Chapter 5: The Cunning Thief on the River
Tang, in this dynasty and generation, is a very important surname.
The Tang clan in the capital, that is what the emperor has to be afraid of.
However, the clan is big and the people are mixed, and other people with the surname Tang are not so beautiful. For example, the Tang clan of Jincheng Taishou in Xubei Province...... Well, it's just that seventeen or eighteen children are officials, and sixteen or seventeen young ladies are ordained.
In a small place, it is already a top-notch family.
Tang Taishou has been influenced by the demeanor of a famous family since he was a child, and he has a unique demeanor in his gestures, and he is a grandfather, and he has a dark beard, clothes are well-dressed, and his skin color is more stable than that of the Taishou who is worried about maintaining the city when he sleeps.
So some people say that Boss Butterfly is not the forbidden son of Xie Dagongzi. There is another person behind the butterfly boss! Mr. Xie and Boss Butterfly get along, and they are both downright and generous, which is completely the normal singing style of the son of a celebrity and a top talent, and it is not a private affair. There is a big guy behind Boss Die, and that is Tang Taishou of Jincheng! Even the ** old man who commanded the ** ruffians in Jincheng - Uncle Nangong used to find a few times with Boss Butterfly, but after being taught a lesson by Tang Taishou, he changed to Boss Butterfly and Boss Protecting Butterfly. Isn't this the same as crossing the clear road? What's the matter with Xie Yunjian?
Famous elders are worthy of famous elders! If Xie Yunjian was so open-minded and protective, he would have to be beaten to death by Lao Tzu, who hoped that his son would become a dragon and hated iron and steel. Changed Tang Taishou to spread this ** rhyme? Nothing. People even envy him as an old man.
With this grandfather as an example, the grandson of the Tang family, Tang Jingxuan, is also the leader of the younger generation, and he is as famous as Xie Yunjian.
Well, maybe he doesn't look as good as Xie Yunjian...... It's also a hobby grooming! In terms of knowledge and talent, it seems that it can't be compared with Yun Jian...... But it's also liberal arts and freshness! The important thing is that he is from a more "generational noble" background than the Xie family, and his foundation is deeper than that of the Tang family, which is enough to give him points! Even if he couldn't compare with Xie Yunjian in martial arts at all...... Alas, his Excellency's only exercise, in addition to helping the girl to walk under the porch to see the plum blossoms on a snowy day, is probably to take a sedan boat and horses when the weather is good, to play outside, do not have to walk by themselves, and when he comes back, he is still very hard and haggard, and sighs to others: I feel the mood of the ancients "bury me when I die"!
In this way, this eldest grandson of Tang Chang, one day, put a small boat and played on the river.
Tang Changsun Gongzi's play has never been too far, but the things you bring must be complete!
He needs to sit down when he's out playing, right? What if the outside seating doesn't fit? So you have to bring a chair. What if the son not only sits, but also lies down? So you have to bring a deck chair. What if Gongzi Yaxing is big and doesn't want to sit on what he brought, he wants to sit on the stones and grass, but those are too hard and too cold? So I had to bring a mat. What if the sun shines on it? So you have to bring a parasol. What if the wind blows? So he had to bring a cloak. What if there is no wind? Also bring a fan. In case it's hot and cold......
A string of thousands of times, the thickness of the length of the replacement of the number of clothes or something, there is no need to say more, the fingers and toes are all broken, it's almost the same. Towels are not counted.
There is also a son who wants to drink tea. There may not be good tea outside. From tea, to water, cooking utensils, filter utensils, and punching utensils...... There was once a servant woman who saw it and sighed, our son drank tea, how can it cost more than our women to have a child!
It's just the simplest tea you need. It must be taken into account that the son also has to write, paint, play the piano, or something......
When he traveled, even if it was just a spin in the small river at the gate of the city, he brought a lot of things.
And Tang Changsun used all good things. Pick up the color and paint gold, famous antiques, should not be opened. Whatever he wants to use, he will immediately let his subordinates turn it out for him, regardless of what to avoid people's eyes and ears - a gentleman is frank! What's there to avoid?
As a result, someone was eyeing him. According to Zhou Xu's opinion, it must be a gang of thieves, brave and strategic, stepping on the plate for a long time, staring at Tang Changsun for a long time, finding an opportunity, Tang Changsun walked to a slightly remote place, they stepped forward, full of smiles: "Yo! Brother Tang is so Yaxing! Fate to get together! Come on, the brothers have good tea, it's exactly what I said last time, how about Brother Tang come to taste and evaluate? ”
Tang Changsun didn't recognize them, but they were all wearing very luxurious robes, and they looked like they had heads and faces, and they were familiar with Tang Changsun. Tang Changsun still thought that he had a bad memory, and was thinking about where he met them, they had already rushed up, one was holding Tang Changsun, and the other said that they would help Tang Changsun bring some suitable things and ransack his boat. At this time, the thief has been revealed! And Tang Changsun had fallen into their hands, and the subordinates didn't react at first, and after reacting, they didn't dare to resist. They snatched it up. They threw Tang Changsun into the hands of the people under the Tang family, and said "noisy"-
The so-called "noisy" originally means noisy. Later, some polite people came to people's homes as guests, and when they were finished, they also said "noisy", which means "I disturbed you, I'm sorry". It's kind words. Later, the local pimplers took advantage of this as a witticism, blackmailed people, robbed people, and finally said "noisy" and arched their hands, and then swayed away. Leaving the master to blow his beard and stare and laugh.
At that moment, the gang of robbers finished their work, took their leave, and dispersed in a hurry. The Tang family wanted to chase after him, but the robe on Tang Changsun's body was also stripped away - it was also a good thing, and it could be sold for a lot of money!
The robbers were only greedy for money, and they didn't pity Tang Changsun's fine skin and tender meat, they were stripped of their coats, and when the wind blew, they caught a cold, how did they get it? The people of the Tang family didn't care about chasing the robbers, so they hurriedly found clothes for the eldest grandson of Tang, lest the eldest grandson catch a cold and get sick, and the crime of their poor care is heavier than being robbed and losing property!
There were two suitcases, one of which was taken by the robbers, and the other was missing. The subordinates first took off their clothes and draped them for Tang Changsun. But Tang Changsun's skin and flesh were really delicate, and he was itchy and uncomfortable next to their inferior clothes. So the people were not only busy finding suitable clothes for him, but also looking for plasters to soothe the skin. Where can you chase robbers anymore?
Later, Zhou Xu and the officials in the yamen came to investigate, and they had to smile bitterly. Tang Taishou asked, "Huh! If you don't chase after thieves, what is it like to laugh? ”
Zhou Xu replied: "Taishou Mingjian, these robbers are planning and then moving, and they are far away with one blow." I guess they'd run away! Where else to chase? ”
Tang Taishou was furious: "According to this, the rogue doesn't need to be followed?" This is still a peaceful and prosperous era! What is the use of raising you? Don't chase it yet! ”
So he sent an official document to catch the sea, and it was more useless to chase it hard. Zhou Xu can't do it, and it's difficult to count on outsiders. Tang Taishou calmed down, loose on the outside and tight on the inside, and this matter will not be let go after all.