I didn't wait for Song Jie to wake up, so I hurriedly washed my face, sobered up my brain, locked the door, and left.

A thief broke into the house? No, Qingqing and Fang Fangmu should have closed the doors and windows before going to bed. Could it be that the doors leading to the balcony are not closed? Nineteenth floor, no matter what, you won't enter from the balcony, right?

Besides, it won't be so coincidental that the thief knows I'm not home tonight? Why don't you come while I'm away? If a thief really breaks in, it is a robbery and a robbery! I don't have any wealth to give him. However, Jing Jing and Fang Fangmu are both flower-like girls, and the thief will not let them go.

"Driver, can I borrow your phone to make a call?" I was so anxious that I asked a taxi driver I didn't know to borrow something.

Hey, why don't I use the payphone to ask Jingjing before I get in the car? It's a fainting top!

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I won't lend my phone and wife!" The driver refused, and by the way, he silenced me.

"The city call, just two sentences, a few seconds. I'm really in a hurry, 100,000 urgent. Otherwise, I'll give you a dollar a second, okay? "I still didn't give up and lured the driver with money.

The phone was placed in a small box next to the handbrake, and I could have chopped it first and then said thank you after making a call. But my extra politeness made the driver alert. He simply slipped his phone into his pocket, lest I snatch it.

"One or two chickens are a big deal! (Nanning vernacular: One or two yuan is a big deal?) My phone is Love Crazy 8, five shrimps! (Nanning vernacular: 5,000 yuan). Lend it to you? Hehe, I'm afraid it's a tiger borrowing a pig! The driver was glad that he was quick and a little proud.

Bastard! Treat me like a robber!

"I'm not a robber, why are you so flustered?"

"Humph! Did the robber have 'I am a robber' written on his forehead? ”

The turtle king bastard, borrowing a mobile phone to make a phone call, saliva is more than rice (Nanning vernacular: more nonsense. ）！ If I had 5,000 dollars in my hand, I would immediately smash it in his face and ask him to hand over his phone obediently. It's just a pity that I don't have that much money on me.

When I got off the bus, I saw that it was 7 yuan, plus a fuel surcharge of 2 yuan, which is 9 yuan. I handed the driver a 10 yuan bill, but he was hesitant and didn't want to ask me for 1 yuan. If he had called me very happily just now, this money would have been considered a tip, and there would be no need to make up for it.

However, he lacks morality, I can't even cheapen him for a dollar! He saw that the car had stopped, and I didn't mean to get out of the car yet, so he had to look for me for 1 yuan, and muttered in his mouth.

"If you dare to be verbose, I'll complain to you!" I threatened as I got out of the car.

When the driver heard this, he immediately shut up and went away with a pout, very wolf.

Hahahaha!

After getting out of the car, I took three steps and two steps, and walked briskly towards the community. Inside and outside the community, it was as calm as ever, and there were no people talking about it. It is estimated that nothing special happened in the community last night and this morning.

Once upon a time, there was a family whose puppy fell from the balcony and unfortunately died. The aunts in the community, for a month, gathered in groups of three or five to talk about the incident of the puppy. They were far away, and they pointed to the balcony of the house, and talked about the east and west.

Another time, an old aunt saw a little flower cat fighting a grass flower snake on the lawn, and they were evenly matched. The old aunt saw that the road was uneven, and threw stones to help. The grass flower snake was distracted for a moment, and was scratched on the head by the little flower cat's claw, and died instantly.

This matter spread, many old women pass by here every day, although the grass flower snake has long been muddy, and the little flower cat is difficult to find, but they still point and talk with relish.

Although I didn't see some aunts gathering to talk, I was still nervous and hoped to return home as much as possible.

The door had just opened, and my feet hadn't been lifted yet. Fang Fangmu in the door saw me, and the rumors flew out.

"Tofu, a night of romance, the spring breeze is proud!"

I did have a romantic relationship, but not overnight, just for a while. Moreover, it is not as affectionate as she imagined.

"Stinky tofu, are you going to fly with the lover of your dreams?! It's good that we can save clean. The articulate silence reappeared.

Fang Fangmu and Jingjing, every word you say and I say are all cold words. They urged me to come back, but they wanted me to listen to them. However, their expressions are understandable.

I've hugged both of them, but none of them are fragrant. It's been a year and a half since I met each other, and our intimacy is just a little bit of water. Fang Fangmu also shared a bed with me, but the same bed had different dreams, and there was no physical contact.

And a man with whom I never spoke more than three words, last night, oh, should have won my first kiss last night, oh, should have been this morning.

I am ashamed of Fang Fangmu, who has always been in love with me, and I am also sorry for Tian Jingjing, who once made an oath to me. I was ashamed to face them. So, I'm speechless, I'm silent.

"Stinky tofu, the two of us are worried about you all day and night, you can't sleep on your pillow, and you can't eat sweetly, but you are happy with other women. Even if you don't care about me, you have to be worthy of Fang Fangmu's infatuation with you! ”

"Quietly, stinky tofu smells of alcohol, probably drinking a glass of wine with the lover of your dreams. Oh, and a hint of perfume! Wow, stinky tofu, I didn't expect you to be so heartless, eating in the pot and thinking about other people's bowls! ”

Fang Fangmu walked around me, sniffing around me like a hound. But her sense of smell is indeed very sensitive, and she smells all the smells on my body. What else can I discern?

"Stinky tofu, why don't you speak? Aren't you very eloquent? Hum! ”

"Hey, he's speechless. A manly man, he dares to act, so he acquiesces. ”

……

This is a criticism meeting, and Jing Jing and Fang Fangmu take turns criticizing me. I knew I was right about them, so I had to endure it without saying a word. They were very disappointed with my cousin. As he said quietly, he would rather listen to my arguments than see me say nothing.

When Jingjing's mouth was dry and Fang Fangmu's tongue was dry, I said, "You've made enough trouble, I'll go back to the room." ”

The two looked at each other, only shaking their heads and sighing.

When I got back to my room, I immediately called Huang Zhongfu.

"Huang Zhongfu, I can help you, but I have one condition."

"If my brother has any requirements, just say, I will definitely do it, big brother."

"Well, listen, write off the money that the lady owes you! You can't get any closer to her in the future! If you don't know a word, don't expect me to help you! ”

"This ...... Not a small amount, brother! Aren't you embarrassed for me, big brother? ”

"If it doesn't work, pull it down!"

I wanted to get away with it, and I pretended to hang up the phone. Huang Zhongfu was in a hurry.

"Hey! Ay! Ay! Brother, don't! Other! …… I promise you!

This book originated from reading books