Chapter 11: Fainting
"You're cousins?!"
My fingers dangled between the noble lady and Tian Jingjing.
"Her dad is my mom's own brother, do you think we're cousins? If it weren't for this relationship, my husband and I wouldn't have gone to great lengths to help Tian Jingjing enter the Golden Bowl Company! If she weren't my cousin, I wouldn't have betrayed her lust tonight! ”
The lady glared at Tian Jingjing, looking full of grievances. Hmph, forget it, lady! If you and Tian Jingjing are not cousins, I'm afraid I've been eaten by your fox * spirit tonight.
"Hey, cousin, you just have to answer yes or no, why so much nonsense? And betrayed me by the way! ”
Tian Jingjing pursed her lips and expressed her dissatisfaction with the noblewoman's words and deeds.
Seeing Tian Jingjing, I felt like I had grasped a life-saving straw, and my tense nerves suddenly relaxed. What excites me even more is that Tian Jingjing entered the Golden Bowl Company not because of her excellent appearance, but because of her cousin's power. Tian Jingjing is still a pure and beautiful girl in my mind. Looking at her pursed little mouth, I felt that she was getting more and more cute.
"Oh, I see, you two teamed up to lie to me! Hehe! Say, what is the conspiracy? I don't have money for tofu, but there is a cheap life. ”
I pointed at Tian Jingjing and the noble lady, pretending to be angry.
How I wish I could say quietly, "I only rob * sex and not money". Then, I can take the opportunity to give her away. Hehe. However, Tian Jingjing is not a noblewoman after all.
"What's the point of bothering you with your life? It's so easy! ”
Tian Jingjing smiled quietly and flipped his little palm up and down, and threw a look at the noblewoman.
"Xiao Chi, look at the old friend noodles you ate just now."
The lady pointed to the coffee table and smiled mysteriously.
Ah——!h
On the coffee table, a bowl of old friend noodles did not move at all, and the other paper bowl, which was already empty, its inner walls all turned black! And the paper bowl was still white and flawless just now.
"It's over, I can't imagine that my dignified man is actually calculated by a powerless little woman! I'm so smart, and I'm confused. ”
I let out a long sigh, a wave of dizziness, and staggered backwards. said that it was too late, when it was fast, Tian Jingjing rushed up with an arrow step and held me up. It's been more than 20 years, and I haven't been happy once, so I went to see King Yama like this, I am not reconciled, and I have to be a ghost again! As soon as I closed my eyes, I fell into her arms,
"Hey, cousin, he's fainted, how is it good?!"
Tian Jingjing saw me fall and panicked.
I smelled a faint smell of milk, and my nose was probably not far from the milk source. Haha, tonight is really a blessing! I really wanted to open my mouth and bite into it.
"How did I know this kid couldn't help but be frightened?"
The lady was visibly panicked.
"Ouch, Koike, Tofu, wake up, don't scare me, okay?!"
Tian quietly hugged me, shaking and shouting. Listening to the voice, she almost cried.
Hmph, dare to play with me! You were the ones who scared me first, and now I scare you. I'm going to take the opportunity to eat a full meal of tofu! Hahaha. I laughed and was smug.
Di – Di ——!
Two teardrops fell on my face. Tears? Hmph, it's late! You can't wash away my tofu heart, and you can't get rid of my lustful face! Tian Jingjing was so anxious that she cried, so moved. Hee-hee.
"Quietly, carry him to the couch."
Tell me to sleep on the couch, damn lady, what is her idle idea? I just want to lie in Tian Jingjing's arms and not go anywhere! Tian Jingjing, you must not be like a lady! She's jealous of you!
"Oh."
Tian Jingjing, who had no brains, actually agreed in a daze. I wanted to protest and struggle, but as long as I moved, I couldn't even touch Tian Jingjing's little hand.
I lay flat and held my breath. A finger reached under my nostrils, wow, it smelled so good, I really wanted to open my mouth and bite it.
"Cousin, he- he's out of gas. Aha-"
Tian Jingjing cried quietly.
"Won't it?"
Another finger reached under my nose.
"Huh?!"
There was a slight smell of this finger. Take away your claws, lady!
"Cousin, what should I do? Huh-"
"I've heard that people who faint stop breathing for a while, and they have to take artificial respiration to get out of breath."
That's a cool statement! Thanksgiving, thank you for ....... Lady, you are the most empathetic young woman in the world! May you be young and beautiful, and happy for a lifetime.
As soon as the lady finished speaking, a pair of thin, moisturized, warm lips pressed tightly against my lips. I tasted a hint of sweetness, a hint of fragrance that refreshed my heart. Yay, I made it! I finally got Tian Jingjing's fragrant kiss! I smirked, the corners of my mouth grinning, fragrant. I want to open my arms and take the beauty into my arms. However, my intoxication lasted less than three seconds before the red lips left me.
No! No! No! Don't leave me, my beauty! Come back, come back! Cherry's little mouth! But it was useless to plead, and the longing red lips did not return.
"Cousin, I think he's hopeless. It's better to ...... him. ”
"Huh? Oh?—— oh——。 How to collect the body? ”
Ah, give up on saving me so soon? No conscience!
"I want to cut off his head and feed it to the dogs! Cousin, hasn't your wolfdog been without meat for days? ”
"Yes, it's just that this meat stinks too much, and dogs may not want to eat it."
"Cousin, just dismantle him, pull his tendons, make shoelaces, and pull them every day; Peel him and make a big drum, beat it every day, beat it every day, and knock it in the middle of winter! ”
……
These two guys are so cruel! There is no more viciousness than a woman's heart, and it is not false at all! A hand pressed to my chest, and although I held my breath, I could still smell the fragrance.
"It's too thin, the brisket doesn't have any oil and water, it's all ribs, and it's just burned on fire. This wolf's heart and lungs and a stomach full of bad water were thrown into the stinky ditch, leaving him stinking for 10,000 years. ”
The other hand pressed down on my abdomen again. Take your stinky hands away! Although the nose was far away from my abdomen, I could still feel that it was the clutches of a noblewoman.
"Cousin, bring boiling water, shave his hair first, and then divide the body."
Pressing the hand on my chest, he slowly slid towards my calf, rubbing and stroking twice on the bare part of my calf. Wow, I'm enjoying it!
"Pluck one and see!"
Suddenly, the little hand was deformed. I got a handful of foot hair. Didn't you say that only one was plucked? How did you grab a handful?!
"Yike——! No! ”
There was a sharp pain, and I was about to jump.
"Yay——? Why aren't you dead yet?! ”
Tian Jingjing leaned over very proudly, glared at me and asked.
"You're dead!"
I roared, and returned the color to Tian Jingjing. I walked over to the lady's handbag and reached inside.
"Hey, you want to grab money?!"
The noblewoman's mouth was smiling. She didn't mean to stop me.
"That's right! Grab the money! Not only do I want you to compensate me for my mental losses, but I also want to send you to a prison to raise mosquitoes! ”
When I was helping the lady get the shower gel just now, I found that she had a mobile phone in her bag. I took it out and made it look like I was going to call the police.
The lady smiled coldly: "I'll sue you for the phone number of the police station." ”
I won't call the police, a big man, bullied by two little women, will be laughed at by others. I'm going to get this phone reimbursed! To crash the owner of this phone! I held my heavy phone, shook it, and jerked it up, making a gesture like I was going to fall down.
This book was first published in Reading Books