Chapter 394: The Emperor's New Clothes
Chinese painting master Qian Gezhi promotes the third poem of Chinese painting.
I'm rich, I'm capricious, I say you're beautiful, everyone wants to say you're beautiful, so you're beautiful.
The sweet girl looked at the poem on the rice paper in her hand, and couldn't help but sigh, such a magical poem, as a beautiful poet in the Chinese Department of Zhongdu University, the sweet girl felt too lethal.
Hurriedly running to the rest area, the sweet girl hurriedly put the rice paper away.
Lu Jingwei, who didn't see this scene, continued to paint and write poems for the next beauty, and around, bursts of discussion kept ringing.
"Is that a sparrow, it looks like a sparrow, what, that's a puppy, are you drunk with me, Brother Qian's abstract painting is too peculiar."
"Why do you draw so many dots on that beauty's face, dizzy, do you say it's raindrops, the raindrops look like that, like pockmarks."
"Haha, look, Brother Qian drew a stick on her face, it looks like that thing."
"Are you deaf, Brother Qian said, that's not a stick, that's a snake, a beautiful snake."
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Soon, the ten messy beauties painted on their faces were gathered, and Lu Jingwei took ten beautiful girls with crying faces and walked on the red carpet.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it's catwalk time, it's catwalk time, let us all keep our eyes open and appreciate the abstract Chinese paintings of our Chinese painting master Brother Qian."
A host wearing a dress and holding a microphone appeared in front of Lu Jingwei and ten beauties with Chinese paintings painted on their faces: "When Brother Qian was doing business abroad, he studied abstract paintings quite a lot, and then learned from the strengths of hundreds of schools of thought and created his own school of abstract Chinese paintings, vowing to be a long and short with foreign abstract paintings. In the study of abstract Chinese paintings, Brother Qian has reached the pinnacle. There may be many people who can't understand Brother Qian's Chinese paintings, but it doesn't matter if you can't understand them, we will have experts to explain them to you later. ”
"After an hour, the content of the explanation will appear on major video websites, please wait and see, okay. Now it's catwalk time, let our brother Qian take ten Chinese painting beauties on our red carpet. ”
When the words landed, hundreds of people in the crowd, as well as hundreds of ugly men and women on both sides of the red carpet, applauded and cheered together.
At the same time, on the high-rise buildings on both sides of Fuying Street, nearly 100 cameras kept shooting, and the flashing lights were lit up.
Professional camera masters filmed this qiē perfectly, and soon uploaded the edited video to major video websites, and at the same time, Lu Jingwei invited Chinese painting experts to explain Lu Jingwei's abstract Chinese paintings.
Of course. These people are also Lu Jingwei's money to ask, and in this era, as long as you have money, you can ask for any kind of trust.
Lu Jingwei stood among the ten beauties, holding the two most beautiful beauties, and walked towards the other end of Fuying Street step by step, smiling and confident. It seems that he is really a master of abstract Chinese painting.
As the convulsions were done one by one, Lu Jingwei felt that his face was getting thicker and thicker. As for his child's graffiti-level brush paintings, he was actually blown into something that created a genre of abstract Chinese painting.
Speaking of what abstract painting is, Lu Jingwei doesn't know much about it.
All kinds of support, all kinds of momentum, all kinds of boasting...... This is Lu Jingwei's method of doing convulsive task 24.
"Wow, is this an abstract Chinese painting? It looks so beautiful and profound, Brother Qian is worthy of being a generation of abstract Chinese painting masters, and his paintings are mystical and subtle. ”
"You look at that horizontal, you look at that one, does it give people a feeling of force penetrating the back of the paper? Just looking at it makes people feel very powerful, Brother Qian is worthy of being Brother Qian, and the name of the master of Chinese painting is well deserved. ”
"The turtle was like it, it looked like it had just come out of the water, and it was drenched with water. Uh, no, I remember wrong, it was a little pig, you see how beautiful that pig is, fat, round, the skin on its body looks like a little checker, four legs as long, it's so similar. ”
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Those who can say the above shameless words, except for the entrustment asked by Lu Jingwei, will not be anyone else.
Hundreds of people specially invited by Lu Jingwei were distributed in various parts of the crowd, constantly praising Lu Jingwei's abstract Chinese paintings, and even Lu Jingwei himself blushed a little when he heard it.
In fact, the real voice of the masses is like this.
"Is that really a Chinese painting, I feel that my son's graffiti is better than this, how can this be a Chinese painting, if the Chinese painting looks like this, those foreigners are afraid that they won't even look at it, how can they auction it everywhere."
"Now I can't tell whether the animal on the face of that beautiful woman is a tortoise, a puppy, a pig, or a rabbit, is this the legendary abstract Chinese painting, which makes people unrecognizable its true face."
"Oh, my eyes, I've liked Chinese painting all my life, it's the first time I've seen such a bad Chinese painting, I think that Brother Qian is not here to promote our Chinese painting, but to discredit our Chinese painting, I'm going to sue him."
"The beauties are very beautiful, but unfortunately they were ruined by the Chinese painting on their faces, and they were dizzy."
"Anyway, with those two rows of ugly men and ugly women as foils, I feel that the beauties with Chinese paintings on their faces are also very beautiful, and the corresponding Chinese paintings are also very beautiful, and these reception staff that Brother Qian is looking for are really interesting."
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However, when the real voices in the crowd were disturbed by those toots, they fell into doubts, and then slowly believed that Brother Qian was indeed a generation of Chinese painting masters.
"Is abstract Chinese painting really so esoteric, I can't even understand it, how do you understand it, oh, it turns out that you have studied Chinese painting for several years, but you look like you are only in your early twenties, did you start learning Chinese painting at the age of ten? Genius, he began to practice Chinese painting at the age of ten, no wonder you can understand Brother Qian's Chinese painting, it turns out that his Chinese painting level is really so powerful. ”
"Although the painting looks a little awkward, but the pen power is indeed very powerful, you say this I also think that Brother Qian's brush is too superb, it should be a generation of Chinese painting masters."
"Is this the case with abstract Chinese paintings, animals are not like animals, people are not like people, alas, I have a low education, no wonder I can't understand it."
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In the face of the language bombardment of the large group of trustees, many onlookers believed it, after all, one person said that he didn't feel it, but two or three people...... When I walked to the street, some people praised Brother Qian's Chinese paintings, and if I didn't believe it, I naturally believed it.
The three of them become tigers, and that's what they are talking about.
In addition, there are reporters from all walks of life who shoot wildly at Brother Qian and others, and they praise it non-stop while shooting, and even so many well-known media praise Brother Qian's paintings so much, you can imagine how good Brother Qian's Chinese paintings are.
At this moment, the entire Fuying Street, under the deliberate management of Lu Jingwei, has fallen into a fairy tale.
The name of this fairy tale is - the emperor's new clothes.
As for Lu Jingwei, he was cheeky and majestic at this moment, walking on the red carpet with ten beautiful women with various faces, smiling at everyone from time to time.
At some point, bursts of cheers suddenly rang out.
"Brother Money, Brother Money......"
"Carry forward Chinese painting and promote the prestige of our country."
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Of course, it was Lu Jingwei who initiated these shouts, and with their shouts, many passers-by on Fuying Street were also infected, and they shouted together, and the entire Fuying Street was boiling.
The camera faithfully recorded this scene, and an hour later, the edited video appeared on major video websites in China, and they were all on the homepage, and the name was called Chinese Painting Master Qian Ge's Three Thousand Beauties Xiuhuaguo.
Many people clicked in and watched the previous events on Fuying Street, which were still beautified and edited.
Most of the people who watched these videos burst out laughing, and when they were about to go to the comment area to complain a few words, they found that the comment area was already full of comment posts praising the American painting master Brother Qian. (To be continued......)