The old man who sold egg cakes handed the baked egg cakes to Li Xiaojian, and asked very earnestly: "Brother Jian, what do your friends do?" ”

Li Xiaojian knew that the old man was asking Xi Shi about them, so he said, "Unemployed vagrants, what's wrong?" ”

The old man hurriedly grabbed Li Xiaojian's arm and said with a crying voice: "Brother Jian, please, let them help me advertise." ”

"Help you sell omelets?" Li Xiaojian asked in a dumb voice.

The old man said excitedly: "Yes, there is a commission." A pie draws 10 points. ”

Li Xiaojian put his hand on the old man's head and scolded: "You really sell us, let's let your new wife do it." ”

"Hey, Brother Jian, can you draw 20 points?" "Hey, Brother Jian, don't go." ”

Li Xiaojian handed the egg cake to Yang Guifei and said, "This thing is a little greasy, and it is easy to get fat after eating." ”

Yang Guifei pouted and said, "What do you say?" Am I fat? ”

Li Xiaojian covered his mouth and said, "It's not fat, stop being cute." ”

Yang Guifei muttered: "I really don't know what's wrong with your current people, all of them are so thin and ugly." It's still good in the Tang Dynasty, everyone is so fat and rich. ”

It seems that the idea of 'fat is beautiful and fat is expensive' in the Tang Dynasty has been deeply rooted, no, Yang Guifei was only 11 years old and had an extreme deviation from beauty. That's not right, this guy is childish, is it possible that fat is beautiful?

Li Xiaojian was puzzled, but when he saw Yang Guifei eating egg cakes, he understood, and he was really willing to work eating for the sake of "beauty".

Yang Guifei finished the egg cake in minutes, pursed her lips and said happily: "It tastes good, it's just salty, if only I had a bowl of egg soup by the way." ”

Wang Xiaoqing and Li Xiaojian feel the same way, at first she didn't believe that the super cute doll in front of her was the legendary historical celebrity, Yang Guifei, one of the four beauties in China, but now she believes it, modern people don't eat like this.

Wang Xiaoqing tugged Li Xiaojian's arm and asked in a low voice: "Xiaojian, do you say that the Tang Dynasty really regarded fat as beauty?" I don't think there's something wrong with her head. ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly blocked her mouth and said, "Don't talk nonsense, the 11-year-old face of the concubine is the heart of an 80-year-old." ”

Yang Guifei may have heard the conversation between the two, and said with a smile: "Brother Jian, is my skin good?" ”

Li Xiaojian nodded inexplicably and said, "Smooth and delicate, the skin is like clotted fat." ”

Yang Guifei smiled coquettishly: "Then do you like me?" ”

Li Xiaojian nodded, shook his head hurriedly, waved his hand, and said, "You are very cute." ”

Yang Guifei pulled Li Xiaojian's arm and said coquettishly: "Then can you buy me a rock sugar gourd?" Well, I want to eat it. ”

Li Xiaojian looked to the right, and sure enough, there was a lady selling rock sugar gourds at the school gate, no way, Li Xiaojian sighed, bought two rock sugar gourds and came back. Originally, Li Xiaojian bought a bunch for Wang Xiaoqing, but before he walked to Wang Xiaoqing's side, he was snatched away by Yang Guifei.

Wang Xiaoqing looked at Yang Guifei's somewhat intoxicated eating appearance, and couldn't help asking, "Xiao Yang, have you eaten like this before?" ”

Yang Guifei nodded and said, "There is an imperial chef in the palace, I will eat as much as I want." Brother Jian, this rock sugar gourd is not as delicious as the one in the palace. ”

Wang Xiaoqing admired: "It's amazing, the emperor likes you after eating so much?" ”

Yang Guifei shook her head and sighed: "Hey, Lao Li always says that I'm too thin, I don't understand, why do men like fat women?" ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly waved his hand and said, "This is true. ”

In order to appease Wang Xiaoqing, Li Xiaojian didn't dare to take the bus, and besides, there was a concubine by his side. After getting into the taxi, Yang Guifei felt the surprise of the new world, and grabbed Li Xiaojian's arm and kept asking, "Brother Jian, this carriage is so fast." ”

Li Xiaojian had no choice but to explain the car to Yang Guifei to Xi Shi, who knew that Yang Guifei's thoughts were completely different from Xi Shi's views, she frowned and said: "Now high-tech? Hey, why do you say that people are so busy studying this thing, it's weirdly fast, and it's easy to get into trouble. ”

Then Yang Guifei said: "But it's good to have this thing, I don't have to wait for several days to eat lychees in the future." ”

Li Xiaojian pointed to the sky and said: "Lychee still can't be transported by car, so I just have an airplane now." ”

Yang Guifei naturally didn't care about planes or cars, her head was full of food.

The KFC store is only available in the city, so it took the three of them forty minutes to get to the city center. At this time, it was close to noon, the sun was dazzling, and the streets in the city center were crowded, which was indeed a problem for Yang Guifei, who was less than one meter five and weighed more than one hundred and fifty pounds. Yang Guifei wiped her sweat and said to Li Xiaojian: "Brother Jian, the weather here is too hot. ”

Li Xiaojian said helplessly: "I think it's just right." ”

Wang Xiaoqing patted Yang Guifei's head and said, "Who made you eat so fat." ”

Yang Guifei tilted her head and said, "Hmph, don't laugh at me, I'm not cold in winter." ”

Li Xiaojian and Wang Xiaoqing glanced at each other helplessly, and pulled Yang Guifei into the KFC store. Li Xiaojian has never understood why the KFC store is always so hot, and the first few rows are basically full.

However, most of the people who came to eat KFC were the student party and the children's party, squeezing through the crowd, Li Xiaojian pulled Yang Guifei to line up, and Wang Xiaoqing took a seat in advance.

Looking at the long queue and skilled staff, Yang Guifei stared at her and asked, "Brother Jian, what is KFC?" ”

Li Xiaojian pointed to the billboard in front of him and said, "Let's have a family bucket, which contains a lot of hamburgers, chicken legs, and fries." ”

Yang Guifei pondered: "Let's order more chicken legs." ”

"Okay." Li Xiaojian can't do anything about this foodie, so he simply has money in his pocket, otherwise he really can't serve this aunt. Li Xiaojian suddenly felt that it was wise to do business, otherwise two or three distinguished guests like Yang Guifei would come, and Sister Feng's courtyard would have to be dismantled and sold.

When ordering, Li Xiaojian asked for a chicken leg, but when he was about to leave, Yang Guifei found the rice package, and gestured with her little finger: "Brother Jian, bring me one too." ”

Li Xiaojian said: "We have a family bucket, enough to eat." ”

Yang Guifei tugged at his sleeve and said coquettishly: "Brother Jian, you are the most handsome, I want to eat ......"

There was no way, Li Xiaojian had to ask for two servings of rice. When he brought everything to Wang Xiaoqing, Wang Xiaoqing glared and said, "Xiaojian, are you black-hearted?" ”

Li Xiaojian waved his hand and said, "The concubine wants to eat." ”

Yang Guifei didn't pay attention to the two of them at all when she saw the food, and picked up the chicken leg and dropped it in seconds. After eating the chicken thighs, I picked up a hamburger, ate half of it in three or five bites, and then waited for my eyes to say, "Brother Jian, thank you, this thing is so delicious." ”

"Then you eat more." Li Xiaojian said bitterly. After speaking, he handed Wang Xiaoqing a hamburger and Coke, and asked, "Do you believe it now?" ”

Wang Xiaoqing opened his mouth wide and said, "Are they all so weird?" ”

Li Xiaojian explained: "The others are normal, but Lao Liu is a little weird. ”

"Which old Liu?" Wang Xiaoqing asked.

Li Xiaojian said: "University scholar Liu Yong." ”

When Wang Xiaojing heard that Liu Yong was also there, he slapped his hands and said, "Really? Xiaojian, you sent it. ”

"What do you mean by that?" Li Xiaojian asked with wide eyes.

Wang Xiaoqing said: "Liu Yong's calligraphy is a must, you can let him write Braille and sell it." ”

Li Xiaojian shrank his neck and said: "Pull it down, you take the current pen and ink to sell Liu Yong's authentic works, does anyone believe it?" ”

Wang Xiaoqing stuck out his tongue and said: "Anyway, now the high-defense ones are sometimes more valuable than the real thing." ”

The two were chatting, and Yang Guifei suddenly shouted, "Brother Jian, what is this?" It's unpalatable. ”

Li Xiaojian looked at Yang Guifei and saw that she was holding French fries in her hand and eating them with pepper. There were fried chicken wings in the family bucket, so the waiter brought him two packets of pepper, but Yang Guifei didn't know how to eat them, so she used the pepper as tomato sauce.

Li Xiaojian had no choice but to put away the pepper, open the tomato sauce, dip some of the fries in the fries and hand it to Yang Guifei and said, "Xiao Yang, try to eat like this?" ”

Yang Guifei tried to put it in her mouth, clicked it a few times, stood up suddenly, kissed Li Xiaojian's face, and said loudly: "Brother Jian, I love you to death." ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly pushed her away and asked, "It's better to eat like this, right?" ”

Yang Guifei nodded and said, "This is so delicious, can we bring me some before we go home?" ”

Li Xiaojian just wanted to refuse, because he thought that Yang Guifei would soon be three highs after eating like this, but Yang Guifei seemed to remember something, stood up nervously, and said apologetically to Wang Xiaoqing: "Sister Xiaoqing, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kiss Brother Xiaojian." ”

Wang Xiaoqing and Li Xiaojian glanced at each other and almost fainted.