Chapter 318: Shit Luck
Su Junmiao thought about it for a while, and felt that it would be too unrighteous if she didn't say good things to Feng Lingdu, so she looked at Satan cautiously and asked worriedly: "What, are you angry?" ”
Satan eased his face and said, "Of course I'm angry, Tao Yao would tell you about this kind of thing, it's too undeserved." ”
Su Junmiao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "No, I'm talking about the fact that you were beaten." ”
When Satan heard this, he immediately became depressed: "Baby, why did that woman beat me?" I just watched her not respond for a long time, and told her to ignore me, so I saw if she was okay, and who knew before approaching, she slapped me. I really didn't do anything to her, I didn't even pull her hand. ”
Su Junmiao breathed a sigh of relief, thinking about Feng Lingdu's strange temper, she could only ask, "What are you looking for her for?" Maybe I know her, and I can help you. ”
Satan thought for a while and said, "This matter is confidential, I really can't sue you, I'll deal with that woman first, and I'll come back to you later." ”
Su Junmiao still wanted to stop her, but Satan had disappeared.
Over there, Fenglingdu played with the little black ball for a long time, and it was really boring, and I just wanted to go out when I got up. The man with his big wings suddenly appeared in the air again.
"Hello, I am a little steward of this demon world, my name is Satan. Friends from the Heavenly Realm, why are you leaving so soon, don't you want to sit a little longer? ”
Feng Lingdu looked at Satan, blushing, and took a step back to Baozi's side.
Su Junmiao was still waiting for Satan here, and suddenly saw a distress message from Fenglingdu in the team.
【Team】Fenglingdu: What should I do? Your dad is back!!
【Team】Wei Swift Shuangfei: Come back when you come back, he doesn't seem to have any ill will towards you, it seems that he wants to pull you into the gang, I reasoned by myself, and I don't know if that's the case.
【Team】Feng Lingdu: He keeps talking to me!!
【Team】Swift Flying: ...... Big sister, he's an NPC, not a player! Can you not be shy about NPCs?
【Team】Fenglingdu: Hey, yes, I forgot.
Feng Lingdu closed the team channel, and his eyes didn't look at Satan's face. Staring only at the name on Satan's head, he replied, "Hello Satan." I just walked around casually, got lost and accidentally fell, I really didn't want to kill the demons. Honor or anything, I don't want it at all. ”
Su Junmiao was in front of her. I'm definitely going to go up and cover her mouth. Isn't this the place where there are three hundred taels of silver? Look at Satan again. It's already full of black lines. He smiled to hide his embarrassment. Then he asked, "Since you don't want to kill the demons, do you want to be friends with our demons?" ”
Su Junmiao was bored and beckoned, so she summoned the rice balls. He rested his legs on the rice balls, and then played the rice balls as a football. After playing for a while, suddenly Satan appeared again, and with him, there was also Fenglingdu.
Feng Lingdu was surrounded by black and white smoke on his body at the moment, which looked very weird, Satan appeared with Feng Lingdu, and as soon as he appeared, he threw Feng Lingdu on the sofa.
Su Junmiao hurriedly went over to take a look, Feng Lingdu closed her eyes tightly, and the black and white smoke on her body penetrated into her body little by little, but she didn't look very painful, Su Junmiao relieved her heart, turned her head and asked Satan: "What's going on, what are these on her?" ”
Satan sat down at this time, lifted Erlang's legs and smiled with joy on his face: "I really didn't expect that the first Demon Festival Envoy was actually my subordinate, haha, this year's welfare is going to be better." ”
Su Junmiao was furious, and kicked Tang Yuan over, Tang Yuan bounced on Satan's body and bounced back, Satan quickly covered his chest and coughed for a long time and sat up: "Daughter, you are trying to murder your father!" ”
Su Junmiao rolled her eyes and said, "Yes, you are your father, will your father ignore his baby daughter's question?" You are clearly your stepfather! ”
Satan laughed, pointed at Fenglingdu and said, "This is my informant, to be exact, the informant of our demon clan." All the demon managers wanted to take the informant under their door, but this informant was robbed by me. ”
Su Junmiao's left brain is now water, her right brain is mud, and her brain is full of cement in a flash. She thought about it for a long time and figured out a clue, is it because Fenglingdu was brought in by her, so this informant belongs to Satan? And what is this informant, Feng Lingdu is an informant, what is she going to do for the demons? But if she betrays the Heavenly Realm, won't she be scolded to death in the future?
Thinking of this, Su Junmiao said with a calm face: "Dad, you are too much, this is my friend." You made her an informant, and if she is found to be an informant of the demon race in the future, the heavenly realm will not be able to tolerate her. You know that the Demon Realm pays attention to the aesthetics of violence, and her profession is only suitable for cultivating in the Heavenly Realm, and if you still harm her like this, won't she be miserable in the future? ”
Satan quickly explained, "No, no, I didn't hurt her. This is the unwritten old rule of the Demon Realm and the Celestial Realm, the first celestial to come to the Demon Realm, and the first demon to go to the Celestial Realm, will be chosen as eyeliner. It's just that I'm lucky, the first celestial to come to the demon world is with you, so naturally I will come forward to solve it. ”
Su Junmiao glanced at Feng Lingdu, and really didn't know what to use to describe her mood at the moment. Shit luck, this guy is shit luck! Why can you become the eyeliner of the demon clan so simply, and so on, the eyeliner of the heavenly realm, has it not appeared yet?
"Dad, why does she keep sleeping?" Su Junmiao asked.
Satan shrugged his shoulders and looked relaxed: "This is normal, she wants to fuse the bloodline I gave her, and she has to avoid the tracking of the Heavenly Realm brand in her body, so it will take a while to digest." ”
Su Junmiao searched for a long time on Fenglingdu's body, but didn't see a tattoo, she couldn't help frowning and asked: "But she doesn't have a tattoo on her body, so can she still come to the Demon Realm in the future, and can she still increase the honor of the Heavenly Realm if she kills our people from the Demon Realm?" Will she be killed by the people of the Heavenly Realm? Can she do both? ”
Satan was dizzy by Su Junmiao's series of questions, and he flickered his wings and flew up and said, "Oh, I'm still stewed with beef on the pot, I'll go and see the pot." ”
Su Junmiao watched speechlessly as Satan ran away with such a lame excuse, and after thinking about it, she could only stay by Fenglingdu's side first and wait for Fenglingdu to wake up. Feng Lingdu woke up quickly, and the first thing he did when he woke up was to pounce on Su Junmiao and cry: "My first kiss is gone!! ”
Su Junmiao mourned for her for three minutes, fortunately her first kiss was given to Wu Tao, otherwise she would probably cry like her, right?
"Okay, okay, don't cry, don't be sad, this should be Satan wearing a blood pact for you, and that's how I came here......"
Feng Lingdu paused, and looked up at Su Junmiao: "Satan also kissed you?" ”
Su Junmiao nodded speechlessly: "No way, we're okay with this, because Satan is the supervisor, and our bloodline will be more advanced." You go and see the rest of the people in the Demon Realm, both men and women are all immigrants. Lao Niu was still kissed by a male demon......"
Feng Lingdu balanced a little, wiped her tears and sat up, Su Junmiao hurriedly asked her: "How did you become an informant of the demon clan, tell me quickly!" ”
Feng Lingdu said a word, waited, looked at his character panel, and finally showed a smile on his face. Su Jun was anxious to die, and pushed her desperately: "Say it quickly, what's the matter, is this informant any good?" ”
Feng Lingdu laughed: "The benefits are too great! ”
Saying that, Fenglingdu shared his character panel with the current, Su Junmiao took a closer look, and in the column of Fenglingdu's resistance attributes, there was an extra resistance different from them, "Demon Resistance +50%".
Su Junmiao opened her mouth in surprise and looked at the attribute for a long time, and finally hammered her fist to Feng Lingdu's thigh: "Dead girl, such an anti-heaven attribute, you still have the face to cry!" ”
Feng Lingdu couldn't see any regrets at all now, and smiled and told Su Junmiao the benefits of the informant. There are some benefits that Satan sued her at the time. Some of them were discovered after the fact, such as this demon resistance.
This informant doesn't actually have to do anything practical, she doesn't need to report the news, and she doesn't need her to kill any celestial beings for the demons. It's just that after agreeing to be an informant, all the situations in the heavenly realm and all the situations in the human realm that she sees will be automatically accepted by the people of the demon race. The receiver is her guide, that is to say, whether Fenglingdu returns to the heavenly realm or goes to the human realm in the future, Satan sits in the demon realm and sees all the things in the heavenly realm and the human realm, these are all the information obtained from Fenglingdu's sight, and they can be seen without artificial teleportation.
"So, not only will you not be discovered by the celestials that you are an informant, but you can also have so many benefits? Can you still kill the people of the demon race, and can you still get the honor of the heavenly realm? ”
Feng Lingdu said with a natural face: "I'm not a demon, I'm still a celestial, of course I can get it." It's just that now the people in the demon world want to kill me, it's not so easy. I contribute to the demons, and the demons don't give me contribution points, so naturally they will open some back doors for me from above. ”
After hearing this, Su Junmiao looked at her with envy and scolded: "Shit luck, I told you to come down, but you still refused to come." It also cost me 10 strong hearts, tsk, you're a pervert now, completely perverted, you're invincible, okay? The heavenly realm has no honor to kill you, the human realm can't kill you, and the demon realm can't kill you. Tut-tut! ”
Feng Lingdu said with a shy face: "That...... Then I'll take you to the Heavenly Realm too, and now I don't think the demons have mixed with the Heavenly Realm, so you should also go and be an informant? Both of us will be informants in the future, and we can team up to brush up on honors, hehehehe. (To be continued......)