Chapter 333: Clever Words and Deeds

Tian Qiniang is light and simple. Weifu rushed to the old mansion of Anle Houfu, and the internal guards and Baiqi, who had changed into civilian clothes, surrounded the house long before she arrived, and searched inside and out, even the mice hiding in the hole had nothing to hide.

In the courtyard, Tian Qiniang inspected inside and out accompanied by the three living immortals, although the courtyard was extremely clean, it was still difficult to hide the dilapidated and desolate atmosphere, Tian Qiniang was a little displeased.

An Lehou looked at his face and quickly explained: "It's not that the minister is disrespectful to the three immortals, but the three living immortals insist on living here. ”

He paused, and then said sarcastically: "The three immortals said that the worldly atmosphere in the Little Minister's Mansion is too strong, which is not conducive to their cultivation. ”

Tian Qiniang's face was slightly pale when she heard this. The three of them asked with concern, "Is it still convenient for the three immortal masters to live here?" How about three meals a day? ”

The Taoist said: "Thank you for the sage's concern, the poor Dao has achieved a small success in cultivating the Dao, and he has already opened the valley two hundred years ago, and now he only occasionally takes some herb pills and does not eat the food of the world." ”

The old Qin man laughed and said, "Sage, the poor way is different from them. The poor road is cultivated in the Western Regions, three meals a day as usual, and meat and wine are not taboo. However, this exquisite food in Lin'an is easy to make the poor road indulge in pleasure, so there is no need for Yu Hou to take care of it, and the poor road can cook some meals by himself. ”

Tian Qiniang listened, and believed in the Taoism of these three people a little more, there were already a few futons in the empty main hall, although the entire courtyard was heavily guarded, but there was no tense atmosphere around Tian Qiniang.

Zheng Anyi helped Tian Qiniang to sit down on the futon, this young man was young and had no beard under his chin. The three living immortals didn't know that they were the queen's new favorites, and thought they were the eunuchs or palace ladies in the palace.

They only know that the queen is the most favored by Shangxuan. As for Zheng Anyi, because they have been favored for a while, it has not yet spread among the people, and they don't really have the ability to pinch and calculate, where do they know the details. Although they have already hooked up with An Lehou, An Lehou worships them as living immortals, and naturally he will not say that these palace secrets and romances will pollute the ears of the immortals.

Tian Qiniang sat still. Immediately, he once again mentioned his desire to see and see these three living immortals. This time, the three masters did not shirk, and for a while, they became soldiers, broke their tongues and continued, and saw through the objects. The paper-cut became a fish ......, and all kinds of methods came one by one, and Tian Qiniang was fascinated.

Seeing such magical powers with her own eyes, Tian Qiniang no longer had any doubts about these three outsiders. She couldn't wait to ask, "The three immortal masters are all people with great magical powers. The old woman wants to ask for advice, if the old woman wants to practice this immortal technique, is it okay? ”

The Taoist stroked his beard and pondered for a moment, glanced at the dustless old nun and the Western Hu Dao, and said to Tian Qiniang: "Don't hide it from the saint, we have all been practicing penance since childhood, so we have today's realm." The king is today's age, if you want to practice like us. It's a little late. However, if the elixir is harvested by the poor path for the saint to take. When you can live to more than two nails. ”

Tian Qiniang said in her heart: "Liangjiazi is only one hundred and twenty years old, I am seventy years old this year, and I will live for another fifty years." There are some mortals in the world who don't know how to practice at all, and they have lived to be more than 100 years old, I am the Son of Heaven, and all kinds of strange things from heaven and earth are taken and requested, and then with the help of his elixir, can I only prolong my life to two Jiazi? ”

In the past, as long as she could live to be 100 years old, Tian Qiniang would be content, but now seeing that the three strange people in front of her have all lived for more than three or four hundred years, the longevity of Liangjiazi is much less attractive to Tian Qiniang.

Seeing Tian Qiniang's face, the dustless old nun hurriedly smiled and said: "Sage, the Taoist bait all the grass, refuse the fireworks, and use the Danzuo of plants and trees to guide the technique." Hence longevity. Poor nuns have a set of methods for refining qi and cultivating spirits. I can live a long life, too. And Lao Qin is proficient in Western Taoism, and has the method of prolonging life with the stars.

Since the Taoist has made a move, the poor nuns and others are loved by the saints, and they should also contribute some strength to the king. So be it. You can let the Taoist people make alchemy for the king, the poor nun will grant the king the method of tuna, and Lao Qin will continue the life of the king Yuxing, but this move is against the sky, with the magic power of the three of us. can only guarantee that each person will live for the king for 50 years, and then it will depend on the king's creation.

Tian Qiniang was overjoyed, if these three immortal masters extended for her for fifty years, then she would be able to live to more than two hundred years old, and from now on, she would spend more than a hundred years of time practicing, and gather the world's material resources for her own use, maybe she could also comprehend the immortal arts, although immortality is impossible, it is always okay to live for another five hundred years!

Tian Qiniang immediately asked for advice with great enthusiasm: "In this case, should the old woman also be vegetarian?" ”

The dust-free old nun said: "Since ancient times, vegetarians have lived long, and the king should be a vegetarian, with Zuo Xian Dan and Tuna Method. ”

Tian Qiniang is now seventy years old, and she doesn't have much appetite for meat, so she happily agreed when she heard it. said: "So that from now on, the old woman no longer has to eat any meat." ”

The three of them sang and harmonized, and the queen of the East became more and more respectful to them.

"The saint is the next life of Maitreya Buddha, and he should practice it and cultivate himself as a vegetarian. According to the poor way, the saint should also prohibit the people of the world from slaughtering livestock and fishing and shrimp, so that the soldiers and civilians of the world will not eat meat and fish, so that the great merit is great, the world is fortunate, all living beings, pray for the saint, the saint is still afraid of immortality? ”

Tian Qiniang boasted that she was the reincarnation of Maitreya, just to build momentum for her to ascend the throne, and even she didn't believe it, but at this time, she heard that she was the reincarnation of Maitreya, and she couldn't help but be secretly surprised. But she couldn't deny this, so she had to pretend to be surprised and said, "The immortal master recognizes the predecessor of the old woman?" ”

These liars are the masters who are the best at observing faces, and as soon as the dustless old nun saw Tian Qiniang's face, he knew that she was suspicious, and couldn't help but be secretly angry: "This old Qin, tell him to talk less, and prefer to talk more, this female queen who finally bluffed has a lot of trust in us, and he provoked the queen's suspicion with one sentence." ”

The dustless old nun hurriedly remedied, pretending to say mysteriously: "Hehe, my Buddhist family talks about cause and effect. A drink and a peck, it is not predetermined. Folk rumors say that the saint is the reincarnation of Maitreya, does the saint think that this is the world's subjects complimenting the saint? Saint, you must know that everything in this world is secretly in line with the way of heaven......"

Tian Qiniang is a smart person, and a smart person listened to such a few vague words. Immediately very clever to make up for it. Tian Qiniang was surprised and delighted, she didn't expect that the reincarnation of Maitreya that she deceived the world in order to ascend the throne turned out to be true.

"Yes! There are so many gods and Buddhas in the sky, but they are just accidental? Now it seems. It was the Heavenly Dao that secretly guided them in the dark, it turned out to be ...... The old woman is really the reincarnation of Maitreya Buddha! ”

Before the Qin people could find out that they were speechless, when they saw the queen talking to him, they couldn't help but boast complacently: "The poor road has been walking the world for five hundred years, and two hundred years ago, the poor road has seen the master of the Xuanguan." ”

The Taoist and the dustless old nun have a black line: "How far is this big-mouthed cow going to blow, this old woman in front of me is today." It's not an old drive, in case a flaw is revealed......"

On a cold day, this Ni was shocked into a cold sweat. Tian Qiniang was also taken aback, and then said in surprise: "What! The immortal master had seen Shangxuan two hundred years ago? This...... How is this possible, Shangxuan has lived for more than two hundred years? ”

Qin Ren stroked his beard and laughed: "No, no, no." Not today's Lord. It's the past life of the Lord! ”

Wuchen Lao Ni didn't dare to let him talk anymore, this Qin person was different from the two of her, Qin people were coarse-eyed, and they were originally performing illusions such as breaking their tongues and continuing and swallowing charcoal and breathing fire to make money, but the two of them found out that this person's magic was available, so they became accomplices, this person is not a professional liar, and then asked him to continue. I'm afraid it's going to leak the stuffing.

The dustless old nun hurriedly took over the conversation and said, "Hehe, since the Qin people have already said it. Then let the poor nun give an honest account to the saint. To tell the truth, this is the Lord of the Upper Occult Meditation...... It is to make the way for the saints. ”

The dustless old nun is quite anxious and wise, and his words not only round the lie for the Qin people. And also flattered Mu Shangxuan, in her mind, Mu Shangxuan must be happy when she hears this, and the female queen must also be happy, this so-called killing two birds with one stone.

The Taoist coughed, stroked his beard and smiled: "Master Wuchen, the heavenly machine has leaked enough. ”

Lao Ni let out an "ah" and hurriedly made a statement of remorse.

Qin Ren had been cooperating with the two of them for a long time, and when he saw the two of them remedy it like this, he knew that he had said the wrong thing, and he smiled busily. said: "My Western Regions Dharma Sect is different from your two families, and the continuation of the life of the star is a reversal of the heavenly machine, and now it doesn't matter if you occasionally leak a few words." ”

He said that it was not tight, but for Zheng Anyi, these words were very tight.

Zheng Anyi is now favored by the female queen, wealth, glory, wealth and power, all from the queen, what he is most worried about is that the queen still can't forget Mu Shangxuan, but now these people say that Mu Shangxuan is the pioneer of the king, if the king is serious, how can he be favored?

Originally, I just saw the magic of these people, and this beautiful young man was also drunk, but at this time, he secretly hated it. The three "immortals" never expected that they had accidentally blown their hair by bragging about it, and now they have completely offended Tian Qiniang's pillow people and laid a big curse for them.

Tian Qiniang was overjoyed when she heard it, thinking that Mu Shangxuankong was powerful and rude, and he fell in love with himself at first sight, and he just sealed him as a protector of the country.

She happily said: "Thank you to the three masters, the old woman is Maitreya, the country of the old woman is naturally the country of the Buddha, and it is natural that she should not kill or eat meat, and the old woman will issue a ban on slaughter tomorrow, prohibiting people from slaughtering livestock and fishing and shrimp!" ”

The Taoist and the dustless old nun and the old Qin put their hands together, and the same number of the Dharma:

"Supreme Taiyi Tianzun!"

"Amitabha! Good, good! ”

As for the Qin people, they don't know what Dharma name he is reading, so he just mutters a word.

After the female spell happily promised to issue a "ban on slaughter" to prohibit the killing of the world, she said to the Taoist: "The immortal chief is alchemy for the old woman, to ensure the longevity of the old woman, the merit is great, the old woman is the immortal chief is advising the doctor to discuss the same Fengge Luantai Ping Zhang, and in the future, accompany the court, and the old woman can also ask for advice nearby!" ”

With a word, Tian Qiniang gave this old man the position of prime minister, and said to the dustless old nun: "The old woman is too the master of Lintoe Temple, and she can teach apprentices and preach in Beijing in the future, and she can't help but enter and leave the palace!" ”

When Qin Ren heard this, he couldn't help but be startled, although he was swaggering and deceiving everywhere, it was the first time he deceived a big man like the queen, he just wanted to use what star to continue his life, and he needed to do it as an excuse to deceive more gold, silver, pearls and jade, and then walked away. If you become an official or a temple master, the scenery is beautiful, but it is difficult to run away.

Thinking of this, Qin Ren hurriedly excused himself and said: "Although the poor road practices magic, but does not know a few big characters, the western method of cultivation is also a wild fox Zen, can not be an official, nor can you open a sect, dare to ask the saint to give the poor road a house next to the Lintoe Temple, if there is a call, the poor road will be with the announcement." ”

This Qin man is not very good-looking, and although his supernatural powers look dazzling, he can't report his own sect, far less powerful than the Taoism and the two backstage of the dustless old nun, in Tian Qiniang's eyes, he really doesn't pay as much attention to that nun as he is, since he said so, Tian Qiniang naturally agreed.

Next, Tian Qiniang listened to them talk about all kinds of magical spells and anecdotes about alchemy and immortality, and listened to it so much that Zheng Anyi was already disgusted with these three living immortals, but when she saw that the queen was obsessed, she didn't dare to show it for a while, so she had to be patient with her to listen to the lecture.

When it was getting dark, she couldn't wait to remind the queen that it was not too early and that she should go back to Da Nei, so Tian Qiniang reluctantly said goodbye.

Long Yunmeng sent the queen outside the door, and then happily rushed back to his house, as soon as he entered the flower hall, a very soft and lovely woman greeted him with a smile, this is his favorite concubine named Hua Jin, and it has only been more than three months.

Jin'er stepped forward, helped him take off the big coat, and took the broom handed by Yahuan. Sweeping the snow foam on his robe, he said softly: "Master Hou, looking at your happy appearance, the saint must be very happy to come to our house this time." ”

Long Yunmeng twisted a handful on her cheeks, and said with a smile: "Little thing, as long as you have eyesight, hehe, you just wait, it won't be long before our family will soar, maybe I will be able to introduce the immortal master and be crowned a prime minister." ”

Long Yunmeng said with a smile, sat down on the couch next to the brazier, and suddenly remembered something, and said to Hua Jin: "By the way, I remember that your brother is in the North City to run chickens and geese livestock, right?" ”

Hua Jinjiao said: "It's hard for the Hou Ye to remember him, the slave's brother is in the North City meat business, there is the Hou Ye to take care of, Fang Ling doesn't dare to embarrass him, now his business is getting better and better, and he plans to open a branch in the South City soon." ”

Long Yunmeng smiled and instructed, "Hmm! Hurry up and send a message to your brother, telling him to ...... all the chickens, ducks, fish, geese, pigs, sheep, and dogs. Let's put it this way, even if you get it with meat, sell it all right away! Don't leave any of it, and don't go in at all as long as it's meat. ”

Hua Jin's face changed, and he thought that something had happened to his brother, so he hurriedly asked, "Master Hou, what happened to my brother?" (To be continued......)