Chapter 422: Whip and slash under the crotch
Maybe it's because I've watched most of the blockbusters.
Qin Shou's wide clothes were untied extremely quickly, and in an instant, he had already untied his belt, and as soon as his hand was loosened again, his pants suddenly slipped down.
A pair of floral pants is immediately revealed.
"You...... You, you! Why are you taking your pants off?! β
Chen Qinqin's eyes widened suddenly, and after seeing it at a glance, he quickly turned around and looked at the door of the house, and at the same time spoke angrily.
"What am I doing?"
Qin Shou looked at Chen Qinqin's back in confusion: "Didn't you say that I should be whipped to test you?" β
"I'm asking you to spur me, but ......," Chen Qinqin began.
Before he finished speaking, he was already interrupted by Qin Shou: "Yes, you let me whip you, if I don't take off my pants, how can I whip you?" β
"Spur me on, do you need to take off your pants?" Chen Qinqin didn't understand it for a while.
"Don't let me take off my pants, are you going to just let me unzip it? If you just unzip it, you won't be able to unlock more poses! Qin Shou was also a little puzzled: This Chen pit pit, let me whip her, but she didn't let me take off her pants, is she shy?
"What the hell are you talking about? What to take off your pants, what to unzip, how can I not understand?! β
Chen Qinqin became more and more puzzled, why Qin Shou couldn't understand a word of what Qin Shou said now, could it be that he hadn't seen him for most of the day, this Qin Shou was nervous? As the saying goes, well, neuropathy, just see the world from a different perspective than ordinary people?
I really wanted to turn my head and carefully look at Qin Shou, who had become a nerve, however, thinking that Qin Shou had now taken off his pants, Chen Qinqin finally pressed it down.
"Chen Kengkeng, you still installed it, you asked me to whip you, don't pretend, come on!" Qin Shou's eyebrows raised.
"What the hell are you talking about, can you make it clear?" Chen Qinqin's expression sank, this Qin Shou has only been seen for most of the day, what the hell is going on?
"Damn, you, you, pretend to be confused, okay, I'll explain it to you!"
Qin Shou rolled his eyes, secretly only thinking that Chen Qinqin wanted to have some fun, after all, there seemed to be a lot of such plots in those Japanese blockbusters, the heroine knew it, but she just wanted to pretend to be B, and when she was pointed out, she was immediately enthusiastic.
"Say!" Not knowing Qin Shou's thoughts, Chen Qinqin spit out such a word.
"That'...... Let's talk about the whip in the whip test first! β
A narrow smile appeared on Qin Shou's face.
When these words fell, Qin Shou raised his eyes forward, intending to look at Chen Qinqin's face in his heart, however, Chen Qinqin was still turning his back to him now, and he couldn't see his face at all.
Shrugging his shoulders silently, Qin Shou continued: "In the animal kingdom, as long as it is a male animal, it is born with a whip ......"
"Huh?!" Chen Qinqin's expression moved.
Qin Shou's words continued: "I'll give you a few examples, for example, the whip of the tiger is the tiger. The whip, the whip of the ox, is the ox. whips, horses, mules, pigs...... Of course, the most important thing is that the whip of man ......"
"Qin Shou!"
After all, he didn't let Qin Shou continue, hearing this, Chen Qinqin finally understood the meaning of Qin Shou's previous words, and couldn't help Qin Shou to continue, he opened his mouth coldly, and the two words he spit out were almost the same as drinking.
"Hahahaha!"
didn't seem to feel the emotion contained in Chen Qinqin's words, but Qin Shou suddenly laughed a few times, and only said: "You can't pretend to be able to do it now, come on, my big whip is already hungry and thirsty, just waiting to slash you in the crotch." Down, hahahaha! β
Laughter continued.
Squeak! Squeak!
In the midst of laughter, there was a subtle sound of grinding teeth.
"Qin Shou, I said you were sick, right? I'm asking you to whip the martial arts path...... Phew, it's spurring me, I'll tell you the east, you give me the west? The sound of grinding teeth fell, and Chen Qinqin immediately spoke angrily.
Hearing this, an unusually good-looking look appeared on Qin Shou's face, and he immediately said, "Whip test on the path of cultivating martial arts?" What do you mean, let me practice martial arts at the same time? I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, your creativity and imagination are not weak, someone on the Internet has created the body odor of breaking friendship, and you want to create a martial arts position...... Wait, while practicing martial arts, what is that, it seems to be called double cultivation, I said that you are really, if you want to find me double cultivation, just say it, you are so tactful, I almost didn't understand! β
Words are shocking.
I really don't know how Qin Shou could think like this, could it be the sequelae of watching too many Japanese blockbusters at one time.
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Chen Qinqin was really a little speechless, she really couldn't figure out what was wrong with this Qin Shou.
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Qin Shou didn't pay attention to what Chen Qinqin was thinking, but instead opened his arms at this moment and said in an extremely rippling voice: "Come on, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower!" β
Chen Qinqin took a deep breath: "I'll repeat what I said before!" After a pause, regardless of whether Qin Shou listened to it or not, Chen Qinqin continued to speak, repeating his previous words word by word, word by word: "From tomorrow onwards, I hope you will spur me to practice martial arts!" β
After finishing speaking, Chen Qinqin did not stop, and walked directly towards the outside of the house.
Chen Qinqin was already next to the portal, and he had already opened the portal in an instant, and stepped out, and at this moment, Chen Qinqin spoke again: "Think about what I said, call me if you understand it!" β
The words fell, Chen Qinqin walked out completely, and at the same time, with a wave of his big hand, the door closed heavily.
"This Qin Shou...... How could I have had that kind of mind for him in the first place! β
Standing outside the door, Chen Qinqin shook his head, and then, he exhaled again: "Fortunately, fortunately, these things have made me break my thoughts!" Saying that, Chen Qinqin also reached out and patted his chest, it was really dangerous.
"Miss, why are you standing outside the door?"
He had just withdrawn his big hand that had slapped his chest, but a male servant came up in the aisle.
Follow the sound and look at it.
The male servant held his head high, as if he had deliberately made a gesture of might...... By the way, this person deliberately leaned down, and at a glance, it looked like a sock was stuffed in that place.
Looking closely, the male servant's expression at Chen Qinqin seemed to be a little exciting.
"Something?"
Chen Qinqin frowned, and said secretly: Why is it that not only Qin Shou is wrong tonight, but even his own servants are not the same as usual, awkward, very abnormal!
"I'm idle, nothing to do!"
The male servant spoke, and at the same time, twisted his body, as if deliberately trying to stretch out some muscles.
"Don't bother me if it's okay, itchy, just take a shower, if you don't do a good job of personal hygiene, leave as soon as possible, my family will not hire people who don't pay attention to personal hygiene!" Chen Qinqin glanced at it, only wondering if there were fleas on this person, and took a step back as he spoke.
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The male servant's expression froze.
"Alright, don't stand here, let's go!" Chen Qinqin's words followed.
"Yes!"
The flesh on his face jumped twice, and he secretly said how could this be, but the male maid still didn't want to lose his job and left quickly.
"Could it be that these servants in our family are so lazy that they don't even want to do a good job of personal hygiene?"
Looking at the back of the male servant, Chen Qinqin frowned.
Just as she was thinking about it, the door she had closed suddenly opened.
"Miss, are you sure you won't let me whip you?" Qin Shou appeared next to the portal, using what he thought was a lure. Said in a confused tone.
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Chen Qinqin turned his head with a cold face and looked at Qin Shou coldly.
Qin Shou shrugged indifferently: "Look at you like this, forget it, let's talk about something sober and refined...... Well, how much are you going to give me?! β