At noon, Sister Feng made cabbage stewed tofu, Li Xiaojian felt that it was difficult to swallow when he thought of the acne on Sister Feng's face, but the hunger still made him can't help but move his chopsticks.

As soon as the dish was eaten, Li Xiaojian's eyes widened violently. The taste of the dish is so unique that he dares to say that it is the best cabbage stewed tofu he has ever tasted in his life. The soup is delicious, the taste is superb, and the most important thing is that there is a faint aroma, which entangles the root of the tongue as soon as you enter the mouth, making you unable to extricate yourself.

"Sister Feng, this, what life did you learn this?" Li Xiaojian opened his mouth wide, and his eyes were shining.

Sister Feng smiled: "Qing Dynasty, the most important thing is that I used the seasoning prepared by the Qin Dynasty, is it delicious?" ”

"Well, it's delicious, your craftsmanship can be regarded as an international model." Li Xiaojian said with a thumbs up.

"Cut, I said it a long time ago, it's your blessing to marry me." Sister Feng said.

"Dizzy, you're here again."

In the afternoon, Sister Feng wanted to rest, and Li Xiaojian took out her mobile phone to make up for the history of the late Spring and Autumn period on Baidu. Xi Shi is coming, it is the four beauties of ancient China, knowing oneself and knowing the other, can you succeed in picking up girls.

Dinner is still cooked by Sister Feng, which is very ordinary sour and hot shredded potatoes, but she fried it with a different taste. Li Xiaojian tasted the taste that there was no in the world, and suddenly felt very happy. Good wife and mother, if Sister Feng wasn't so ugly, how nice it would be.

After dinner, Li Xiaojian is going to report to school, and there should always be a new atmosphere on the first day of school. The students haven't seen each other for a summer vacation, but tonight is the time for everyone to catch up.

Walking into the campus and looking at the familiar flowers and plants, Li Xiaojian had a feeling of having a nightmare.

When Li Xiaojian walked into the classroom, several people in the dormitory looked at him like monsters.

"Do I have lice on my body?" Li Xiaojian said in astonishment.

"No, I said you kid, the woman's voice on the phone last night was so sweet." Wang Buer said with a wicked smile on his face.

"You called me last night?" Li Xiaojian was surprised.

"Yes, the woman took it, and said that you went to the shower and were about to go to bed. You kid is really good, you forget your buddy when you get a girl, tell me honestly, how many times have you done it in one night? Wang Buji asked.

"I'm dizzy, I said I'm still a virgin, do you believe it?" Li Xiaojian said aggrievedly.

"Don't believe it!" Several people in the dormitory shouted together.

Li Xiaojian scratched his head and said with a wicked smile: "If you don't believe it, forget it, in fact, that girl herself is sweeter than her voice, and I will play with you another day." ”

"Really?" Wang Buji believed it, "But I admire you a lot, you can bring the chicken back without spending money, how did you kid do it?" ”

"What else can I do, charm." Li Xiaojian said very proudly.

"Can you die if you don't brag?" The dormitory raised a disdainful shì road.

Li Xiaojian no longer explained, he is now dumb and has suffered from eating Coptis chinensis. He was so depressed that he didn't talk to his classmates much throughout the night. Sitting on the chair, he had the urge to abscond with the money, but when he thought that the Jade Emperor had given Sister Feng a spell, he dispelled that idea.

After evening self-study, Li Xiaojian wanted to go back to the dormitory to play games as usual, but when he went out, he suddenly remembered that he had to pay rent tomorrow, so he went to the school ATM and withdrew 6,000 yuan.

Looking at the somewhat heavy money, Li Xiaojian sighed. Just as he was about to go back to the courtyard, suddenly his mobile phone rang, it was an unfamiliar number. After hesitating, Li Xiaojian picked up the phone.

"Hey, hello, my name is Li Xiaojian, you made a mistake." Li Xiaojian was frightened by Sister Feng's matter, and he was afraid that something more bizarre would happen.

"Xiao Jian, I'm Sister Feng, don't come back after class, I'll go look for you." Sister Feng said in a sweet voice on the other end of the phone.

"Hey, why do you have my phone?" Li Xiaojian was extremely surprised.

"You stole it last night while you slept." Sister Feng said.

"Have you ever been a spy before? Hey, talk, what's the hanging. Li Xiaojian listened to the beep on his mobile phone, and his mood was extremely depressed.

"I didn't say where to find me, the school is so big, where to wait for her."

The night covers the land, the lights of the teaching building gradually go out, and there is an extra layer of darkness in the campus. Li Xiaojian stuffed the money into his pocket and walked towards the dormitory building, he wanted to turn off the phone, and then go back to the dormitory to make up for sleep.

However, as soon as he reached the garden, his cell phone rang again.

"I'm sorry, but it's closed." Li Xiaojian answered the phone.

"Xiao Jian, don't make trouble, come and find me behind the rockery, Xi Shi will come in a while." Sister Feng said seriously on the phone. It seems that she is quite considerate of others, and arranged the meeting place behind a dimly lit rockery. Although it is very suitable for underground activities for couples, the senior couples in the university have gone to the hotel, and the senior and shallow ones are nibbling on popcorn on the playground, so it is relatively deserted.

"Oh, really? Didn't you say she came in two days? As soon as Li Xiaojian heard that Xi Shi was coming, he immediately had spirits.

"Maybe she's too anxious, it's a day early, hurry up, I feel like she's getting closer." Sister Feng said eagerly.

"Okay, get over right away." Hanging up the phone, Li Xiaojian quickly ran to the back of the rockery.

Today, Li Xiaojiantou was wearing the sportswear bought in Li Ning's store, and after running to the rockery, he immediately asked when he saw Sister Feng: "Does my dress look good?" Don't disgrace the face of modern people. ”

Sister Feng looked at it and snorted: "Xi Shi has been the imperial concubine, do you think she will judge people by her appearance?" ”

"Anyway, is she coming? Where is it? Li Xiaojian asked eagerly.

"Why are you in such a hurry, don't think about it when you see Xi Shi, I'm your wife." Sister Feng advised.

"People are honored guests, I know." Li Xiaojian replied, but said in his heart: "People are beauties, you are the devil, can you compare?" ”

Sister Feng glanced at him, and then said with great confidence: "Cut, how can Xi Shi be as beautiful as me, come with me." ”

Li Xiaojian followed Sister Feng out of the rockery and walked towards the teaching building. Suddenly, a very familiar voice sounded behind Li Xiaojian, so frightened that he almost ran away.

"Fourth, is that you? Hey, Xiaojian, don't go. ”

"Wang Fuji, I will be you." Li Xiaojian cursed in his heart, and sped up his pace to chase after Sister Feng.

Sister Feng took Li Xiaojian around the teaching building, and after crossing a lawn, she came to the real yàn building. The school's real room has three buildings, one for engineering equipment, one for medical equipment, and one for biological specimens.

Sister Feng bypassed the medical equipment and walked directly to the biological specimen building. Approaching the door, Li Xiaojian grabbed her arm and asked in a panic, "What are you doing here?" ”

"Pick up Shih Tzu." Sister Feng said.

"Hey, this is the real room of biological specimens, there are dead bodies." Li Xiaojian suddenly felt that his scalp was numb, the school attaches the most importance to nursing, in order to let those lovely ** people get better exercise, he specially bought the corpses of dead people from the hospital or the scene of the shooting and soaked them in formalin liquid. Li Xiaojian has never dared to come here.

"That's right, Xi Shi is from the underworld, and he should be a corpse." Sister Feng said suddenly.

"Then I'm not going in." Li Xiaojian was scared into a cold sweat, he felt that it was important to save his life, Xi Shi could cross from the underworld, maybe he could cross from here.

"You don't want to see beautiful women anymore?" Sister Feng stared at Li Xiaojian and said with a wicked smile.

"Just come out and see you." Li Xiaojian hurriedly waved his hand.

"Hurry up, I'll keep you safe." After Sister Feng finished speaking, she pulled Li Xiaojian towards the gate with three layers of iron locks.

The school was afraid of theft, so they deliberately added extra locks to the door. The iron locks are arranged in a ring, and there is no key that cannot be opened at all unless a super-professional thief does not open it. Sister Feng stood in front of the door, stretched out her white palm, and shook it lightly on the lock, and then the three locks miraculously opened.

"Won't it?" Li Xiaojian completely believed that Sister Feng knew how to spell.

"I've practiced before, hehe." Sister Feng smiled shyly and pulled Li Xiaojian towards the room that smelled of formalin.

There is a strong smell of formalin wafting through the wide corridor, and there are no lights here, only the red warning lights of the fire hydrants in the corners, like ghosts floating in the night sky. Every time he took a step forward, Li Xiaojian felt a deep sense of fear. The wind squeezed in outside the glass window chirped like a ghost crying wolf in the abyss.

Walking in the dark, Li Xiaojian felt that he was walking in a hell full of evil spirits, and in front of him was the eighteen-layer abyss, which was the iron prison of the king of Hades. His heart was beating violently, his legs were trembling, and only Sister Feng's arm gave him a sense of security.

Li Xiaojian turned on his mobile phone, and the faint light illuminated the unclear road ahead. After walking for some reason, they walked to the morgue. The door was gently swiped by Sister Feng's silky and delicate little hand, and it opened magically. A strong smell of formalin came to his face, Li Xiaojian sneezed inexplicably, grabbed Sister Feng's sleeve tightly, and shrunk into a ball.

"It's really unproductive." Sister Feng snorted, shook off Li Xiaojian and walked towards the three large transparent glass jars in the room.

The room was a little dim, and Sister Feng was afraid of attracting the attention of the guards on duty, so the screen of the mobile phone was only aimed at the glass cylinder. She stared carefully, in case it was not Xi Shi who would come out, but a certain ** criminal who was shot.

A large amount of formalin liquid was placed in the glass tanks, and in each tank lay a complete corpse of a dead man, with scattered hands, feet, and internal organs next to the corpse. Li Xiaojian only glanced at it, then turned his head outside.

"Sister Feng, when is Xi Shi coming?" Li Xiaojian asked crying.

"She's already here, but you have to let her slow down, she hasn't been to the yang world for thousands of years, and her body can't bear it." Sister Feng said very calmly.

Li Xiaojian strengthened his courage and looked at the three corpses, he wanted to distinguish which one was like the legendary four beauties. The corpses were white and floating in the liquid, and with Li Xiaojian's eyesight, he couldn't see their appearance clearly, and he couldn't tell which was male and which was female.

Just when Li Xiaojian was surprised, Sister Feng suddenly tugged on his arm, and said in a strange voice: "No, why hasn't Xi Shi come yet?" ”

"Should it come?" Li Xiaojian's voice trembled.

"I've sensed her, I think so." Sister Feng wondered.

"Really? What do you rely on? Does the prefecture have a communication tool? Li Xiaojian asked nervously. Although he was scared to death, the thought of seeing the legendary Xi Shi soon made his heart excited again.

"It's by induction, the sixth sense." Sister Feng frowned and said seriously.

"Hey, every time I buy Seven Star Color, I rely on feeling, but every time it's seven figures, are you reliable?" Li Xiaojian said angrily, saying that the communication of this prefecture is too underdeveloped, and it is still the same for so many years. He suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly said: "Isn't there GPS positioning in the black and white impermanence in the underworld?" Find someone so accurately, why didn't you borrow something from them. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, people were hooked up with you when you were born, I can only rely on induction, hurry up and find out." Sister Feng said and squatted down and looked at the glass jar.

"Shih Tzu is not a microorganism, it would have appeared a long time ago." Li Xiaojian also leaned towards the glass cylinder as he spoke. The corpse in the glass jar was a little blurry, so Li Xiaojian lay on the glass jar and looked inside carefully.

The liquid in the glass jar seemed to be fluctuating, and in a blink of an eye, Li Xiaojian seemed to see the corpse inside moving, and then he saw the pale face of the corpse, as if he was smiling at him, his lips were slightly upturned, revealing his white teeth, and his cheeks twitched inexplicably......