The first snow of the winter has just fallen, and there are some ice crystals scattered in Yuanshan Lake, which collide with each other under the undercurrent rolling belt.

The dam on the shore of the lake, the footprints on the white snow are messy, the sound of gongs and drums shakes the dead branches, and the snowflakes are fluttering. The villagers of the two Qijiazhai wore red and green, danced with wolf heads and pig noodles, and others were spectators, eating melon seeds to see the strangeness.

The teeth and claws of the wolf's head are forced, and the pig's head is trembling, lying in the snow and shivering.

A bean ding child timidly tugged at the corner of his mother's clothes: "Mom, Mom, the eldest uncle is crazy!" ”

"Silly baby, your uncle is pretending to be a pig demon."

"What is the second uncle pretending to be?"

"Wolf God. With the blessing of the wolf god, the pig demon cannot do evil. ”

"But it looks like our miscellaneous dog."

"Alas, yo, baby! What nonsense! The wolf god is going to split the ancestral grave! ……”

Zhuang Yi's ears buzzed, I don't know if he was hungry or the gongs and drums were shocked, he was tied to a wooden stake, in front of a Tsing Yi Lao Dao with a bun on his head, a peach wood sword was out of breath, he was frightened, worried that Lao Dao would burst his pig eye with the tip of a slippery sword.

There is a triple firewood piled up next to it, and it looks like it is going to be roasted alive. The fire has not yet been lit, and his body has been scorched in seven or eight places, and the old man is playing with the peach wood sword while chanting words in his mouth, burning the rune paper and scattering it all over the sky, and a lot of it falls on him, and the sparks burn the pig hair for a while.

Uncle, no matter how much you toss like this, you will be forced to become a demon!

I wanted to show off my cleverness to avoid the scourge of killing, but I was treated as a pig demon to be roasted alive and tortured, Zhuang Yi was completely unexpected, and in the 21st century, I still believe in this strange power, I am simply sad about its misfortune, and angry with it!

From the villagers' complaints, he got a general understanding of the situation, the pig demon who stole chickens? ! Definitely the leper dog from yesterday! He is even more wronged than Dou E, and the flying snow in the sky is proof of this! But there were so many onlookers, and no one could understand his pig cry.

Syllable! A cloud of snow hit him on the head.

"Hit it, hit it! Look at me again! Pig Demon King Big Ice Hockey! ”

Syllable! Another cloud of snow hit him on the head.

A **-year-old fart kid rubs a snowball and uses him as a target, which is the son of a pig killer. ** years old, it is the age of the bear child, the sky is not afraid of the earth, and naturally he is not afraid of the pig demon, if it is not for the pig killer to stop, I am afraid that he will ride on his head to make trouble.

Zhuang Yi is now a pig to be roasted, and he has no ability to counterattack, so he can only show his pig teeth: fart bear child! Don't let me catch you!

He didn't know if he had that chance.

In the first two times when the soul was worn, although there were always koalas and tortoises gnawing at him, the roots were dry, and the soul was not scattered. Listening to the meaning of the old Tao, fire can purify the world of evil turbidity, and the distant mountains and lakes also have the function of purification.

His soul is only a pig, not Daenerys Targaryen, not the true dragon bloodline dragon mother who does not burn, this pig body has turned into dust, his soul is not attached, will it disappear?

I don't dare to think about it.

He moved his body, and the hemp rope that bound him didn't look tight. He had seen the killing of pigs, and the more the pig struggled, the worse it was tied up, so when he was caught, he couldn't hide from it, so he simply tied his hands and caught it. With this tightness, he was sure to break free.

Between the dam and the lake is a steep slope, as long as you run down the steep slope and go 100 meters to the right, there is a small boat, diesel engine, absolutely a sharp escape weapon. As for the question of whether the pig sails the boat is shocking, let it be left to the people on the shore to discuss. There are so many cats on the Internet, so what about adding a pig star.

Anyway, it's all treated like a pig demon.

"The rune leads to the heavenly fire! Exorcise the evil of the world! ”

After the old Tao finished reciting the mantra, the peachwood sword picked a rune paper candle and lit it, and threw it into the firewood.

Set fire so soon!? Zhuang Yi was so anxious that he sweated, and he had just broken free half of the rope!

The firewood ignites as soon as it sees the fire, and the flames are blazing. A piece of rune paper must not be so powerful, someone has poured oil on the firewood in advance, and he was originally going to pour it on him, but he was stopped by Lao Dao, who said that they were to exorcise evil spirits, not to hold a roast pig bonfire carnival, and if they were burned too quickly, the pig demon would do evil, and they had to be burned slowly.

Burn your ancestors slowly! Originally, Zhuang Yi had been scolding, but now that he saw the fire that ignited when he met the oil, he was simply grateful to the old man.

The fire quickly licked the skin of the leg, and Zhuang Yi screamed in pain, it was really a scream like killing a pig. The smell of meat wafted up, and the onlookers swallowed their saliva. Zhuang Yi couldn't comment on whether his meat was fragrant or not, and struggled hard, hoping that the rope would be released soon.

Fortunately, the flames roasted his flesh and burned the rope that bound him. He immediately broke free of the rope and kicked the fire a few times, kicking the burning stick into the crowd, causing a commotion.

Taking advantage of the chaos, he ran down a steep slope. There was snow on the slope, and the hay and stones below could be seen in the thin snow, and I don't know whether the slope was too steep or the snow was too slippery, and in the end it turned into a roll, and the stones hurt the skin and flesh of his legs, and he screamed again.

But there was a howl louder than he was from the side, and at a glance, hey, good fellow, someone rolled faster than him.

It is the son who kills pigs.

The bear child was wearing a thick cotton suit, with a runny nose, and he had long lost the prestige of smashing him with a snowball, probably accidentally stumbling and falling off during the riot just now, and his bones quickly rolled past Zhuang Yi.

Zhuang Yi wondered, the Leaning Tower of Pisa also landed two objects at the same time, is it because his pig body is too fat, too soft and the rolling friction is too great?

Surprised, a man and a pig plopped into the lake one after another.

The injured leg was stirred by the ice water, and the edge of the heart ached, Zhuang Yi drank a few sips of water, and said badly, he couldn't swim! The next burst of fighting for life. Either burned to death by fire or drowned by water, was this desperate last life a traitor who betrayed the country or what!

Unexpectedly, his heavy and fat body actually floated up! The burned hind hooves kicked the water particularly hard, and the front hooves scraped the water, and a few strokes were two meters away.

Zhuang Yi was overjoyed and suddenly remembered that pigs are natural swimmers, and swimming is the instinct of pigs.

Instinct! I love you to death instinctively!

The gravitational pull of the earth and the fat in the lake were no longer a big problem, and the more fat he had, the greater the buoyancy, and the pigskin was thick enough to keep out the cold, so he rowed happily and swam towards the boat.

There were ripples on the surface of the lake, Zhuang Yi felt that there was something strange, the strangeness came from the bottom of the lake, and he seemed to catch a glimpse of a thickening white shadow rising from the bottom of the lake.

What is it?

A cry for help from behind interrupted his thoughts. Turning his head with great effort, the water splashed on the lake not far away, and the son who killed the pig fluttered wildly, gradually sinking, obviously not having the instinct to swim.

The people above the dam screamed in fright and rushed down to save people, but there was a steep slope some way away, and the bear child had already begun to lose its head.

Zhuang Yi looked at the pig killer and his wife who were screaming and running down, and then looked at the old road still holding the peach wood sword and the firewood still burning on the top of the dam, sighed, planed back, picked up the son who killed the pig and dragged it ashore.

The bear child's face was already purple from the cold, his stomach was full of water, his breathing was extremely weak, and he was about to die. Zhuang Yi hurriedly picked up the child's back and threw it into the air, and when he fell, his front hooves hit his abdomen, and the bear child "Wow!" The ground spat out a large puddle of water, and his face finally came alive.

Fortunately, the bear child still has a heartbeat to breathe, and the first aid is much simpler, otherwise he really can't do it if he is asked to come to manual breathing now.

The wife who killed the pig ran over and hugged the child tightly, and the child was crying while choking and crying, obviously no longer in trouble.

Zhuang Yi breathed a sigh of relief, but when he looked up, he saw that everyone who ran down the steep slope looked at him in shock, and the most shocked was the pig killer in front of the row.

Pigs that can save people are not unusual, who has ever seen a pig that can give first aid?

"It's really a pig demon!" The pig killer was horrified.

Zhuang Yi finally got hairy: Lao Tzu saved your son! You still say that Lao Tzu is a pig demon? Lao Tzu Pig Demon You......

"Pig demon, your uncle-!"

The wife who killed the pig suddenly yelled out his inner os.

Zhuang Yi blinked and was stunned, the wife who killed the pig had already scolded her husband with her head and face.

"This pig saved our son! What a pig demon! It's a pig benefactor! You listen to Qi Lao Er for me! Buy this pig now! Not only can't you kill, but you have to raise it! Raise it until it dies! ”

The pig killer was stunned: "I'm a pig killer, do you want me to raise a pet pig?" Oh no, old sow!? ”

Lao Tzu is a boar!

Zhuang Yi roared in his heart.

Looking at the surface of the lake again, the strange ripples disappeared, and the wind and waves were calm.

He turned his head twice, and decided never to go near the lake again.

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