Chapter 30: Barren Mountains and Mountains

This record of King Rong's extravagant favor and charming pig should have appeared in some "Legend of the Faint King", as a negative teaching material, so that future generations can take it as a warning. Who knew that there was a pig-like opponent like Cui Heng, who couldn't wait to shout: Hey, look, he's ridiculous! It's over! Soldiers, rush me!

It's so loud that you can't keep it a secret. Even Yixuan heard it.

Other people's advice can also close your ears and not listen. Even the Emperor of the Central Plains shouted, and Yi Xuan couldn't help but listen: What? Is Lao Tzu really excessive? Even an opponent like a pig wants to slaughter me as a pig back then?

Are you kidding!

Yi Xuan was ruthless, so he ordered his subordinates: Bring a knife!

At that time, the cat slave of Fu Sanniang and the current Mei Pig were enjoying happiness in the room. Her original owner, Fu Sanniang, was giving her a pedicure. Her former colleague, or her boss, the girl Lulu, was pinching her shoulders. She was unsatisfactory, and kicked Fu Sanniang in the face. Another one was unhappy, so he called the heron down, stripped naked and called her. She smiled, and her heart was full of luxury.

Now Yi Lu is here again, and she is fortunate to be.

Mei Zhu was pampered and coquettish, and he didn't go to the door to greet him, but when he heard someone coming, he propped up half of his body from the soft mat, deliberately highlighting his figure, and said half a tone in a coquettish voice: "wa-"

Hey, how can there be a knife light?

The sword flashed, and what pink and jade fragrance turned into dirty blood and broken flesh.

Yi Lu was ruthless, killed the red face and pet, and there was nowhere to vent the hatred in his heart, so he turned the blade and split the waiter next to him.

Fu Sanniang and Lu Lu, endure humiliation and steal life. So far, if you have no physiology, you will cry and mourn.

The other Xijon attendants had already seen the opportunity to hide far away. Yi Xuan killed these two Han slaves, and he didn't lose his anger, he turned around with his knife, yo, I saw a fool standing there!

He slashed with his sword again.

The man said, "Great King! ”

Yi Xuan looked at it: Ah, no! This man can't be split! This man is not only not a captive Han slave, nor is he his own Xirong's attendant, but he is a blue-eyed minister!

Yi Xuan has made up his mind to cheer up. How can you kill the minister? The broadsword fell to the ground. He rushed forward and hugged the blue-eyed minister and cried bitterly. The monarch and the minister swore that Xirong must be revitalized. Completely destroy the Central Plains, so that Xirong's army and merchants can gallop freely in the Central Plains!

Cui Heng's raised his arms and exhaled, that's all. Instead, it became the wedge for King Rong's cheer up.

Luckily. He himself didn't have the time to hear such a ridiculous ending.

King Rong has just decided to be good. Cui Heng's group was fatally impacted.

It wasn't even a regular army that came to attack them. At least at the time, there was no conclusive conclusion, and later history books could not provide evidence of the origin of this armed force. It can only be described in general terms: rogue cowards.

The tribals were dressed in a variety of costumes, but they were all marked with striking markings to make it easy to distinguish the royal power from their own; They have a wide range of weapons, and seem to have distributed them wherever they go, but each of them is skillful and well-coordinated; They fought a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west, it seems that they have no clear strategic goal, they just fight indiscriminately, but it can also be said to be an extremely insidious encirclement and annihilation, aiming to eliminate the remaining living forces of the Daling royal family.

Some of the remaining royal soldiers in Daling were killed before they could react, some were so frightened that they only thought about how to save their lives and escaped, but some resisted to the death. Cui Heng and the Queen Mother were fortunate to escape with their lives and were exiled in the barren mountains.

According to historical records, both of them were very thirsty at that time and wanted to drink water. They also heard the faint sound of water, but perhaps it was a hidden spring in the ground, or it was just the sound of insects, and the guards could not find the water.

At that time, there were only three guards to escort them. Cui Heng promised that when he got out of trouble and returned to his position, he would add a product to all three of them, and he would be allowed to bring a knife to the palace and ride a horse to ban the city. The three guards kowtowed in thanksgiving. Among them, some people have good survival skills in the wild, so they found some edible fruits, plant stems and leaves, etc., and gave them to Cui Heng and the Queen Mother to chew and eat, barely quenching their thirst. The Queen Mother prayed: "May the emperor be safe and sound, and the mourning family will be exchanged for all the blessings and longevity." ”

It was getting dark, and Cui Heng felt very thirsty again, and he couldn't satisfy anything by chewing fruits and leaves. The leaves are not very watery varieties. But Cui Heng's thirst is more like a demon in his heart. The more you want, the more you crave it, and the more you want it, it can't be cured by other inferior substitutes.

In fact, the best way to deal with this disease is for his mother to put a big ear scraper and scold, and he can stop it.

It's a pity that the Queen Mother will never give him an ear scraper.

The Queen Mother just continued to pray: Please give the emperor a drink from the rain......

The guards were so frightened that they hurriedly persuaded them: Don't you dare to ask for rain! What should I do if I get my clothes wet, I have a cold, I have no medicine, and I have no medicine, and I am in the wilderness?

The Queen Mother changed her wish: please God give the emperor water to drink.

She made the boss's wish, but she didn't respond at all. There was no praise in the sky, and a basin of water was dropped to ask Cui Heng to drink; There was not a single crack in the ground, or water coming out of it.

Everyone had to sleep ruthlessly.

It was still the guard who had a full value of survival skills in the wild, and led the other two guards to make a lot of soft branches and leaves, and made a bed on the way, so that the emperor and the queen mother didn't have to lie on the ground. The branches and leaves are still panicked. Their noble bodies could not stand it. But it can't be helped. Tossing so much, I actually fell asleep.

The next day was another long day. They took refuge and wandered in the mountains, and they couldn't see any turnaround. This day was more ** and more exhausting than the previous day. It is difficult to say whether the lack of water contributes to the exhaustion of the body, or whether the exhaustion of the body reduces the tolerance for the lack of drinking water. Or the faint, intermittent sound of water that has always been in my ears, I don't know if it comes from the secret spring underground, or the nasty sound of insects, in short, it makes people's hearts even more angry.

The guards with full value of survival skills in the wild have invisibly become everyone's captains. There is also a dwarf squire, who is his faithful executor. The other third guard, who was a little thinner, entered the palace guard camp, and he didn't know if he got in because of his relationship, but according to himself, he was unfortunate that he had just had an illness, and he was cured, and he didn't completely raise it, so he was a little weak.

Anyway, he was unlucky enough to go into the afternoon, sprained his foot, and wailed on the spot. The captain was afraid that Cui Heng and the Queen Mother would be uncomfortable listening to it, so he quickly told him to shut down and hide away.

Before the sun had completely set that day, they went to bed early.

Before dawn, Cui Heng was woken up by a strange voice and asked what was going on, and the captain offered water.

"Found water?" Cui Heng asked in surprise.

"Yes." The captain's voice was a bit odd.

"It's man-made." Cui Heng was very pleased. The Queen Mother also woke up, and hurriedly thanked the Emperor Bodhisattva: "It's all the Bodhisattva's blessing." ”

"The Emperor Taishang, the Empress Dowager Jade Body Jin'an." The captain said auspicious words along the way, and his voice was still a little strange. Cui Heng and the Queen Mother couldn't take care of it. Busy drinking water.

The water smells fishy, but it's also very picky. Probably that's what the water comes out of the dirt of the mountain, right? entrance, but even weirder! Does it seem a little salty, or is it sweet? In short, it's not embarrassing, it's weird. Cui Heng almost didn't throw up! He asked the captain, "What kind of water is this?" ”

The captain knelt on the ground and said, "The emperor apologizes for the ......", and found that the name was wrong, so he hurriedly thanked him more, and wanted to change it back to the emperor.

Cui Heng was not so angry, sighed, and asked, "How long have you been on an errand?" ”

The captain said: "The villain was selected to serve the palace at the age of eighteen, and now he is blessed to serve the emperor...... Eight years of Emperor Taishang. However, the villain's father and uncle have been emperors all their lives. ”

Cui Heng said: "It's been several generations, no wonder you can't change your mouth." Forget it, in this mountain, you don't have to be so particular. You're still called it. ”

The captain kowtowed and said, "Yes!" Emperor! The emperor forgives the sins! It's not water. It was the villain who killed a beast and took blood. Please forgive the Empress Dowager. ”

Cui Heng forgave him for his innocence, drank a bowl full of blood, and sighed: "Laughing and thirsty for Hun blood." It turns out that drinking blood is such pride. If this is bloody, it will be even better. ”

The Queen Mother echoed and drank a small half bowl. At dawn, seeing that the mouths and plackets of the two were stained with some blood, they couldn't help but smile bitterly face to face. But the captain had already roasted the meat. Although there is no salt, this roasted fragrance alone is also refreshing.

The Queen Mother still asked Cui Heng to eat first, and when Cui Heng was enough, she was willing to eat herself. When the two of them were enough, the rest was rewarded to the captain and the other guard......

Huh, the captain and the other one?

So that's only two?

There were originally three guards! And what about the other one?

The captain wanted to get by. The Queen Mother didn't know what was behind him, but she saw that it was not necessarily a good thing to ask clearly, and she planned to be a little confused. But Cui Heng must ask clearly. The captain had no choice but to confess: the third guard, the one who was weak and sprained his foot, was everyone's water.

Who called him frail? Hurt my foot again! In this barren mountains and mountains, there is a lack of medical treatment and medicine, he will definitely not be able to get better, and he can only become a burden to everyone. Isn't it dead in the end? It's better to let him die worthwhile and make a contribution to the emperor and the queen mother...... The captain stammered in an explanation.

The Queen Mother vomited, and she had a deep resentment towards Cui Heng in her heart: Don't ask! Just ask! Ask what is good about it!

Cui Heng didn't vomit. He endured it with astonishing willpower, and once again raised the matter to a touching height, making a deafening speech about the duties and responsibilities of his subjects and the emperor, and about the future and destiny of the country and the nation. This speech reached the highest apex of his imperial oratory level, and if there were hundreds of officials, he would definitely be unable to help but prostrate himself on the ground and bow down. There must be a lot of people among them who will cry bitterly.

It's a pity that there are only two guards and countless big trees to listen to the speech.

The Queen Mother sat weakly against the tree, thinking: If there was some fresh fruit and well-adjusted meat soup now, she would not want anything else. (To be continued......)