Chapter 103: Li Xiaojian's embarrassment
Xi Shi's beauty was like a maple forest flame, burning Li Xiaojian's soul and completely falling into the warm white mist released by Sister Feng.
The night is sultry, the half-round crescent moon hangs high in the night sky, bright and dazzling, and the crescent moon is surrounded by countless stars, like a distant city, which makes people reverie.
Yang Guifei has been very good with Wei in the past two days, and the two of them took advantage of the moonlight to come back from a circle around the food stall outside the school. Yang Guifei patted her stomach with satisfaction and said, "Xiaowei, I didn't expect you to be so good, it's good to be with you, you can always eat enough." β
Wei Jie patted his stomach and hiccuped: "Of course, but Xiao Yang, you are younger than me, right?" I was hundreds of years ahead of you before the crossing, and I was seven or eight years older than you after the crossing, so don't call me Xiaowei in the future, call me Brother Wei. β
"Cut, isn't it obvious that I call it like this, Brother Wei, what do you say is the relationship between Brother Jian and Sister Feng?" Yang Guifei grabbed her braid and asked, her big eyes were like a clear spring.
Wei Jie said indifferently: "I haven't heard that everyone calls him brother-in-law, two of you." β
"But why don't the two of them sleep together?" Yang Guifei asked very confusedly. If Li Xiaojian heard this, he would probably jump off the building in anger.
Wei Jie stared at Yang Guifei and sighed: "Brother-in-law, I deeply sympathize with you!" β
Yang Guifei blinked and was just about to say something, when she suddenly found that a white mist was rising from Sister Feng's room. In the transparent glass, the light has become dim, and the white mist fills the whole room with a can't see the inside story clearly, and a little white smoke spills out through the cracks in the windows and doors, drifting out along the roof, and the whole room seems to be on fire.
"Brother Wei, what's wrong with Sister Feng's house?" Yang Guifei exclaimed in surprise.
Wei Jie's brows were tightly frowned, and after a while, he picked up Yang Guifei's two-hundred-pound figure and ran towards Sister Feng's room, shouting as he ran: "Sister Feng has gone mad!" β
"What do you mean by going crazy?" Yang Guifei asked puzzled, panting in her mouth.
Wei Jie's explanation for some reason: "Sister Feng is injured, it is estimated that she gave herself a little bit during internal treatment." β
At this time, Liu Yong came out of another room and interjected: "That's not going crazy, that's called **." β
"No matter, we have to hurry in, Brother Jian and Sister Xi Shi are also inside." Yang Guifei said, shaking her fat body and rushing to the door.
"Bang!" Yang Guifei's body was blocked by the door, and Li Xiaojian locked the door in order not to be disturbed.
"What's wrong?" At this time, Liu Yong and Wei Jie, they also came over, staring at Sister Feng's room with solemn expressions.
Yang Guifei scratched her head and said, "The door is closed, what should I do?" β
"Crash away!" Liu Yong said very decisively.
"Let's go together!" Pan An shouted from behind.
At this time, Wei Jie waved his hand and said, "Wait, I don't have me, what are you anxious about." β
"With you? What do you do? Liu Yong glared.
Wei Jie stretched out his hand and pushed the door hard, the two doors revealed a gap the width of a wrist, Wei Jie turned and smiled at everyone, and then put his palm through the crack in the door, and then his body seemed to become a noodle fish for a moment, soft and thin, and gradually deformed, became soft and soft, and slipped into the door.
"Wow!" The crowd's eyes widened, and their mouths opened in an "O" shape.
The crack in the door was only a few centimeters wide, and Wei Jie was obviously a big living person, a person with bones and a braincase, how could he get into it so lightly? The bone shrinking technique is really magical.
After Wei Jie entered the door, he was fascinated by the white fog in front of him, and his eyes were foggy, as if he had entered the clouds in the sky. Wei Jiejie wanted to turn around and open the door, but because there was white fog all around, he couldn't find the direction of the door.
Wei Jie's eyes had to close and grope around with his intuition, and suddenly, Wei Jie's touch something very strange. It was as long as half a chopstick, and as thick as a wrist, so hard to the touch, and it could be moved when pressed......
What is it? Wei Jie's heart was strange, and he dragged it a few times with his hand.
"Ahh Li Xiaojian suddenly felt a burst of relief, and couldn't help but make a strange sound.
"Wow, brother-in-law, is that you?" Wei Jiejie yelled and threw the thing he was holding out.
Li Xiaojian was frightened into a cold sweat, woke up from his dream, and hurriedly grabbed his pants and lifted them. At this moment, Wei Tie opened the door, and the mist quickly spilled out of the doorway, and soon the room was much lighter.
In this dimly lit room, everyone saw an extremely horrifying picture. Li Xiaojian was naked, his pants were tugged at with both hands, and a small tent was held up at the crotch.
Next to him is Xi Shi, Xi Shi smiles at the corner of his mouth, and the white skirt is lifted to a big span, which can only hide the private place. However, Xi Shi didn't know that he was holding Li Xiaojian's back with both hands, and his slender fingers were interlocked, which was very ancient.
By the side of the two of them, it was Sister Feng who was slowly reaping her achievements. Sister Feng closed her eyes tightly, her brows were slightly furrowed, her hands were constantly emitting white mist, and her face was full of acne. Cross-legged, with words in his mouth.
β**οΌβ Diao Chan slammed into the house, slapped Li Xiaojian in the face, and then turned around and ran out of the room.
The mother-in-law came over quickly, pulled Xi Shi's arm away, glared at the triangular eyes and threatened, "I will sue Sister SΓΉ Feng." Then he turned and walked away.
Yang Guifei had been staring at Li Xiaojian's tent with wide eyes, and after half a ring, Gu Li muttered strangely: "Hey, I don't know how long my brother-in-law is." β
"You!" Li Xiaojian really wanted to go up and smoke him.
Pan An smiled indifferently, made a disdainful gesture towards Li Xiaojian meaningfully, and slowly walked outside.
Liu Yong came over, leaned close to Li Xiaojian's ear and asked, "Li Xiaojian, are you done?" β
"You!" Li Xiaojian wanted to go up and beat him, but his hands were really a little weak.
Liu Yong smiled evilly: "You're done, borrow Xi Shi for me?" β
"Get out!" Li Xiaojian roared loudly and kicked Liu Yong out.
Wei Jie's face was red and he kept shaking his hand, and after a long time, the hand holding Li Xiaojian's thing wiped it on Xi Shi's skirt, and said with a remorseful face: "Sin, sin!" β
Seeing everyone leaving, Li Xiaojian put on his pants and his shirt on his body, and pulled down Xi Shi's skirt with a red face, ready to explain to everyone. At this time, Sister Feng woke up.
Sister Feng spread her hands, slowly opened her eyes, glanced at Li Xiaojian and asked, "Xiaojian, you did a good job." β
Li Xiaojian's face immediately turned red, and Nuo Nuo asked, "Sister Feng, have you seen it all?" I didn't mean to. β
"What do you say? I mean, you're doing a great job, you didn't let anyone bother me, and my injuries are all gone. Sister Feng said lightly.
Cold sweat broke out on Li Xiaojian's forehead, and he said weakly: "It's okay, you didn't see it." β
"See what?" Sister Feng frowned.
Li Xiaojian waved his hand and said, "It's nothing, I'm a little tired of helping you protect the Fa, can you go out for a walk?" β
Sister Feng nodded and said, "Of course, you go, I'm going to heal Xi Shi, and it's not convenient for you to be here." β
Li Xiaojian was relieved and ran outside.
As soon as Li Xiaojian went out, there was a crowd of people all around, and everyone cheered together: "Hello brother-in-law!" β
Li Xiaojian nodded with a red face, waved his hand and said, "Don't misunderstand, it was a misunderstanding just now." β
"Cut, don't explain." Yang Guifei pouted.
Diao Chan followed: "Explanation is tantamount to cover-up. β
The mother-in-law glared at the triangular eyes and said, "Covering up is equivalent to having this matter!" β
Dizzy, Li Xiaojian scratched his neck and asked, "Friends, who did you learn this word from?" β
"Hey, Brother Jian, don't divert the topic, you said we were telling Sister SΓΉ Feng about this? Or do you want to sue Sister Shih Tzu? Yang Guifei asked with a look of embarrassment.
Li Xiaojian puffed out his cheeks, glared and slapped his face, and just wanted to speak, but Diao Chan shouted: "Xiao Yang, do you still need to choose this matter?" Both of them had to say this. β
"Yes, in the future, Xiao Jian will be both Xiaofeng's man and Xi Shi's, hey, it's really messy." The mother-in-law frowned and muttered.
Li Xiaojian's face was flushed with anger, and when he saw that Liu Yong and they didn't help, he shouted: "Go, let me sleep!" β
"Hey, why are you so fierce?" Yang Guifei glared.
"Go! Go to bed! Li Xiaojian yelled and walked towards the outside of the courtyard. He felt that there was really no way to explain it to these people, and since explaining was tantamount to covering up, he didn't explain.
Seeing Li Xiaojian leave the courtyard, everyone felt bored, so they went back to the house to sleep, only Liu Yong looked at Li Xiaojian's back, and then looked back at Sister Feng's room, with some loss in his eyes.
Walking out of the courtyard, Li Xiaojian felt a chill on his body, maybe it was a lack of heart, maybe autumn was approaching. Back to school? Now that the school gate is about to close, Li Xiaojian thinks about it or cancels the idea. Looking at the night and the woods, Li Xiaojian didn't know where to go for a while.
In front of the courtyard was a forest, the leaves swayed with the breeze in the moonlight, Li Xiaojian stood dozens of meters away from the woods, and vaguely felt that there seemed to be a figure in the woods.
Who will it be? Li Xiaojian was a little surprised, and unconsciously walked towards the woods, just arrived at the edge of the forest, Li Xiaojian heard a strange donkey bark.
"The donkey?" Li Xiaojian exclaimed in surprise and quickly rushed towards the woods.
The woods were hazy, and in the dark moonlight only the weeds in front of him and a black figure like a donkey not far away.
A donkey crowed, and the donkey's shadow walked quickly into the woods.
"Hey, donkey." Li Xiaojian hurriedly walked a few steps to catch up, and stopped after a few more steps.
Further on, there is a cemetery, and from a distance, there are more than a dozen rows of graves in the hazy moonlight, like bulging yurts, but these yurts are full of forest chill.
Li Xiaojian's heart trembled, he didn't dare to go any further, there was a tombstone in front of the grave, and at his distance he seemed to see a figure, as if it was a dead old man, swaying in the wind.
The more frightened he became, the more he felt that the front was strange, and the black shadows were blurred, and Li Xiaojian seemed to see something terrible. Ahead were rows of ghosts, fangs and claws, deformed and grotesque, slowly walking like zombies from the mounds, sticking out their tongues, spreading their long hair, and shaking their heads. Occasionally, there was a ghost with a very fast speed, and it came to Li Xiaojian's eyes in the blink of an eye.
Li Xiaojian stretched out his hand to cover it and found that it was a breeze.
"Enang ......" A long donkey roared, like a ghost crying wolf, which frightened Li Xiaojian to fall to the ground with his soft legs, covering his eyes and shouting: "Ghost, don't come, don't come over!" β