Chapter 377: Forcibly eating tofu

Bu Wenya and Zhang Qian have never been to Guilin, and their knowledge of Guilin is still stuck in the textbook "Guilin Landscape". Everywhere they went, they stared at them in amazement, very curious.

I said, Fang Fangmu is a native of Guilin, and if you want to know more about human geography and legendary myths, you can ask Fang Fangmu to be a tour guide and let her explain. When the two heard this, they were overjoyed, and immediately grabbed Fang Fangmu.

Fang Fangmu still remembers humility, but her pride as a Guilin native, gives her a sense of mission to promote her hometown to tourists. In the end, she couldn't stand the entanglement of the two and became a tour guide.

Although Fang Fangmu is from Guilin, she is not familiar with the scenery of the Li River, and her explanations are all nonsense. However, those myths and legends were originally made out of nothing, so they did not affect Bu Wenya and Zhang Qian's Yaxing.

In fact, the most suitable person to be a tour guide should be Tian Jingjing. She reads more than Fang Fangmu, has strong language organization skills, and does not know much more astronomy and geography than Fang Fangmu. But she was my purpose, and in front of her, I pretended to be an idiot and wanted her to be my personal tour guide.

I pestered her, and for a while I asked her what the place was, what the mountain was, and what the reason was. At first, quietly and coldly, without humming. But seeing that my attitude seems to be very sincere, like a good student who is humble and willing to learn, she is not satisfied with the friendship of the landlord, and she can't say anything. She had to answer them one by one, and I always brought the topic to love.

For example, I saw a large rock on the top of the mountain, and looking at the shape, it looked like an owl patiently waiting for its prey to appear. Quietly said that it was the Owl Mountain, and Expressive. But I said that it was looking at the wife's stone, and I quietly said that it was not right, it didn't look like a person at all, and it didn't look like I was looking. When a person looks into the distance, he pulls out his neck, and the head and neck of this stone are almost connected.

That's not the right thing to say. There is a saying: Looking through the autumn water, I don't see my wife coming, standing alone on a high place, sad and sad. When a person's feelings are low, he generally shrinks his neck and bows his head sadly. The man, so pitiful, cruel wife, abandoned it, and he waited stupidly. Day after day, year after year, without eating or drinking, he will eventually become a stone, and he will wait here for the rest of his life.

"Hey, sympathy! is the same as the end of the world, why should we have met before! Brother, I've come to see you. I sighed as I peeked at my quiet white face.

"Hey, stinky tofu, you already have seven beautiful women around you now, and you're still thinking about her in the distance! Appetite too, right? The heart is enough to spend! Quietly gritting her teeth, waiting for her eyes, glaring at me.

Hahaha! The temptation was declared successful! Tian Jingjing still has feelings for me, and she still has me in her heart. If not, she wouldn't be the one she is now! However, Jing Jing deliberately excluded herself from the Seven Fairies, what did she mean?

"Beauty is far away in the sky, close at hand. It's just that her heart is so far away from me that it makes me feel like she's in the distance. I sighed and sighed: "Seven beautiful women like flowers and jade, how can they compare to the goddess in my heart?" The stars are bright, how can it be as bright as January?! ”

All girls love to listen to sweet words. But Tranquility is an exception. I sincerely confessed, and the reward I got was two words "disgusting". I didn't expect that Jing Jing would be hard-hearted to me. Is she going to tear up our marriage contract?

If the two are happy, in the eyes of others, no matter how disgusting the words are, they are also sweet words; If the hearts of two people, one at the end of the world and the other at the cape, say words sweeter than honey, it is disgusting.

Quietly, it was like she was holding a basin of cold water on top of my head, pouring down, and I was cold from my head to the soles of my feet at once. Tian Jingjing, why don't you freeze me directly! I'm disheartened, but I'm not dead yet!

When I passed by a forest and saw that there was no one around, I suddenly grabbed the quiet water snake by the waist and pressed her body against a big tree. Jing Jing was suddenly attacked by me, panicked for a moment, but did not dare to make a sound. My hand was on her white face. My longing lips rushed viciously against her cherry mouth. However, it was not her sweet little mouth that I kissed, but her cheek.

It's better to have a cheek than to kiss the bark. I sucked hard, trying to swallow her whole white jade face.

"Bastard! I don't care about you! Jing Jing struggled and cursed loudly, and the sound was so loud that it spread throughout the woods.

She writhed the PP and didn't give it to one of my "parts". Hey, hate only hate, the drill bit of the part is not sharp, and a layer of cloth can't pierce it. Otherwise, you can go straight to the "Jade Maiden Palace"!

"Sister Jingjing, what's wrong with you?"

My hands were already in her coat, and my fingertips were already touching her warm skin. But a voice, at a very bad time, and the footsteps were getting closer. 6 Well, the meat that came to my hand flew again.

While I was hesitating, he quietly pushed me away, blushing like a ripe tomato. Anyway, I've got there. Moreover, I not only hugged her water snake waist, but also kissed her face. What's more, I also pressed her ......&.

"Brother Tofu, what's going on?" Dimple asked idiotically as he looked at Jing Jing, who was hurrying away from her with a red face.

"Oh, hehe." I hid the truth, laughed awkwardly, then raised my voice and shouted. "Oops, there was a bug just now that fell on Jingjing's body and scared her, I'll help her get rid of it."

"Ahh I'm so scared! ”

Dimples believed it and threw herself into my arms. Hey, this little girl, it's so easy to deceive.

"Hehe, Brother Tofu, you lied to me. In winter, the insects hibernate and go to sleep. Dimple looked up into my eyes, smiled evilly, and whispered.

My little trick was still seen through by Little Dimple, but she didn't demolish me on the spot, and helped me play it very realistically. As a token of appreciation, my hand gently brushed away the long hair covering her face, and the white and red skin immediately appeared in front of my eyes, and I couldn't help but kiss it gently.

Little Dimple smiled contentedly and smiled sweetly. She returned the favor with a kiss that was imprinted on my cheek. After the little dimple left my embrace, he turned back to me from time to time and smiled at me. I didn't know what I meant, but I smiled lightly in return, which was a gift in return.

At noon, we simply ate a bowl of noodles at a roadside noodle shop and continued on our way. We had to get to Yangshuo before it got dark.

"Wow, Brother Tofu, come and see, it's fun!"

The little dimple suddenly screamed excitedly in front of him. I heard the sound of running water, but it wasn't an ordinary stream, it seemed like a big water.

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