Chapter 152: The Consequences of Throwing Eggs (I)

One night, Zhang Wen and Ji Qing were very dull, and they didn't talk much, so they hugged each other and fell asleep......

In the morning, Ji Qing woke up early, looking at Zhang Wen a little distracted, and very aggrieved, yesterday he had already expressed his tolerance very much, but he still made Zhang Wen depressed, speechless, and kept thinking about his thoughts......

This is the phone ringing, Zhang Wen was very dissatisfied with the mobile phone handed by Ji Qing, his eyes haven't opened yet: "Hey! ”

"Brother Wen! Help! This time it's a big problem! The fat man howled on the phone.

"Huh? What's the trouble you're getting into with a foodie? Sue sΓΉ you, I only have 100,000 yuan at most, and I still use it for decoration. Don't tell me you're rich for 1.8 million. Zhang Wen sat up suddenly, and his sleepiness disappeared.

"It's not about money, it's about eggs, eggs! Hit someone, get into big trouble! "The fat man is talking nonsense.

"What? Stoned to death, this is too weak, right? Zhang Wen first breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked in surprise.

"It's good to be stoned, but it's not stoned, and you're going to be my wife. Isn't it my life! The fat man said with a sad face.

"And this good thing? Then I'll come and see, someone is willing to marry you, you should be happy, why are you like killing a pig? Zhang Wen's face regained a heartless smile, and Ji Qing suddenly felt that the original harmony had been restored again, and happily pasted it up.

"You don't know, it's Xing Chunhua from their village, tall and strong, and it will definitely be more fierce than Xing Chunhua in the future." Who would dare to ask for it. The fat man cried out in horror.

"Huh! Then you can't afford to provoke and hide? Run! Zhang Wen was also stunned, this seems to be a little scary, no wonder the fat man is like this.

"I want you to say that if I could run, I would have run a long time ago, this time it's my sister, Xing Chunhua, and Zhu Zhiyuan, how dare you run! Come on, in 'Another Estate'. When it's too late, the brothers will be beaten into tricks. The fat man said sadly.

Also, these are the only people in the town who can suppress this happy pig.

"What? Today's dowry? Zhang Wen thinks this speed is too fast.

"What? The day before the dowry, I carried a basket of eggs by myself and ran away! The fat man said indignantly.

"Huh? It's not fussy, it's cheap. What a terrifying dinosaur this is, sending itself out in such a hurry? Alright, I'll be right here! Zhang Wen felt that today's events were new. So he urged Ji Qing: "Quick, quick, help me prepare clothes, mine rush over!" ”

Ji Qing stared at Zhang Wen, didn't move for a long time, and said, "I, I'll go too?" Okay? If it's not convenient, I'll wait for you outside. ”

"That's right! Let's go together, anyway, at Sister Wu Mei's place, you are also familiar with the way, hurry up and get your clothes. Zhang Wen patted his head and said, he has always been used to acting alone, but he neglected Ji Qing.

"Hey! Good! Ji Qing immediately got out of bed and prepared neatly.

Seeing Ji Qing's excited appearance, Zhang Wen complained a little that he hadn't thought it through just now, wouldn't it make her happier to take her with him?

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The fat man didn't say nonsense, it was really a matter of throwing eggs, that day he followed a group of old ladies to Lao Bai's house to encircle Lao Bai, and was stopped by Lao Bai's neighbors downstairs, the fat man followed behind, and directly began to attack Lao Bai's window, and it really took a little strength to throw the egg to the fourth floor, the fat man had an egg, a preserved egg, and threw it happily, but the hit rate was a little worse, and then he felt that it was not enjoyable, and he picked up two eggs and threw them together, but he didn't dare to use too hard to hold two eggs in one hand, for fear of crushing, So I held it a little lighter, put on a posture, used all my strength, retreated and raised my hand, and then I only saw an egg fly out.

The fat man still wondered: What about the other one? I heard a woman's exclamation behind me: "Ah! Who is it? Who is it? Who is so lacking in virtue. ”

It's bad, the fat man understood, he didn't dare to hold it too tightly when he raised his hand just now, and slipped out of one, or how to throw out one! The fat man turned his head to see that the face of a woman was full of egg whites and egg yolks, and he couldn't see what this woman looked like at all, and the woman was scolding loudly while wiping the egg yolks on her face.

Before she could open her eyes, the fat man turned and ran, and when the woman wiped the yolk off her face and opened her eyes to find someone, she saw a fat man in the distance, carrying a basket of eggs in his hand and a towel on his head, like a guerrilla. The one who ran was fast, and he turned his head from time to time to look, and what was even more annoying was that he was grinning......

This woman's name is Lin Qiaomei, strictly speaking, her mother is the real Xingjia Village, married to another town decades ago, according to the generation, it should be regarded as Xing Chunhua's aunt, and recently returned to the town with her daughter, Lin Qiaomei is working in Xing Chunhua's company, it happens to be okay today, seeing so many people coming here to see the excitement, she also followed behind to see, I didn't expect to see any excitement, a fresh egg flew in front of me, right in the brain......

Lin Qiaomei returned to the company angrily and told Xing Chunhua about the matter, as soon as she heard that it was a fat man and carrying a basket of eggs, Xing Chunhua immediately confirmed that the murderer must be a golden fat man, and others did not have his figure, let alone such a loser. Xing Chunhua was furious: This kid is so immoral, he turned around and ran when he hit someone, and he didn't even say hello!

Xing Chunhua took Lin Qiaomei murderously and went straight to the fat man's "Harmony is precious" box restaurant, and the fat man was sitting there panting! This run, still carrying a basket of eggs, was sweating, and the fat man was holding a magazine and fanning it. I didn't expect to recruit Xing Chunhua, the fat man was very depressed, who was not good to provoke, he provoked this female man, the fat man didn't even fart, and was scolded by Xing Chunhua for a long time, or the fat man's sister came out to greet Xing Chunhua and said good things, so that Xing Chunhua was discouraged, and finally, the fat man shouted impatiently at Lin Qiaomei: "Okay, scolding and scolding, and compensation is also lost, what about it?" Otherwise, the rest of the basket of eggs should be gone, right? The fat man kicked the basket under his feet.

Lin Qiaomei was not polite at all, picked up the basket and left, and raised her face at the fat man before going out: "Dead fat, this time it's cheap for you." Be careful. "Satisfied, I took the eggs and left, this basket of eggs is worth a hundred dollars! Secretly rejoicing.

Xing Chunhua and the fat sister have always been very good, and their company's lunch is also served by the fat man here, so the two are very familiar, and after dissipating their anger, Xing Chunhua and the fat sister were about to chat a few words, seeing Lin Qiaomei and the fat man's actions, the two looked at each other with a tacit understanding, and nodded: Okay, it's very suitable!

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Zhu Zhiyuan took back the prizes in the two lottery tickets, and he had to celebrate what he said, he had never won the jackpot, and he won two notes at once. Therefore, Lao Gu and Lao Yu were invited to help the iron buddies, and they were specially set in another village, which is the holy place for winning the lottery!

Yesterday, I also received a call from Xing Chunhua, and he called the fat man over to give him a wife, Zhu Zhiyuan immediately patted his chest and agreed. Originally, the fat man would have called Zhang Wen even if he didn't call Zhu Zhiyuan, this is the initiator of the lottery, and even Zhu Wenyu admires the five-body throw. However, Zhu Wenyu did not participate in this kind of occasion, he somewhat lost his identity, and he was not very familiar with these people.

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When Zhang Wen arrived at "Another Village", it was only ten o'clock, and he wanted to officially introduce his wife-to-be to everyone, but Ji Qing was afraid of life, so as soon as he entered the door, he hid in Wu Mei's kitchen to help, which made Wu Mei very happy. Zhang Wen shook his head very depressedly, this Ji Qing was really too introverted and timid, so he had to let her be.

When I entered the private room, I found that there were a lot of people here today? Lao Gu also came with his little wife, and the fat sister also came, and she was sitting there with Xing Chunhua discussing something, and she didn't even bother to say a few words when Zhang Wen came, just said hello. There is a woman sitting next to Xing Chunhua, it should be Lin Qiaomei, Zhang Wen looked at it carefully, and Xing Chunhua is really a little similar, but not as strong as Xing Chunhua, and her skin is fairer, and she is ten years old! This will see that Lin Qiaomei is not as arrogant as the fat man said, and she is a little twisted.

Finding that Zhang Wen was looking at herself, Lin Qiaomei glared at him, Zhang Wen bared her teeth and smiled evilly!

Zhang Wen walked inside, and the fat man hurriedly pulled him to sit down: "Did you see it, did you see it, just the one in red, I don't know what my sister thinks, I have to recognize this little girl." ”

"That's good! To have a chest, to have an ass to have an ass, this kind of woman is easy to give birth to, and it is more than enough for you! Lao Gu is experienced and vicious, and said in the tone of a person who has come over.

"Whew! At first glance, it is from Xingjia Village, and it will definitely surpass Xing Chunhua in the future. Let me be the same as Lao Yu? The fat man whispered in exasperation.

"What words? What's wrong with me? Brother, I'm happy now! A few days ago, I bought another box of whitening cream for my wife, didn't you see that my wife is getting whiter and tenderer? Lao Yu said a little proudly.

"A box? Damn, your wife's volume has to be bought box by box. How? Haven't been beaten lately? Or did you let you climb on it? "Lao Gu and Lao Yu are the most familiar, and they talk unscrupulously, of course, Xing Chunhua can't hear this conversation.

"Maybe it's not comfortable at first, wait for you to carry it, hehe! Don't talk about it, whoever sleeps knows it! To give you a little bit of the bottom, it's still an original product, it's already very rare this year. Lao Yu said meaningfully to the fat man. How obscene and obscene that expression is.

"Huh? It's true? It doesn't seem as scary as it was the other two days! The fat man glanced at Lin Qiaomei with some interest.

"I think it's okay, but I don't know how the character is? Don't marry a lazy woman, and come back with trouble! Zhang Wen felt that he was still quite worthy of a fat man, not as terrifying as he said.

"That's not going to happen, I took a basket of eggs back the day before yesterday, I may feel embarrassed, I helped my sister for a day yesterday, and my hands and feet are very neat. My sister also said that she had a big ass and could give birth to a son. The fat man shook his head and said.

Oh, the fat sister is really real, and she has calculated it all at once. Zhang Wen thought of Ji Qing from this, she likes children very much, but unfortunately it is not easy to get pregnant after examination. R1058