Chapter 108 Scared to Pee For ( Going Up the Mountain to Fight the Tiger 523 ) Yu Pei Jia Geng
Although the road from C Province to Yunnan is not as cool as the highway and can be racing, the scenery is very good. The scenery of the plateau karst landform is indeed wonderful, with vast distant mountains, bottomless canyons, and winding rivers. Sparsely populated villages. After a night of wild racing, seeing these beautiful scenery when the sky was faint, Ye Han couldn't help but roll down the window and scream twice.
"Wow, this scenery is so beautiful, I like it so much, I will retire in the future, and I will come here to live in seclusion." Zheng Shasha said.
"Where will you be hidden? I'll build a grass hut across from you, and when we're fine, we can hook up/ride each other, and we'll be in the middle of nowhere. Ye Han said with a smile.
"Can you be serious for two minutes? Can you not take advantage of me? Zheng Shasha frowned.
She frowned slightly. It's actually pretty good.
"I didn't take advantage of you, I wanted to take advantage of it. But I haven't had a chance to take it yet. Ye Han said.
"You find a hidden place in front of you to stop for a while, I have something to do." Zheng Shasha said a little embarrassed.
"Want to pee? Just say it directly, it's suffocated, right? The Red Amount Foundation is actually a secret special team in a suit, and an elite like you should be more straightforward. Ye Han found a place with a lot of bushes and parked the car.
"No matter how bold I am, but I'm a woman after all, do you want me to say I want to pee in front of a big man?" Zheng Shasha said angrily.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and pee, don't worry, I won't peek, I will look at it if I want to see it, so that I won't peek." Ye Han said.
"You are not allowed to get out of the car!" Zheng Shasha said vigilantly.
"I'll go, only will you pee? I want to pee too, I don't get out of the car, do I pee in the car? You can stand the smell, I can't stand it. Ye Han said.
"You're too fast, if you get out of the car and run over and peek at me, I'll run back immediately, I won't find out at all." Zheng Shasha said.
"Damn, is my brother such a filthy person? Peeing at the girl's house? Okay, okay, I don't get out of the car, I'll go to pee after you pee. Ye Han stretched his waist, felt out the cigarette and lit it, and took a deep breath.
"Don't smoke in the car, it smells too strong for a while." Zheng Shasha turned around and scolded.
"Okay, okay, I'll go out when you pee back. Women are such a nuisance. Ye Han shook his head and said helplessly.
The two laughed and scolded each other all the way, and the time passed quickly, and at ten o'clock in the morning, they had arrived in Zhao City, which was in Yunnan. After Zhao City, there was a sudden large area of congestion on the vehicles in front of me, as if there was a car accident.
"You wait for me in the car, I'll take a look. We can't let them waste our precious time. Ye Han said.
"If you want to go, go together. I'm going to go down and move my muscles, too. After Zheng Shasha finished speaking, she opened the car door and got out of the car.
In fact, it was just an ordinary car accident, and there were no casualties, but a truck rear-ended a Passat because the brakes were not controlled, and it was only a slight contact, and the Passat itself was not seriously injured.
"There is no shop in front of Buba Village here, and it will take some time for the traffic police to arrive here, so you can forget it yourself, don't delay everyone's time."
Before Ye Han could speak, Zheng Shasha spoke first.
"Yes, yes, everyone is in a hurry, you blocked the road like this, we can't get through." The people next to him saw that it was a beautiful woman who spoke, and they all echoed.
The one who drove the Passat was a twenty-year-old yellow hair, glanced at Zheng Shasha, who was dressed in a white-collar uniform, and her eyes lit up, "Beauty, what you said makes sense, I'll just let him pay 10,000 yuan, but this poor man only pays 1,000 yuan, the gap is too big, only everyone is waiting for the traffic police to deal with it, if you find it difficult to wait, you can go to my car and sit and chat slowly, I like to make friends." "
Ye Han smiled secretly in his heart, thinking that this product actually wants to soak our little pepper?
"I don't have the time to talk to you, how much is your broken Passat worth, and I didn't ask someone to pay you 10,000 yuan? A thousand yuan is enough, take the money and quickly get out of the way, we have to hurry up. Zheng Shasha said.
Don't look at her usually doesn't speak, she is quite domineering at critical moments.
Huang Mao was a little angry when he saw that Zheng Shasha didn't dick him, and his tone of voice changed: "What are you talking about when you don't have time, and you are not a traffic policeman, is it your turn to take care of this matter?" "
"Get out of the way, don't get in the way, we have important things to do." Zheng Shasha said.
"Something important? Are you going to steal men? So anxious to be? Huang Mao began to speak disrespectfully.
Ye Han frowned slightly, thinking that this yellow hair is talking so ugly, I Ye Han will just talk about this kind of thing, you dog-like thing, you are also worthy of talking to my partner like this?
However, he still didn't make a move, since he met Zheng Shasha, he hadn't seen Zheng Shashaliang's skills, and it was said that the people in the Red Fund were all elites, Ye Han didn't believe that she couldn't even clean up such a small rascal/hooligan.
"Do you dare to say it again?" Sure enough, Zheng Shasha was furious.
"I asked if I was in a hurry to find a man."
Xiao Huangmao's words were not finished, but he couldn't say it, because his hand was stuck by Zheng Shasha, Xiao Huangmao was shorter, and after being stuck by Zheng Shasha, who was nearly 1.7 meters tall, he slowly lifted it up, and he was about to leave his feet on the ground!
I'll go, this girl still has this strength? Ye Han couldn't help but take a breath of cool air and lifted the yellow hair, an ordinary big man may not be able to do it! The people of the Red Volume Foundation are really not simple, this Zheng Shasha doesn't make a move, and even Ye Han feels amazing when he makes a move.
Of course, the onlookers next to him didn't think much of a thing, and when they saw that the little yellow hair was cleaned up by a beautiful woman, they applauded.
Seeing that Xiao Huangmao's face was swollen into the color of pig liver, Ye Han hurriedly signaled with his eyes that Zheng Shasha was almost done.
Zheng Shasha snorted coldly, and with a force in her hand, Xiao Huangmao was pushed heavily against her car, panting heavily, and looking at Zheng Shasha with a nervous expression.
"If he doesn't want a thousand, just give him five hundred." Zheng Shasha said to the truck driver.
The truck driver hurriedly took out his wallet and took out five 100-face bills, but instead of handing them directly to the little yellow hair, he handed them to Zheng Shasha, the truck driver was also smart, he knew that he would give Huang Mao directly, Huang Mao would definitely not agree, Zheng Shasha gave it to him, and Huang Mao had to accept it.
Zheng Shasha stuffed five banknotes into the pocket of the little yellow hair shirt, "Hurry up and get out of the car, or I'll tear off all the yellow hairs on your side one by one!" "
Xiao Huangmao glared at Zheng Shasha fiercely, "You have a kind of report, there are few people who dare to bully me in Yunnan!" "
"Yo, you still want to threaten me, my name is Ye Han, come to me anytime if you want revenge!" Zheng Shasha said.
"Ye Han is like a boy's name!" Someone next to him said.
"I'm a boy, haven't you heard of shemales? I, Ye Han, am a shemale, not convinced? Zheng Shasha shouted.
No one dared to respond, not all of them believed that she was a shemale, but seeing that her strength was too great, even if she was not a shemale, they didn't dare to provoke her.
Ye Han didn't expect that he was hacked by Zheng Shasha, thinking that you girl hacked me, you wait for me!
After Huang Mao got out of the way, the road was quickly opened.
"I didn't expect you to be so powerful, but it's not too kind for you to pretend to be my Ye Han's name, if you want to say that you are Ye Han's wife, then it's more appropriate." Ye Han said.
"Even if I am blind one day, I will not marry a big radish like you." Zheng Shasha said.
"Hey, I said this early, maybe one day you will fall in love with me, life for decades, who can say what will happen in the future? I'm such a handsome and dashing handsome guy in the wind, it's only a matter of time before you fall in love with me. Ye Han said seriously.
"Not only are you black-faced, but you're also thick-skinned, and I suspect that ordinary missiles can't penetrate your thick skin." Zheng Shasha sneered.
"If you don't believe it, let's see, by the way, your strength is so great, that kid was almost lifted by you, I didn't expect you to have such strength." Ye Han praised from the bottom of his heart.
"Without two brushes, can you get into the red volume? This is a secret organization that is even more special than special forces, do you understand? Zheng Shasha said.
"I know, your specialty is strength, right?" Ye Han asked.
"I once won the National Junior Fighting Championship, and then I went to high school, and the little hooligans around the school came to the school to molest female students, and also injured the teacher, I twisted the neck of a little hooligan in a fit of rage, and was sentenced to excessive defense, and was imprisoned for five years, and only sat for a year, and was fished out by the head of the Red Quantity Foundation, and then participated in special training and became a member of the Red Volume." Zheng Shasha said.
"Damn, I didn't expect you to have such a strong past! Disrespectful, disrespectful! People say that Beauty and the Beast are beautiful, but in fact, there is a beast's heart hidden under some beautiful appearances. For example, you. Ye Han said.
Zheng Shasha's brows furrowed again: "Are you calling me a beast in disguise?" "
"No, no, no, I'm praising you for being wild enough, the beauties are much gentle, but the wild ones are very few, in fact, the wild beauties are more sexy/sensual, especially in bed"
"Shut up! Don't tell me your dirty/dirty remarks! Zheng Shasha shouted. Abundant and wide.
"Okay, let's talk about it another day, and we'll talk about it another day when you want to say it." Ye Han smiled cheaply.
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While the two were chatting, the little yellow hair on the Passat was also making a phone call.
"Brother Lei, I reported your name, that girl said, what is Lei Er, she has never heard of such a person in Yunnan! He also said that he was not even worthy of lifting her shoes, only deserving of washing her underwear/pants! "
"Nimal next door! Don't get into trouble out there and add fuel to the vinegar to provoke me to get revenge on you? "
"Brother Lei, I'm telling the truth, that girl is beautiful, that leg, that ass, tsk, if you take her in, you must be cool."
"Really? Or a big beauty? In the beauty dare to say that I am only worthy of washing her panties? Okay, my second brother hasn't washed a woman's underwear yet, so I'll wash her well! You tell me her license plate number, and as soon as they enter Kuncheng, I'll let people follow her, and I want to see what kind of goods it is! "