Diao Chan is mentioned in the opening chapter of the four famous novels "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", so there are not only four beauties, but also the only beauty who occupies the four famous novels. Li Xiaojian was extremely impressed by the hotness of Diao Chan, and the guò kicking incident made Li Xiaojian completely give up the idea of pursuing her.

During the meal, Li Xiaojian asked, "Mink, can I ask you a few questions?" ”

Diao Chan was busy gnawing on chicken legs, wiping his mouth full of oil and saying: "Say, don't ask about love, I didn't plan to find a man here." ”

"I know, you're here to kick the balls." Li Xiaojian asked: "I just want to ask, where did you go after Lu Bu died?" It seems that history has not recorded it. ”

"This ......" mentioned this question, Diao Chan blushed a little, and said after a long time: "Can I not answer?" ”

"That's not good, tens of millions of readers are waiting to see it, you just need to say it briefly." Li Xiaojian interjected.

Diao Chan took two mouthfuls of rice, then glanced at Sister Feng, put down the chopsticks and left.

"What's wrong with her?" Li Xiaojian was a little confused, and said in surprise: "Diao Chan has something unspeakable? ”

Sister Feng glared at him and said, "Don't ask about the past, some things still don't know." ”

"But that's history after all, in fact, I'm quite curious about this, after Lu Bu's death, he didn't introduce Diao Chan, could it be that he was also killed by Cao Cao?" Liu Yong interjected and asked, as a university scholar, he had naturally read "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Yue Lao shook his head and added, "Actually, it's all in the past, so why bother asking after it." ”

The more they said this, the more curious Li Xiaojian and Liu Yong became. Pan An was very indifferent to this, pouted and said: "Then if there is anything you can't say, I will kill myself." ”

"That'...... What about giving you another chance? Li Xiaojian asked.

Pan An said firmly: "Of course, my wife is dead, I have nothing to ask for in life, the world is despicable, what do I want?" ”

"Go, go, don't be so profound, I don't understand. However, Brother An, are you still worried about a woman like this? Li Xiaojian asked puzzledly, it was difficult for him to understand Pan An's thinking theory.

Pan An nodded and replied: "There are many kinds of women, but there are only one or two who are in love. Love is a feeling, in fact, it becomes family affection after a long time. ”

"It's far away again, and we want to know the follow-up story of Diao Chan." Liu Yong couldn't listen to it.

"Shih Tzu's will do." Li Xiaojian hurriedly added.

"Really? Xiao Jian wants to hear my story? Shih Tzu immediately asked.

Li Xiaojian nodded, immediately shook his head again, and said, "No need, let's listen to Diao Chan first." ”

Xi Shi knows ancient martial arts, Li Xiaojian is afraid of being beaten into a cripple, but he forgot that Diao Chan is more ruthless, and it is very likely that he will lose his fertility.

"Oh, Xiaofeng, just sue them, it's all in the past anyway." Xi Shi followed and pleaded, maybe she also wanted to know other people's gossip.

"Hey, if you really want to know, I'll tell you." Sister Feng sighed and said, "Do you know why Guan Yu's face turned red? ”

"You mean Diao Chan followed Guan Yu in the end?" Li Xiaojian made a bold guess, suddenly thought of something, and exclaimed: "You mean she kicked Guan Yu's balls?" ”

Sister Feng nodded and said, "It seems that you are very smart, Cao Cao gave him the captured Diao Chan in order to keep Guan Yu, but unfortunately Guan Yu was too anxious and was accidentally kicked by Diao Chan." ”

"No, Guan Yu's red face is caused by Hua Tuo's arrow?" Liu Yong wondered.

Sister Feng shook her head and said: "He was kicked by Diao Chan, in order to hide people's eyes, he deliberately let his subordinates shoot on the shoulder, and then Hua Tuo helped him take the arrow, claiming that his face was because he pulled the arrow, but he was actually made by Diao Chan." ”

"Oh, I see." Liu Yong suddenly understood, shrunk his neck, and muttered in a low voice: "In the future, I will not mess with Diao Chan." ”

"And what about later? Guan Yu killed him? Li Xiaojian asked.

Sister Feng said: "Guan Yu naturally didn't dare to kill her, after all, she was a person sent by Cao Cao, but he resented Cao Cao because of this and returned Diao Chan, so the story of killing six generals after five levels later happened." ”

"Looks like he's been kicked in the eye." Pan An added later.

"And later?" Li Xiaojian continued to ask.

"Do you have to know how Diao Chan died?" Sister Feng glared at Li Xiaojian and asked.

Li Xiaojian scratched his head and said with a smile: "I want to give Baidu an answer, after all, we are original, and there are too many pirated copies now." ”

"I was killed by Zhuge Liang, Cao Cao gave me to Zhao Yun, Zhao Yun gave me to Zhuge Liang, and then he killed me." At this time, Diao Chan came from another room and said when she heard the people continue to discuss her.

"Zhuge Liang killed you? Why? Li Xiaojian is even more curious, it stands to reason that Zhuge Liang is so smart, with a beautiful woman like Diao Chan, he should hide it privately.

After Diao Chan heard this, he said in an atmosphere: "Her daughter-in-law was jealous of me and said that I was promiscuous, and Zhuge Liang killed me in order to stabilize the morale of the army and boost morale." ”

"It's so ruthless, mink, your life is bitter enough." After hearing this, the mother-in-law said with tears in her eyes.

"Who said no, people can't be too beautiful, and their faces are so thin." Diao Chan sighed, and a trace of loneliness suddenly flashed in his eyes, making people look very pitiful.

"That's the answer?" Obviously, Li Xiaojian was not satisfied with Diao Chan's future story, it was better to know than to know, especially Guan Yu's paragraph, which completely subverted Guan Erye's majestic image in his heart.

"Wait, Cao Cao gave you to Zhao Yun, his purpose should be to recruit Zhao Yun, with my understanding of Zhao Yun, he should give you to Liu Bei, not Zhuge Liang?" Liu Yong suddenly interjected.

"That's right." Li Xiaojian also asked, this question is indeed doubtful.

Diao Chan pursed his lips and muttered, "Zhao Yun? Hmph, he has a secret that Zhuge Liang holds in his hands. ”

"What is Zhao Yun's secret?" Li Xiaojian became curious again.

Diao Chan thought for a while and said, "Now it should be called a broken back." ”

"What?" Li Xiaojian jumped up and shouted, this result is not what he wants to hear, he didn't expect a generation of heroes to like to play this.

"Xiao Jian, what do you mean by a broken back?" Shih Tzu asked curiously.

Li Xiaojian scratched his head and explained: "It's gay." ”

"Is there anything else you want to know? In fact, there were a lot of messy things during the Three Kingdoms period. Diao Chan looked at a few people and asked.

"It's true, but what you're talking about is too subversive of history, so I still don't listen to it." Liu Yong waved his hand.

Li Xiaojian thought for a moment and felt that what Liu Yong said was very right, so he said: "Don't talk about it for the time being, if you want to say it, just tell us how many men's balls we have kicked, right?" ”

"Get out!" Diao Chan glared and roared, raised his feet and rushed towards Li Xiaojian, but Li Xiaojian had already prepared, and when he saw Diao Chan running, he hurriedly grabbed Liu Yong and blocked him.

Liu Yong naturally wouldn't be kicked by Diao Chan, this guy knew that he couldn't dodge, so he simply put his hands on his waist and yelled loudly: "Wait." ”

After shouting, Liu Yong said innocently: "If you really want to kick, I'll prepare first." ”

Seeing that Liu Yong wanted to untie his belt, Diao Chan's face turned red, and he spat and walked to another room.

"Lao Liu, Gao!" Li Xiaojian raised his thumb and praised.

Liu Yong smiled and said happily: "To deal with girls, you have to learn a little." ”

After eating, Li Xiaojian called Sister Feng out alone and said, "I was asked by the police today, what should I do if they don't have ID cards?" ”

Sister Feng frowned and said, "I'm also thinking about this problem, it's okay to have a small movement now, but it's definitely not easy to do it when people are coming." ”

"You didn't think of that when you came over there?" Li Xiaojian asked.

Sister Feng shook her head and said, "I thought they came together, and my ID card was not connected to the Internet at that time, so I didn't take these into account." ”

"Also, at that time, the first generation of ID cards could not query information." Li Xiaojian scratched his head and said with a wry smile: "We have to find a way, right?" ”

Sister Feng closed her eyes and thought for a moment, gritted her teeth and said, "Xiao Jian, do you have classes in the afternoon?" ”

"Yes, but I can't let it go." Li Xiaojian said and took out his mobile phone and pointed to Zhang Yulong's phone, and said, "I grabbed the pigtail of the head of the department, and asking for leave is not a problem." ”

"Then accompany me to the police station, and I'll talk to the officer." Sister Feng said, with a determined expression on her face, and her hands were clasped together, making a squeaky sound.

"You're going to use violence?" Li Xiaojian exclaimed, then waved his hand and said, "I won't accompany you." ”

Sister Feng patted Li Xiaojian on the shoulder and sighed: "Don't worry, I'm not so stupid, you'll know when you go." ”

Li Xiaojian nodded as if he didn't understand, and dialed Zhang Yulong's phone: "Hey, is it Director Zhang?" I'm Li Xiaojian. ”

"Ah, Xiaojian, is there something wrong?" Zhang Yulong began to panic, and then returned to normal, afraid that Li Xiaojian would threaten him, and added: "I'm having dinner with your aunt, let's talk about it in the office." ”

Li Xiaojian said, "Director Zhang, I have something to do in the afternoon, and I want to ask you for a leave." ”

"Excuse me, you don't need to call me about this, just talk to Wei Xiaobao." Zhang Yulong breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't expect Li Xiaojian to find him for such a trivial matter.

Li Xiaojian said: "It's more useful to talk to you, Brother Bao loves it more seriously, sometimes it's difficult to ask for leave." ”

"Then let's do it, I'll talk to Xiaobao in the afternoon, you don't have to ask for leave if you don't come to class in the future." Zhang Yulong said with a dark face, he hated Li Xiaojian very much in his heart, didn't he just grab him, is it necessary to threaten people like this?

"Really?" Li Xiaojian said excitedly.

"Well, is there anything else?" Zhang Yulong was reluctant.

Li Xiaojian thought for a while and said, "Thank you, I'll invite you to a big meal another day." ”

After hanging up the phone, Li Xiaojian suddenly had a great feeling, thinking that he would no longer be under the control of the head teacher in the future, and he could threaten the head of the department to help him do something at any time, and he was called cool in his heart. It's just that when I thought of going to the police station with Sister Feng in the afternoon, I panicked. In case Sister Feng is rude, then he is an accomplice.

"Hey, you can't get off when you get on the thief ship." Li Xiaojian looked at Sister Feng's back and muttered.

"Ahh Suddenly, a woman's exclamation came from Sister Feng's room, listening to the sugar content of the voice, it should be Xi Shi.

Li Xiaojian and Sister Feng ran into the house and found that Xi Shi was opening his mouth wide in surprise, pointing at the computer screen with one hand trembling, and his face was flushed.

When Li Xiaojian saw it, he almost spurted blood, because the computer was playing a blockbuster movie of the island country that Liu Yong had not closed.