Chapter 122: Fighting for a Concubine
After returning to the courtyard, Song Yu's face was obviously much better, and in order to integrate him into modern society, Li Xiaojian played the role of a barber for the first time. If you go to the barber shop at this time, it will definitely be closed a long time ago, and even if there is an open door, it is also the place where Liu Yong and Zuo Si are looking for flowers and willows.
was cut off nine-tenths of his long hair, Song Yu's face was somewhat lost, but he looked at the few men in front of him who were about the same length as his own hair, and he was barely at ease.
Li Xiaojian miraculously discovered that since Song Yu wore the half-moon jade pendant, his face was not only restored to normal color, but also had a feeling of shine. The handsomeness spreads like a wave, making people dare not look directly for too long, as if they will inadvertently fall into the whirlpool of his beautiful men. If he really compares him with Pan An, the two of them are unbearable, but compared with Wei Jie, Song Yu's beauty is a little insufficient. But Song Yu is tall, and he looks much burder standing in front of Wei Jie.
Sister Feng was very happy about Song Yu's arrival, which undoubtedly increased her reserve strength, and the success rate of matching feelings was even higher.
"Song Yu, why did you come so late?" Sister Feng looked at Song Yu, who was gradually recovering her normal color, and asked.
Song Yu sighed, pointed at Yang Guifei and said, "It's not Xiao Yang yet, she took away my jade pendant, which made my body empty when I entered the tunnel, and I haven't eased up until now, Sister Feng, do you have anything to eat?" ”
Without waiting for Sister Feng to speak, Yang Guifei screamed excitedly: "Of course there is, Sister Zhong's craftsmanship, try it." ”
I don't know when, Yang Guifei brought the leftover meal from the kitchen that was eaten in the evening, and the meal had already been heated. The dish must be Zhongli's spring heat, as for why she would heat the dish in advance, it was naturally arranged by Yang Guifei as soon as she entered the house. Zhong Lichun thought that Yang Guifei was not full, but later found out that this girl was prepared for Song Yu.
Smelling the aroma of the food, Song Yu couldn't help but swallow it, at first this guy may be a little uncomfortable, thinking that Sister Zhong's dish is not very tasty, when the dish is chewed into the stomach, this guy gobbles it up.
Looking at Song Yu's eating appearance, Yang Guifei couldn't bear to admonish: "Brother Song Yu, you eat slowly, otherwise you will eat as fat as Xiao Yang." ”
Song Yu swallowed while eating: "Xiao Yang, why did you become so small, is it too narrow to pass through the tunnel, and your body can't get through?" ”
Yang Guifei blushed and said, "No, I think it will look young like this." ”
Seeing that the two of them were very reasonable, Wei Jie, who had just come back from the gymnasium, was a little unhappy. Wei Jie's dragged Yang Guifei aside and asked, "Who is Brother Song Yu, are you familiar with him?" ”
Yang Guifei grinned happily: "Of course, Brother Song Yu is the best to me in the underworld, I once swore that if Brother Song Yu is really the hero, then I will be his heroine." ”
Yang Guifei said with an extremely longing look on her face, as if she really embraced happiness and was about to step into the sacred hall of love.
Hearing Yang Guifei say this, Wei Jie's immediate anger said: "What? You say you like Song Yu? ”
Wei Jie's voice was very loud, and all the people in the courtyard heard it, Li Xiaojian scratched his head in surprise, and suddenly found that this was a very interesting thing. Wei Jie, Song Yu like Yang Guifei together? What kind of theory is this, is it true that fat people and loli are really popular?
Yang Guifei was frightened by Wei Jie's roar, and just remembered that she had changed her mind after coming to the world, what she liked now was Wei Jie, and Song Yu was just the person she agreed on in the underworld.
Sister Feng dragged Li Xiaojian in a bit of confusion, and asked softly, "What's the matter?" ”
Li Xiaojian patted his head and asked, "Sister Feng, there are regulations in the Jade Emperor, can these people be polygamous?" ”
Sister Feng shook her head like a rattle, and said vigorously: "No, that's not good, it must be one-on-one." ”
Li Xiaojian sighed and said: "That's bad, Song Yu and Wei Jie's seem to like Yang Guifei, what do you think?" ”
As soon as Li Xiaojian finished speaking, Song Yu put down the dishes and chopsticks, pointed to Wei Jie, and said, "Xiao Yang, who is this person, you won't change your mind in the world, right?" ”
Without waiting for Yang Guifei to speak, Wei Jieyi strode over, pointed at Song Yu's nose and said, "What are you, Xiao Yang and I have already agreed, you are late!" ”
Song Yu scolded: "You go out of the way, Xiao Yang, you come and talk to me." ”
Wei Jie pushed Song Yu and said angrily: "Xiao Yang is mine, you'd better flash away for me." ”
Song Yu saw that Wei Jiejie was tough, so he was about to hit someone, but the old man was quick, grabbed the two of them one by one, dragged them aside, frowned and asked, "I said two handsome guys, answer me a question first, okay?" What do you two like about Yang Guifei? ”
If Yang Guifei is a veritable four beauties in the Tang Dynasty, there is no doubt about it, but in modern times, even in front of ancient people, she is undoubtedly a fat girl that no one appreciates, but what is her charm? Can it cause the two beautiful men in ancient times to compete for jealousy?
This was not only Yue Lao's doubts, but everyone present was very surprised.
Song Yu glanced at Yue Lao, probably frightened by Yue Lao's white beard, swallowed his saliva, and explained: "I think real love doesn't care about appearance, no matter how tall or short, fat or thin, as long as the love is compatible, Xiao Yang and I have a common language, and she understands my mind best." With Xiao Yang, I seem to be able to find the glory of the year and express my poetic mood. ”
Song Yu's explanation is very understandable, it turns out that Yang Guifei's charm is not fat and beautiful, but that there is something in this girl's brain, which can bring creative inspiration to Song Yu when she is in the underworld. For the legendary Qu Yuan's apprentice, Song Yu's deep affection for writing poetry is tantamount to cherishing life, so Yang Guifei can bring him inspiration, which is the most loyal reason for him to like Yang Guifei.
Compared to Song Yu, Wei Jie's explanation was very realistic, he just muttered and said: "I like Xiao Yang because we can live together and eat and drink together." I think love has nothing to do with spirit, the key is that two people living together can eat, talk, and play. ”
"Then Xiao Yang and I can also have fun." Song Yu pouted angrily.
"Then can you eat with Xiao Yang?" Wei Jie, like a child, asked.
Song Yu said angrily: "Nonsense, there is no need to eat in the underworld, and I can eat with her here." ”
At this moment, Zhong Lichun pushed everyone away, got in through the cracks, and asked loudly: "If you can eat well, don't fight between the two of you, if you really feel lonely, consider me." ”
Zhong Lichun's cute words completely thundered everyone, and her words were also very reasonable, why should the two peerless beautiful men fight for a Yang Guifei, anyway, there are a lot of people from the underworld, and they are slowly looking for someone who is destined.
The two glanced at Zhong Lichun, Wei Jie's was fine, he had adapted to it for so many days, and when Song Yu saw Zhong Lichun, he almost vomited the meal he had just eaten. Hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I won't fight with you first, but I swear, I will definitely chase Xiao Yang into my hands." ”
Wei Jie gritted his teeth and said: "Then it depends on who is powerful, I will definitely not show mercy to my subordinates." ”
Li Xiaojian shook his head helplessly, looked at Yang Guifei who was shrinking her neck, this little girl stuck out her tongue, and said meaningfully: "Anyway, I'm only 13 years old, take your time, don't rush." ”
Her words almost made everyone laugh, it seems that Yang Guifei's concept of love and appetite are the same, and she is destined to look at the pot and think about the bowl.
The battle ended under the pretext that Yang Guifei was still young, but Song Yu and Wei Jiejie were a little unwilling. Except for the two of them, the rest of the people still don't understand what Yang Guifei's charm is, but this incident makes Sister Feng very happy, after all, the matter of matching marriage has eyebrows, even if it is a love triangle, it is much better than no one's love.
Xi Shi and Diao Chan were a little tired from rehearsal, and after chatting with everyone for a few words, they went back to rest, and the two beauties were lukewarm to Song Yu's arrival. Xi Shi can compare Pan An to a eunuch in the palace, and his evaluation of Song Yu will naturally not be high. Diao Chan's love for becoming a celebrity is far more than the pursuit of men, otherwise he would not kick people's balls at every turn.
Liu Yong and Zuo Si still came back in the middle of the night, but when they came back, they obviously had a lot of thoughts on their faces. Li Xiaojian didn't bother to discuss the matter of the street with them, and deliberately tilted his head and ignored the two. It's just that the two of them whispered and communicated in the house for a long time before slowly falling asleep, and in a hazy way, Li Xiaojian seemed to hear the two talking about the treasure of the tomb, but it gradually faded away with the dream.