"Quiet down, if anyone damages my boyfriend again, I'm in a hurry." Just when Li Xiaojian couldn't do anything about his friends, Xi Shi suddenly shouted with his hands on his waist, looking very similar to the part where the charter wife asked for money in "Kung Fu".

Or Xi Shi is powerful, and all the words are quiet. Li Xiaojian walked to Xi Shi's side gloatingly, put it on Xi Shi's incense shoulder, and sarcastically said to a few people in the dormitory: "Why don't you say it?" And then come! ”

"I'm convinced." Dormitory Yang Kai raised his thumb and said. It is estimated that this kid is depressed, Xi Shi is such a beautiful girl, how can he fall in love with a cheap person like Li Xiaojian?

In fact, Li Xiaojian didn't understand why Xi Shi would be so cooperative.

Xi Shi deserved to be the first queen of the Spring and Autumn Period, Xiao Brain Melon gently leaned on Li Xiaojian's shoulder, with an extremely happy smile on his face, and said softly to the 'Five Wolves': "Have time to go to our place to play." ”

Xi Shi smiled at Bai Meisheng, listening to her words almost softened to the bones of several people. At this time, Li Xiaojian and Xi Shi stood like a painting, if they were to be seen by the students of sketching, they would definitely be depicted in great detail, every line, every bright spot, every form...... Of course, what they are depicting must be Xi Shi, and Li Xiaojian is just a trust. Despite this, it has been envied to death by those few people.

Seeing that the first move was unsuccessful, Wang Buer hurriedly handed Xi Shi one of the ice cream that was about to melt, then grabbed Li Xiaojian's shoulder, and said with a smile on his face: "Fourth, borrow a step to speak." ”

"Isn't it okay?" Li Xiaojian just raised his head, but was dragged by Wang Buer to the middle of the 'five wolves'. And Shih Tzu has already tasted the "Yili" ice cream.

"How? My girlfriend is delicious. Li Xiaojian boasted.

"Of course, they all say that there is no ugly girl next to the beauty, we pulled you over just to ask, is there such a chicken? Find a few brothers. Wang Buji asked bluntly.

Dizzy, these people don't understand "friends' wives can't be bullied", it turns out that they treat Xi Shi as a chicken.

Li Xiaojian thought for a moment, and said with a sigh of teeth: "In two days, if Mink and Junjun come over, I will arrange it for you, but ......"

Li Xiaojian wanted to say that Diao Chan and Wang Zhaojun definitely didn't look down on them, for fear of breaking their hearts, but who knew that these guys actually said in unison:

"Don't be afraid of high prices, we have money."

"Fourth brother, are Mink and Junjun also so beautiful?" Xu Liu, who was in the dormitory, was more cautious in his work, and asked with his shoehorn mouth.

Li Xiaojian pointed at Xi Shi and said with a wry smile: "It should be similar to her." ”

"Brother, it's really yours!" Xu Liu raised a thumbs up and praised.

At this time, Zhang Sanfeng dragged Li Xiaojian aside and asked in a low voice: "I said brother, you didn't do crooked things, to be honest, where did you deceive?" ”

"Why don't you believe in my strength?" Li Xiaojian was a little anxious, pointed to the ground, and said, "From over there." ”

"Don't!" Zhang Sanfeng naturally wouldn't believe it.

Li Xiaojian waved his hand helplessly, and said with great vigour: "Believe it or not." ”

"Wow, that's amazing!" While a few people were chatting, a super high decibel scream came from Xi Shi's side. Li Xiaojian hurriedly looked at her, and at this time, the ice cream in her hand had fallen to the ground, and gray chocolate and white ice slag were dripping on her white fingers.

Li Xiaojian quickly ran over and asked with concern, "What's wrong?" ”

Xi Shi put his head close to Li Xiaojian's ear, tried to lower his voice as much as possible, and said excitedly: "High-tech is really developed, I just discovered that there can be ice in summer." ”

"That's? It's a must. "Li Xiaojian, I had a false alarm. In order not to let Xi Shi reveal his stuffing, he hurriedly said to the five wolves: "Let's talk another day, let's go to class first." ”

After speaking, Li Xiaojian hurriedly took Xi Shi and walked towards the teaching building. As soon as they left, several people in the dormitory couldn't help but sigh in unison: "This girl is blind in vain!" ”

Ten seconds later, Wang Buer looked at the backs of Li Xiaojian and Xi Shi and shouted: "I think Shishi doesn't show her figure in a skirt, and her back seems to be much more charming than this last night." ”

Li Xiaojian was stunned when he heard it, and said in his heart, it was Sister Feng last night, and she couldn't see her face. However, Sister Feng's figure is indeed hot enough.

In order to reward Xi Shi, Li Xiaojian bought two chocolates for Xi Shi when he went to the classroom. Xi Shi was surprised after taking a bite, pointed to the chocolate belt and cried and shouted: "This thing is so delicious, high-tech, I love you to death." ”

"Hey, that thing is high in calories, and you'll get fat if you eat it." Li Xiaojian hurriedly reminded.

Xi Shi took another sip, then looked at the big fat girl who was nibbling on cucumbers not far away, and said seriously: "You lie to me again, you will only get fat if you eat that thing." ”

"I lied to you?" Li Xiaojian once again ran out of words.

After arriving at the classroom, Li Xiaojian found a last row and the most remote corner to sit down. They went in near class, and the students in front of them didn't notice them much. During class, except for the five wolves in the dormitory who occasionally looked back, everyone didn't know that Li Xiaojian brought a peerless beauty to the classroom.

Sitting next to them was a game maniac, who was thinking about how to beat monsters in class, so he didn't care about them.

The first class was "Concrete Structure", with Xi Shi there, Li Xiaojian didn't listen to it at all. And Xi Shi didn't understand it at all, and she didn't know much about those words. It's just that when the teacher wrote the word "concrete" on the blackboard and pointed to the word "concrete", Xi Shi whispered to Li Xiaojian with some surprise: "Modern people are so powerful?" Can one word be used instead of three? ”

Li Xiaojian nodded and explained: "This is a term, sometimes a word can represent a paragraph." ”

"Huh?" Xi Shi scratched his head in confusion and said with a wry smile: "It seems that I still have to brush up on Chinese characters." ”

"I'll buy you a dictionary that afternoon." Li Xiaojian said in a low voice: "No, you can't understand modern Chinese characters, but where did you learn those trendy words?" ”

Xi Shi smiled shyly: "In the underworld." ”

"Oh." Li Xiaojian understood, Xi Shi mixed well in the underworld. It is estimated that those otaku would have committed suicide if they knew that they could see Xi Shi in the underworld, but now it seems that it is better to be alive.

The second class is English, which is Li Xiaojian's favorite class, although he can't understand a sentence, but the lecture is a beautiful teacher. Of course, from today on, he began to hate English class, and with Xi Shi, the goddess English teacher, he has become a declining mother.

Xi Shi listened very carefully in this class, and she didn't have time to pay attention to Li Xiaojian until the end of class.

"Do you know English?" Li Xiaojian asked curiously.

Xi Shi nodded and said with a smile: "There are many people in the underworld who talk about this, but they don't speak as well as this teacher." ”

"Oh?" Li Xiaojian understood, it turned out that Xi Shi not only mixed well with Chinese in the prefecture, but also mixed well with foreigners. He suddenly discovered that Xi Shi's return to the world was not to find a true love at all, but to study high technology!

After class, Xi Shi wanted to go to the convenience, and Li Xiaojian told her how to distinguish between men's and women's toilets. Xi Shi came out about half an hour after entering, and when he saw Li Xiaojian, he exclaimed in surprise: "Wow, it turns out that the toilet is so clean, New World, I love you to death." ”

"You can't be looking at the toilet for half an hour, are you?" Li Xiaojian suddenly thought of a very embarrassing question, and couldn't help but ask after holding it for a long time: "Sister Xi Shi, how do you go to the toilet in the underworld?" ”

"You're so stupid, people are just souls after death, what kind of toilet do you go to." Xi Shi rolled his eyes helplessly.

"You! Count you ruthless. Li Xiaojian was speechless again.

Out of school, Xi Shi asked with a green face: "Xiaojian, has your school been fighting recently?" ”

Li Xiaojian frowned: "How can you see it?" ”

Xi Shi sighed: "If you don't fight, why are there so many women and men on campus?" ”

Li Xiaojian thought about it, and had no choice but to say, "You are still very subtle. ”

"Hey, I'm scared of the war, so many people die every day...... said Shih Tzu, as if immersed in a world of pain.

"Natural selection, this is normal, you are not an imperial concubine now, so you don't have to worry about it." Li Xiaojian comforted.

"What about a real war? Which country and which country? Who can win? Xi Shi suddenly raised an eyebrow and asked.

Li Xiaojian glanced at his phone, scratched his head and said with a wry smile: "Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Sun Quan are engaged in the Three Kingdoms Killing." ”

"Who can win?" Shih Tzu cared.

"Me." Li Xiaojian was really speechless, thinking, why does anyone want to win, you still want to be the imperial concubine?

"Cut, just like you? You can't beat me. Xi Shi said disdainfully.

The two returned to the courtyard as they spoke, and as soon as Xi Shi entered the courtyard, he shouted loudly: "Sister Feng, now I will return my husband to you." ”

"Dizzy." Li Xiaojian suddenly felt that if he played Three Kingdoms, Xi Shi should win.

"Xiao Jian, what did you gain by taking our Shih Tzu beauties out this time?" Listening to Sister Feng's tone, there was a bit of vinegar.

Li Xiaojian looked at the pimples on Sister Feng's face, and after thinking about it, he said proudly: "The harvest is average, from this moment on, I suddenly understand, why did the emperor abandon the three palaces and six courtyards and love a concubine alone?" Understand why heroes are willing to bend their waists for the sake of beauty. ”

"Really? Then let me ask you a question. Sister Feng gritted her teeth and said, "Do you think I was beautiful that night, or was Xi Shi beautiful?" ”

When Li Xiaojian heard Sister Feng's question, he immediately jumped out of half a meter, raised his hands and said, "Sister Feng, I was joking just now." ”

"But I'm serious, hurry up and answer my question." Sister Feng took a step forward and asked.

"Sister Feng, I'm hungry." Li Xiaojian hurriedly covered his stomach and said.

"I'll eat when I'm done." Sister Feng said with a glare.

Li Xiaojian was forced into a corner, frowned and asked, "Do you have to say it?" ”

"Yes, I want to know the answer today." Sister Feng's phoenix claw was already pressed on Li Xiaojian's shoulder.

Forced to be helpless, Li Xiaojian had no choice but to answer: "Can I not tell the truth?" ”

"What do you think?" Sister Feng clenched her fists and hummed.

"Alright then, I'll confess, I drank too much that night." Li Xiaojian was so frightened that he was about to sit on the ground. Xi Shi is recognized as one of the four beauties, and Sister Feng was indeed very charming that night, but Li Xiaojian couldn't remember it clearly. He now says that it is not appropriate for anyone to be pretty, because two women can kill him in an instant.

Later, Xi Shi couldn't see it anymore, so he came over and asked, "Do you want me to avoid it?" ”