Chapter 675: The Birth of the Family (3)
"Why is the rabbit gone!?"
Li Hongji's glutinous rice rabbit is their killer weapon, but now it has disappeared out of thin air, Li Junxi quickly swept everyone's face, and at a glance he could see that Li Xiaoli's expression was not quite right, obviously Li Hongji's glutinous rice rabbit was stolen and eaten by this foul master.
Without a killer feature, when it was finally chosen by PD, he pointed the camera at Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin, two sisters who were about to die.
Seeing that they won the championship, the two sisters jumped and jumped around the house excitedly, making out as if they were really sisters, but when the next episode was recorded, without the threat of Kim Taeyeon, the two of them may be incompatible again.
Perhaps there is no need to wait until the next recording, and the battle for a bed will soon begin, and the sisters are in danger of disintegrating at any moment.
It's time for the self-esteem war again, the bed war, and there is absolutely no one of the highest-rated links in "The Birth of a Family" at present.
Because Kim Taeyeon is a guest, the proposition of today's competition is handed over to her.
"I like naïve men!"
Kim Taeyeon loves naïve men!
This made a group of men in the family feel ridiculous, how to behave childishly?
Yoon Zhongxin was the first to react, but the naivety he showed made people feel disgusting to look at, and Lee Jun-hee even had goosebumps on his arms.
“oppa! Are you going to give up? Lee Hyo-ri looked at Yoon Zhongxin with an unkind face, and the naïve old man immediately stopped performing.
Then there was Li Tianxi, I saw him tossing around with his back for a long time, and he turned around, which made everyone laugh, and he didn't know where to find the rubber band. He also wore a pigtail on the top of his head, and his hands were crossed on his chest, looking cute.
"The Lun family really doesn't know what to do!"
Li Junxi only felt a cramp in his stomach, and the roasted whitebait and glutinous rice dumplings he ate at night were in danger of squirting out at any time, this guy was really going to work hard!
"Yikes! Oh my God! ”
Jin Xiulu couldn't stand it anymore and shouted. walked towards Li Tianxi with a menacing attitude, and Li Tianxi couldn't help but be afraid, after all, the image of Jin Xiulu's stepmother had left a deep shadow in his heart.
But as soon as Jin Xiulu walked up, his face changed and he fell into Li Tianxi's arms, and said sweetly: "What can I do!" ”
That twisted appearance made everyone feel that the worldview was about to collapse, what is this!?
Is this still the game big devil, Kim stepmother, Kim so-ro?
Now that Kim so Road has begun. Naturally, others were not polite, and Liu Zaishi jumped directly into the yard. I took a stone and drew it on the ground.
Li Xiaoli looked at Liu Zaishi's cute appearance, and couldn't help laughing: "In Shi oppa!" What are you doing that!? ”
Liu Zaishi tried his best to say in a childish tone: "It's a house." It's the house I'm going to live in! ”
Lee Hyo-ri tried his best to hold back a laugh and asked again: "House!" So who are you going to live with!? ”
Liu Zaishi was stunned. He replied very quickly: "Actually, I already have people living together!" ”
Park Ye-jin looked at Yoo Jae-seok's indescribable appearance and couldn't help but say, "oppa!" It's a naïve man, and it's not an idiot man, what are you now! ”
But Park Ye-jin's complaints. can't stop the hearts of the men in the family from rejuvenating, and they are all working hard to sell cuteness. Lee Jun-hee also wants to participate, but how to sell cuteness, he really can't!
I knew it earlier, so I came with Quanbaolan!
“OPPA!” Seeing that Lee Jun Hee was motionless, Park Ye Jin smiled and said, "Is OPPA ready to accept seven?" ”
Li Junxi was taken aback. After bowing his head and enduring it for a long time, he fell directly to the ground and hugged Park Ye-jin's legs, tilted his head, and his eyes flickered with the little star: "I'm sleepy!" Want to sleep! ”
The eyes of Park Ye-jin, Lee Hyo-ri and Kim Tae-yeon instantly turned terrified. Then they all burst into laughter.
Liu Zaishi and the others also forgot to sell cuteness at this time: "Junxi! You're an international superstar! You're a national singer! What are you like now!? You'll be disappointed to be seen by your fans! ”
Li Junxi looked at Liu Zaishi with a curious look, bit his fingers, and whispered, "What are they doing!" ”
Park Ye-jin now has the heart to kick Lee Jun-hee to death, the muscles all over her body are twitching vigorously, and she quickly broke free and jumped to the side, but looking at Lee Jun-hee's aggrieved eyes, for a moment, she really thought that she had done something heinous.
Finally, the naïve man's showdown is over, and Lee Jun-hee has already made up his mind that he will never watch this episode of the show, and he will call on all fans to boycott this episode of "The Birth of the Family".
Seven heroes stood in the cloister, waiting for the final verdict of fate.
The first to be pushed into the abyss was Yoon Zhongxin, on the grounds that his childish performance was too inferior.
Watching the fall of his older companions, Jin Xiulu couldn't help but burst out laughing, but unfortunately, before he finished laughing, he felt pushed by someone and fell down.
Looking back at Kim Taeyeon holding a stick in his hand, he was suddenly full of grief and indignation, and shouted, "Taeyeon! I still prefer Yuna! ”
As soon as he finished shouting, he saw Kim Tae-yeon's fingers a little between him and Yoon Chung-shin, and then the two fingers made a crossover motion, and it was obvious that the sixth place that had just arrived continued to slide and had become seventh.
Yin Zhongxin, who was unexpectedly promoted, was very excited and cheered.
Then it was Li Hongji who was eliminated, he was still a newcomer to variety shows, and his sense of artistic ability was obviously insufficient, just now when the men were working hard to perform, he turned out to be a bystander, and he was placed in the fifth place, in fact, he was already taken care of.
Next up is Dacheng.
Top three?
Li Junxi looked at the ladies behind him with some doubts, since participating in the birth of the family, he has never had the experience of the top three, and the issue in which Gu Hara participated, he finally won the first place, but he lost it inexplicably!
Even more excited than him was Yoo Jae-seok. At the end of this millennium, he actually entered the upper circle, and he was a mess of excitement.
Yin Zhongxin immediately questioned: "Filial piety! Is the stone more attractive than me? ”
Lee Hyori glared at Yin Zhongxin: "oppa!" Do you want to get back to seventh place? ”
Yin Zhongxin was honest immediately, and it was important to keep the sixth place first, and when the woman was ranked, he would still have a chance to take revenge.
"Oh oppa! Happy with your current location? "Before announcing the next qualifying. Park Ye-jin suddenly asked inexplicably.
Li Junxi was stunned for a moment, and had a premonition that something was wrong: "I am already very satisfied to be able to stand in the top three!" ”
Sure enough, as soon as Lee Jun-hee's words fell, he heard Lee Hyo-ri say: "In that case, Jun-hee!" You're in third place! ”
Before Lee Jun-hee could react, he felt that someone was pushing him behind his back, but before he could push it, Park Ye-jin saw that Lee Jun-hee still dared to resist stubbornly, and he went up with a kick.
Yoo Jae-seok saw Lee Jun-hee kicked down. I couldn't believe my eyes: "Did I win Jun-hee?" ”
Then he and Li Tianxi celebrated, no matter who it seems, Li Junxi has no reason to lose to them, but in the family, the reality is like this, and he participated in several shows in a row, and every time, during the battle for the bed. Lee Jun-hee has never had any experience.
Now that the order has not been determined, only Liu Zaishi and Li Tianxi are left. Although it was already a surprise to be able to enter the top two, but now that they have come to this, both of them can't help but have fantasies about one.
"First place, pick up Taeyeon and walk around the yard!" Lee Jun-hee proposed.
Liu Zaishi was overjoyed when he heard this, but soon thought of another question: "What if it's second place?" ”
"If you place second, you can carry me!"
Liu Zaishi's ears heard Li Xiaoli's swishing voice, and he couldn't help but shudder: "That ~~~~~ Xiaoli!" ”
Lee Hyori looked at Liu Zaishi with a smile: "What? oppa! Don't you want to? ”
How dare Liu Zaishi admit: "That's not what I mean!" It's just ~~~~~~"
Lee Hyo-ri didn't give him a chance to refute at all: "Okay! That's it! ”
The final showdown begins. Yoo Jae-seok and Lee Tian-hee both nervously turned their backs to the three female members.
“oppa! We'll pounce on it later! Lee Hyo-ri said suddenly.
Frightened, Liu Zaishi quickly turned around: "Ah! O Filial Piety! That's too much! ”
Lee Hyo-ri's weight problem has always been an open secret in the family, and compared to the petite Kim Taeyeon, Lee Hyo-ri is undoubtedly heavyweight, and it would be ~~~~~~ if he pounced
Li Tianxi may not be anything, but Liu Zaishi is not easy to say!
Seeing Liu Zaishi's frightened expression. The members all laughed, needless to say, they could feel it, and everyone was very much looking forward to seeing Lee Hyo-ri crush Yoo Jae-seok.
Lee Hyori also smiled: "oppa! It could also be Tianxi! ”
Li Tianxi, who was still laughing, heard this, and his face immediately changed: "Xiaoli! It won't really be ~~~~~ me! ”
Now Li Xiaoli was also angry: "What do you mean! In this case, people who have watched the show will also think that I am heavy. ”
Everyone looked at Lee Hyori in unison, although they didn't speak, but the meaning was already obvious: Do you think it's not?
After tossing for a long time, the time to finally decide everyone's fate has arrived, Lee Hyo-ri and Kim Taeyeon kept changing positions, Yoo Jae-seok and Lee Tian-hee's faces became more and more nervous, and their legs were stretched straight, obviously guarding against the sudden arrival of Lee Hyo-ri.
Finally, with Park Ye-jin's "three", Lee Hyo-ri and Kim Tae-yeon both rushed out quickly, and then rose up and found their targets respectively.
Lee Tianxi's figure flickered, he glanced back, and then cheered loudly, carrying Kim Tae-yeon all over the yard and running wildly.
However, Liu Zaishi was bitter, and when Li Xiaoli pounced, Liu Zaishi almost fell to the ground, and looked back at Li Xiaoli who was smiling like a flower, he really wanted to cry without tears.
Lee Hyori is still getting cheap and selling obediently: "oppa!" Am I not happy to see it? ”
If Liu Zaishi can still be happy at this time, it will be really a strange thing, helplessly carrying Li Xiaoli around the yard, it looks like a 25,000-mile long march, it is obvious that Li Xiaoli's weight is for Liu Zaishi. It's not a big burden.
Finally completed the task, Liu Zaishi had no strength at all, and sat on the corridor with his head hung for a while.
Seeing this, Lee Hyo-ri smiled and said, "oppa! You're the second one! ”
Two of you!?
When Liu Zaishi heard this, it was as if he was instantly filled with electricity, and he jumped up suddenly, waving his fists and cheering.
"Second place! 2nd place! ”
At this time, Jin Xiulu, who won the last place, spoke: "You three. Now it's your turn! ”
The expressions of the three female members, who were still laughing, immediately became serious.
Feng Shui takes turns, and the three female members who still held the power of life and death just now are standing in the corridor like lambs waiting to be slaughtered, and behind them are seven male members with bad intentions.
"We were naïve, now you should do something about it, right?" Yin Zhongxin said.
Yin Zhongxin's words immediately got a response from others, and in the end, it was Liu Zaishi who decided: "It's too simple if they just show their innocent appearance, so it's better to do this!" Just perform a complex character, and be pure for a while. A moment of coldness. ”
Hearing this, Lee Hyo-ri was dissatisfied and said, "oppa! Why should I do this? ”
Liu Zaishi now holds the power, and said with a wicked smile: "What? O Filial Piety! You can give up too! ”
When Lee Hyori heard this, he immediately became very deferential: "No! oppa! ”
Looking at Lee Hyori's low-eyed appearance, the male members felt incredible, and they were still refuting it just now, but who knew that the eldest sister would start performing immediately.
Li Junxi looked at it and said, "This woman is really not simple!" ”
Lee Hyori is a character who comes crazy personally, and once he lets go, he is more crazy than anyone else. Jumping and jumping to show a cute appearance,。 In comparison, the actor Park Ye-jin pales in comparison.
Lee Jun-hee didn't dare to say it when he looked at it, but he always felt that Park Ye-jin's cute expression looked like a dusty woman!
Kim Taeyeon is completely in her true colors, and the 20-year-old girl is the cutest and innocent, and she has no trace of acting at all. Let the family's group of wolves shout excitedly.
When they showed cold women next, the three women showed their magic powers, bluffing Yin Zhongxin and Li Tianxi.
Among them, Lee Hyo-ri's innocent performance for a while, and the cold performance for a while made the members laugh more than once, and Park Ye-jin watched the men's attention all attracted by Lee Hyo-ri. I was in a hurry, and I quickly left secretly, and when I came out, I was bulging in my arms, and I didn't know what was hidden.
Lee Hyo-ri looked at it, he was anxious, and pushed Park Ye-jin away, the previous lesson was very painful, the last time TVXQ's Jung Yun-ho and Kim Jun-so came, Park Ye-jin used chocolate to bribe, and easily got the first place, this time if Park Ye-jin succeeded, what would she do!
The most important thing is that there is also a Kim Taeyeon on the side, if he falls to third place, he ~~~~~~~
To die or live sisters, this moment is officially disintegrated!
Park Ye-jin broke through Lee Hyo-ri's blockade and stuffed all the snacks hidden in her arms into the hands of the male members.
Lee Hyo-ri angrily chased Park Ye-jin for a while, but was finally stopped by Yoo Jae-seok and Kim so-ro.
"Park Ye-jin! How can you do that to me! Even if you want to prepare something, you should discuss it with me! ”
When everyone heard this, their faces immediately became embarrassed, this eldest sister could even say such things so comfortably.
Liu Zaishi said: "Filial piety! You should have something to prepare, too! ”
Li Xiaoli hurriedly said: "Is it really good to prepare things?" Have you forgotten who is supporting the family? ”
Li Junxi replied expressionlessly: "It's Brother Xiulu!" ”
Lee Hyo-ri was speechless for a moment.
Park Ye-jin really didn't care about anything in order to get one, and after giving the gift, she didn't forget to say: "I did this not to get one, but every time I saw everyone after the recording, it was so distressing." ”
When Liu Zaishi heard this, he suddenly looked moved: "Talking like this is really heartwarming, filial piety!" You're learning a little bit too! ”
Boom!
Lee Hyo-ri kicked Yoo Jae-seok's ass.
It's time to announce a female member, and the winner of one will be hugged by Lee Tianxi, who is a male member today.
Sure enough, Park Ye-jin's bribery offensive was a great success again, and she got one of the female members as she wished.
Lee Jun-hee noticed that after the results were announced, Kim Taeyeon's eyes showed a hint of disappointment, and Lee Jun-hee looked at him and said secretly: What a competitive girl!
However, Park Ye-jin, who was not easy to obtain, was cheering and constantly suffering from the suppression of Lee Hyo-ri, and the two good sisters who were still close during the glutinous rice dumplings battle just now completely fell apart at this time.
"Ernie! I'm going to survive, too! ”
After the success of the bribery offensive, Park Ye-jin could only say sorry to Lee Hyo-ri, or that sentence, the dead and poor are not as good as the dead friends, and the relationship between sisters is also very fragile when they are facing self-esteem!
Li Xiaoli was angry and said with a smile: "You are like this, then what has become of me!" Say! What have I become!? ”
No matter how much Li Xiaoli is dissatisfied, there is no way to change the result, and then she can only pray for the second place, if she falls to the third place, it will definitely be a great shame for the invincible Li Xiaoli in the world.
But at this time, Kim Taeyeon suddenly raised his hand and said, "I also have something I want to show!" ”
"Not allowed!" (To be continued.) )