Regarding the question of who is more beautiful, Li Xiaojian did not answer in the end, anyway, they were all dead, and he simply stopped talking. Later, Sister Feng didn't ask, she was the woman that the Jade Emperor took a fancy to, and Xi Shi was a beauty recognized by the common people, and there was nothing to compare. Of course, this is her self-comfort, and it is not easy for her to say whether the Jade Emperor has taken a fancy to her or not.

After lunch, the three of them reached an impasse again.

"I think it's good to take a taxi, it......'s so hot," Li Xiaojian expressed his opinion, he felt that taking Xi Shi on the bus was a bit too conspicuous, and taking Sister Feng on the bus was even more eye-catching.

Sister Feng disagreed, raised her hands and resolutely opposed: "Let's take the bus, the first to save money, and the second bus to take the special line is not afraid of traffic jams." ”

"But how many people? Crowded. Li Xiaojian objected.

"That's not good, I think it's better to take the bus." Sister Feng was stubborn.

In the end, the two had no choice but to set their sights on Xi Shi, and the beauty decided the itinerary tool.

"Is there any difference between taking a taxi and taking a bus?" ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at Sister Feng and said, "The taxi is not crowded with the three of us, and there are a lot of people on the bus." ”

Xi Shi closed his eyes and thought for a moment, then said, "Let's take the bus, I like to be lively." ”

"But?" Li Xiaojian is still a little reluctant.

"But what, let's go." Sister Feng dragged Li Xiaojian towards the bus stop sign.

There are two buses at the bus stop, No. 10 and No. 62, and when the three of them just walked to the bottom of the stop sign, they were catching up with No. 62. Xi Shi saw several people around him get into the car, and immediately rushed to the car, Li Xiaojian didn't stop her, but Xi Shi ran into the car.

"Hey, it's not that car." Sister Feng immediately shouted.

Because there were so many people on the bus, Xi Shi couldn't get out at all. Li Xiaojian had no choice but to catch up with the car. However, when Li Xiaojian invested two yuan coins and looked for Xi Shi in the car, he found that Xi Shi had already stood with Sister Feng. There was no way, Li Xiaojian had no choice but to let the master stop and walk towards the two with a sad face.

"How did you get down?" Li Xiaojian asked in surprise.

Shih Tzu stuck out his tongue, pointed to the window and said, "Jump out of there." ”

Li Xiaojian has a black circle.

Next, the three of them stood under the bus sign for half an hour under the scorching sun before waiting for the No. 10 bus to the city. At this time, Li Xiaojian suddenly understood that the reason why Sister Feng insisted on taking the bus was completely out of jealousy, and she wanted to tan Xi Shi, so that the two of them would coordinate.

When he first got on the bus, Xi Shi was extremely nervous and even a little scared. The bus completely subverted her cognition, and she was always muttering along the way: "Xiaofeng, why are we running into the belly of the horse." ”

Li Xiaojian and Sister Feng couldn't explain this distorted but true question, so they simply remained silent along the way. It is undeniable that from this moment on, Li Xiaojian has become a celebrity on the bus. Zuo Xi Shi, right Sister Feng, almost caught the attention of the whole car. Even seventy-year-old aunts and teenage children will stare at Xi Shi and look at Sister Feng, maybe the two sisters around Li Xiaojian have subverted their perception of beauty.

After getting out of the car, Sister Feng looked at the two buildings and asked, "Go to Ginza or RT-Mart?" ”

"RT-Mart, I support domestic production." Li Xiaojian gritted his teeth and said.

When the three of them came to RT-Mart, Xi Shi grabbed Sister Feng's arm, looked at the behemoth in front of him, and asked worriedly, "Xiaofeng, can we still come out after we go in?" ”

"Don't worry, this monster only eats money, not people." Li Xiaojian had to admire Xi Shi's imagination.

There will always be a lot of people in the big shopping mall in the city center, and Sister Feng directly dragged Xi Shi up the stairs to the clothing area on the third floor. Walking to the front of the house, Sister Feng asked Li Xiaojian to wait outside, and then she took Xi Shi in.

Li Xiaojian looked up in amazement, it turned out that this was a ** store, so he had to squat at the door and wait for the two of them to come out. Li Xiaojian's location is very unique, through the gap in the elevator, I just saw a row of Du V Les on the supermarket shelves on the second floor.

"Xi Shi is a person who has been slept, and I don't wear that one to ruin the national cultural relics, right?" Li Xiaojian couldn't help but ** in his heart, "No, no, the key is Sister Feng, any little spell may make me develop**." ”

While he was thinking wildly, a lewd man with glasses suddenly appeared in front of the row of shelves, and this person looked a bit like the male protagonist of Diao. He stood there staring at Durex as he wandered left and right, moving around non-stop.

Is this man a thief? I wouldn't steal it. Li Xiaojian thought in his heart, his eyes staring at the man.

After looking at it for a long time, the lewd man squatted down and picked up a box of toothpaste from the side, then paced back and forth more than a dozen times, and put the toothpaste back again. Then he stroked the frame of his glasses and looked around.

This kid is sick! Li Xiaojian directly defined him.

When the lewd man turned back again, he gritted his teeth and grabbed the green box. As soon as his hand touched the green box, a large fat hand like a bear's paw suddenly appeared, and that hand quickly grabbed another box of Durex and threw it into the shopping basket.

Then, the fat hand slapped the lewd man's head, and scolded angrily in that extremely magnetic voice: "You, you bought this thing for the old lady for half an hour." ”

Next, what made Li Xiaojian squirt blood even more was that the lewd man actually said to the woman next to him who weighed more than 150 pounds after looking forward: "Wife, I'm afraid of being discovered, who knows that you like orange flavor." ”

"Haha, that's too funny." Li Xiaojian couldn't help laughing.

Unexpectedly, his laughter was heard by the fat woman, who yelled towards the top of the stairs: "That kid upstairs, you have the ability to wait for the old lady." ”

"I don't run, you buy oranges and smash me." Li Xiaojian laughed wildly.

At this moment, the female clerk of the ** store came over and asked softly, "Are you Mr. Li Xiaojian?" ”

"Yes, you're looking for me?" Li Xiaojian wondered.

"Someone inside you asked you to go to the third fitting room, and she said it was your wife." The female clerk said.

"My wife?" Li Xiaojian thought of Sister Feng all of a sudden, and hurriedly explained to the female clerk: "I'm a student, and I'm not married yet." ”

"Oh, sorry, it's your girlfriend." The female clerk said apologetically.

"Which one exactly?" Li Xiaojian asked in surprise.

The female clerk frowned, glanced at him disdainfully, and pouted, "How many girlfriends do you have?" ”

"No matter." Li Xiaojian rushed in directly according to the instructions of the female clerk and found the third fitting room. As soon as he reached the door, a thin white hand pulled him in.

The scene in front of him made Li Xiaojian's whole body tense and spurted blood. I saw that Xi Shi was holding a pink breast with peach petals, which was put on the outside of the skirt, and it was worn backwards. Maybe she buttoned it up first and then put it in, but it ended up stuck in her chest, she couldn't go up, she couldn't get down, and she couldn't untie it.

Xi Shi blushed and looked down at his chest, and said with an incomparably atmospheric attitude: "Xiao Jian, help quickly, what kind of broken thing is this, it's strangulation." ”

Li Xiaojian rubbed his chin, swallowed his saliva, and said, "Sister Feng didn't teach you?" ”

"She's gone to the bathroom." Shih Tzu complained.

"Oh, this thing, it should be used like this......" Li Xiaojian said and helped take off the breast cover on Xi Shi's chest, and then wanted to tease her skirt. Suddenly I felt that something was wrong, so I was stunned there.

"Teach me quickly." Xi Shi said anxiously.

Li Xiaojian waved his hand and said with a wry smile: "This is not convenient for me." ”

"Hey, you're quite reserved, and it's not like you haven't seen it." As she spoke, Xi Shi took off the suspender belt on her left shoulder, revealing her white and tender fragrant shoulders. She meant that she thought that she had already seen Li Xiaojian when she first came to the world, so she didn't care so much.

Li Xiaojian opened his mouth wide, and the harazi flowed down the tip of his tongue. Xi Shi began to take off the right suspender, Li Xiaojian's eyes were dull, his heart was beating violently, and seeing that the white dress was about to break away from Xi Shi's body, the door of the fitting room was suddenly pulled open.

"Ahh Sister Feng screamed and threw Li Xiaojian out directly. Then he scolded angrily: "Dead Xiaojian, how dare you? Let's look for death. ”

Sister Feng said that she was about to put down her black hand when she picked up her palm, but fortunately she was stopped by Xi Shi.

"Xiaofeng, I asked him to help." Shih Tzu hurriedly explained.

"That's not going to work either." Sister Feng didn't listen to the persuasion at all, she picked up her fist and hit Li Xiaojian, this time she didn't use mana, but the strength in her hand was not small, and it hurt Li Xiaojian to go around in circles.

In the end, the battle was quelled under the persuasion of the female clerk, but when the three of them left, the female clerk gave Li Xiaojian a thumbs up, and then said meaningfully: "Little brother, you are so good!" ”

Li Xiaojian didn't care about the female clerk's meaning, because his body was covered with bruises.

After leaving the ** store, the three of them went to the princess of the skirt, Sister Feng and Xi Shi picked two dresses respectively, and then Sister Feng took the two to the men's clothing area. It's just that when he passed by the Nike store, Shih Tzu suddenly stopped, staring at the clothes with his eyes shining.

"Do you like sportswear?" Sister Feng asked.

Xi Shi lowered his head and said with a red face: "General Fan wore such clothes when he taught me to practice martial arts. ”

"What? China had Nike a few years ago, and I'm going to the United Nations to sue them for patent infringement. Li Xiaojian roared angrily, which can be regarded as venting his dissatisfaction with Sister Feng just now.

"Come on, you don't know where the doors of the United Nations are opening." Sister Feng struck.

There is no way, since Xi Shi has fallen in love with Nike, Li Xiaojian has no choice but to break the bank. When the clerk handed the clothes to Xi Shi, Li Xiaojian couldn't help but ask, "Sister, you still can't let go of Fan Li?" ”

Who knew that Xi Shi replied with a relaxed face: "I put it down last night, I already have someone I like." ”

"Who?" Li Xiaojian and Sister Feng exclaimed together.

"Stephen Chow." Xi Shi said with a serious face.

"I said sister, Master Xing is now in his fifties, so you can save it." Li Xiaojian said helplessly.

"What is that, wasn't King Wu that age back then." Xi Shi's face suddenly had a sadness.

Li Xiaojian shook his head and asked uncertainly, "Then did you really let go of Fan Li?" ”

"He abandoned me back then...... Xi Shi seemed to think of something, his face fell, and he hummed: "Don't mention him to me in the future, do you hear?" ”