Jing Jing sent the three of them away like a plague god, and as soon as the door closed, she rushed upstairs like crazy and shouted at me, "Tofu! Fast! Open all the doors and windows for me! ”

Immediately, she rushed into her room and quickly pulled out a bottle of perfume.

I saw the similarity of the perfume bottle and said to Jingjing in surprise: "Jingjing, you are crazy!" Isn't this the bottle of French perfume you just snatched from your cousin the day before yesterday? How do you use it as a freshener? 10,000 dollars! ”

Jing Jing was not stingy, and said: "In order to get rid of bad luck, let alone 10,000, even if it is 1 million, I will not hesitate!" ”

The aunt opened her arms and stopped: "Slow, I'll clean up the food first." ”

Jing Jing frowned and said, "Mom, these dishes are all contaminated, just throw them out." ”

"What? Dump?!girl, when did you learn so wastefully? "The aunt, who is usually very thrifty, is very dissatisfied with Jingjing's big hands.

Quietly and bitterly enlightened her mother: "Mom, that Mr. Wang's mouth is full of stench, I am about to faint!" Although the people are gone, the smell is still gone, and the fish on the dinner table has long been stained with germs! ”

I also helped: "Auntie, eating a meal with germs in your stomach will be bad for your health." ”

When my aunt saw me say that, she hesitated. While my aunt was hesitating, I took a large plastic bag and poured the fish and meat on the table into it one by one. Auntie wanted to say something, but seeing that I had already poured out a few dishes, it was difficult to reach out to stop it, so I had to sigh and walk aside.

"Mom, do they come often?"

"How often? They come every day! Either this one will come today, or the one will come tomorrow, and I'm about to be tortured to death by them! ”

"The developer and the local government are in a nest of snakes and rats, colluding with each other to carry out legal robberies under the banner of the government! What is the principle of heaven? ”

I was also very atmospheric and joined in the conversation between mother and daughter.

"So far, no one has been willing to move out, and all the houses that have been demolished are state-owned enterprises. Ay. Auntie said with a sigh.

Jing Jing was ruthless: "I just don't go, look at what they do!" ”

"If you don't walk, you can't go, after all, your arms can't reach your thighs! Last week, the daughter-in-law of the third uncle at the end of the street, when she was sleeping at night, was bitten by something on the waist, and before dawn, she threw down her son who was not yet a month old and went, so pitiful. This Monday, Pork Li, who sells pork at the vegetable market, stepped on a cobra early in the morning and was bitten. Fortunately, the rescue was timely and a life was saved, but the doctor said that the leg may be crippled. The wounds of Pork Li and the third uncle and daughter-in-law are the same. For more than forty years, I have never heard of, let alone seen, a venomous snake on this street. ”

"It must be the developer! Lose your conscience! ”

"Also, at several intersections in and out of this street, some rotten glass and iron nails inexplicably appeared on the ground, and it was finally cleaned up. It reappeared the next morning, which was very strange. ”

"Didn't the neighborhood call 110 to report these things?"

I asked my aunt naively.

Before my aunt could answer, Jingjing was already looking at me and asked, "Cut!" Tofu, do you think 110 is very spiritual? ”

The aunt said with a smile: "I called the police every time, but I haven't seen a single policeman coming." When a poisonous snake bites, the police ask us, 'Can't you kill a snake with hundreds of people on a street?' ’。 The neighbor who called the police said, 'The poisonous snake has bitten someone to death'. How do you think the police answered? 'Call 120 for first aid?' We're not doctors. Or just hit the crematorium. 'Be vicious!

"There are broken glass and iron nails at the intersection, how will the police station deal with it? They replied, 'Cleaning up the garbage is the business of the sanitation station, how did you come to us?' Eh, I said uncle, please pick up the broom and sweep it clean, okay? ’。 Later, when someone called the police, they were ruthless: 'If you harass again, accuse you of false police, obstruct official business, and arrest you to feed mosquitoes!' 'God, where are you?!' ”

The aunt lamented and was very helpless.

"If this continues, maybe one day this street will be completely burned down by a fire." I said worriedly.

Quietly blamed me for bad breath and reproached: "Shut your stinky mouth!" ”

As soon as the quiet voice fell, the light went out with a snap. The TV was no longer on, and the room was dark. Is the fuse broken? When I looked out of the window, it was pitch black on the street, and even the street lights were out.

Jing Jing immediately called the power supply bureau, but the reply she received was: "We have known about your complaint, and we will send someone to check it immediately." ”

Good attitude, fast action, good. I listened to it quietly, and I was very relieved, and even a little excited.

Out of nowhere, the aunt found a candle, lit it, and said, "Don't expect electricity to come tonight." ”

Neither I nor Jing Jing believed it. Two hours passed, everyone had finished their showers, and the electricity had not yet come. During this period, Jingjing also called three times, and the reply she got was either that the maintenance personnel were on the way, or that they were undergoing maintenance. Now Jing Jing started to call again, but the reply from the power supply bureau made people desperate: "The transformer in your section is burned out, and you can only repair it after the Spring Festival." ”

Hey, there's no drama, I can't watch the Spring Festival Gala. So, everyone sat on the sofa and chatted to pass the time. Through the dim candlelight, I suddenly noticed that my aunt was staring at me intently, as if admiring a wonderful work of art, with a smile on her face.

Quietly reminded her mother and said, "Mom, why are you always staring at tofu tonight?" You're embarrassed to see tofu. ”

The aunt replied: "Haven't you heard that the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, and the more she looks at it, the more she likes it?" ”

Jingjing blushed and said coquettishly, "Mom, what are you talking about?" Me and Tofu"

Quietly want to speak and stop. Beauty, do you want to say that I have nothing to do with you? The devil believes!

"Don't say it, knowing a daughter is better than a mother's heart. What about you and tofu, Mom sees it. I didn't expect my good girl to have such good eyesight, not bad. Auntie was very satisfied and couldn't stop nodding.

Jing Jing looked dumb and couldn't say what was bitter about eating Coptis chinensis, and when he saw me, he was proud and glared at me fiercely. My aunt's eyes never took her eyes off me, so I didn't notice my daughter's expression. I was pampered in front of my aunt, but Jing Jing treated me like this. No, I have to tell my aunt what her daughter has done, so that she can breathe a sigh for me.

"Mom, look, she's bullying me!" I said to my aunt, my eyes glancing at Jingjing.

Jing Jing didn't expect me to make such a move, and it was too late to converge.

The aunt pulled up her face and taught Jingjing: "Jing'er, what are you doing?" In the future, I must not treat Koike with this attitude, Koike is my good son-in-law. You know? ”

Jing Jing was very unconvinced, and said, "Mom, I'm your daughter, why do you keep turning your elbows out?" Tofu is nothing but a ....... ”

Say, why don't you say it? Haha, beauty! I know what you're going to say? Say I'm just a guest in your house. I took advantage of my aunt's lack of attention and glanced at Jing Jing with a defiant look.

The aunt was very dissatisfied with her daughter's attitude: "What? Do you still think Koike is an outsider? Jing'er, he is already your future husband and my future son-in-law. You and I, Koike, are all family. I think you're going to get married this year. ”

"Strongly support my mother's wise decision." I jumped up excitedly and called my mom again.

Jing Jing was unwilling: "Mom, this is too fast, right?" We weren't prepared at all. ”

The aunt looked her daughter up and down, as if she was very unfamiliar, and said to herself: "What else to prepare, my grandson's sweater has been knitted ......." ”

Auntie looked at Jingjing like this, Jingjing and I both felt inexplicable, and finally Auntie's eyes stayed on Jingjing's stomach, very displeased, and ordered Jingjing: "You come with me!" ”

The mother and daughter walked into the quiet boudoir, and then there was an argument, and the sound was so small that it could not be heard at all. After a while, the mother and daughter came out.

"You will marry me this year, and I will have a grandson within a year!" Auntie has a very firm attitude.

I was overjoyed and immediately exclaimed, "Yes, mother-in-law!" ”

Tian Jingjing gritted his teeth: "The villain has a will!" ”

This novel is from Reading Books