"Sister Feng, look, he's moved." Li Xiaojian pointed to the floating corpse in the glass jar and shouted, he was now extremely scared, his hands trembled, and he kept shaking the glass jar.

Sister Feng came over and slapped Li Xiaojian the back of the head, and scolded: "You are stupid, you are shaking like this, can he not move?" ”

Li Xiaojian was stunned, Sister Feng's slap made him smart, and a deep fear hit his whole body, and he had the urge to cry. The floating corpse in the glass tank was still shaking, as if it was trying to break free from the formalin liquid, maybe it would rush out of the water in the next second, and then drag Li Xiaojian into it in the next second.

Li Xiaojian's legs trembled, his heart beat to his throat, the muscles in his body were tense, he wanted to get out of here quickly, but he couldn't move his trembling legs.

Suddenly, quietly opposite the morgue, an eerie sound sounded. Immediately after, there was a crackling sound in the room, like a rat knocking over an oil bottle, but the noise became more and more intense.

"What the hell!" Li Xiaojian closed his eyes tightly and curled his legs together.

"Let's go, go over and have a look." Sister Feng insisted on pulling Li Xiaojian to the opposite room.

When she arrived at the door, Sister Feng skillfully opened the door and pressed the switch of the light with her backhand.

"Click!" The lights flashed, and Li Xiaojian saw a super amazing picture.

I saw a person with a full body **, standing in the middle of a group of small animals, and before he could tell whether the person was a man or a woman, Sister Feng smashed a fist on his eye socket and said sharply: "Don't look around." ”

Li Xiaojian's eyes were sour, and he barely opened them after a long time, and said angrily: "Why are you beating me?" I don't look at it, you ......"

"Unexpectedly...... Beat...... I. Li Xiaojian was stunned, and the whole person froze there.

Sister Feng had already dressed the man, and it was she who had just come and was wearing the colorful cheongsam. The same clothes, worn on this woman's body, have two different feelings. The woman in front of her is like a goddess that Li Xiaojian has dreamed of thousands of times, like a snow-white lotus, slim and elegant, exuding a charming charm.

The slender black hair is draped down to the well-balanced fragrant shoulders, which is soft and flowing. A pair of bright eyes flickered slightly, and the eyes were a little confused, but they were very clear, like twinkling stars, blinking and blinking. The delicate silhouette of the face is indescribable, but it will make people feel holy and worshipped.

Li Xiaojian searched for thousands of famous actresses in his mind, but felt that none of them were far from her. She stood there, her demeanor fluttering, like a god in the sky, exuding a pure and noble temperament, with the beauty of the country and the city, but people did not dare to approach, did not dare to blaspheme.

Li Xiaojian suddenly understood the meaning of the beauty of "sinking fish" at this moment.

"Xiaofeng, who is this person?" Xi Shi looked at Li Xiaojian, who was in a daze, and asked softly. Her voice was beautiful, like a fluffy marshmallow, soft and fluffy, fragrant and sweet.

Sister Feng twisted Li Xiaojian's arm hard, and said with a dry smile: "Sister Xi Shi is good, he is my husband." ”

"Oh, don't be stunned, introduce yourself." Xi Shi said to Li Xiaojian. Although Li Xiaojian's expression is stupid and lustful enough, what kind of man has he never seen in Xi Shi?

"Just call me Xiaojian, but let me state first, my real name is not the master of the grass." Li Xiaojian swallowed and said.

"Oh, got it." Xi Shi responded indifferently, his eyes only stayed on Li Xiaojian for less than three seconds before he walked towards Sister Feng, sighing as he walked: "It's still the air in the world." ”

"Sister Xi Shi, why did you come from here?" Sister Feng asked, pointing to the taxidermy at her feet.

This room is opposite the morgue and is a taxidermy for animals, and of course, there are live animals inside. was troubled by Xi Shi just now, and many frogs, rabbits, and mice on the ground ran out. And at this moment, a thief-headed rat is burrowing from the cage to the soles of Xi Shi's feet.

As soon as Li Xiaojian wanted to beat away the rats on the soles of Xi Shi's feet, Xi Shi took Sister Feng's arm and walked outside, complaining as he went: "It's not that there are too many human reincarnations in the underworld, I'm afraid that I will come from the animal world first by mistake, anyway, they are all crossing." ”

"Look at what you said, the rat didn't bite you......" Li Xiaojian said, reaching out and putting his hand on Xi Shi's shoulder.

The hand was still in the air, and Sister Feng had already grabbed her wrist, and her long nails had sunk directly into the flesh, Sister Feng gritted her teeth and reminded: "Sister Xi Shi is fine, you don't have to worry about it." ”

"Hospitality is a virtue, I really don't know how you mixed it up in your first three lives." Li Xiaojian shook off Sister Feng and ran to Xi Shi's side. Since Sister Feng wanted to turn off the lights and lock the door, she staggered a little distance from them. However, before Li Xiaojian could carry out the pickling plan, Sister Feng had already caught up and dragged Li Xiaojian behind the two.

Leaving the real yàn room, Li Xiaojian hated in his heart, you must know that Xi Shi came over without clothes, why did he have to take a few photos, right? Following behind the two, looking at the slender figures of the two, thinking about Xi Shi's white and tender face, Li Xiaojian scratched his heart with a hundred claws, and really wanted to rush over and hug Xi Shi's willow waist from behind, and then ......

It was already eleven o'clock in the evening, and the campus was very quiet, and Xi Shi watched around like a child, and when she walked under the street lamp, the whole person froze there.

"Hey, we used to have oil lamps facing upwards at that time, so we could light them downward." Xi Shi looked at the street lamp and said a little confused. It is estimated that at that time, only a nobleman like her could light an oil lamp.

"Of course, now the lights are all LED, and they can be lit without oil." Li Xiaojian was busy talking in the back.

"It's really changed so much, can a house be built so high, can you pick up stars when you stand on it?" Xi Shi looked at the dormitory building again and said innocently.

"What's that, SH has 101 floors." Li Xiaojian replied immediately.

"Wow, wouldn't that touch the moon?" Xi Shi said very longingly.

"It's far away, you have to be a god seven to go to the moon." Li Xiaojian said.

"What is the Divine Seven?" Shih Tzu said curiously.

"Don't listen to him, that's a scientific development." Sister Feng interjected.

"Oh, looks like I'm going to have to do some research." Shih Tzu said.

Dizzy, it seems that Xi Shi was still a famous scientific researcher in ancient times. Although Xi Shi seems a little naïve, her noble temperament is incomparable to anyone, and her hands and feet reveal a royal atmosphere.

"Xiaofeng, what's that?" Xi Shi suddenly pointed to a Nissan Sylphy car in front of the dormitory building and asked.

"That's?" Sister Feng hesitated for a moment, maybe she didn't know how to introduce it, so she glanced at Li Xiaojian and said, "That thing is called a car." ”

"It's the equivalent of your horse back then, but it's much faster than a horse." Li Xiaojian hurriedly explained.

"Oh. You're talking about carriages, but they're not as pretty as carriages. Xi Shi muttered as if he didn't understand.

"But it runs fast." Li Xiaojian said.

While talking, the three of them arrived at the school gate, and at this time the students were resting, and the doorman closed the door after half past ten, and there was chaos near the school, especially a campus full of flowers like Concord.

The light was lit in the guard's room, Li Xiaojian tiptoed over, knocked on the window apologetically, and begged, "Big brother, can you please open the door?" ”

"Xiaofeng, what is that? The people in there are so small. Suddenly, Shih Tzu pointed to the TV in the guard room and asked curiously. At this time, Stephen Chow's "Kung Fu" was being broadcast on the TV screen.

"That's TV." Sister Feng replied helplessly.

"Two big brothers, can you open the door?" Li Xiaojian saw the doorman staring intently at the TV screen, knocked on the window again and said.

This time the two heard it, and the doorman, who looked to be in his fifties, glared at them, opened the window and said angrily: "What time do you go out, the school rules, you are not allowed to go out of the school after half past ten." ”

"Big brother, I have something urgent, can I do it conveniently? I'll buy you two boxes of cigarettes tomorrow and send them to you. Li Xiaojian hurriedly curryed favor.

"What's the urgency at this late hour?" As soon as he heard that he was buying cigarettes, the doorman's face immediately softened.

Li Xiaojian hurriedly leaned forward, leaned close to the window and whispered, "Open the room." ”

"Pure nonsense, can you take two girls with you when you open a house?" The doorman in his forties next to him immediately questioned when he heard this.

"This ...... Isn't our school rich in resources? Li Xiaojian said with a wicked smile on his face.

"Stay safe." The older doorman handed over a notebook, pointed to the pen on the table, and said, "Tell them to register too." ”

Li Xiaojian picked up a pen and wrote a few names on the notebook, handed it to him and said, "I signed it for them, one class." ”

"Hey, you young people don't like to be a toss-up." The older doorman muttered as he pressed a button.

A small door next to the gate opened, and Li Xiaojian and the three of them walked out quickly. When the iron gate closed again, Xi Shi muttered a little unhappily: "Now the gatekeeper is really ignorant." ”

Li Xiaojian and Sister Feng looked at each other and smiled, feeling that the ** family still regarded themselves as imperial concubines. There were no street lights on the road to the courtyard, Li Xiaojian had to take out his mobile phone to barely illuminate it, of course, for the night road, Xi Shi and Sister Feng didn't care, only he felt that it was dark in front of him.

Looking at the mobile phone, Xi Shi's curiosity rose again, and this time with a super strong ZJ flavor asked, "Xiaofeng, what is this?" ”

"This is a mobile phone, you can make a call by pressing this button, which is convenient." Li Xiaojian hurriedly explained: "Just ask me in the future, Sister Feng doesn't understand much." ”

"Who said I don't understand, you're looking for a fight, right?" Sister Feng said, raising her explosive fist.

Xi Shi leaned close to Li Xiaojian's ear and asked in a low voice, "Xiaojian, what is TV?" Why are the people in it so small? She still remembers Stephen Chow, and she is probably not satisfied with Sister Feng's answer.

"That's a ...... Let's go back and tell you, we have it too. Li Xiaojian suddenly found that his vocabulary in the face of Xi Shi was really insufficient. I thought that I would be able to communicate with Xi Shi after making up history, but I didn't expect to understand modern popular science.

"Okay." Xi Shi said a little lost.

"Didi, Didi."

Just as the three of them walked into the winding path leading to the courtyard, the sound of a car horn suddenly sounded behind them. When the three of them kindly got out of the way, a silver-gray bun suddenly crossed in front of them, and the blinding headlights hit the three of us.

Li Xiaojian rubbed his eyes, barely saw the front clearly, and when he saw a few people getting out of the car, his heart almost burst, his head buzzed, and he exclaimed, "Mom, I've met a robber." ”