Long Yu immediately reacted, this misty fairyland, dare to love is Wei Qing Shengchuang zào.

The three cigarettes seemed to burn with endless sorrow.

Long Yu thought about it, but decided to step forward, "Teacher Wei, what's wrong?" ”

Wei Qingsheng seeped out of his mouth and nose, was silent for a moment, sighed heavily, looked up at the ceiling of the toilet at a forty-five degree angle, and said abruptly, "Once the sea was difficult to water, except for Wushan - not clouds." ”

There is a strong sense of sadness.

Long Yu seemed to understand something, and patted Wei Qingsheng's shoulder to express comfort.

"I'm out of love." Wei Qingsheng's tone fell heavily.

Long Yu wanted to speak and stopped, and then smiled bitterly, whether it was in this life or in the previous life, he could be said to be extremely unfamiliar with the thing of love, in this field, he really didn't know what to say. After a while, he said comfortingly, "Teacher Wei, it's okay, with your conditions, find a better woman." Three-legged toads are hard to find, aren't there a lot of two-legged women? ”

Wei Qingsheng looked up at Long Yu, his face full of sorrow, "You mean I'm like a toad?" ”

"-" Long Yu didn't expect Wei Qingsheng's thinking to be able to jump so much.

"Teacher Wei, you are Wei Qingsheng." Long Yu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought of a new comforting words, "Qingsheng, isn't it the love saint!" Just be careful. ”

"Love Saint-" Wei Qingsheng took a puff of cigarette and said with emotion, "In the past few years, I have really talked about a lot of girlfriends, and I can't even count them in two palms." ”

"Let's talk about my first love." Wei Qingsheng talked about his love history, "I have been with her for the longest time, two years. But, in the end, she dumped me—"

"Why?" Long Yu asked.

"One day we were walking by the river and she suddenly asked me, 'If I fall into the river at the same time as your mother, who will you save?' ”

Long Yu was stunned, "This question is not easy to answer." ”

"That is, so I pushed her down the river, and told her the truth that the river was only knee-deep and could not drown her." Wei Qingsheng said sadly, "As a result, she actually told me that she broke up." ”

Long Yu was silent.

"Second girlfriend, love romance." Wei Qingsheng seemed to be silent in his memory, "One day, on her birthday, I lit 999 candles in front of her house and gave her a birthday cake - but she broke up with me that night. ”

"How could she do that?" Long Yu couldn't look at it.

"I don't blame her." Wei Qingsheng flicked the cigarette ash freely and generously, "After all, a gust of wind blew that night and burned her house. ”

Long Yu, "-"

"The third girlfriend, we were one night fate, when a week of dating, she suddenly asked me, do you love me? I said love, and she said, "Do you like to eat my?" Wei Qingsheng shook his head bitterly, "In the end, she left a sentence and broke up with me - you don't even like to eat your girlfriend's, and what do you say about loving her!" ”

Long Yu felt that every relationship of Wei Qingsheng was like that - he couldn't bear to look at it directly.

"I've been dumped on average every two months over the past few years, and I've had enough." Wei Qingsheng said, "So, this time, I dumped her!" ”

"Yes, Teacher Wei, sometimes you just can't be too passive!" Long Yu said appreciatively, "This is the first step for a man to be in charge!" By the way, why did you dump her? ”

"She was the one who called." Wei Qingsheng said, "As soon as she opened her mouth, she said, dear, am I your Snow White?" ”

Long Yu was stunned, "Isn't that good?" She's Snow White, and you're not a prince. ”

"Phew, that's what she meant!" Wei Qingsheng said indignantly, "The position of the prince is just pending!" I'm just a dwarf! There may be six spare tires behind him! ”

"I'll go—" Long Yu felt that he had come by mistake.

With the nerves of this thing, there is no need to comfort it!

"Okay, it's okay, I still have a class of PE to attend in the last class." Wei Qingsheng flicked the cigarette butt towards the trash can in a dashing manner, and laughed at himself, "Love Saint? I'm a hypocrite! ”

"Oh yes, Mr. Long, thank you for comforting me." After Wei Qingsheng walked a few steps, he suddenly turned around and said, "I'll give you a thorough explanation, that group of guys will ask the teacher for QQ and their respective email addresses when every new teacher comes--if you sue them, all your secrets will be revealed to them, because there is a guy named Guo Chengtian in the class, he is a computer genius, and he can easily steal your number--don't ask me how I know, my fifth girlfriend broke up like this." ”

Wei Qingsheng turned around and left.

"Various online accounts?" Long Yu whispered to himself, "This is their conspiracy today?" ”

"How are they going to steal numbers?" Long Yu didn't have time to ask Wei Qingsheng, there was no Internet at all in the world of the Tianxia Dynasty, and in the memory of the third young master of the dragon, the concept of number theft was also extremely vague, this nerd really knew a lot about various literary works in ancient and modern China and abroad, but for the Internet, it was limited to a QQ and a Baidu.

This made a misunderstanding in the heart of Long Yu, the ancient emperor.

"I am a dignified ancient emperor, and I will be stolen by a group of students?" Long Yu walked out confidently while muttering, "Maybe I can take this opportunity to let those guys attend the opening ceremony on time tomorrow." ”

The third class, the Ninth Five-Year Class.

"The teacher is here!" Suddenly, there was a noise, and the whole class fell silent.

"Gangzi, you can't tell the truth." Zheng Xuewei's eyes on the side stared at Tang Ganghao with warning, "Our Ninth Five-Year Venerable Class has one heart, if you tell the truth, hmph, I will let Jing Jing ignore you in the future." With the last few words, Zheng Xuewei lowered her voice.

Tang Ganghao glanced at the quiet girl sitting in the row next to him, and nodded curtly.

Zhang Jing, an ordinary Wenxiu girl in the class, is Tang Ganghao's crush.

As soon as the bell rang, Long Yu's figure appeared on time.

"Hello teacher!" All the students of the Ninety-Five Venerable Class stood up at the same time and greeted Long Yu.

It's so well-behaved!

It's terrifyingly well-behaved.

Long Yu felt a chilling feeling behind him, and after stepping onto the podium, many eyes fell on him seriously, concentrating.

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen." Long Yu tried to maintain the most charming smile possible. "I am very happy to be your homeroom teacher and teach your language subject at the same time, and I am sure that we will have a good time together for the next forty-five minutes."

"Teacher Long, you haven't officially introduced yourself to us yet." At this time, Zheng Xuewei raised her voice and spoke, "According to the usual practice, shouldn't you introduce it?" ”

"Thank you Teacher Long for teaching us this morning, we have decided to study hard in the future and bring glory to the class! You see, the whole class is here today, just to listen to Teacher Long's teachings. Zhao Jiayao said, "Teacher, you tell us your mobile phone number, QQ and other contact information, and it is convenient for us to find the teacher when we have something to do after class." ”

"Yes, yes." The whole class chimed in.

And so it was.

Long Yu's heart kicked slightly, judging from the glowing eyes of these students, they were full of confidence in this matter.

But I'm an internet idiot.

Long Yu secretly made a decision, there are so many teachers in the school, there are always those who are proficient in the Internet, and they can't fight them after class? Long Yu calmed down a little, kept a smile on his face, picked up the chalk, and wrote two strings of numbers on the blackboard behind him.

"Above is my phone number, and below, is the QQ number of your dreams." Long Yu swept everyone with a smile.

Many students were stunned, and they all understood, and they dared to feel that Teacher Long came prepared today. Maybe the one on the blackboard wasn't his number at all!

There was a commotion, and then, the classroom, which had been quiet for so long, began to be noisy.

"I can assure you that this is my QQ number." Long Yu looked at the last row of the classroom, "Guo Chengtian, you can write him down." ”

As soon as the words fell, everyone was even more sure that Long Yu already knew what they wanted to do.

"Gangzi! Are you snitching? Zheng Xuewei's eyes stared at Tang Ganghao with suspicion in her eyes, and she lowered her voice and spoke.

Tang Ganghao shook his head innocently.

"Everyone, be quiet." Long Yu waved his hands and said with a smile, "I know your purpose, but I still publish my number. The reason is very simple, I want to make another bet with you! ”

At this time, a voice immediately spoke in a deep voice, "How to bet?" It was Guo Chengtian who spoke, and he stood up at this time, his eyes looking at Long Yu.

"After the wee hours of the morning tonight, before class tomorrow morning." Long Yu smiled, "Just bet that you won't be able to steal my number during this time!" If you win, you can do whatever you want in my class in the future. On the other hand, if you lose, the whole class will be on time for the opening ceremony tomorrow morning! What do you think? ”

The whole class was stunned, and after a while, they couldn't help but laugh one by one.

"You dare to provoke Brother Tian, haha, it's ridiculous."

"Brother Tian, teach him a lesson."

Guo Chengtian's eyes flashed with a gleam, and he stretched out his hand towards Long Yu, "After twelve and five minutes, you will never be able to log in to this number." ”

Strong self-confidence!