Chapter 728 [Help Me] (I)
It didn't take long for Zhang Daguan to come with a urine cup again, and when he came to Qiao Mengyuan's side, he smiled, and looked up and down Qiao Mengyuan with a pair of eyes, Qiao Mengyuan always felt that his eyes were very wrong today. Seeing Zhang Yang go to the men's toilet, something suddenly occurred in her heart, remembering Zhang Yang's eyes just now, she closed her eyes in embarrassment, this damn it, guy "He looked at himself so carefully" Should it be, Qiao Mengyuan felt that the roots of her ears were hot, and she didn't dare to continue to think about it.
Zhang Daguan came to the toilet, with his temperament, how could he be tossed by Yu Deli so much, but Yu Deli's later words inspired him, sperm survival rate, there is a lot of article in this, Lao Tzu has always been a real army, never with that Rausch latex sleeve, that is based on our internal force to kill sperm, this test results are not in my control. Well, at this point, this guy smiled predictably.
It's ridiculous, it's not so easy to take a sample, Zhang Daguan is so old and hasn't tried to help himself solve his physiological problems, "Why, I don't need it, but today is different, who is looking for him to take a semen sample at this moment?" There are a few intimate female friends, but unfortunately they are not around, Qiao Mengyuan is "But even if you want to, you have to be willing, Zhang Daguan stared at her just now for a purpose, he wanted to find some feeling." This product is still very evil in some aspects, which confirms a sentence, human nature is complicated, it's not that you're not evil enough, it's that you're not forced to do that, to a certain point "The evil gene in your body will thrive immediately, Zhang Daguan closed his eyes and brewed his emotions, and Qiao Mengyuan's shadow appeared in front of him, feeling that the emotions were almost there, this guy's right hand finally touched the body intimately, I remember watching a certain love action movie in the island country in the past, "It seems that there is a nurse who specializes in helping the examiner take samples, Zhang Daguan sighed from the bottom of his heart: "At present, the domestic medical conditions are still not good!"
Just when Zhang Daguan finally brewed some emotions, the door of the bathroom was pushed open" The sound of footsteps came, and the sound of urinating outside came out, and then the sound of flushing water sounded.
There was a smell of smoke wafting from the toilet, and the coughing sound indicated the identity of the person who came, Li Tongyu!
Li Tongyu knew that Zhang Yang was inside, so he laughed and said, "It's not easy!" ”
Zhang Yang didn't speak, he couldn't speak in this state.
Li Tongyu said: "Why bother! If this thing gets out, I'm afraid it will become a big joke!" ”
Zhang Yang still ignored him, but now he has no emotion.
Li Tongyu coughed twice: "A gentleman has something to do and something to do, why should young people be so unscrupulous in doing things!" Zhang Daguan's disdainful voice floated out of the darkness: "Old villain! ”
Li Tongyu smiled proudly, "When I walked out of the door", I didn't forget to explain to Zhang Yang: "Take it easy, don't break the skin!" Zhang Daguan heard that the door was closed" and scolded hatefully: "Old villain! He closed his eyes again, wanting to return to the state just now, thinking about Qiao Mengyuan's shadow, no, Zhang Daguan was a little deflated" and even retreated, but remembering Li Tongyu's ill-intentioned smile just now, his competitiveness suddenly rose again, laughing! Laugh at your paralysis!
People are afraid of being more serious, there is nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of people with hearts" Although Zhang Daguan is the first time to experience this kind of thing, although Cai's time, place and environment are not right, but this is difficult for him" He called Hu Yinru first, I am afraid that he will not be able to come to this matter, so he can only find someone to cooperate, Hu Yinru was talking about business when he answered the phone" Zhang Daguan heard it, and he was embarrassed to make further requests.
So he called Qin Qing again, it was already more than six o'clock in the evening, "Qin Qing hasn't gotten off work yet, and received a call from Zhang Yang" Her voice was full of concern, "She also knows about the matter of the Southeast Daily, of course, she is worried that this matter will bring trouble to Xiao Qinglang, Qin Qing said: "Is there trouble?" ”
Zhang Daguan said honestly: "It's a bit troublesome. ”
Qin Qingdao: "You, it's always like this, it's not good to be too high-profile and do things." ”
Zhang Yang said: "You have to help me!" How did Vice Mayor Qin know what was going on, she said softly: "Don't think too much, I'm on your side, who will help you if I don't help you?" Zhang Yang said: "I can't get out!" Qin Qing said: "It's okay, wait for me to see you on the weekend, don't worry!" She clearly misunderstood.
Zhang Yang said: "I need ...... now", Qin Qingqiao blushed slightly and said: "Be patient, will I accompany you on the weekend?" Zhang Yang told her about it.
Qin Qing was extremely ashamed after hearing this, and said: "Hooligan" You can even think of this! Zhang Yang said: "This time I have to get some out to check, hurry up and help me!" Qin Qing was embarrassed and said, "How can I help you!" The voice is soft and sweet, obviously provoked by this guy**.
Zhang Yang said: "You call me twice!" Qin Qing closed his eyes tightly in shame: "I hate it, I'm in the office!" Zhang Yang said: "The office is good, if I were by your side, I would have knocked you down on the desk now."
"You dare!"
Zhang Yang said: "Good" call twice, quickly, just call twice! ”
"What do you call it?" , Qin Qing really hated and loved this little lover.
Zhang Yang said: "Usually when the two of us are together, what do you call, how do you call it today!" ”
Qin Qing opened his eyes and looked around, then went to the door to lock the door again, and then returned to his desk, looked into the phone, and said shyly: "That...... I'll just call ...... twice."
"Hurry up!" "Uh-huh, uh-huh............", Vice Mayor Qin finally called cautiously into the phone.
Zhang Daguan asked a lot: "Be coquettish again!" ”
"I hate it! Hmm, ah............" In order to help him, Vice Mayor Qin went out today.
When Zhang Daguan let out a low roar, the flushing toilet just rumbled, muffling his voice.
Qin Qing held the phone with a red face, a pair of beautiful legs clamped tightly, feeling that the moisture in her body was about to be squeezed out at this moment, she scolded: "I hate you to death!" "One thing Qin Qing knows is that he has been screaming for more than ten minutes just now, and now his mouth is a little dry" Of course, it's not just that he has been screaming for too long, but the internal fire has been hooked up by this guy.
Zhang Daguan breathed a sigh of relief: "It's solved!" Qin Qingdao: "What was the sound just now?" Zhang Yang said: "Flush the toilet!" "Are you in the toilet? ”
"Uh-huh!"
"Disgusting! I hate it! Vice Mayor Qin hung up the phone in a somewhat frantic voice.
Zhang Daguan was smiling.
He walked out of the bathroom door with the samples he had worked so hard to obtain, it was not easy."
Qiao Mengyuan saw him from a distance, lowered her head and walked away, but she didn't see him.
Zhang Yang guessed Qiao Mengyuan's thoughts, smiled self-deprecatingly, and sent the sample to the emergency laboratory.
When he came back with the results, he saw Li Tongyu and Liang Dongping standing in the doctor's office waiting for him, Qiao Mengyuan didn't dare to go over, mainly because he was shy, and Zhang Yang was really good enough to prank.
In fact, the culprit tonight is the emergency doctor Yu Deli, all of which are ideas he came up with, and Zhang Daguan is just cooperating with the doctor.
He handed the test sheet to Yu Deli" Yu Deli glanced at the test sheet, gasped, and said exaggeratedly: "The problem is very serious!" When Li Tongyu and Liang Dongping heard this, they put together at the same time, and their heads almost touched together, Li Tongyu said, "What's wrong?" Liang Dongping was even more worried.
Yu Deli reversed the test sheet and shook it to Li Tongyu, and his words were full of pride: "Look at it, look at it!" I said there was a problem, the sperm survival rate was 0"
Everyone's eyes widened.
Zhang Daguanren's expression at this time was very fast, he covered his mouth in surprise, but immediately remembered that he hadn't had time to wash his hands, and he almost vomited out of nausea, with a painful look on his face: "Doctor...... Dr. Yu......, do you mean ......, I'm ...... I don't have sperm? ”
Yu Deli said: "It's not nothing, it's that the survival rate of sperm is zero!" Zhang Yang said: "Isn't it serious?" Yu Deli nodded with a heavy expression and said: "Very serious, medically speaking, you are infertility" Very serious infertility! Zhang Daguan screamed, and he grabbed Yu Deli's hand: "Doctor, is this result wrong?" You must have made a mistake! This sentence is exactly what Li Tongyu wants to say, and he still has an idea, whether Zhang Yang is doing tricks on the sample.
Yu Deli said: "You have to believe in medicine" will not be wrong, I know that this result is a little cruel to you, but at least it proves that your sexual function is normal. ”
Liang Dongping was dumbfounded, he thought everything was fine, why did this kind of thing suddenly happen again? He felt that this was too strange, and muttered in a low voice, "Can ............ But his sperm survival rate is zero...... It can't be my reason...... ",......", before the words were finished, Zhang Daguan picked up his slap and slapped a big ear scraper, and hit it crisply! The sound shook everyone.
The two patrol officers haven't left yet, and they didn't react when they saw him beating people, this guy was too fast.
Zhang Yang's pain, anger, and sadness expressions were intertwined, and they were reflected on his face at the same time, pointing at Liang Dongping and saying, "Liang Dongping, Liang Dongping, you are so ruthless............ I was knocked to the ground in one fell swoop, with a kill rate of 100 percent, hundreds of millions, hundreds of millions of live fine seeds, and you were knocked out alive "You are murder, you murdered hundreds of millions of lives!" ”
Liang Dongping's face turned white, this accusation is too exaggerated, even if your survival rate is 100%, you keep sowing seeds and giving birth to children, how many can you have, and can that thing be called life?! ~!