The shouting of the stone alarmed Xu Song in the house, and she hurried out with a pair of embroidered shoes. Because of her fatness, the flesh of her whole body was trembling, and the cardigans on her body were almost squeezed out.

Because she was menacing, the stone hurriedly pulled Bodhi to hide under the steps. In this way, the lady will not be able to stop and crash into them and turn over. Fortunately, Xu Song stopped in front of the steps, she suddenly gathered her feet and stood still, panting and asking where is the stone monk?

The stone pushed Bodhi in front of him. At first glance, the monk in front of him was fat and big, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, but he looked like a King Kong. But Xu Song is suspicious by nature, so he has to test it, what if this monk is fake, just here to eat and drink?

Although Xu Song thought so in his heart, he greeted Bodhi with a spring breeze on his face: "Where is the master?" What books do you read? ”

Speaking of the scriptures, this is Bodhi's forte. He knocked on the wooden fish, and Lang Lang replied: "Speaking of scriptures, the poor monk has not read a thousand, but he has also read eight hundred. Buddha said: Love is more than lust, lust is desire, and it is nothing but greatness. If you make the two the same, the people of the whole world will not be able to be the Taoist. The Buddha pays attention to no love and no desire, pure heart and few desires, so that there is nothing to worry about. ”

Lust is more than lust~~~ Wow, Xu Song didn't understand a word, and later, Bodhi said it more popularly, and she understood that he was saying that men and women can't have the joy of sleeping together. This is not good, she invited monks to come to raise a man and a woman, not to be a nun.

She snorted coldly and said angrily: "I don't want to listen to any nonsense with little desire, I just want to ask, how can I give birth to a boy and a girl for my lord?" ”

This shrew, so rude that in the past, Bodhi turned around and left. But not today, he came with a mission, and he couldn't just leave. He knocked on the wooden fish and thought for a while, so he had to reluctantly admit and said, "The female donor said it well. Buddha said: People follow their lust and seek fame. In other words, it is human nature for a female benefactor to follow lust. However, the poor monk can't take care of this matter of having children, so it's better to ask the female benefactor to invite another master. ”

Xu Song was not happy, and finally caught a monk, how could she let it go lightly? In any case, you have to ask for a way to have children. Xu Song did what he said, and no matter what men and women gave or received kisses, he grabbed Bodhi's sleeve and dragged it inside: "Master don't have to be modest, since you have entered my house, you have to live for ten days and a half if you say anything, just give me a prescription, don't think about leaving." ”

Bodhi was raised by Master Xinhui since he was a child, until he was sixteen years old, when he was arranged by the master to go down the mountain and guard to protect his son. Growing up so big, not to mention such a sturdy woman, she is a delicate little girl, and Bodhi has never been so thrilled. He dodged Xu Song's drag, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "If the female benefactor has something to say, it doesn't matter, don't do it." The poor monk I am a Buddha, and I can't enter the woman's sex. ”

Xu Song also said: "I don't want you to be a woman, I only like my lord all my life, I just want you to give me a recipe for giving birth to a boy and a woman." ”

It's nonsense to say anything, Bodhi can only say nonsense: "It's not difficult. It is said that Guanyin Bodhisattva is known as sending Guanyin, if you want to recruit the little brother, you must use the jade girl as an introduction. ”

Xu Song asked in surprise: "How to use the jade girl as an introduction?" Do you want me to kill a girl? It's not difficult, I can buy a girl with a few taels of silver, and then kill it, and die and die, who cares if I can't do it? Besides, my lord is the head of the yamen, and there is a friendship at the top, and killing one or two people can settle it. It's just that this jade girl has no requirements? For example, how old and how tall are you fat and thin? ”

Bodhi secretly called out Amitabha, and said straightly: "Don't kill, I have a ready-made jade girl here, as long as she enters the mansion, I will give birth to a good boy next year." ”

As soon as he heard this, Xu Song smiled happily and hurriedly called for the jade girl to enter the door.

A stick of incense burned out, and a small sedan chair carried a delicate jade girl into the door. Xu Song opened the sedan curtain to see the demeanor of the jade girl. If you don't see it, as soon as you see the jade girl, Xu Song's black face suddenly pulled down, and she said unhappily: "What kind of jade girl is this, isn't it just a fox spirit." ”

It turned out that the person who entered the door was Hongcui, and a 'jade-faced fox' was carved on her cheek. Xu Song's own taboo against foxes, who knew that it was a fox who entered the door, how could she not be depressed in her heart?

Bodhi replied, "The benefactor is too worried. The Buddha said, "The wicked hear the good, so they disturb the one." Thou shalt not rest thy self, and thou shalt not be reproached. He who comes to evil is evil himself. ”

Xu Song was furious, and he didn't say any good deeds and Buddhist things, and said angrily: "Speaking human words, I can't understand a word of woo wo la, I really want to anger the old lady." ”

Bodhi wanted to take it seriously and explain it carefully, but Hongcui stepped forward, grabbed Xu Song's hand first, and said with a smile: "Hello madam! Youngest daughter, I have been doing the work of fasting Buddha and saving monks for so many years, and I have never seen a person as beautiful as a flower like my wife? Look at it, look at it, madam, you are simply the reincarnation of the Jade Rabbit and the White Bone Spirit, and you are absolutely first-class in appearance. ”

Although Xu Song's family is wealthy, after all, he is a first-class profiteer, and his family adheres to the stingy temperament. When she was in the boudoir, she hadn't read the book or heard the song, but she was taught by her mother to do a lot of tricks. So she only heard Hongcui praise her for her beauty like a flower, but she didn't know that the jade rabbit and white bones were first-class goblins, and she thought they were some kind of gods in the sky.

was fooled by Hongcui like this, and Xu Song's original rejection of her heart was reduced by five points. She secretly thought to herself, the jade girl looks like a fox, but as long as she is kept by her side, what can Xianggong do with her? Or because this fox is by his side, there are more times for his husband to go to his bedroom, and when there are more times, won't this matter of having children be solved? She calculated for a long time, changed her smile and said, "The jade girl said well, let's go into the house and discuss slowly." ”

Xiangcui led the way in front, and Xu Song's was behind, but Hongcui was supporting Xu Song's, as if she was very loving.

A rough woman with big feet carrying water walked in front of her, and when she saw her wife, she showed her upper and lower front teeth, like a powerful ghost in the temple gate. Hongcui secretly wondered, Xu Song's family is really not simple, there is really no one in the house who is pleasing to the eye, either crooked melons or inferior dates, not to mention men, even women have to turn their heads and leave when they see it. Hongcui felt sad for Xu Changyou for a while, this man is really sad in this family.

But she was wrong, Xu Changyou was not sad at all, he was hiding in the Lilac Garden and the joy of the flying sunfish water, for this reason, Director Xu didn't even light the cell lobby. However, he later met Hongcui, and a good show of 'Hongcui Opera Changyou' was staged.