Here, Xiao Er and the editor-in-chief have begun to conceive their "100,000-word review" under the surveillance of a large number of bodyguards!

"Editor-in-chief, where do you think I should start writing?" Xiao Er put on a coat that was stripped off a bodyguard, and she bit the end of her pen and asked the editor-in-chief very seriously, "Do you think I am really so guilty of this matter that it takes 100,000 words to write?" ”

The editor-in-chief rolled his eyes, "Jin Dong is really unfair, a mastermind like you only writes 100,000 words, and an innocent shrimp like me actually has to accompany me to write 100,000!" ”

"How did you talk to your boss!" Xiao Er was unhappy, "Help me say a good word or two, and you will die......!" Alas, in fact, she has been looking around, and she has long asked the "monkey" to move the rescuers, but because of Mao, her mother has not come to save her until now?

Xiao Er wants to know that Jin Mi intercepted her rescuer, she has to strip that little thing naked and take nude/photos, don't dare to offend his father, doesn't she dare to make a dime of children in her dignified Jin Xiaoer? In fact, from the moment when Jin Rice intercepted the old lady, the person who helped Xiao Er go out to ventilate and report the news was so frightened that he hid and didn't dare to show his face for fear of being involved!

"Boss Jin, do you think I should write into the review the fact that I once advised you not to post these photos for the second time?" The editor-in-chief was bent on exculpation, how could he care about Xiao Er's life or death, he blinked his little four eyes and looked at the white paper in front of him for a while.

"Whatever!" Xiao Er is a generous and responsible person, gritted her teeth and wrote a big title: Review, and then she told the editor-in-chief in an old-fashioned manner: "Anyway, writing a review is the same as writing a poem, as long as you work hard to write everything in your heart!" ”

"Huh!" The editor-in-chief sneered, "Boss Jin, we in the entire magazine don't understand how you got that 28-page limerick poem?" ”

"It's easy!" Xiao Er likes to have someone discuss her favorite soy sauce poem with her, "No matter where I go, as long as I have inspiration, I will immediately write it down, and then carry forward this star inspiration and set it off into a huge beautiful firework!" ”

The editor-in-chief nodded, "Anyway, I don't understand your poems very well, such as the ...... of the four-part life trilogy!"

"Oh oh oh!" Xiao Er's eyes were shining, so excited...... Finally, someone thinks that the poems she writes have reached the level of incomprehension, so she needs to explain...... "That life tetralogy mainly records my daily life scenes, such as eating, sleeping, going to the toilet, and going to work, I mainly do these four things every day!" ”

"I know!" The editor-in-chief's eyes turned green, did he praise Boss Jin, why did she look so happy, pushing the small glasses on her dirty face, "What I remember most clearly is the toilet bowl you wrote...... 'Press and flush, it's really chic, if you don't take straw paper in a big event, it makes people want to vomit, if you want to break into the enemy, you must first steal a pair of underwear'!" ”

(Is this also called poetry?) Could it be an insult to the word "poetry"? The editor-in-chief has already disliked Xiao Er in his heart! ）

"Haha, you can actually recite it?" That's how white she is, Xiao Er smiled and was very satisfied with the editor-in-chief's table.

"Not only can I memorize it, but everyone in our magazine can memorize a few songs, and I can't forget ...... if I want to!" The editor-in-chief wiped the sweat from his forehead, Boss Jin is really young and naïve, is it inhumane for him to mock and ridicule like this?

"Quick, memorize two more songs to listen!" Xiao Er put his hands on his cheeks, and put aside the review of the gods, as a poet, of course people who know the goods should be allowed to delay for a while!

"I still remember another song called 'Panda Girl'...... The panda is not handsome, but it is loved by the world. Ugly is a natural disaster, and short is due to a lack of calcium. I'm willing to wait, even if the youth isn't there! Actually, I wonder why I always get eliminated. ”

Xiao Er's fair face suddenly showed a flush, "I wrote this poem after I participated in a rich blind date, because I had a scar on my face, so no one took a fancy to me...... I feel emotional! ”

"Haha!" The editor-in-chief suddenly opened his mouth and laughed dryly, then urgently stopped the laughter, and straightened his face again, he was so happy, he thought it was normal for a girl like Boss Jin to not be able to marry......

"I remember another one......

If I meet Meng Po on the Nai Ho Bridge after I die,

In the face of her old man's serving, the red dust soup was ......

I must solemnly state my last wish:

"Please don't put coriander and chopped green onions! Thank you! ”

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Xiao Er's eyes narrowed, feeling so talented!

A large number of bodyguards behind him began to feel uncomfortable in their throats at the same time, coughing higher and higher, and some of them may be afraid of cold, standing there with their shoulders trembling!