The taste of being beaten is very uncomfortable, and the taste of having to endure after being slapped in the face is even more uncomfortable.

At the moment when Li Xiaojian was beaten, he rushed to the female priest with lightning speed, snatched the mobile phone in her hand with great force, pressed the hang-up button, and then said proudly: "Don't call, the phone is here." ”

"Give it back!" The female priest was so angry that her face flushed, and she gritted her teeth and said.

"Hey, you hit me, what are you blushing for?" Li Xiaojian muttered, looked at the mobile phone and dialed the number, and couldn't help but be surprised and afraid, Mom, this old lady actually called 110?

Thinking about it, Li Xiaojian clenched his mobile phone tightly and hummed: "You want to call the police? ”

The priestess said angrily: "Their actions have constituted a crime, and I want the police to punish them." ”

Li Xiaojian deliberately angrily said to her: "Call the police? Why didn't you tell Jesus to punish them? ”

When the priestess heard the name of Jesus, her eyes glowed blue, and she drew a cross with her hands on her chest, and said sincerely: "The Lord will condemn them." ”

"Then don't call the police, don't call the police if you have the ability!" Li Xiaojian said that he turned off the female priest's mobile phone, he checked the call record, and the police call only made 2 seconds, according to the usual police, the police should not answer, and the police are not electrically controlled.

Of course, there is no reason for any policeman to go crazy and then dial it back.

Li Xiaojian just wanted to return the mobile phone to the female priest, and then explain it to her, but at this moment, the battlefield has already divided the winner and loser.

No matter how fat a woman is, no matter how many people there are, she still looks a little vulnerable in the face of powerful martial arts.

Meng Guang was furious, her small eyes like jujube kernels widened, the bones on her body shook, and her two slender arms were like two hot wheels, opening their bows left and right, and throwing out more than a dozen female disciples in the blink of an eye, including the three female fat men.

The scene was very surprised and embarrassing, because Meng Guang was very angry, after she threw more than a dozen people out, she walked over and pulled off the shirts of more than a dozen people.

This time, no one dared to move, and the two male students covered their eyes, and the female disciples, including the three female fat men, covered their chests.

Meng Guang was about to rip off their pants, but was stopped by Ruan.

"Sister, forget it, it's not good-looking."

Seeing so many women who didn't wear tops at once, Li Xiaojian was a little dumbfounded, and the beauties in the courtyard had already baptized his admiring gaze, otherwise he wouldn't have had to spray nosebleeds in this scene.

Seeing that Meng Guang still had the urge to pick up his pants, more than a dozen female believers hurriedly got up from the ground, covered their chests and ran quickly outside the church.

Looking at the panicked faces passing by, Li Xiaojian felt very funny, but he couldn't laugh in the church. They are a bit miserable, so Li Xiaojian plans to help them.

Looking at the back of leaving the door of the church, Li Xiaojian shouted: "Hey, don't cover your chest, your stomach is still exposed, cover your face, and no one will recognize you." ”

The female disciples paused, as if they felt that what Li Xiaojian said made sense, and hurriedly let go of their hands to cover their faces. But when I cover my face at night, I feel that my chest is cold, and I am usually wrapped in a bra V cover, and it is very unnatural to loosen it. They didn't dare to come back and ask Meng Guang for it, so they had to cover their faces tightly and run to the girls' dormitory or home at the fastest speed in their lives.

"Haha, it's too funny, Sister Meng, why don't you strip them naked." Li Xiaojian couldn't help laughing.

Meng Guang didn't speak, he looked very angry, and Ruan helped collect the clothes, looking at them and seemed to feel very satisfied.

"The Lord will punish you." Seeing that the situation was not good, the priestess hurried outside.

Li Xiaojian quickly ran a few steps to catch up with her, and said, "Hey, if you don't want to die, forget about this tonight, otherwise the eldest sister inside will be angry and may tear down this church." ”

After speaking, Li Xiaojian removed the battery of the mobile phone and handed the mobile phone to the priestess.

The priestess grabbed the mobile phone and wanted to make a call, but found that there was no battery, and just wanted to ask Li Xiaojian for it, but found that Li Xiaojian threw the battery hard and threw it on the roof of the church.

"The Lord's toy gun is out of battery, so I'll lend you the battery for it." After speaking, Li Xiaojian walked towards the door of the church.

As soon as they arrived at the door, Meng Guang and Ruan came over with a large pile of tops and bras.

"Sister, what do you want these clothes for?" Li Xiaojian said in surprise, standing at the door and feeling a strong smell of perfume coming to his nose, it was still mixed.

"Of course it's for the brother who has no clothes to wear, how pitiful." Meng Guang said, walking towards the small park.

Meng Quang and Nguyen walked up to the statue of the 'Thinker', and then Meng Quang landed on the ground with his feet in the air and landed on the Thinker's shoulders.

Next, Meng Guang actually put the clothes that he plucked from those female disciples on the body of the 'thinker' naked V man. After finishing the clothes, Nguyen handed over the bra cover.

Meng Guang looked at the bra in a daze, and after thinking for a long time, he had to put the bra on the most unique place of the 'thinker', that is, the man's stick.

"You, you!" Li Xiaojian was really speechless with anger, Meng Guang tossed like this, the 'thinker' became a drying rack, or a woman's clothes, the most important thing is those colorful bras, which look nondescript and are pure spoofs.

Li Xiaojian ran over and wanted to take off those clothes, but he didn't know martial arts, and the 'thinker' was so tall that he couldn't get enough at all. He wanted to persuade Meng Guang, but was taken back to the dormitory building by two world-class genius sisters.

Li Xiaojian can conclude that tomorrow morning, the small park of SD University will definitely be an unprecedented farce!

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The next morning, every corner of the campus was awakened, and a layer of light was cast over the darkness. The world is bright, people's eyes are bright, the 'thinkers' of the little park are bright.

In the information age, the speed of information transmission is faster than that of a rocket, and the **enthusiast who wakes up in the morning sees it at first glance, and it is also the one with the highest click**-the 'thinker' in the small park of SD University in J City is perverted!

Li Xiaojian glanced at the photos that went viral on the Internet, no matter how he looked, the very masculine thinker became that obscene.

The Thinker's clothes were quickly removed by the security guards, but the near-mythical farce continued to go viral......

In the morning, everyone did not leave SD University, Xi Shi and others went to the training ground to rehearse, and the rest of the people got together to chat.

Of course, the topic of conversation was the 'thinkers' of the small park.

Li Xiaojian told the story of last night, and it wasn't until Sister Feng explained the matter clearly that Meng Guang and Ruan's faces turned red, and they surrounded Li Xiaojian with great embarrassment.

"Why don't you sue me!" Meng Guang twisted Li Xiaojian's ears with one hand, clenched into a fist with the other, and the bone knot squeaked.

"Did I do it on purpose? I've explained it many times, do you listen? Li Xiaojian said with an aggrieved face.

"Sophistry!" Meng Guang dragged Li Xiaojian to the corner, and then she and Ruan Shi were really like kicking a ball, giving Li Xiaojian a second time, and opening the scar that was about to heal yesterday again.

The most important thing is that after beating him all over blood, Ruan's treated him with secret medicine, and then looked at Li Xiaojian, who was curled up in the corner and said: "Well, yes, if Sister Meng wants to beat someone in the future, she can beat him casually, anyway, it can be cured." ”

Li Xiaojian looked at the two of them, wanting to cry without tears.

It can be seen that when a woman makes a mistake, the man should take the initiative to bear it, never explain, and don't blame, otherwise it must be the man who is hurt.

When Li Xiaojian got up from the corner with scars, a person suddenly walked in at the door, this person looked at Li Xiaojian's miserable appearance, and asked in fear: "Brother Jian, what's the matter?" ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at this person, and said with a sad cry: "It's okay, there are internal contradictions." ”

The person who came was Fat Liu, and he came over early in the morning at the behest of Tong Jinbiao, and invited Li Xiaojian and everyone to eat at noon.

The problem of food and clothing that Li Xiaojian was worried about yesterday didn't seem to be a big deal, but they agreed to the green-haired fighting god Gao Lili.

"Brother Jian, others don't dare to say, you and Xiao Yang have to go, otherwise I won't be able to explain to Boss Tong." Fat Liu said and looked at Li Xiaojian's injured body, and said aggrievedly: "Otherwise, I will be the same as you." ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at Yang Guifei, if she hadn't promised Gao Lili where there were so many things, after thinking for a while, Li Xiaojian said: "In this way, a few of us will go with you, and let Wang Xiaoqing take the people from the hip-hop dance troupe to Gao Lili's dinner." ”

"Brother Jian is still open-minded." As soon as he heard that someone was going, Fat Six hurriedly walked away.

Sister Feng nodded and said, "Yes, you can call Wang Xiaoqing." They are all hip-hop dancers, and it is convenient to communicate with each other when they eat. ”

Li Xiaojian took out his mobile phone and dialed Wang Xiaoqing's number, and Wang Xiaoqing readily agreed. It's just that Yang Guifei looked very lost, and said vigorously: "I still want to slaughter the green hair, but it's a pity, it's a pity." ”

Li Xiaojian shook his injured body and walked over, patted Yang Guifei on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, you can slaughter Old Man Tong well." ”

Yang Guifei Nunu said: "Okay, who asked him to force me to sing." ”