The last time I fought for a friend, I was detained for 15 days, and after I came out, I paid for the medical expenses alone, and I blamed me for being black.

The room is gone, and renting a room is haunted every night. The wall is too thin, and I hear the person next door calling C every night, and the voice is still a man.

I bought a Chihuahua and raised it for 2 months, but it turned out to be a husky.

I fished a girl online, and I found out that she was divorced when I met, and her son was a year younger than me. Now they hunt me down every day, saying that they are leaving for me. I'll go, you have been divorced for 2 years before you know me, and you still have a woman's premonition.

I got drunk at night and went to 1912.,When I woke up, I saw a man in the hotel.,I don't know if I let him give it......

Teasing the dog at home, let Ya sit, Ya roll, let Ya roll, Ya handstand. When I was hungry, he would gnaw on my clothes, never eat dog food, and at night when I was asleep, he would steal garlic from the refrigerator and eat it himself.

I said that you are not a dog after all, and I pulled you on the street, and I originally wanted to use you to talk to a girl. You'll walk behind the old lady's buttocks, and you'll shit when you see a beautiful woman touching you. You say you're not BT.

I wanted to play some romance at night, so I made myself a candlelight dinner, but I ended up lighting the quilt. My mother thought I was going to burn because I was out of love, so I was sent to a psychiatric hospital for 2 days.

It's really lonely, spend 1 yuan 5 to buy a big eyeball goldfish, and after buying it, I stand up and stay motionless in the water. I always thought it was dead, and one day I finished peeing and threw it in the toilet. This grandson is swimming in the urine called a Huan, I really can't bear to rush it into the pit, and I fished it out of the urine. As a result, the hands began to peel, and they are still not well.

Eat fried cakes and eat beer caps, eat wontons and eat toenails. I was caught in the head by the door on the bus, I slapped the nails with my flies, I didn't buy stocks, I went to Baiyunguan to burn incense, and I couldn't take out my mobile phone when I dropped it in the merit box.

A monk at the door said that I am rich and noble, but now I am going to memorize the words. I'm happy to spend 570 yuan to buy him a jade amulet, let me take it in my mouth every day. One day my buddy came and said how green my tongue was, and I took out the jade and saw that it was a big glass.

My buddy said: Have you ever seen a monk in a Taoist temple?

I think about it, grandson, you lied to me, and you have to let me hold it every day, and now when I stick out my tongue, people think I'm bitter, and you say that girl can ignore me.

I have nightmares every day, either being slaughtered by someone, or letting the animal give J.

I want to watch TV at home honestly, TM plays more than 10 beauties around Lu Tao, and love is dead and alive. TM big house, big beauty, has a big dad worth billions. When I came to you, I said, "That's not what I want."

This is how people of my age live, change the stage: I have been yelling to do meaningful things every day, and I was not fully minded yesterday, and today I will fight a big sniper to go to Myanmar to collapse drug traffickers, is it possible? Sanduo, I sue you, my name is Wang Daji'er, I am from the Iron Maiden's group, do you believe it? I really want to smash the TV.

I want to find 2 people to eat the leftover girls.,My elementary school girls are all married.,Plus middle school and college classes.,The result didn't let me pass guò.,Said I would be a bad boy when I went to school.,I'm running to three.。

Just wrote a post, tripped once, and the computer automatically shut down twice. The cigarette was gone, the cigarette fart was picked up in the garbage can, and the hand was pricked with a nail.

I just hope that my friends who collect this book will have a happy time and have good luck in 13 years.

I found that there are two kinds of people who have read my reprint and complained.!

Type 1: After reading it, it is given to the person who collects it. This kind of person has a smooth love, a smooth career, a harmonious family, and happiness like the East China Sea. Shoubi Nanshan, a happy life~

Type 2: Those who have not collected it after reading it. Well, ditto!