"Prime Minister, this time the Chinese Empire's attack on the Eastern Front of Germany, is it for us to show Britain, is it for us to leave Egypt alone?" One of the lawmakers hurriedly asked.

"I think so, if we in England have any problem with the Chinese occupation of Egypt, I think the Chinese emperor will definitely order the Russian army to stop attacking Germany." The British Prime Minister said helplessly.

"Mr. Prime Minister, you can't hand over Egypt to China just because of this."

"I don't want to, but if we protest about Egypt, the Russian squadron will definitely stop attacking the Germans, and we protest against Egypt, whether Egypt can take it back, it's really hard to say." The British Prime Minister thinks that what China is doing is obviously forcing Britain to give up Egypt.

"Prime Minister, telegram from the Chinese side."

"Hmm." The British Prime Minister picked up the telegram and looked.

And this telegram is a telegram sent by Yuan Kehuan in Egypt, saying that Egypt hurts the Chinese, and the Huaxia army can't go out to Egypt, but after occupying Egypt, Egypt still has a lot of **** ideas, so it was decided to simply garrison the army in Egypt to protect the safety of overseas Chinese.

Of course, in the end, Yuan Kehuan mentioned it, hoping that Britain would give Egypt to China as a colony, and the tone was completely very friendly to ask Britain, without any coercion.

However, the British Prime Minister, reading this telegram, of course, will not think that Yuan Kehuan meant to ask Britain, but to tell Britain that Egypt is a colony of China.

"Hey, there's no way, as long as the war is over, we in Britain will have to come back to this thing." The British Prime Minister reluctantly put down the telegram in his hand.

Cairo, Egypt.

"Your Majesty, there's a telegram from the British."

"Oh, so fast." Yuan Kehuan picked up the telegram, looked at Hu Zengxin next to him and said: "Jianzhong, I guess it must be the telegram that Britain agreed to cede Egypt to us, believe it or not." ”

"No way, Britain is the world leader, and if we slap Britain in the face like this, I think Britain will probably send the Royal Navy to Egypt." Hu Zengxin didn't believe Yuan Kehuan's words, because after all, Britain has been the world leader for hundreds of years.

"Haha, look, don't I say it, I know the bottom of the UK." Yuan Kehuan took the telegram in his hand to Hu Zengxin.

"Damn, this Britain really made Egypt a colony of China and us." Hu Zengxin took the telegram in front of him in surprise, looked at it carefully, and the more he looked at Hu Zengxin, the more excited he became.

"I tell you, Jianzhong, even if the British Royal Navy comes, we are not afraid, now we China are the world boss." Yuan Kehuan said arrogantly and loudly.

"Yes, Your Majesty, we in China are the world's bosses, and we will beat whoever is unhappy." Hu Zengxin also said excitedly.

"Haha, yes, if you see someone who is upset, you will hit whoever you want." Yuan Kehuan smiled, and then pulled Hu Zengxin to the side of the Egyptian pyramids, and shouted to the soldier with the camera: "Take a picture of us." ”

"Smile, Jianzhong." Yuan Kehuan said, Hu Zengxin listened to Yuan Kehuan's words, and his expressionless face quickly showed a little smile.

"Wait." Yuan Kehuan suddenly stopped the photo with his hand, and instructed the soldiers next to him: "Bring me a few national flags and plant them on the top of the pyramid, so as to prove that our Huaxia army has come to Egypt and conquered Egypt." ”

The soldiers not far from Yuan Kehuan, hearing Yuan Kehuan's order, hurriedly went to find a few national flags, and then the pyramid was filled with the Chinese national flag of the golden dragon.

"Okay, that's it." Yuan Kehuan compared the person who took the photo, ordered that he could take pictures, and then shouted: "Eggplant." ”

Later, the scene of Yuan Kehuan and Hu Zengxin smiling and standing in the pyramid was photographed by the black and white camera, and the fluttering Chinese flag on the pyramid was also clearly visible in the photo.

And when this photo was transmitted to China, the Chinese people were extremely happy, because they saw the emperor of their motherland in other countries, leaving a figure. And this shows that Egypt has become a colony of China, although the Chinese do not like their country to be a colony, but it does not mean that they do not like their country to have a colony.

Moreover, China likes its own country with as many colonies as possible, so that it can be like a big country, because that big country does not have a few colonies, and a big country without colonies is embarrassed to say that it is a big country.

"Okay, let's take a few pictures of each of you, and when you take the pictures later, you can tell your children and grandchildren that we have been to Egypt and conquered Egypt." Yuan Kehuan said loudly to the soldiers present.

"Oooh."

The loud soldier shouted excitedly, and then all the soldiers hurriedly sorted out their clothes and wiped the guns, although the black and white camera could not see whether the guns were clean or not, but the soldiers still seriously wiped the guns, until the guns themselves were shining in the sun.

"Jianzhong (Hu Zengxin)." Yuan Kehuan shouted to Hu Zengxin next to him as he walked.

"In, Your Majesty."

"The Middle East can be said to have come to an end." Yuan Kehuan looked at the Huaxia Army, who was lined up there, waiting for the photograph, and felt funny, because in this era, the camera is so precious, so everyone cherishes every photo of themselves, but Yuan Kehuan thought of the black and white camera, it seems that he has to invest some money to let the technicians study the color camera.

"Yes, Your Majesty, now the Middle East plus Egypt are under the control of our army."

"Next, it's management, Jianzhong, for those who want to be independent in the Middle East, you can't be soft, just get out and shoot it, I want the Middle East to completely belong to us China, and we will exploit new energy oil in the Middle East, and you arrange for the army to protect these mining places." Yuan Kehuan commanded.

"Yes, Your Majesty." Hu Zengxin replied seriously.

"And Jianzhong, I will take a plane to Russia tomorrow, because our Longteng Military Region is fighting against Germany under the leadership of Li Zongren, and I want to go and see the situation there."

"Oh, Your Majesty, it's so soon."

"Well, now that the First World War may be over, there are a lot of things waiting for us to deal with, and the Middle East is up to you." Yuan Kehuan looked at the endless sky, and felt that the world was so big.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, I will definitely deal with the aftermath of the Middle East." Hu Zengxin suddenly looked at Yuan Kehuan with a wicked smile and asked, "Your Majesty, you have actually arrived in Egypt, do you want to arrange a few good-looking Egyptian girls to come and tell Your Majesty about the situation in Egypt at night." ”

"Well, the children can be taught." Yuan Kehuan suddenly found Hu Zengxin, and finally knew that he said it euphemistically, and later Yuan Kehuan thought of the movie "Cleopatra" that he watched in later generations, and liked the beauty of Cleopatra in Egypt very much, so he instructed Hu Zengxin: "Jianzhong, see if there are any good-looking queens in Egypt, and what princesses there are, I think they should know more about the situation in Egypt." ”

"Oh, Majesty, I know, I understand." Hu Zengxin smiled evilly there, looking at Yuan Kehuan.

However, when Yuan Kehuan saw Hu Zengxin's evil smile, why did he think that he was despising him for being lustful, thinking that he was not angry, he kicked Hu Zengxin's body and scolded: "Why don't you go and find Cleopatra for me, and I am not the only one to ask them, you can also ask them about the situation in Egypt at night when you are in the Middle East in the future." ”

"Yes, I can also ask them in the evening if they have any opinion on running Egypt." Hu Zengxin smiled evilly, and then hurriedly arranged for the soldiers to "invite" the Egyptian girls.

On August 8, 1918, Moscow, the capital of Russia.

"Your Majesty, welcome to Russia again, our Russian people are very happy." Lenin came to Yuan Kehuan's private plane, and when Yuan Kehuan got off the plane, he watched Yuan Kehuan get off the plane with a smile.

"Well, it's good to be close to the North Pole, and it's not hot this summer." Yuan Kehuan said with a smile.

"If you feel that it is hot in China, you can come to Russia for a vacation in the future, and we will always welcome your majesty in Russia." After Lenin finished speaking, he pointed to the Russian people next to the airfield and said happily: "Your Majesty, you see, how our Russian people welcome the arrival of Your Majesty. ”

Yuan Kehuan looked at the Russian people next to him, and some held "Welcome to the arrival of Yuan Kehuan, the emperor of the Chinese Empire!" Some held up "China and Russia will always be good brothers!" And, of course, some held the flags of Russia and China, where they warmly welcomed Yuan Kehuan.

Yuan Kehuan looked at the people in this square, and thought that this must be someone brought by Lenin and others, otherwise Yuan Kehuan thought that he had forcibly occupied more than 2 million square kilometers of Russian territory, and it was impossible for the Russian people to like him.

However, when Yuan Kehuan saw the people in this square, they all had one thing in common, that is, they were all yellow-faced and thin-skinned, and they must not be able to eat enough every day.

"Where's Commander Li?" Yuan Kehuan asked Lenin next to him.

"Your Majesty, Commander Li has already arrived on the way to Moscow, it should be almost there, let's go to the government building first." Lenin pointed to a row of cars in front of him, and then took Yuan Kehuan and his party to the side of the car, Lenin personally opened a car door, and said respectfully to Yuan Kehuan: "Your Majesty, please get in the car." ”

Yuan Kehuan nodded to Lenin and sat in the car.

Yuan Kehuan sat in the car, looking at both sides of Moscow, almost every building was hung with "What Brings Down Capitalism", "Work Together, Eat Together." 》

"Our Chinese businessmen, let's be safe." Yuan Kehuan asked.

"Your Majesty, ensure safety, no Chinese businessman will be harmed, and no Chinese will be harmed in the future." Lenin hurriedly patted his chest and reassured.

Because Lenin clearly knew that the Chinese emperor in front of him liked to hurt overseas Chinese the most, so he began to dispatch troops and began to invade a certain country, the key is to occupy a certain country, and the Chinese army will not go back, and directly start stationing troops in that country, as if meddling in the military and political power of other countries.

And just a few days ago, China took the Chinese to be hurt and invaded several countries in the Middle East, and Egypt in Africa, this is just around the corner, and Lenin will not also offend the Chinese.

"Big brother." At this time, Li Zongren came to the government building and shouted happily to Yuan Kehuan.

"Haha, third brother, how is Germany now, the war is all right." Yuan Kehuan asked.

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