Chapter 233: Martial Academy, Little Lori Breaks the Door Again
The woman was gone.
As she left, the woman slammed the portal in her hand shut, making a loud and clear sound.
It's violent. O woman of strength!
Qin Shou couldn't speak, but he also secretly sighed, and then stopped thinking about the woman...... Oh, no, it should be said that it is a beautiful imagination of women.
"Old monster, how did you recruit this disciple?"
Old man Yang glanced at the door of the room distressedly, and then glanced at Qin Shou before turning his head and saying to Gu Tianhe.
"You can't take a fancy to my apprentice, do you?"
Gu Tianhe pursed his lips: "If you like it, how about I give it to you?" β
"Hehe, I can't be blessed with such an apprentice, it's not too early, if your apprentice wants to officially start his life in the martial arts academy, he will have to wait until the afternoon at least."
Old man Yang hurriedly waved his hand, and then the conversation changed again: "Just let your apprentice be here, let's continue to go in and play chess!" β
"Okay, but you wait." Gu Tianhe's eyes rolled.
At the moment, he couldn't help but say, and walked straight to where Qin Shou was.
Damn, what do you mean by saying this to this old man, is I so bad?!
The words of the two entered his ears, and Qin Shou squeezed his eyebrows to express his dissatisfaction, but unfortunately, Gu Tianhe and this old man Yang did not have the ability to be called a woman.
simply, watching Gu Tianhe come step by step.
Qin Shou quickly abandoned his dissatisfaction.
He opened his mouth and shouted silently: Master, you are finally going to put me down!
It seems a bit complicated to describe it in words, but in fact, in an instant, Gu Tianhe has come to Qin Shou.
In Qin Shou's expectant gaze, Gu Tianhe stretched out his hands and slapped Qin Shou's hands and feet respectively.
Immediately after, in Qin Shou's gaze, which instantly became a little weird, Gu Tianhe turned around and left.
Twinkling.
Gu Tianhe had returned to the open portal of the cave again, standing with Old Man Yang.
What's the hair?!
It was only then that Qin Shou reacted and opened his mouth to shout silently.
Bang!
What responded to Qin Shou was a clear sound of the door closing.
At the same time, a faint voice was transmitted.
"I added a little force, this kid will definitely not be able to get down in a short time, don't worry about him bothering!" The voice belongs to Gu Tianhe.
Nima ...... Are you really my master?
Qin Shou wanted to cry without tears.
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Dangdangdang!
At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, three rings from the pendulum clock and three from outside the house rose at the same time.
Pooh!
In the loud sound of the bell, Qin Shou struggled to support himself on the wall, and in a light sound, Qin Shou's whole person finally jumped off the wall.
"Damn, I even printed a human form."
Landing safely, Qin Shou looked back for the first time.
In his eyes, where he was originally attached, there was an incomparably clear humanoid trace.
Click!
I didn't have time to talk and think about it.
The sound of the portal lock sounded, and the door to the inner chamber opened instantly.
Gu Tianhe and Old Man Yang came out together.
"Master, are you such a handsome apprentice to you?" The first time he saw Gu Tianhe, Qin Shou didn't want Bi Lian to yell out very much.
"Can you do without Bilian a little more?"
Gu Tianhe pouted: "Be honest with me, otherwise I will let you stay on the wall and come with us, we will take you to dinner, after eating, your cultivation in the martial arts academy will officially begin, let's go!" β
Martial Academy?
This place is called the Martial Academy, is it a place dedicated to cultivating martial arts, what cultivation methods here can make my strength increase in a short period of time?
Qin Shou's heart moved.
"Boy, let's go!" Just as he was thinking about it, Old Man Yang's voice appeared.
Qin Shou raised his eyes and saw that Gu Tianhe and Old Man Yang had already walked towards the outside of the house.
"Senior Master, slow down, tell me what kind of place this martial arts academy is."
Seeing this, Qin Shou hurriedly chased after him.
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Xinhai County, where Qin Shou's house is located.
In the room, little Lori suddenly slapped the keyboard and mouse in her hand.
"Depressed, lost again, what the hell!"
Looking at the big words of failure displayed on the computer screen, little Lori was indignant: "It's just a bunch of pigs, I've been carrying like this, and I'm still losing, speechless!" β
"Weiwei, don't be angry, it's just a game, you also come here to change the environment and rest, if you get angry, it's not good."
At this time, Su Rong, who was wearing casual clothes, slowly walked down from the second floor.
"Sister Rong, don't you see it, looking at this group of pig teammates, I can't wait to go up and tear them to pieces, it's so annoying!!"
Little Lori Yang Weiwei spoke indignantly.
"Relax, relax, you said they were a group of pigs, what are you screaming with the pigs, what do you want to eat tonight, I'll make it for you."
Su Rong walked down the stairs step by step, her eyes flashed, and she said again: "Weiwei, you have been here for so long, you have been staying at home, and you haven't gone out to breathe, so let's take a sketchpad tomorrow, how about we go to the suburbs to sketch?" β
"I want to eat the sweet and sour pork ribs you made, Sister Rong, I want to turn my grief into food."
Listening to Su Rong's words, little Lori Yang Weiwei's eyes lit up: "Sketching is good, my hobby is photography, when the time comes, Sister Rong, you sketch, I will take pictures!" β
"Okay, I'll go make lunch first."
Seeing that little Lori Yang Weiwei abandoned the unhappiness brought by the game, Su Rong nodded with a smile and walked to the kitchen.
Yang Weiwei's eyes rolled, and her eyes naturally fell on her laptop.
"A bunch of pig-like teammates who don't want to play games anymore...... Well, the author of the novel "The Strongest Demon Dragon in the City" has no discipline, and it hasn't been updated yet...... What do I do now? β
Looking at the computer, a smile suddenly appeared on Yang Weiwei's face.
nodded thoughtfully.
Yang Weiwei manipulated the mouse and clicked a few times on the computer, and the next moment, a video jumped out.
After thinking about it, Yang Weiwei paused the video and took out a headset to connect to the computer.
After the thief smiled again, Yang Weiwei played the video again.
Time passes.
It didn't take long for a rickety figure to appear on the computer screen. Looking at the past carefully, this figure was none other than the drunk Qin Shou.
"Look at it, I'll show you the long-lost peerless qigong!"
This video is an image that Qin Shou himself has never seen.
Well, Yang Weiwei, this little Lori has a dark belly and is cunning, and the video she showed to Qin Shou this morning was actually edited by her. Even, before showing the video to Qin Shou, Yang Weiwei was ready to be asked for the original video by Qin Shou.
At that time, the idea of the little Lori Yang Weiwei was: she tried her best to show her struggle and resistance, and then after struggling and resisting to no avail, she handed over the edited video, and Qin Shou didn't know her anyway.
Where did I expect that the accident happened suddenly, and the little Lori Yang Weiwei had just expressed the illusion of swearing to resist, and Qin Shou was taken away by Gu Tianhe.
"But before performing qigong, I want to explain to you the principle of qigong, the so-called qigong, in fact, is the breathing kung fu."
Qin Shou in the video, although his body is a little shaky, but his face is positive: "And the so-called spitting, spitting out the old and accepting the new, is just a process of exhaling and breathing, look at it." β
Whew!
After opening his mouth and inhaling, after five or six full breaths, Qin Shou's figure sank slightly.
Poof!
The next moment, only a soft sound was heard.
"Hmm!"
The video shook suddenly, and Xiao Lori obviously covered her mouth and said, "Qin Shou, your qigong makes you leak." β
"What kind of air leakage, this is the table of qigong cultivation to a certain extent, do you know how to practice star absorption**? Let me tell you, this is how to practice star-sucking**, and when qigong is practiced to the highest level, people's mouths can be the same as fart. Eye...... Well, it can be connected with the chrysanthemum to form a loop, so the exchange of air currents can form a huge attraction force, which is the prototype of star absorption. β
Qin Shou's body swayed, and he seemed to be unstable on his feet, but he said the crooked reasoning he had figured out vigorously.
"Connecting Chrysanthemums...... I'll go, Qin Shou, aren't you disgusting......"
Little Lori spoke.
At the same time, the video screen flowed and fell on Su Rong's face.
Su Rong's cheeks were flushed, but her eyes were straight, and her whole person seemed to be petrified, obviously shocked by Qin Shou's qigong's remarks...... Or, Su Rong was touched by Qin Shou's thoughts on qigong.
As the saying goes: brain-dead children have a lot of joy, and mentally ill people have a wide range of ideas.
Thinking about it carefully, Qin Shou usually seems to be quite happy, and his thinking doesn't seem to be on the track of normal people.
Could it be that Qin Shou is actually a mentally ill person with a brain-dead brain...... Anyway, he is already mentally ill, and now he is brain-dead, is Qin Shou a little tragic.
Gossip aside, in the video.
"What's evil and not disgusting, little Lori, do you want to learn my qigong, I sue sΓΉ a way to learn qigong quickly, you come to where my chrysanthemum is, and then I will perform qigong will naturally teach you most of my life's qigong."
Qin Shou said as he said with a smile on his face: "In other words, as long as you let me collapse you with my fart, you will be successful, hahahaha!" β
As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Shou himself had already burst out laughing.
It's cheap. People are so drunk that they can't remember anything, and they are so hateful!
Watching the video and listening to the wild laughter, little Lori Yang Weiwei secretly gritted her silver teeth, grinding the roots of her teeth fiercely, the roots of her teeth itched, and the urge to bite.
Forget it, fast forward to the next paragraph!
The thought flowed, and the little Lori Yang Weiwei reached out a little on the keyboard, and the video screen was suddenly taken off.
Bang!
However, at this time, a violent muffled sound suddenly appeared.
The sound was so loud that it penetrated the headphones directly.
Shocked, Yang Weiwei hurriedly looked up.
In his eyes, the portal, which had only been repaired for a short time, was kicked open again.
I haven't seen the person who kicked the door.
Su Rong, who was still busy in the kitchen a moment ago, had suddenly rushed out at this moment.
"It's you!" It wasn't until Su Rong rushed out that Yang Weiwei was the one who saw the destruction of the portal clearly, and she came out with two words at the first time.
"Sister Rong, don't make a move, this person came to the house with Qin Shou yesterday, and she destroyed the portal last time!"
reacted, Yang Weiwei hurriedly spoke.
"Oh!"
Su Rong stopped moving.