Sister Feng grabbed the Grandpa Mao, tore it in half, and then slammed it to the ground. Then, she took out the ID card that Li Xiaojian registered last night, shook it, and walked quickly to the window.

Opening the window, Sister Feng wiped away her tears and threatened: "Do you agree?" If you don't say yes, I'll jump. ”

"Sister, don't be kidding, do we have a grudge? As for pit me like this? Li Xiaojian knelt on the ground again, he was really convinced, in case Sister Feng jumped down and held his ID card in her hand, it would be difficult to distinguish her mouth. This woman is really crazy enough to commit suicide by jumping off a building for a kiss? What is this theory? Li Xiaojian really suspected that he was a wealthy man who was falsely accused.

"Hmph, if you don't promise me, I'll jump." Sister Feng said, a slender jade leg had already stepped out of the window.

Seeing Sister Feng playing with real character, Li Xiaojian jumped over, hugged Sister Feng's thigh, and cried: "Sister, what do you want?" ”

"Be my husband and help me get one thing done." Sister Feng said.

Li Xiaojian knelt on the ground and begged: "I can help you complete ten things, can you not be your object?" ”

"No! That's the premise. Sister Feng said and lifted her other leg up.

Li Xiaojian gritted his teeth, tears were in his eyes, and Chu Chu said pitifully: "Okay, you lied to me, sister, you come down, I promised you." ”

Li Xiaojian felt that he should still use the Wenjun strategy first, in case this crazy woman jumped down, it would be unreasonable, anyway, he promised verbally, and he would hide the household registration office when the time came.

Unexpectedly, Sister Feng sighed very aggrievedly after hearing this: "Hey, it's really cheap for you kid." ”

After speaking, Sister Feng grabbed Li Xiaojian's arm, jumped over, and jumped out of the window.

"Ahh You can't hold me even if you die! Li Xiaojian exclaimed loudly, he felt the strong wind around him drift by, his body fell in a straight line, and the sense of suspension made him desperate, and he felt like he was gone. This is the fourth floor, and they will be crippled if they jump down.

However, when his feet touched the ground, Li Xiaojian felt as if his body was pulled by a strange force, and when he landed, it was very gentle, and there was a feeling of stepping on cotton.

"I'm not dead?" Li Xiaojian opened his eyes. He stood steadily on the street behind the hotel, beside him was the devil-like Sister Feng. The wide streets are full of cars, people in a hurry are rushing to work, and no one cares about them falling from the sky.

"With me, how could you die?" Sister Feng glanced at Li Xiaojian.

"I'm dizzy, big sister, where the hell are you from?" Li Xiaojian asked in surprise. He found that Sister Feng was wearing the ancient skirt at this time.

Sister Feng looked down at her clothes, and then said with a dry smile: "I'm too anxious to find you, I didn't have time to change, I'm from the underworld." ”

"Poof! Sister, don't play with me. Li Xiaojian almost fell, and there was a telephone pole next to him.

"Really, I didn't lie to you." Sister Feng said, shook her body, and the ancient clothes on her body were replaced by modern girls' clothes.

"Oh my god! Hell yes. Li Xiaojian turned around and ran, he didn't want to see this woman for a moment. Because he found out that the clothes that Sister Feng was wearing now were the denim shorts, pink T-shirt, and Nike sneakers that Four-Eyed Sister wore last night.

"Why are you going, coming back?" When Sister Feng saw that Li Xiaojian was about to run, she dragged him back, pressed him on the telephone pole, and said sternly: "Take a good look at me, remember, what I said is true." Also, don't think I'm ugly, I'll watch it for the rest of my life. ”

Li Xiaojian was a little stupid, it was broad daylight now, and it was impossible for the ghost to come out, but what was going on in front of him? Li Xiaojian tried to calm himself down and recalled what happened from last night to now. No matter how you analyze it, Sister Feng's appearance is very bizarre, since she can't understand it, let the reality slowly tell herself.

Thinking of this, Li Xiaojian was much more indifferent, and looked at Sister Feng carefully.

Sister Feng's height is about the same as him, the slender crane is stepping on the pair of Nike sneakers under her legs, a red ribbon is coiled around her willow-like waist, the pink T-shirt can't cover her plump and full breasts, the bulge is like two hills, the ravine is deep and attractive, and the neck is very white, but that face is too unsatisfactory, if you put on a mask and turn around, the perfect S-shaped streamline will definitely charm countless men...... Just a pimple on the face?

"Hey, what do you think, I'm hungry." Sister Feng suddenly interrupted Li Xiaojian's thoughts.

"Sister, stop kidding, what do you want to do? I don't seem to have anything to blackmail you, do I? Li Xiaojian couldn't figure out why such a monster appeared around him.

"I'm so hungry, I said as I ate." Sister Feng looked around and found the chaos stall not far away, dragging Li Xiaojian to run there.

When Li Xiaojian and Sister Feng sat behind the chaos stall, the people around them checked out and left. Looking at those people who fled in panic, Li Xiaojian suddenly felt that he was very great.

"Boss, bring us two bowls." Sister Feng shouted loudly, she didn't care about other people's expressions.

The boss walked over sideways, put down the wontons with his back to Sister Feng, and then fled quickly. Li Xiaojian snickered, it is estimated that these people regard Sister Feng as the source of virus transmission.

"Cut, am I that ugly?" Sister Feng muttered, then picked up the spoon and devoured it.

"Yes, there are only those who can't be imagined, and there is nothing that can't grow." Li Xiaojian wanted to answer like this, but he didn't dare. He really couldn't eat it, so he had to push his bowl over: "I don't eat much breakfast, so you can eat this bowl when you're hungry." ”

The wontons are very fragrant, but he really can't eat them when he looks at Sister Feng.

"Okay." Sister Feng was not polite, wiped out all the wontons in one go, hiccuped and smiled: "You dare to look at me?" Let me tell you my story. ”

Li Xiaojian really hated that his eyesight was 5.3 at this time, how good it would be to have 4.0.

Sister Feng let out a long sigh and said with some sadness: "Xiao Jian, do you remember what I looked like last night?" ”

"I drank too much last night." Li Xiaojian compared Sister Feng last night with this morning, and his stomach immediately regurgitated acid.

"Actually, I really grew like that, but I was cursed to become what I am now." Sister Feng said, a trace of hatred flashed in her eyes.

"Are you telling the story of the Frog Prince?" Li Xiaojian squirted blood.

"You're a frog, I have to instill in you the idea that you must believe everything I say from now on, you know?" Sister Feng said, grabbed Li Xiaojian's ear and twisted it.

"Well, I'll listen to it." Li Xiaojian said helplessly. "Sister Feng, let go first, or you won't hear anything."

"I died ten years ago, and the day I died coincided with the birthday of Hades, he drank too much, and when he saw me, he cried, saying that I was framed, and the fate of the three lives was too bumpy, and he promised to help me avenge my grievances." Sister Feng took a sip of wonton soup and said:

"My first three lives all died on the day of marriage, the first life was in the Qin Dynasty, and the person who married me was a eunuch, and he was afraid that if I said it, he would kill me. In the second life in the Qing Dynasty, I was a maid, and I was originally corrected by my grandfather, but I met an assassin in the cave room that day, and I became a target. In the third life, I died ten years ago, and I don't know how I died. ”

"Wouldn't it? And such a hard-working woman? Li Xiaojian didn't listen at all.

"The king of Hades played my affairs to the sky, and the Jade Emperor was moved to decide to arrange a vigorous love for me. At this time, the famous director Clifford went to the underworld to shoot a love blockbuster, Hades originally planned to let me be the female number one, but too many people rushed to be on camera, and there was a lot of trouble in the underworld, Hades used his magic to deter most of the little ghosts, but he also had no way to some historical celebrities. Those people felt that their love in their previous life was not autonomous and perfect enough, so they kept causing Hades a headache. Later, the Jade Emperor thought of a way and decided to let them return to the world, and promised to arrange an independent and perfect love for them. ”

Li Xiaojian nodded and said, "It's still the Jade Emperor who is smart." ”

"The point is that there aren't so many places for reincarnation." Sister Feng said helplessly: "You also know, now that environmental pollution is so strict, family planning is so strict, and people who come from the underworld and go to the underworld every year are already out of balance." ”

"What then? Isn't there a livestock world? Li Xiaojian was a little angry.

"You think those people are willing to be reincarnated as cows and horses! Later, the Jade Emperor thought of a way and decided to take me and them together, and I was in charge of them looking for a true love in the world. Sister Feng put down the spoon in her hand, spread her hands and said very aggrieved.

"You promised?" Li Xiaojian said curiously.

Sister Feng nodded and said, "Well, because the Jade Emperor said that I can choose any man in the world, and they can only match each other, otherwise I will have to wait for a few more decades before I can have a reincarnation quota." If you think about it, at that time, you may have fallen in love, where can I find true love, it is better to come down now. ”

"Oh." Li Xiaojian pinched his fingers and calculated, one day in the sky, one year in the world, according to that, I am afraid that outer space will come out. However, as far as Sister Feng's appearance is concerned, it is really better to come down after a few decades, and at that time, plastic surgery techniques were popularized.

Li Xiaojian suddenly thought of something, pointed to his nose and asked, "So you chose me?" ”

"Well, there's an affinity to you, and there's a peculiar smell about you, and the first thing I felt when I came down was that you could help me with this task." Sister Feng said.

"Haha, no problem. I said Sister Feng, you're an online writer, right? Write YY kind of thing? What is the ranking of the monthly pass? You're too strong to bring in, the strange smell of me you said is a virgin, right? Li Xiaojian roared, at this moment, he completely regarded Sister Feng as a psychopath.

When Li Xiaojian took out his mobile phone and was about to call the police, Sister Feng's words made him stop.

"What I said is true, let's hurry up and prepare, Xi Shi will be here in the past two days."

Li Xiaojian jumped up suddenly and exclaimed, "What did you say? Which Shih Tzu? ”

No, who doesn't want to call the police when they hear this, right?

Sister Feng glanced at Li Xiaojian with great disdain, and snorted: "The eldest sister of the four beauties in ancient China, pay the bill quickly, and there will be important things to do." ”

"Hey, really? Are you reliable? ”