Chapter 403: Listening to Ghosts and Telling Strange Stories and Becoming a Gang
The story of the ghost grandmother seems to be completely finished, and the ghost boys are all sleeping, but this is only my guess, because I am still lying in the middle of the mattress and cannot move, but the sound of their speech is gone, although I am still pressed and unable to breathe.
"Son, is the story I tell a good story? I see that your face is blue and sweaty, why didn't you finish listening to the story and went to sleep! It was the voice of the ghost grandmother, which seemed to be talking to me, and then I realized that my back seemed to be lighter, and I could look up, but when I looked up, I saw a face full of wrinkles and a face that was very far from my face, and there were maggots on her face that were constantly wriggling, and the rotten skin seemed to fall down on my face at any time, but in this case I couldn't help but scream, because I was afraid that her face would be directly pasted on my face when the sound vibrated it, which would be even more disgusting.
"What? I'm horrible old lady? ”
"No...... No! Old...... Granny are you ...... You're old and strong! Can you let me out first? ”
"Yes, but you're going to give it to me!"
"This ...... This...... I'm afraid it won't work. "I was so nervous that I almost couldn't speak, and the smell of decay was like a spirit constantly drilling into my nose, and I was about to be smoked.
"Can't do it? Tell me what you're doing here, then? My old lady is also a clear distinction between public and private, if you don't have the good heart to come here to do bad things, don't blame me for sucking your brain marrow to replenish your body! ”
"Wronged...... Treat unjustly! It's really wronged, I'm just a child, what can I do, I'...... I was brought by the man who slept on it. ”
"Hmph. Since you're a child, what did he bring you for? ”
"Grandma! Don't you know what the moon is dark and the wind is high at night when killing people and setting fires? Just because my eyes shine like pearls of the night! He coveted my eyes and kidnapped me here! I know what to do, and I must not be happy! "Cao Jun is sorry. In order to protect myself, I can only sacrifice you first, although the liar ghost will be punished after being exposed, but I am better than being eaten as a tonic now! But it's true that you kidnapped me without telling me the truth, and I'm not lying.
"Can I believe your words?"
"Grandma, do you see my eyes? If I tell a lie, can it still shine so brightly? "Anyway, I can't see how bright my eyes are, talking nonsense with my eyes open should be regarded as a self-preservation skill taught by my grandfather, and the ability to save my life can't be exposed so easily, now as long as I can't smell this rancid smell. Even if I swear an oath.
"Okay, I believe you, I'll help you control this person. You come out. Grandma Ghost said and lifted the mat, although there would still be scraps of flesh on the corners of the mat that her hand touched, but fortunately, I was able to have close contact with the fresh air, but Cao Jun was not so lucky. He was pressed to the bottom like a stack of imps, and his brows furrowed. It seems that he still hasn't woken up from his dream.
"Hey, wake up! Say what about you! Wake me up! I only took a breath of yang qi from you and pretended to be a dead person! "Grandma Ghost is also unkind enough, she slapped Cao Jun in the face with her rotten and sticky hand, and the splashed rotten liquid flew far away, I knew that this slap was not light.
"You're tenants here?" After Cao Jun woke up, he pretended to be calm and didn't have a surprised expression at all, but his brows were still wrinkled, not to mention the weight of this group of little ghosts, the slap of Grandma Ghost alone was enough. No frowning is the problem.
"Yes, why are you looking for us?"
"Dare you talk to me like that. It seems that you still have some Taoism! ”
"Hmph, you're the first one who dares to talk to me like that!" The ghost grandmother is also not polite and directly returns to the past.
"Then where did I, as a junior, offend you? I can't sleep well? ”
"What do you think of yourself? I was killed by human traffickers, so I hate human traffickers the most! ”
"But I'm not a human trafficker, and I haven't kidnapped anyone!"
"Hmph, haven't turned around yet? So what's going on with this kid? ”
"Kid? The kid? You wouldn't be talking about candles, would you? This is my master's child, we know each other! ”
"Huh?"
"Grandma! Don't listen to him, we've only been together for a year, look at you like this, at least you died in the Republic of China, is a year like a month for you, that is, he brought me here without saying anything! "I'm scared to death, if I'm a goof, I'll be the one who gets pressed by the ghost, although it's not righteous for me to do this, but it's better than me suffering.
"Candles! I...... I was wrong! Will you let me go first? I'm here just to be trusted and loyal! I'm in the same league as the woman with the crystal ball! "Originally, I thought Cao Jun would be mad, but I didn't expect him to admit it! He and I deserved to be taught by my grandfather, and the excuse was changed too quickly! immediately pushed the matter to others, but it was bitter for the god aunt, and I don't know how she will deal with it.
"Oh, in that case, please bow down to the old body!" Wait a minute! The plot reversal was a little too fast, I didn't understand it at all, and I was waiting for the ghost grandmother to question Cao Jun, but I didn't expect that the ghost grandmother actually got up from the bed and bowed to Cao Jun, which completely made me dumbfounded.
"Old man, you'd better get up quickly! I can't stand it! Just let me out! Cao Jun was also taken aback by the ghost grandmother's move, and only after a long time did he think of asking the ghost grandmother to let him out of the ghost pile.
"Oh, I forgot all about my joy, boys, let's go, go out and play, the adults have something to talk about." The ghost grandmother drove the ghost boys away as she spoke, and the ghost boys disappeared immediately after being obedient, and Cao Jun immediately jumped out of bed to stretch his muscles.
"Old man, I haven't done anything, why are you worshipping me?" It was a long time late before Cao Jun sat on the floor and asked Grandma Ghost.
"I worship you just to thank you, although I don't know if you can succeed, but it's impossible for my old bones to be reincarnated, but the children are still young, and they have just died not long ago, and they haven't even been reincarnated for fifty years, they will definitely be able to have a ghost reincarnation."
"Old man, I understand, you rest first, I still have something to discuss with the goddess, and we will give you an answer." Cao Jun was obviously said by the ghost grandmother in the clouds and didn't understand what the goddess was here for, because if she wanted to be reincarnated, it seemed that the name and information had to be registered in the ghost book to get the reincarnation quota, after all, bribing the ghost was a hit project, and a reincarnation quota in the ghost market had been fried enough for the grandfather to stack a year's ingots, so this reincarnation is not something you can vote for, and there are not a few ghost boys just now, Cao Jun probably suspects that the aunt of the god woman is ready to accept the ghost boy to learn from the Thai people to practice the ghost boy.
"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)