When the scumbag man heard Li Xiaojian's belief in God, he nodded with satisfaction, ordered the little boy to take the notebook, and said to Li Xiaojian and Wang Xiaoqing: "You two sign it, as long as you leave your name on the god list, God will bless you." ”

Wang Xiaojing just wanted to get angry but was held down by Li Xiaojian, Li Xiaojian glared at her and said in a low voice: "Don't mess with them, listen to me." ”

Wang Xiaojing glared at Li Xiaojian angrily, pointed at the two female students and said, "Then what should they do?" ”

Li Xiaojian picked up a pen and signed his name on the paper, wrote the phone number, and then handed it to Wang Xiaoqing and said: "I will persuade them later, I am really dead-eyed." ”

As soon as Li Xiaojian handed the notebook to Wang Xiaoqing, the scumbag man reached out and said, "Give me your mobile phone." ”

"The phone for you?" Li Xiaojian was stunned, could it be that they were really robbers, snatching mobile phones in the name of the Church of God?

The scumbag smiled and explained, "Don't be afraid, I'll try to see if the number you filled in is correct." As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone from his hand and dialed Li Xiaojian's number.

"Her father, its godfather, it's all her father, his own milk, his second v milk, it's all his milk......"

Li Xiaojian's energetic bell rang, and the scumbag grinned: "Dude, where did you download this ringtone?" ”

Li Xiaojian waved his hand and said, "I recorded it myself." ”

The scumbag man raised his thumb and said, "High." ”

Li Xiaojian tugged at the robe on his body and asked, "Messenger, am I a believer in God now?" ”

The scumbag was stunned for a moment, reached out and gestured a few times in front of Li Xiaojian, looking like he had made a strange talisman, and then said, "Yes, you have been promoted to a bronze believer by me." ”

"Bronze?" Li Xiaojian wondered.

Hu scumbag explained: "The believers of God are divided into nine levels: iron, bronze, silver, gold, platinum, messenger, intermediate messenger, senior messenger, and god. ”

Li Xiaojian was confused, how could it sound like upgrading and fighting monsters, but he didn't care about this. Li Xiaojian scratched his head and asked the scumbag: "Messenger, since I am a believer in God, you let me persuade those two female students." ”

"You're going to persuade?" The scumbag frowned.

Li Xiaojian nodded and said, "Yes, I'll persuade them, what's wrong with joining the Divine Sect, and they can still get God's protection." With that, Li Xiaojian walked towards the two female students.

Pushing away the middle-aged woman guarding the female student, Li Xiaojian whispered in the ears of the two: "Two sisters, the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, just leave a phone call." ”

The thin-faced schoolgirl panicked, "Don't you know? The Pantheistic Cult is a cult, and if you join, they will summon you and you must go, or they will send someone to kill you. ”

"Kill me?" Li Xiaojian shrank his neck in fright, glared and said, "Really? ”

The two schoolgirls nodded wildly, looking terrified.

Li Xiaojian strode back, and at this time, Wang Xiaoqing had just finished signing his name and phone number, Li Xiaojian grabbed the notebook and asked, "Messenger, is the Church of God calling believers?" ”

The scumbag clapped his hands and said, "You all know this, God will call believers, and God will gather believers and teach them will." ”

"That'...... What if you don't? Li Xiaojian asked tentatively.

The scumbag glared; "You are a believer in God, how can you not go to God's call, don't you want to live?"

Li Xiaojian was dumbfounded, his feelings fell into a trap, he suddenly remembered the terrorist attack broadcast on the news some time ago, is it all God's will? Thinking of this, Li Xiaojian hurriedly tore off the piece of paper that he and Wang Xiaoqing signed just now, and then quickly tore it up and threw it into the trash.

"You! What are you doing? The scumbag was confused by Li Xiaojian's actions.

Li Xiaojian gritted his teeth and said, "I quit teaching." ”

The scumbag grabbed Li Xiaojian's neck and glared: "You dare to tear up the list of gods and quit the religion?" If you have violated God, God will decree that I will punish you. ”

Li Xiaojian grabbed the hand of the scumbag and wanted to struggle, but he found that the power in the hand of the scumbag was huge, like an iron tong, which could not be pried open at all.

Cold sweat broke out on Li Xiaojian's forehead, and he saw that the scumbag was raising his fist and hitting him in the face, and that fist seemed to be full of infinite explosive power, like a time bomb.

Li Xiaojian regretted not bringing Xi Shi and them out, in case he was beaten to death by a scumbag, he was really wronged.

At this moment, Yang Guifei, who was sitting at the dining table and had just finished nibbling on a chicken leg, spoke. "Hey, I command you to let him go in God's name."

The scumbag man's raised fist hung in the air, and he glared: "Little doll, what did you say?" ”

Yang Guifei smiled: "I said that I asked you to let him go in the name of God." ”

"God won't let you speak for him." The scumbag snorted.

Yang Guifei said: "I am a senior envoy who is one level older than you, you should listen to me." ”

Li Xiaojian almost didn't spray, and said in his heart, why have you become a high-level envoy?

The scumbag pouted and said: "Little doll, don't talk nonsense, the high-level messenger is second only to God, and you are violating God like this." ”

Yang Guifei said happily: "No, I'm a high-level divine envoy, don't you see it?" ”

The scumbag man looked at Yang Guifei carefully a few times, and said in a daze: "I have seen the high-level god envoy, and if you talk nonsense, I will kill you." ”

Yang Guifei frowned and said, "You are the No. 36 envoy, right?" I remember, when I see your God, I will sue him, you do not listen to God's word, not only can you not convey God's will, but you also beat people indiscriminately, force others, and God's reputation is ruined by you. ”

The scumbag man jumped up and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm conveying the will of God, and he tore up the list of gods." ”

Yang Guifei pouted and said, "Is it God's will to beat people?" I don't believe it, our God's will is to do good, do you believe in bad God? ”

"There is only one bad god and good god." The scumbag man was stunned by Yang Guifei.

Yang Guifei glared and said, "Who said that there is only one god, is Nuwa a god?" Is it God? Is Guanyin a god? ”

Li Xiaojian was a little surprised to hear Yang Guifei say this, and then thought that she was from the Tang Dynasty, and it was not surprising that she could say these things when "Journey to the West" was popular.

Yang Guifei continued: "I am the high-level envoy of the great god of Rulai, I have crossed over from the Tang Dynasty, you envoys of the little gods dare to make a mistake in front of me, are you living enough?" ”

Crossed over from the Tang Dynasty? This is true. Yang Guifei's tone of voice was very similar to that of a scumbag, and she was more confident than him, as if what she said was the truth.

The scumbag was a little speechless, and finally glared and said: "We believe in Almighty God, his power is omnipresent, he is the embodiment of justice, the embodiment of the people's heart, and the ......."

Yang Guifei pouted and said, "I don't care what god he is, is he as powerful as the Buddha?" You wait for me, and I will report to the Buddha and ask him to expel the Almighty God. ”

"Expelled from the god level?" The scumbag man said in astonishment.

Yang Guifei said with a serious face: "Yes, all gods are sealed by the Buddha, and his magical powers are infinite." And I am the great disciple of the Buddha, and he asked me to come to the world to supervise your little gods. I'm going to contact the Buddha and ask him to expel you from the god rank. ”

As she spoke, Yang Guifei sat cross-legged on the stool, her fleshy face bulging, her mouth chanting words, and she kept muttering words in Buddhist scriptures. She clasped her palms together and closed her eyes slightly, as if she were in a state of flux.

Listening to Yang Guifei muttering Buddhist scriptures in her mouth, the scumbag was a little stupid, he didn't know whether to beat Li Xiaojian, or believe Yang Guifei's words.

Li Xiaojian blinked his eyes and said, "If you don't kneel down yet, the Buddha is about to manifest, and your Almighty God is about to end." It's you, it's you who have been burdened by Almighty God, hurry up and repent in front of the Buddha. ”

Hearing Li Xiaojian say this, the scumbag man was scared out of a cold sweat, hurriedly made a strange gesture on his chest, and then really knelt on the ground, raised his hands, and confessed: "Buddha, you forgive us for our recklessness, every fault is on me, please don't blame Almighty God, Almighty God is the embodiment of justice, and he is relieving people's suffering." ”

Seeing him kneeling on the ground and confessing, the three women and the little boy also knelt on the ground, muttering something strange in their mouths.

Li Xiaojian saw that the situation was almost over, and hurriedly shouted at the scumbag: "You don't want to leave quickly, are you really waiting for the Buddha to rectify you, do you really want to be crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain?" ”

As soon as the scumbag man heard this, he immediately stood up, picked up the blue notebook and ran out, and the woman and the little boy also ran out obediently.

Looking at the five people who fled in a hurry, Yang Guifei shouted loudly: "Don't go, the Buddha hasn't punished you yet." ”

When the five scumbags heard this, they fled faster, and disappeared from everyone's sight with a smoke.

Li Xiaojian looked at Yang Guifei with great admiration, Yang Guifei stood up from the chair, stretched out her palm and slapped Li Xiaojian and said, "Yay! Happy working together! ”