The girls suddenly covered my mouth, and then in the hall of the funeral home, there was a slight sound of footsteps, it turned out that someone was coming, and I cooperated with Nobuko Akiyama hoping that neither of them would have problems.

Although she may not be seen by others, but I am different, if people find out that I am here so late, they will definitely drive me out as a madman, and then I will not be able to fulfill Akiyama Nobuko's commission.

So I had to hold my breath and hope that those people would just walk through and I would be blinded.

The sound of Da Da's footsteps was getting closer and closer to us at this moment, and Akiyama Nobuko told me in a way that no one else could hear: "It's okay, as long as you don't move, there will be no problem, and when you have the chance, I'll put them down in the back, do you understand?" ”

I couldn't answer, I could only promise in my heart, she could see what was going on in my heart, and knowing that I had understood, she floated out of the hall, ready to attack the two new unlucky guys coming at me head-on, and I walked behind them, watching how two men in overalls slaughtered the hands of this dead chick.

I saw her hula again, and the two administrators fainted again, once I saw in "Journey to the West" which goblins didn't know what to blow in people's faces, and that person would become delirious.

Now it seems that this kind of female ghost also has such ability! If she doesn't become my personal bodyguard after she leaves, then I don't have to be afraid of any case, because I have such a strong female ghost to protect me.

But then again, if she always follows me, my life will no longer be normal, just like the last time I watched a movie, ate, or made an elevator or something, I really don't want such a thing to happen again, often like this is easy for Tong Xin to find, plus I myself will not be able to bear it.

Thinking that Nobuko Akiyama had already pulled the two administrators into the grass outside the hall, and when she returned, she motioned for me to enter the place where the bodies were kept, but I didn't know how to get in, there was a heavy lock on it.

Seeing that I was hesitating there, Nobuko Akiyama came over and said to me, "I'll look around to see if there is a hammer or something, but it should be easy to be spotted by someone if you hit it like this, what should I do?" ”

She was asking me what to do. I know there, can't you just float in?

Then you go directly into Chen Ruiming's coffin and see him, and you still need me to open the coffin lid, you must know that this is a very disrespectful practice for the deceased!

The Akiyama Nobuko I thought in my heart soon knew, and she snorted, "If you don't want to help me then I won't leave, I'm at your house every day!" ”

How do I listen to her, it's like she's talking to the hapless driver just now, right? All right! I'll help you, but I won't let you find any hammers, I just need a toothpick.

Speaking of which, you may not quite understand why I only need a toothpick to open the lock, in fact, this is like that, I still remember when I was in high school, I especially liked to watch those Chinese spy films during the anti-Japanese period, and I liked to imitate the characters in it when I watched more.

But that's absolutely not enough, and then I got a book called "Lockpicking" from the old dean, and then I have a hand at all locks, of course, I am not a thief, and I learned this skill by accident.

Of course, the dead chick was happy to hear me say this, and she didn't know where to find the toothpick, originally, I also wanted her to find the key to the administrator, if there was, then there would be no need to go so far, but she said that people were dragged out, since you can unlock the lock, then don't go out, after all, this funeral home often has people and other people come and go, I heard her say that there is also a certain amount of truth, so I use a toothpick to open the lock yourself.

With the toothpick I started working, I inserted something into the keyhole, and then listened carefully to the sound of the toothpick turning inside, I had to be very careful, otherwise the toothpick would be broken in it and it would be over, the lock would not open and the lock would be broken.

But I wouldn't make such a low-level mistake, after all, I still have some experience with this unlocking, and in less than 2 minutes, the lock with a click opened, and Nobuko Akiyama looked at me in disbelief when she saw me doing it so quickly and said, "Hehehehehe! How did you do that? ”

"Hey, hey! Don't laugh at my brother's ability to pick the lock? Don't you look at your uncle, who am I? "I proudly opened the morgue room, and the dead chick immediately got in, she seemed to be eager to see Chen Ruiming's, yes! Is this man really that attractive?

It's been less than 1 month since I got married and I have a new love, isn't this a two-boat ride, why are women so unsightly now? No wonder I once saw an extremely classic sentence called in QQ space: Today's women are so great, unconsciously have a big belly, have a child and no father, this sentence is really classic.

Walking with Nobuko Akiyama through those rectangular drawers, I actually had a hairy feeling in my heart, this place is much more dangerous and terrifying than the morgue in the precinct, because there are corpses here even for children or the oldest, so many and all kinds of corpses lying in front of you at the same time.

As long as it is a normal person, it will be scared, and there are several times more corpses here than there in the substation, of course, I am a little moved and chilled.

Fortunately, I've seen hell more than once, even if I'm scared, there will always be a little hint in my heart, I took a deep breath and walked uncontrollably, and suddenly Nobuko Akiyama was standing in front of a rectangular drawer, I think it should be here, right? I finally found it, hey!

Seeing her stop there and knelt silently on the ground like a crying father and mother, I saw a blank piece of paper written on top of the coffin: Chen Ruiming, this is not wrong! This was my first feeling at that moment, but the girls cried when they picked up the coffin, and I didn't know how to comfort her.

You must know that the two most difficult things for me to deal with, the first is a case, and the second is a woman, go to his uncle, what can I say, according to ordinary people, I can only say a classic old saying, that is: "People can't be resurrected after death, you better mourn and change!" ”

The dead chick didn't pay attention to what I said, and still held the coffin to see the dead and alive, and the whining sound was especially loud, to know that this is a ghost crying, what is a ghost crying wolf howl, now I finally realized it, and I heard another clatter outside the door, this time it was my turn to quickly drag her away, yes!

Seeing that they were coming, I had to lie down in a coffin, and I didn't know why this coffin was empty, Nobuko Akiyama was fine, and others couldn't see her, but I couldn't.

If those staff found out that there were people, they would kick me out again, and once they found out that I was a police officer from the Yangning District Bureau, they would be on the street!

Thinking that I had to lie motionless in that coffin and pretend to be dead, don't you say that this dead man is really a taste! All I heard was two men walking up to the morgue and talking about how happy they were outside.

I just found out that these two guys went to call chickens just now, right? Can't you come back later? Nobuko Akiyama hid in a small corner next to me and laughed as she watched me lie in a coffin.

The two administrators didn't hear the laughter, but one found that something was wrong, because we just removed two coffins, one is the one that Chen Ruiming is, and the other is the one I am lying on now, and I don't have to move this, but this coffin and Chen Ruiming's one are too tightly attached, so if you don't take it Chen Ruiming's coffin can't be taken out, so I just want to help the dead chick pull this open, who knows that this coffin gave me a place to stay at this time, But the bad thing happened because I was lying in this coffin.

I heard the two caretakers come to the front of the coffin talking and one of them said, "How can this be? When we went out just now, we saw where those coffins were neatly placed. Could it be that Xiao Huang and Xiao Zhang made it, but I don't know where they are now? ”

Xiao Huang, Xiao Zhang? Could it be the two unlucky guys who didn't blow Nobuko Akiyama to faint just now? What to do this time?

The two administrators were still talking outside, and after a while they didn't know where they got a lid to cover me along with the coffin, go to his uncle! Do they really think I'm dead?

But I originally wanted to do this, there is no way to put a dead person in this coffin first, right? I don't know what's wrong with that dead chick now, it's all pitch black in front of my eyes.

At this moment, I felt a little emotional, although we must use a lot of money to live, but have we ever thought that in the end, even if we buy the largest house, we will still return to this small home, and even smaller is the box containing the ashes.

The two caretakers pushed me back and put me away, and all I could hear was the dead chick still there quacking, and I muttered in a low voice, "Your grandma, come and help me later!" What are you laughing at here, how can you open the coffin without me? ”

I complained impatiently, hoping that Nobuko Akiyama would come over soon, although there was nothing here except for pitch black, but it would be uncomfortable to continue like this for a long time, because I am a big living person, why do you lie in such a small coffin for me.

It's not going to be nice to anyone, I took out my phone from my trouser pocket and looked at the time at 4 o'clock in the morning. How has it been so long! It seems that if you don't hurry up, you won't be able to complete the dead chick's commission tonight.

So I waited for a long time before the dead chick knocked on the wooden board of my coffin and said, "I've put down the two outside, you can come out now!" ”

Hearing her say this, I hurriedly pushed the coffin board, but he couldn't move, impossible, right?

Could it be that there is some kind of super glue on the lid? It's really going to hit the streets this time! What to do?

This book was first published in Reading Books