Halfway through dinner, my grandmother woke up, this guy may be so fascinated by the taste of rice that he ate half a pot of Sichuan food in one go, and then patted his stomach contentedly and said: "I'm full, but I just feel that my stomach is gurgling, as if there is water that has not been spit out." ”

Li Xiaojian looked at his mother-in-law who was squeezed by the stone, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up, his mother-in-law really responded to the sentence that disfigurement is equal to plastic surgery, although the facial features were miserable, but the face shape changed from an inverted triangle to a melon seed face. I'm afraid that if this news spreads, the director of the plastic surgery home will go crazy.

Due to drinking too much water and suffocating again, the skin on the mother-in-law's body was a little swollen, Sister Feng pressed a pit on the mother-in-law's arm, and asked worriedly: "Old Yue, is she okay?" ”

Yue Lao shook his head and said, "Just go to the toilet a few more times." ”

Sure enough, he really responded to the words of the old man, and Li Xiaojian dimly heard the sound of opening the door fifteen times overnight.

When I woke up the next day, the swelling on my mother-in-law's body subsided, and under the double makeup of Xi Shi and Diao Chan, plus a new melon seed face, not to mention, I could really see people when I went out like this.

It's just that Pan An doesn't have much of an impression of his mother-in-law's beauty, maybe this guy is different from aesthetics. This made Sister Feng disappointed in his expectations again, thinking that the Tongguò diving incident could be matched into a couple, only to find out that it was hot after the end.

Li Xiaojian didn't understand Pan An's thoughts, he was so worried after his mother-in-law entered the water, and after being rescued, he was most anxious to carry his mother-in-law back, and he also took care of his mother-in-law during her coma, but why was he still so cold when his mother-in-law was well? You must know that the mother-in-law is the woman of the Yellow Emperor, and it is not a loss to marry her, besides, people have not become melon seed faces, what are you picky.

When Li Xiaojian saw Pan An staring at Sister Feng's back, he suddenly understood that the girl was still thinking about Sister Feng.

After breakfast, everyone followed Sister Feng to the school gate, and with the last experience, everyone was not in a hurry. After Sister Feng put out the items in the ring, Xi Shi and Diao Chan naturally stood in the fitness equipment area, and Pan An stood in the cosmetics area with some reluctance. Selling cosmetics makes Pan An feel very shameless, he should be a poet, a writer, if he really sells things, it's okay, the key is that he sells signatures, and he sells his own signatures, and he even sells a pronoun.

Li Xiaojian moved the stool of the old man selling egg cakes, stood on it and shouted loudly: "Students, in order to respond to everyone's strong request, we plan to start selling in advance." ”

His shouting was simply redundant, because the students who came over had already gathered around Pan An as soon as they saw him. But today, it seems that everyone's desire to buy is not very high, just standing in a circle not far away, and then pointing inside. Of course, there were also many classmates who wanted to rush in, but they were intercepted by King Lanling.

Liu Yong took a step forward and shouted at the top of his voice: "The cosmetics are still at that price, and there are still An An's autographs." ”

Xi Shi took Diao Chan's hand and stepped forward, and said with a smile: "Anyone who buys double copies can take a group photo." ”

As soon as the male students heard Xi Shi say this, they rushed up like crazy, and it was only under the super calm coordination of the mother-in-law that these people were stabilized, and at the same time, the fitness equipment was basically booked.

The sales of cosmetics are obviously not good, everyone just looks at Pan An, and there are many female students who look at King Lanling, but few female students really go to buy cosmetics. After all, Pan An only gave autographs, and Xi Shi and they were able to take a group photo, which is obviously unfair.

Seeing that the sales were not good, Liu Yong pulled Pan'an's arm and asked, "Anzi, you can also take pictures." ”

Pan An stood up and pouted, "Don't shoot." ”

"Why?" Li Xiaojian asked, he thought it should be a pleasure to take pictures with female students.

Pan An said unhappily: "I swore that for the sake of Sister Feng, I have to stay away from other women." ”

"That's it?" Li Xiaojian was puzzled.

Pan An nodded and said, "Of course, I am the most principled. ”

Li Xiaojian came up directly at Pan An's head, and then called King Lanling over.

"Xiaolan, for the sake of business, it seems that you have to sacrifice." Li Xiaojian grabbed King Lanling and said.

King Lanling was puzzled: "What's the matter, brother-in-law, are you asking me to open a martial arts hall?" I promised, even if the students' su zhì is bad, I will train them well. ”

Li Xiaojian pressed his shoulder and said, "Xiaolan, listen to me, in order to sell these cosmetics, you can bear with it, just take a photo with these female students." ”

When King Lanling heard this, he immediately jumped out half a meter away and waved his hand: "This can't be done, I am a dignified prince, how can I ......?"

Li Xiaojian really wanted to go up and smoke him, but he knew that he was not the opponent of King Lanling. At this time, there were already a lot of female students watching, and everyone didn't buy cosmetics, but they didn't know who was presiding, and they shouted vigorously: "We want to take a photo with An An." ”

"Take a picture with An An."

"It's okay with Lanlan, you will buy cosmetics when you take a photo."

……

Looking at the crowd, Li Xiaojian pulled Sister Feng over and asked in a low voice, "Sister, do you think we have become a face seller by doing this?" ”

Sister Feng also nodded and said: "It seems that no one really cares about cosmetics and fitness equipment, everyone likes Pan An and Xi Shi." ”

Li Xiaojian gritted his teeth and said: "Otherwise, let's stop selling things, how about selling photos directly?" ”

Sister Feng said angrily: "No, this is a crime, and besides, Pan An and they are not small animals." ”

"And what about all these cosmetics?" Li Xiaojian said with some distress.

At this time, Yang Guifei pulled the masked Wei Jie and walked over, this little girl has been looking for food since she arrived at the school gate, from plate noodles to egg cakes, and meat sandwich buns.

Yang Guifei came over and asked, "What are you talking about?" Brother Jian, I want to eat fries at noon. ”

Li Xiaojian said angrily: "What kind of fries to eat, I didn't see that cosmetics can't be sold today, and I don't have money to buy fries." ”

Wei Jie, who took out a handful of money from his arms, said, "This thing is easy to get, just leave it to me." ”

Li Xiaojian grabbed Wei Jie's arm and asked, "Where did you come from?" ”

Wei Jie smiled: "Take the sheep by the hand." ”

Li Xiaojian said strictly: "Xiaowei, you can't steal it, do you know?" It's against the law to do this, and when you get caught, no one can control you. ”

Wei Jieman said nonchalantly: "The underworld has nothing to do with me, here?" Hehe, but I listen to my brother-in-law and don't steal it. ”

"That's pretty much it." Before Li Xiaojian finished speaking, Wei Jie's direct said: "I'll go to the head office." ”

After speaking, Wei Jiejie walked up to a female student in front of him, took off the mask on his face, and said very lightly: "Give me your money." ”

"Are you crazy?" Li Xiaojian guessed that the female student would definitely slap her in the face in less than two seconds.

Sure enough, in less than two seconds, the female student raised her slap and handed it to Wei Jie. The female student had more than a hundred yuan in her palm, and she was directly taken out by Wei Jie. Wei Jie smiled and kissed the female student's face, and said lightly: "Get busy." ”

After listening to Wei Jie's words, the female student nodded reluctantly and left.

"Damn, can you control people?" Li Xiaojian shouted loudly.

Wei Jie sighed and said, "I can control women, they covet my beauty, so just listen to me." ”

Li Xiaojian really wants to go up and smoke him, how can this be greedy for your beauty, your face is obviously able to demagogue, maybe it is a fox spirit. However, thinking of Wei Jie's skills, Li Xiaojian gritted his teeth and said, "Then you can sell cosmetics." ”

Wei Jie hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I don't sell anything." ”

Li Xiaojian grabbed his arm and said, "Just shut up and don't speak." ”

Before Li Xiaojian pulled Wei Jie down the makeup, he waved his hand at the female students and said, "Hello everyone, today I want to introduce a new friend to you, it is Xiao Wei." ”

"Wow!" As soon as Li Xiaojian finished speaking, the women were already fascinated by Wei Jie. Although they coveted Pan An's beauty, Wei Jie's face with beautification skills swung to that side, and these people directly succumbed.

Li Xiaojian saw the dementia appearance of most female students, and said loudly: "Today, this cosmetics are endorsed by our Xiaowei, so everyone ......."

Before Li Xiaojian could finish speaking, the female students rushed over, stretched out their arms, and shouted loudly: "I'll buy it, I'll buy it too." ”

Wei Jie smiled faintly and whispered to Li Xiaojian: "Brother-in-law, are you using me as an experiment?" ”

Li Xiaojian smiled: "No, I'm using you as a golden signboard." ”

The female students soon lined up in a long line, and Liu Yong commanded everyone to stand up, and then shouted to the crowd: "Listen, anyone who buys a double copy can get a hug from Xiaowei." ”

"Lao Liu, how can you do this!" Li Xiaojian scolded directly behind him: "It's not right to do this." ”