Chapter 0013: Three Plays and Three Niangs
Outside the gate, Shui Xiu sat next to the embroidery cart and dozed off. Hearing the laughter, he opened his eyes and saw a big ugly monster with a flowery face unable to run out of the splendid hall and flying straight towards his embroidery cart. Not to mention the rest, these little guys around Sanniang all have some three-legged cat kung fu. Shui Xiu swept the hall leg and knocked Sanniang under the wheel. Sanniang happened to eat a dog gnawing mud. The wig on the head also fell off, making it look even more wolfy.
Sanniang ripped off her wig and shouted drunkly: "Your grandson's, open your dog's eyes and see who I am!" ”
Shui Xiu took a closer look, and it turned out to be Sanniang. He didn't dare to laugh when he laughed, he didn't dare to cry, he couldn't stand it.
Sanniang got up from the ground, hid in the car with an arrow step, pulled down the curtain, and shouted: "Hurry up and let me go!" Don't be embarrassed here. ”
In the small study, the son strokes the piano and plays the flute with dark incense. Although she hasn't read many books, she has read some of the 300 poems, and she will improvise three or two small songs on weekdays. Among the four major guards, there is a dark incense that can be written and martial. At this time, he was playing the song that made him famous: Who is the Jianghu? I'm for the rivers and lakes! Howling in the sky, there is nowhere to come, nowhere to go. The Bodhi under the tree is darkly fragrant, and the butterflies on the flowers are drunk and sleeping.
At this time, the son was dressed in plain clothes, with ten slender fingers, and gently plucked twice, and then this "Jianghu Song" created by dark incense poured out of her hands like flowing water. The flute sounded slowly, and the sound of the piano came and went.
As he was playing to the high pitch, a stump at the end of the string slashed the child's hand. Childe sighed and hurriedly stopped to look at his hands. Dark Xiang was so nervous that she threw down the flute and ran over, grabbed Childe's hand and said, "What's wrong?" I'm hurt, let me see. ”
In the hands of dark incense, Childe's hands are as white as jade and smooth as water. Childe broke free of Dark Fragrance's hand and raised his head to meet Dark Fragrance's eyes. Childe's white goose egg face, long eyelashes, and red cherry lips are pure and lovely, although they are not used with lead. I can't help but look a little demented when I see the dark incense.
Childe stood up in a flash, turned around and said, "It's out of the way." ”
Dark incense tore off the sleeve of her robe and wrapped it around Childe's fingers to tie a knot. For a moment, neither of them even spoke.
"Childe, Childe, are you here?" A hearty female voice came. As soon as the words fell, I saw Hongcui's smiling face welcome in. Looking up, Hongcui saw Dark Fragrance and Childe standing face to face. Hongcui was stunned for a moment, then walked over and said to Dark Xiang: "A big man, it's okay to hide in someone's house ~~~" She wanted to talk about the girl, but was glared at by Childe, and immediately turned around and said: "Childe's room, why do you come in all the time?" Childe doesn't have to do his homework anymore? ”
Childe walked over and returned to the seat just now and said to Dark Fragrance, "Take the piano down, tidy it up, and I'll talk to you again when I get back." ”
Dark incense agreed, and went down with the piano in her arms.
Hongcui stared at Dark Fragrance's back for a long time, and muttered, "This guy, why did you come here all the time?" ”
Childe changed the subject and asked, "Sanniang is gone?" ”
Hongcui came back to her senses and happily told her son everything just now. Childe didn't do anything, but she fainted from laughter again. Thinking that this time Sanniang is embarrassed, overnight, the entire Jiangning will know about it. It's just that the red silk hasn't arrived yet, Sanniang won't stop there, and soon he will visit Jinxiutang for the third time. However, this time, it was not the red cui girl who received him, but the demon king of the mixed world, Chaos Butterfly. Sanniang is in the hands of Randie, what a tragic word is it.
Three days passed in a blink of an eye, and on this day, the big boss Yang Longyou urged Sanniang again and asked how the red silk was prepared. Sanniang was dumbfounded, and hummed for a long time before replying hesitantly that it would be there in three or two days. That being said, Sanniang was so anxious that she couldn't wait to use the previous thief methods and burn down the Jinxiu Hall.
He took Sheng Diao Chan and Sai Xi Shi to the Splendid Hall, sat in the main hall with a loud voice, and said that he wanted to see the son. The guy in the main hall said that Gongzi and Miss Hongcui went out on errands, and it was estimated that they would not be able to come back until three o'clock. Sanniang asked for a pot of tea, a plate of dim sum, drinking tea and eating dim sum. The second young man was fanning the wind in the back, and the other was beating his back. The guy saw that he was hiding far away. It's November, and you don't need to fan it's cold and biting, and you still fan the wind, and it looks like it's playing a score. Fortunately, the guys in Jinxiutang are used to seeing Sanniang's strange appearance, so they don't think it's strange.
This is a few moments and threes, and in the blink of an eye, the sun is setting, and the sky is getting dark. Sanniang drank a belly of tea and went to the toilet seven or eight times, but the son and the Hongcui girl were still nowhere to be found.
Sheng Diao Chan and Sai Xi Shi stood behind Sanniang one by one, with a rather impatient look on their faces. The son of this splendid hall is too hypocritical, what a lot of face, it is worth letting our Sanniang wait here for a long time. In this way, Sheng Diao Chan snorted coldly, and the yin and yang fanned the flames in Sanniang's ears in a strange way: "My good Sanniang, how long will you have to wait?" Could it be that the son of Jinxiutang is bigger than our three mothers? What a big shelf! ”
Sai Xishi was so hungry that he gurgled, and he was already angry, so he snorted and said: "That's it, in the whole Jiangning, if you want to mention your name Sanniang, the magistrate has to give you three points." What the hell is Fairview Hall, let's wait. ”
Sanniang originally had an evil fire in her stomach, and then she was ignited by these two darlings and fanned the wind, and the evil fire in her heart immediately swayed. He slammed the teacup on the table on the ground, stood up angrily and shouted, "When will your son come back?" I've been waiting for the afternoon, is it possible that I want to stay here overnight? ”
The guys in the hall didn't dare to offend Sanniang, and a smile appeared on their faces, and they were about to comfort Sanniang. At this time, a smirking voice sounded: "I have no opinion if you want to spend the night, anyway, there are many stables and toilets in Jinxiutang, and you can roll all night there." ”
Sanniang looked around, there were only the three of them and the guy in front of him in the main hall, who was talking? After a while, a man jumped off the beam. Short and short, not much taller than Wu Erlang, his skin is as black as coal, and he has a pair of inverted eyebrows that are sparse and sparse. If this image is going to be on the street, it is estimated that the children on the street will be scared to cry. Sanniang glanced at it, and secretly said in her heart that it was not good, who was not his enemy?
The person who spoke was the butterfly who was sleeping on the beams of the house. He went to the little lady of the 'Sister Workshop' at noon to drink a few glasses of daughter red, and walked back dizzily, there was no place to sleep around, and he saw that the beams of the house were still clean. So, he flew up, climbed on the beam, and fell asleep. At this moment, I slept enough, and the wine woke up, and I was bored, when I suddenly heard a shout, someone was going to spend the night in the Splendid Hall. He opened his small mung bean eyes and looked to the ground. The Sanniang in front was completely filtered out, for fear of hurting her eyes. He didn't want to deal with Sanniang, just beat it out with a stick. But when he looked at it again, there were two people behind Sanniang, and that was called a handsome man. Bai Shengsheng and pink are even more delicate than Jia Baoyu on the embroidered statue.
This look at it is unbearable to see the butterflies. He fluttered, and the 'eagle spread its wings' and flew down, just behind Er Shao. How could he miss the opportunity to be close to the water, one on one side, and touched the second young man's buttocks.
Er Shao was looking for the source of the sound, and he was accidentally lightened by him. They turned to look. Eh, this thing in front of me is really ugly, and it is the master who is so ugly that it is changed lightly.
Randie grinned and clenched his fists and said, "If these two don't mind, they can sleep all night in the Splendid Hall." I must be serving with good wine and food, after eating and drinking, we can also sleep well, I will definitely satisfy you. ”
Er Shao naturally understood what he meant, his face turned crimson, and he stabbed it with a folding fan and a hammer in his hand. Random Butterfly didn't move, just jumped up and down, still muttering unforgiving: "Oh, I'm not ready to sleep, you can't wait." Don't worry, it's so early before dawn, we have time to play. ”
The second young man doesn't talk nonsense, one before and one after attacking the butterflies. Chaotic Butterfly was not in a hurry, and tried some difficult work to wait for the elegance of the hall, drilled behind the second Shao, and the flying knife shaved off the belt of Sheng Diao's pants. Katsu Diao Chan was about to attack the Guan Yuan acupoint of the Butterfly with a folding fan, and in his stride, his pants fell out of it. Fortunately, he still has a robe on the outside, otherwise this man would have lost his adulthood. At this time, Sheng Diao Chan didn't care about the attack, so he just dragged his pants and hid to tidy up. On this side, Sai Xishi was not idle, knocking and knocking up, knocking and knocking, either the dumb door acupoint behind the neck, or the blood sea acupoint on the knee, and the move was either faint or disabled. Unbeknownst to him, the butterflies scurried around like a swimming monkey, and the beating and thumping of the sable cicada landed on his back.
Randie scratched her ears and cheeks while shouting: "Eh, eh, it's very comfortable, you will be able to sleep well tonight." No wonder Sanniang is reluctant to let you go, the kung fu of serving the husband is first-class. Ye is not a stingy person, follow Ye, Ye will not treat you badly. ”
At first, Sanniang just hid to the side and watched the battle. He knew that Ershao's kung fu was not bad, and he still wanted the red silk of Jinxiutang, so he would just teach this person who he hated but couldn't offend. But seeing that the butterflies took advantage of it, Sanniang was so shameless. Sanniang didn't care about this, so she also joined the battle formation, using the mandarin duck knife kung fu and approaching the butterfly. The butterfly was surrounded by the two of them, and the robe was also cut several times by Sanniang's mandarin duck knife.
Even so, Butterfly was still unforgiving: "Eh, I'm going to undress my master so soon, and I don't want to sleep yet." ”
As he spoke, Randie grabbed Sai Xi Shi's hammer, threw it outside, and with the help of his strength, he held Sai Xi Shi in his arms, and said with a smile: "Aunt hug." ”
Sanniang threw a sword, and the butterfly skimmed Sai Xishi, bent down to dodge Sanniang's sword, and only inserted Sanniang's undersea hole with his right hand. The submarine cave is hidden and embarrassing, and Sanniang has to collect her sword to protect it. Even so, Random Butterfly still shouted unforgivingly: "This move is a sparrow fork!" ”
Katsu Diao Chan had already straightened his pants and belts and joined the battle again. He danced with a folding fan in his hand and came to the blood point under the right breast of the butterfly. Random Butterfly dodged, hid behind Sheng Diao Chan, hugged his arms, just touched his blood point, and said with a smile: "This is called ** prostitution." ”
The three of them were tossed to death by the butterflies, and each struggled to get to the critical place. This time, they worked hard to the death, and they were no longer as merciless as they had been at the beginning. After a long time, the butterflies gradually went down. The two were powerful, one ripped open the robe of the butterfly, the other grabbed the corner of the robe, and tied the butterfly with three times and two of them.