After just four months of work, I got a suite, which my colleagues were envious. Especially the people on the same shift, they were all drooling, and they all wanted to blackmail me. Seeing that there was no escape, I had to agree to have a night tea. As the saying goes, eat other people's soft mouths. However, instead of thanking me for being grateful and thanking me, my colleagues attacked me one after another. I was subjected to round after round of interrogation like a suspect in the dock.

Mei Fenghuang was the first to complain, saying that I was too indifferent to her, and usually didn't say a word except that my voice could be heard in the work arrangement. In fact, when I first arrived, I felt that it was better to say less, and to say more would be lost.

I didn't dare to say it explicitly, so I had to say nonsense: "I'm sorry, Mei Phoenix, I'm a person of few words, I have a stupid mouth, I don't know how to communicate with people, and I hope my sister will train my little brother more in the future." ”

Mei Fenghuang happily agreed, and said, "Okay, but don't bother your sister." ”

I said, "No, no."

Little Dimple entered the Golden Bowl Company before graduating from high school, Fang Ling is eighteen, she looks very sweet, and she is a lively and lovely little girl. She is the girl who understands me the most, and she will definitely give me a good review. Unexpectedly, I was wrong.

"Ahem." Little Dimple coughed dryly twice, cleared his throat, and said, "Brother Tofu, do you look down on me because I am uneducated?" At the welcome party, when I sent you flowers, it seemed that you were not very happy to accept them. ”

I was dizzy, and the sesame mung bean incident four months ago also shook out and said, at that time I was fascinated by her beauty, and I was in a daze. Of course, this reason must never be honestly stated. Otherwise, my image among my colleagues will be completely ruined. My name was already misleading to them and made a bad first impression on them.

I smiled and replied, "Why, I was flattered that no one had ever sent me flowers, so I hesitated." ”

Little Dimple was very excited and apologized to me: "I'm sorry, Brother Tofu, it's your fault." I'll treat you to a night tea another day, as compensation. ”

When everyone heard her words, they sighed at her in unison, but she fought back with grimaces one by one. Deng Qiong is the same age as me, but we don't have a common language with me. Her face is very white, and her facial features are in place. The fly in the ointment is that she has a small black mole on her upper lip, and I don't know which mouse is so bold that it actually runs to her small mouth to spread wild.

Deng Qiong has an eccentric temperament and is a bit annoying. That's why everyone calls her rat poop behind their backs. She also had a prejudice against me, saying that I never looked at her squarely. Whatever I said, I was too shy to look up when I saw a beautiful girl. Actually, I was worried that I would see the mouse feces on her face and not be able to eat.

Huang Zhong is two years older than me, but he is two feet taller than me, two meters tall. I stood beside him and had to look up to see his face. He has well-developed limbs, but he is not simple-minded and a little clever. He also had a problem with me, saying that he and I were the only two men left in the Radio Department, and that we should be like each other, but we rarely interacted.

I laughed, what to exchange, pickle girl experience? I'm a fledgling, and I really should learn two tricks from the masters, so as not to run into walls everywhere and make my nose and eyes swollen like now, so as not to be embarrassed. So he smiled and said, "Haha, I'm worried that I won't be able to climb high." Since you don't dislike it, please give more advice in the future. ”

Among the five colleagues, four were offended in a daze, sin, sin. I always thought that my colleagues had rave reviews of me, but I didn't expect them to rate me so badly. trivial things were actually put in their hearts and lingered. It seems that my colleagues care a lot about what I think of them, and that's not all bad, at least it shows my status in their hearts.

The fifth to appear is a noblewoman. Because her husband had an urgent task temporarily, she came back last night, so she was just in time for night tea. For Tian Jingjing's sake, she shouldn't slander me, and at least have a pertinent evaluation of me. I have high hopes for her, hoping that she will be able to turn the tide and restore my distorted image.

Who knows, she smiled happily and said, "They have finished what I want to say, and I am speechless." ”

Dizzy, she has a big opinion of me, full of complaints, and it turns out to be the sum of the four of them.

The night tea became a criticism meeting, and I spent money to buy a criticism party, which was very uncomfortable. However, I also learned from this that if you want to make a difference, you can't ignore everyone around you, that is, you must be both far-sighted and down-to-earth.

Before I knew it, it was 11 o'clock, and the others went first, and I went to the bar to pay. After calculating for a while, the waiter handed me the order and said, "Two hundred and fourteen yuan, two hundred and one rounded." ”

I was about to dig into my pockets when a voice came from behind me: "Slow, let's continue to sit." ”

When I looked back, it was a noblewoman. I looked suspicious and said, "Hey, cousin, you don't think I have enough blood, do you?" I don't dare to accompany you. ”

In the past, in order to get closer to Tian Jingjing, I actually learned that Tian Jingjing also called the noble lady my cousin, but now it is difficult for me to change my words for a while.

"Don't worry, I have a small appetite and can't spend you a few dollars, I mainly want to talk to you, let's go!" The lady said, whether I liked it or not, and walked straight to the table where everyone had been sitting.

I had no choice but to follow. The lady took the pen and www.biquge.info the cookbook, and ordered more than a dozen snacks very skillfully. I was heartbroken and asked, "Lady, are you determined to bankrupt me?" ”

"Don't say it so shabbyly, two hundred dollars will make you bankrupt? A dignified manly man, why are you so stingy? ”

"My monthly income is very low, and you don't know that."

"What about the bonus, didn't it just be handed out yesterday?"

The benefits of the Golden Bowl Company are very good, and there are often unexplained money sent to the hands. At first, I was so good that I asked what kind of money it was. As a result, he was reprimanded: "Why do you ask so much?" All you have to do is sign and get the money. ”

"I don't have a girlfriend yet, and I still have to save money to get a wife." I find all kinds of excuses, not because I'm stingy, but because I don't want to be alone with a married woman again. I've been very independent since I was a child, and I don't have a mother-love complex.

"I didn't expect you to be so attentive, and Tian Jingjing was so good to you. You kid doesn't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings, what point is she not worthy of you?! The noblewoman was furious.

I sneered and said, "Haha, thank you for her kindness, but I can't afford it." ”

"What do you mean by that?" The lady didn't give me a good look and was ready to have a big fight with me.

Good men don't fight with women, although I'm not a good man, but I don't want to quarrel with women, and men who argue with women are the most unproductive. However, I had to expose their scams, otherwise they would have thought I was a 3-year-old and wanted to continue to deceive me.

I'm not giving in: ?" What do you mean, I should have asked you. If it weren't for her mother and her friend's daughter, I would have been kept in the dark. ”

When the lady heard this, she burst out laughing, causing the diners around her to turn their heads to look at us. Laugh, I pursue a young woman as a beautiful and innocent girl, it's very stupid, it's a big joke!

"Sure enough, my cousin is right, you are as stupid as a piece of wood! Tofu, it's not that your cousin hurts you, you're really imbecile, at least you seem very naïve in love, and your emotional intelligence is particularly low. I really don't know how you got into a prestigious university, whether it's a parallel import, it's doubtful. When the lady spoke, she glared and gritted her teeth, hating that iron could not become steel.

I was refuted by her to the point of incompleteness, admitting defeat on the surface, but being very unconvinced in my heart.

I pretended to be a bastard, standing like a defeated rooster, drooping my head, and said, "I'm really stupid, I'm still thinking about Tian Jingjing on the train." It wasn't until I saw her husband in the hospital that I had to accept the reality that I was a complete failure! ”

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