Chapter 435:-for-tat
Near dusk, Hu Shen and Hu Dianshi sneakily drilled into Jun Xiachen's signing room, after a cup of tea, the door opened, Hu Dianshi ran out with his head, followed by an inkstone, whistling over Hu Dianshi's head, "snapping" on the wall, and smashed.
Immediately from the open door came a series of roars from Jun Xiachen: "What a gut! You are ending up like this now, and you dare to provoke your own officials, so good! If you can't survive or die, you won't be called Jun Xiachen! ”
Hu Shen escaped far away, only then did he stand up with palpitations, looked back, smacked hard on the ground, and scolded in a low voice: "It's really fucking good and bad, Lao Tzu came to tell me with good intentions, but he was scolded by you, what a mad dog!" ”
As he spoke, a person came from afar, and when he got closer, he raised his chin and asked proudly, "Shaoqing's signing room is here?" ”
Hu Shen looked at the man's official robe, which was a few levels higher than him in terms of grade, and he didn't dare to slack off at the moment, so he hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Shaoqing's signing room is the house behind it, I don't know which official of the yamen is here, do you need the villain to report on your behalf?" ”
The man said abruptly: "Wei is an old friend of Shaoqing, and he never needs to report when he enters the house!" With that, he flicked his sleeves and walked proudly. Hu Shen was extremely angry, looking at his back and spitting on the ground again, he cursed secretly: "Fish looking for fish, shrimp looking for shrimp, turtles looking for Dawang Ba, all fucking all the way!" ”
The person who came was Shi Wei Suizhong, and when he was a prankster, he had a good relationship with Jun Xiachen, so it is indeed as he said, he and Jun Xia Chen never saw each other. Wei Suizhong Shi Ran entered the signing room of Jun Xiachen. I saw that there was a mess in the room, and the four rooms of the study room were scattered on the ground, and Jun Xiachen's face was pale. The anger is still there.
Wei Suizhong couldn't help but be surprised, and hurriedly stepped forward with a smile and said, "Fu Yin, what kind of eyeless thing is this that makes you angry?" ”
Jun Xia Chen glanced at him, sat down hatefully, and patted the case: "It's not that Yao'er yet, it's so bold!" What a big guts! If it weren't for the fact that the grudge between a certain and her king was clear, he couldn't avoid suspicion. This time, I will definitely make her a fellow party of Su Lianyao, and torture her worse than death! ”
Wei Suizhong said in surprise: "Yao'er? Wasn't Yao'er relegated to Longmen to grow vegetables, why did she provoke Fu Yin again? ”
Jun Xiachen briefly explained what had happened. Speaking of anger, he scolded again, his face was distorted in anger, and his muscles trembled: "I will never spare her!" Never spare her! Sooner or later, I'm going to take her to jail and tie up this little girl. Face...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
Jun Xiachen said. It seems that he has fallen into paranoia again, smiling hideously, there is a kind of madness in his eyes, Rao is Wei Suizhong has followed him for a long time, and when he sees her eyes that are different from ordinary people, his heart is also cold.
Wei Suizhong thought about it for a while, and said with a bitter face: "Fu Yin, the hot spring soup supervisor does not provide accommodation and food. What should we do? Didn't this go cut your face? ”
Jun Xiachen said disdainfully: "Just a hot spring soup supervisor." Why did you get my handsome minister? I'm her immediate boss now! ”
Wei Suizhong said: "Yes, yes, this tone, we naturally want to come out." However, even if you live in the Longmen Palace, you can't prepare the food, dance, and dance required for this banquet? ”
Jun Xiachen listened and looked at the open door, the sky was already dark, he couldn't help frowning, and said in a vicious voice: "What about then?" Do you want the official to bring his own wine and food tomorrow and pull it all the way to Longmen? ”
Wei Suizhong hurriedly laughed and said, "Where can it?" Fu Yin don't worry, Sui Zhong wants to think of a way. ”
Wei Suizhong lowered his head, thought carefully for a long time, and suddenly patted his thigh and said, "I have a way!" ”
Jun Xia Chen stared at him and said, "What? ”
Wei Suizhong smiled and said proudly: "Fu Yin doesn't need to ask more, just go to Longmen for a banquet tomorrow, and the rest will be on me!" Fu Yin rest assured, I will be loyal to the horse, and I will definitely do things successfully, so that Fu Yin's 'tail burning banquet' will be beautiful! ”
"Burning tail feast" refers to the banquet of new officials taking office or officials being promoted, entertaining relatives and friends who come to congratulate, and its meaning is taken from the metaphor of the fish leaping over the dragon gate, and the fish tail must be burned off by the heavenly fire before it can turn into a dragon. If you don't count the idea that Shangjun and his subordinates deliberately show off to their opponent Yao'er, holding this "Burning Tail Banquet" in Longmen is exactly in line with the meaning of Yuelongmen, but it is very auspicious.
Early in the morning, Xue Tangcheng, Xu Lushi, Su Zhanggu and others were waiting at the foot of the mountain, although they knew that it was impossible for Jun Xiachen to arrive so early. Because if Jun Xia Chen can appear at the foot of the mountain at this time, unless he gets up in the middle of the night to prepare, he will leave the city as soon as the city gate opens.
Several of them were dressed thickly, and the effect was very good at keeping out the cold, but after standing at the foot of the mountain for more than an hour, they were all so cold that their faces were blue and their feet were numb.
Xu Lushi craned his neck to look at the mountain, and when he saw that Yao'er hadn't appeared yet, he sniffed and said to Xue Tangcheng: "Don't say it, our female soup supervisor is really hard, and she is still bedridden." Not to mention Shaoqing's fierce ...... prestige, just because he is the second leader of our Sinong Temple, if the soup supervisor dares to be so big, I have to be convinced. ”
Xue Tangcheng scolded with a smile: "What a second master, we are not thieves." People's soup supervisor, you don't want to compare, in front of Shaoqing, the soup supervisor dares to put this score, we can't do it, don't complain about going down the mountain too early, I told you to come down the mountain early, frozen here, for your good! ”
Xue Tangcheng stomped his feet and said, "I don't understand, do you?" Our soup supervisor made it clear that he was going to work against Shaoqing, and he annoyed Shaoqing when he turned around, and we were afraid that we would also be unlucky. Now it's freezing harder, and I also asked Shaoqing to see our sincerity, lest they fight with the immortals, and our little ghosts will suffer. ”
Although Su Zhanggu is young. The bones of the body are very thin, and they are not as frost-resistant as Xue Tangcheng. Su Zhanggu was so cold that his stomach was on fire, and when he heard Xue Tangcheng say this, he couldn't help but sneer, and said disdainfully: "Xue Tangcheng and Xu Lushi, you two don't have to brag so much about the soup supervisor, if she is really not afraid of coming to Shaoqing, why did she send a group of friends back to the city yesterday?" ”
Xu Lushi glanced at him and said, "You know a fart!" The Tang Jian family now has more than 20 shops in Nanshi alone, during the New Year's Festival. Can't go to collect accounts all year round? When people go back to the city, they have something to do. ”
Su Zhanggu sneered twice, and said in a weird manner: "Anyway...... Today, Shaoqing is going to Longmen to hold a 'roasted tail banquet'. Yesterday, the soup supervisor sent people back to Lin'an City, how do I think it, this is all the meaning of giving in to others. ”
Xue Tangcheng said: "If you really want to be soft, the soup supervisor will not state that Shaoqing will not be allowed to stay or give him Zhang Luo's food, in my opinion, the soup supervisor just doesn't want Shaoqing to catch his handle, and the soup supervisor is now under the eaves of people after all." There's nothing wrong with that. ”
At this time, a dean came running from afar. shouted loudly: "Tang Cheng, Xue Tang Cheng." Someone is coming from outside the mountain! ”
Xue Tangcheng said in surprise: "No, Shaoqing arrived so early?" ”
He put his hand on the canopy and looked into the distance, and at the end of the snowfield, he saw a row of dark shadows slowly approaching......
The team is getting closer. You can already see their silhouettes. Seven or eight carts. Twenty or thirty horsemen embraced each other and walked towards the bottom of Longmen Mountain. Xue Tangcheng took a long breath, called a dean and said, "You go quickly, go up the mountain and tell the Tang supervisor." ”
Su Zhanggu looked at him and said, "Tang Cheng, didn't the Tang supervisor not take Shaoqing in his eyes at all and tell him what to do?" ”
Xue Tangcheng glared at him and said, "You don't talk nonsense, the soup supervisor is willing to go down the mountain to greet him, that's the matter of the Tang supervisor." We still have to do our best, and the soup supervisor treats our brothers well. So many weird things from you! ”
Su Zhanggu was reprimanded by him, and stopped speaking stupidly, Xue Tangcheng waved his hand and said, "Let's go!" Don't wait for Shaoqing to come to the bottom of the mountain, this master has a big temper, let's catch up! ”
Xue Tangcheng gave an order, and a group of small officials who were guarding the hot springs in Longmen and planting vegetables and raising horses greeted them in a chaotic manner......
Jun Xia Chen came, followed by several court officials, these court officials did not ask Jun Xia Chen, Jun Xia Chen could not give them anything, the reason why they were so close to Jun Xia Chen, not to get anything from Jun Xia Chen, but to hope that when there is any more turmoil, Jun Xia Chen can remember today's relationship, do not implicate them indiscriminately.
Sinong Temple also came a group of people, the great Sinong Tang Youxiao noticed that there would be a dragon and tiger fight on Longmen Mountain, immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet, slipped away, and said that he was patrolling the gardens and gardens. But after all, there are still a large number of left-behind officials in Sinong Temple, and these people can't help but cheer, especially the two Si Nong Orders who were assigned to Jun Xiachen's subordinates.
As soon as Mingxi saw Xue Tangcheng, he reprimanded angrily: "This Yao'er, is there any rules, do you know how to be inferior or inferior, when Shaoqing came to the hot spring soup supervisor, she didn't come to greet her, it's too unusual!" ”
Xue Tangcheng deliberately straightened up his cold blue face and remained silent.
Even if everyone understands that Yao'er just doesn't want to give Jun Xiachen this face, Xue Tangcheng can't say it directly, this is the duty of being a subordinate, and in this way, Jun Xiachen can look better on face.
The other people were too busy to be flattered, and in the tide of sycophants, the group slowly climbed the mountain, and when they arrived at the gorgeous stone archway of the Longmen Tangjian, they saw Yao'er standing there with his arms crossed, looking at them with a slight smile, looking like no one was around.
Jun Xiachen's face sank suddenly, and he snorted coldly.
Si Nong Ling Mingxi hurriedly said: "This Yao'er is too unpopular, go and teach her a lesson!" ”
Mingxi's feet tightened, and he greeted Yao'er angrily, and when he rushed to Yao'er, the anger on his face had miraculously disappeared, and turned into a look of humility: "Supervisor Tang, Lai Shaoqing has just arrived, and today I will take all my colleagues and friends to Longmen, you see...... After all, everyone is a person from Sinong Temple, and if there is any unpleasantness, it is not good for outsiders to look at it, take a step back and open the sky, don't you say? ”
Yao'er didn't expect this person to be condescending and respectful, and his face changed so quickly, he couldn't help but laugh in his heart, he saw that this person was a little familiar, so he asked: "When the little girl reported to Sinong Temple that day, it seems that she had a relationship with her feet. If I'm not mistaken, it seems that the foot is the order of Sinong Temple, dare to ask the name of the honorable surname? ”
Mingxi said happily: "This official Mingxi, I don't want the soup supervisor to remember this official, it's really a good memory." ”
Yao'er nodded and said: "Since Ming Sinong opened his mouth, Yao'er didn't dare to disobey, but this is the Wang's Lin Yuan, and it stands to reason that non-members of the royal family are not allowed to enter, of course I am not an unreasonable person.
It's just that the rules that should be observed still have to be observed, the portal behind me, although you can enter, but the second portal is the scope of the royal palace, and you must not trespass into half a step. Since I am the hot spring soup supervisor, this is my duty, and please don't be surprised by Ming Nongling! ”
Mingxi's face was a little difficult to look at: "That...... Where do you let Shaoqing stay? ”
Yao'er said: "He, either come today and leave today." Or go to the Qianshan Temple, offer some sesame oil, and ask for a place to live! ”
"Fart!"
Jun Xia Chen can climb the stone steps, how Ming Xi "taught" Yao'er in front of him He didn't hear it, but he heard Yao'er's words clearly, and Jun Xiachen's suppressed anger rose all at once. He walked over with a calm face, brushed aside Mingxi, pointed to Yao'er's nose, and said word by word: "You tell me clearly, this place, I will live today!" ”
"Of course you can!"
The corners of Yao'er's mouth hooked slightly: "If Shaoqing is so interested, the lower officials will be satisfied." Not far from the hot spring soup supervisor and other people's accommodation, I can ask someone to vacate a few rooms out, please Shaoqing and all the guests to stay! As for the ...... in those two gates"
Yao'er shouted in a deep voice: "Xu Lushi! ”
Xu Lushi was standing in the crowd watching the excitement, and suddenly heard Yao'er calling his name, and subconsciously agreed, and when he took a step, he reacted, at this time, he should never stir up the inside, so he had to ask Ai Ai: "Tang Jian, what...... What's up? ”
Yao'er stared at Jun Xiachen, and asked Xu Lushi in a loud voice: "On the first day of the official's arrival, it was the regulations of the hot spring soup supervisor that you explained to the official. I can't remember it now, I want to hear you say it again, who can stay in the spring palace bathhouse on this mountain? ”
Xu Lushi glanced at Jun Xiachen timidly, and replied sneeringly: "Wang...... Queens, Crown Princes, members of the royal family, different ...... The prince with a different surname, or...... Or a royal invitation...... Invited guests ......"
Yao'er said to Jun Xiachen: "Lord Shaoqing, did you hear clearly? I don't know if it's the queen, the crown prince, the royal family, the king with a different surname, or ...... Which of you is a child of the royal family? Whichever one of you meets, I'll let you go right away! ”
Jun Xiachen snorted, and his eyes also revealed an evil taste because of inexplicable excitement: "Yao'er, don't think that you can stand in the way of my Jun Xiachen with these stinky rules!" I'm going to live in the spring palace on the mountain today, and you go to impeach me, do you think the queen will sanction me for such a trivial matter? Oh......, I forgot, you're just a little hot spring soup supervisor now, and you're not qualified to give the queen a lesson, do you want the official to help you deliver it? Hahaha......" (To be continued.) )