Chapter 53: Xuan 14 and Xuan 15
After some back and forth, Yao'er returned to her small courtyard, opened the door and went in, looked at the long-standing dwelling, and sighed softly.
After this incident, Yao'er was endlessly hesitant and lonely in her heart. She sat down on the floor, crossed her knees and looked at the seemingly familiar and somewhat unfamiliar Qiē, thinking about the future.
When Yao'er was thinking quietly, she suddenly heard a slight noise in the courtyard, and her heart was cold, and she jumped up, she was sitting cross-legged on the ground, with her elbows on her knees, and her hands on her cheeks, quietly contemplative, this movement was as straight as a rabbit, and it was extremely fast, and an arrow step had flashed to the door.
"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ”
Three slow applause rang out from behind her, Yao'er Huo Di turned around, and saw that the back door had opened silently at some point, and Shen Ren stood there drunk, clapping his hands with his hands, and teasing with a smile: "Six senses are smart, and his skills are flexible, what a fake man dressed as a man!" Jiang Yao'er, you deceived people so hard! ”
Yao'er was slightly startled, and then said happily: "Intoxicating, why are you back?" ”
Shen Ren snorted drunk, and said with a straight face: "Don't interrupt!" When I first saw your situation, I had some doubts in my heart, but now I try it, and it's really not easy! Xiaofangding, hum! What a little fangding, you actually lied to me! ”
Yao'er couldn't help but laugh and said, "Look at your resentful look, you didn't ask, of course I didn't tell you." Besides, I said I was a master, you just don't believe it. ”
"There are clear deceptions and deceptions, you can be regarded as a deliberate deception, poor my heart has been deceived by you, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"
Yao'er's face turned red, wrinkled her nose and said, "If you talk about meat again, can't you be serious?" ”
Shen Rendrunk spread his hands and said: "I want to be serious, I'm afraid that you will be even more unhappy, I think I have no beads, looking at a beautiful and lovely little beauty in front of me, I am unmoved, it is like a piece of wood." ”
"Humph!"
Yao'er snorted, and couldn't tell whether to rejoice or refute Shen Ren's praise for being drunk in disguise.
"You can be a little girl at any time, but you have such a good skill, why do you succumb to be a shopkeeper here, and secretly be a thief who steals chickens and dogs?" Shen Rendrunk asked the question in his heart.
Yao'er said: "Martial artist, Xiaodao, otherwise what else can I do?" Do you want to go to a wealthy family to apply, be a martial artist who cares for the house, or hide your martial arts and be a delicate little maid? ”
The proliferation of martial arts novels in later generations gave people the illusion that martial arts masters were omnipotent and could override the power of the world. High-ranking officials, princes, and even emperors are respectful and worshipful when they see martial arts masters.
But in fact, martial arts is indeed something that is not on the stage, even in the rampant rangers, crisscrossing the countries today, what is important is the martial arts of fighting on the battlefield and waving thousands of troops, the ability to fight and command thousands of troops, not the courage of a horseman.
People can practice martial arts to strengthen their bodies, but they don't hold it up to a very high position.
Having an excellent body of martial arts, from ancient times to the present, is not an effective way to advance to the top. However, no matter what kind of skill, but there is a skill, it will not be so declining, and you have to bend down to be a small fangding. Shen Ren was drunk and knew that she must have a plan, but her own secrets could not be said to her, and of course it was inconvenient to ask about other people's secrets.
Seeing that Shen Ren was drunk, Yao'er was still extremely happy in her heart, and greeted her with a smile happily: Why are you back? ”
"Alas, I can't leave you in my heart, and you know, when I left that day, I missed you every day...... As soon as I came back this time, I heard rumors in the market, Yao'er, you are running away from marriage, I am very interested! ”
Yao'er's face turned red and said, "I spread the news because the woman dressed as a man was discovered......"
At this moment, there was a "commotion" outside.
"Quick, fence this little courtyard!"
"Someone saw her come back, now it's time to make a deal."
……
It turned out that Jiang Cheng's subordinates had been squatting here for a few days, and as soon as Yao'er came back and showed up, they found out, and at this time, a group of Hou Mansion members surrounded Yao'er's small courtyard. Alas, a rich villain like Jiang Cheng is the most difficult, and there is an inexplicable ** in his heart, as long as someone dares to disobey and refuse to him, he must be ready to bear his anger.
The two "peerless masters" stood out from the encirclement, and after Shen Rendrunk pulled Yao'er all the way to get rid of the chasing family, he walked around in the alleys, and finally took a breath in a secluded alley.
offended the dignified marquis, for the children in the market, it was a real disaster, and Lin Ancheng was afraid that he would not be able to stay.
Jiang Cheng was extremely angry, and he didn't care if he was embarrassed or not, he even ordered someone to inform the official yamen and ask them to strengthen the investigation of the personnel, while the Hou Mansion family Ding was chasing Yao'er in the direction where they disappeared.
Jiang Cheng was favored by the queen at this time, and he was a celebrity in front of Tian Qiniang. How dare Lin'an Mansion slack off, and the chickens and dogs jump for a while.
Shen Renzui and Yao'er, when they were hiding in the middle of the alley, saw an interesting scene: the bald head of Li Dazhu, named Mu Shangxuan, nicknamed by the White Horse Temple, led a group of rogue disciples on the avenue, and they were swaggering down the street...... The lord of the Xuanguan suddenly saw many public servants carrying knives and sticks, hurrying back and forth, and couldn't help but say to himself curiously: "These yadogs, what are you busy with?" ”
Yao'er and the drunken man ran all the way, and several times in succession were noticed by the tolerance officials who walked on the street to find out that they were suspicious, and they wanted to catch up and inquire, but thanks to the dexterity of their legs and feet, they got rid of the turn around, and they had just arrived at this street.
The bald Taoist priest paraded the street, attracting many onlookers, the two hurriedly walked by, glanced at the crowd, Yao'er recognized this Taoist priest when he landed, remembered the identity of the Taoist priest and the absurd behavior of the day, calculated it, and blurted out: "Drunk, we have a way to get out!" ”
In Zhishouguan, there is a master and an apprentice.
The apprentice said with a distorted face: "Master, you refused the blessing ceremony of Zhang Yuanwai's family. ”
The Master sat cross-legged with his eyes closed, chanting the words: "Tao gives birth to one, one life to two, two to three, and three to all things......"
"You also refused the consecration and installation of the treasurer's house."
"There is a mixture of things, and there is a congenital birth. If you are independent and do not change, you can be the mother ...... the world."
"Hong Xiucai's Wenchang official fortune law, you still refused."
"Man is the law of the earth, the earth is the law of the sky, the heaven is the law of the Tao, and the Tao is the law of nature......"
"Today, Su Fang of Xiuwenfang is asking you to come to the door to do a ritual to dispel evil spirits and clean up, but you still don't agree, there is only a rice bottom left in the rice jar in our view, what will we eat tomorrow?"
"The avenue is invisible, born in heaven and earth, the avenue is ruthless, the sun and the moon run, the avenue is nameless, and all things ......are nourished for a long time."
The apprentice was annoyed, and paused and said, "Second uncle, you are talking!" ”
Lao Dao opened his eyes and said, "Apprentice, the two sets of eighty percent new Taoist robes we made last spring have been placed in front of the Sanqing Seat for the teacher, you go and get them, and come back with some rice noodles." ”
The apprentice was stunned and said, "Two...... Master, that robe was worn when we went out to do business, and we changed it to rice noodles, what will we do in the future? ”
Lao Dao sighed and said, "Apprentice, Li Dazhu's guy has occupied my White Horse Temple, and the entire Taoist family has become a miasma, and it is better to mourn than to die." ”
The apprentice muttered: "There is still food to eat in the White Horse Temple, but you don't want to be the master......
"Nonsense! Poor Dao has entered the Tao since he was a child, and he has believed in the Tao all his life, can An serve such shameless children? ”
The old Taoist said awe-inspiringly: "Go, first take the robe and exchange it for some food, and come back, and after a while, just take some Dharma for the teacher." ”
"Oh......"
Xiao Daotong pouted and walked into the Sanqing Treasure Hall, and after a while, he shouted: "Master, Master, where is the robe you said, no!" ”
Lao Dao just closed his eyes, sighed when he heard the words, and said angrily: "You kid, you have to hang something under your neck so you can see it." ”
Lao Dao got up and walked out, arrived at the Sanqing Treasure Palace, looked at the case, and suddenly his face changed, and his lips trembled.
The apprentice said, "Master, you see, I'm not lying, am I? There is really nothing on this incense case. ”
Lao Dao stomped his foot fiercely, and said with tears in his eyes: "This day is really impossible to live ・・・・・・!" Even the monks steal! Even the monks steal it, what kind of world is this! ”
"Huh? Master, there seems to be something behind this incense burner. Ah, two hundred copper coins! ”
"Really?"
The master grabbed it with an arrow, and saw that there were really two piles of copper coins behind the incense burner, and the old Taoist put his hands together, bowed to the Sanqing Daozun, and said happily: "Supreme Taiyi Tianzun, the road of heaven is endless......"
The streets are bustling with people.
Mu Shangxuan led a group of disciples with big shoulders and round waists swaggering through the market, and two little Taoist priests walked over, each wearing a pair of mangled feet, wearing a new cyan Taoist robe, and a Taoist bun on his head.
When Xue Huaiyi saw it, he glared at him and shouted, "Stop!" ”
The two little Taoist priests were suddenly stopped by a group of bare-headed and vicious Taoist priests of their own family, and they couldn't help but be a little timid, the younger little Taoist boy was a little lady, and she was actually a little Taoist girl with clear eyebrows, she asked timidly: "Fellow Daoists...... Dear masters...... Everyone...... "The cowardly and weak old man didn't say a reason for a long time."
But her senior brother was articulate: "I don't know what to do to stop my brother and sister?" ”
Mu Shangxuan said: "You two, which Taoist priest are you?" ”
The senior brother was about to answer, Mu Shangxuan's eyes swept away, and he said loudly: "I didn't ask you, Xiaodao girl, you come to answer." ”
Xiaodao Gu said timidly: "Xiaodao girl Xuanyao, this is my senior brother Xuandrunk, and my junior sister and sister are wandering Taoists, traveling the world and spreading teachings.
"Phew! The little lady said it nicely, isn't it just begging everywhere, why do you say it's so good! ”
Mu Shangxuan said disdainfully: "From now on, you don't have to be a Taoist priest of Youfang, just worship under the long seat of this avenue, and be a flower Taoist priest who is happy and leisurely, drinks wine and eats meat!" Haha, come on, shave your head! ”
"No, no, no, I pious to the Tao, I don't want to shave my head, I want to start from the beginning, I want to guard myself like a jade......" The senior brother Taoist said in a messy funny way.
"Master, this little Dao aunt...... Our Taoist temple does not accept female disciples! ”
"Phew! What about the female disciples, Lao Tzu will accept it today. ”
"That'...... Is that still a bald head? ”
Mu Shangxuan glanced at the timid little Dao Gu, turned his head and gave a big slap to one of the apprentices who asked him, and said angrily: "You are stupid, such a cute little girl, you still want to shave her head!" ”
At this time, the senior brother Taoist priest screamed indiscriminately, and was pressed to the ground by several Mu Shangxuan's apprentices, and Mu Daodao, who was dedicated to saving people, took the razor and came to the street to receive a special ceremony for the apprentices.
"Drink! Your kid is more handsome when he shaves his hair! ”
"Listen, we are all disciples of the master, and we are Xuanzi generations. Now there are thirteen personal disciples under the Master's seat, and you will be Hong 14 from now on, and you will be Hong 15 from now on. ”
"Yes...... Xuanzui is my senior brother, why am I ranked fourteenth? ”
"Under my door, of course, you will be re-ranked, and your ranking will not be counted! Okay, Fifteen, in the future, you will call Fourteen Senior Sister! ”
(Weak ask for collection and recommendation!) The grades are so poor that I can only be weak and dare not speak out loud. This recommendation starts on December 7th, and you can support Xiaoxiao with the ticket in your hand! )