498.Chapter 498: I don't remember where I went, what I did
After nearly ten minutes of listening, Jin Chengze, who was full of enthusiasm and hidden deep in his heart, finally figured out what happened between Meng Shasha and Captain Huo last night!
First of all, because Captain Huo took Meng Shasha two buckets of popcorn to give to the military aunt who opened a haberdashery store at the entrance of the army, Meng Shasha took the opportunity to stick to him like a dog skin plaster and wanted to go with him!
Then, because she chased after him relentlessly, he had no choice but to take her with him.
But when she arrived at the door of her aunt's house, Captain Huo didn't let Meng Shasha enter the door, afraid that her aunt would "fall in love at first sight" with her, so Meng Shasha complied.
Then, after delivering the popcorn, Meng Sha Shati yƬ went to the bar for a drink, but Captain Huo insisted on resisting and refused directly...... But the sky is not as good as people, the aunt came out to take out the garbage, and when she saw him pulling and pulling with a beautiful girl, she immediately sternly ordered him to cherish it.
In order not to make the aunt angry, Captain Huo obediently left with Meng Shasha...... This time, you will embark on the road of no return to "erotic encounters"!
"I don't know what she gave me to drink, I can't tell the difference between southeast and northwest after only four or five cups!" Captain Huo told Jin Chengze with a frustrated face, "After I became confused, I don't remember where I went or what I did!" ā
"And how do you know you had that with her?" Jin Chengze was kind and seductive, and the ecstasy in his heart was eager to immediately order Captain Huo to pour beans in a bamboo tube and tell the whole thing in one go!
"I woke up this morning to find me sleeping with the two of her...... None of them were dressed, and there were ...... There is blood ...... on the bed! ā
Speaking of this, Captain Huo couldn't wait to find a hole to get into, so he ripped off the collar of his shirt, "Boss, look, I was bitten like this by her!"
Jin Chengze pretended to be inadvertent, but actually looked very carefully around Captain Huo's neck and even his chest...... This nerd, what kind of bite is this, it's clearly a stormy kiss mark!
Emma, this Meng Shasha is really crazy, poor Xiao Huo was actually bitten all over his body! Jin Chengze has silently praised Meng Shasha thousands of times in his heart, a man with a very stable chassis like Captain Huo, she can handle it, this girl really has the ability!
Shen Fei, who was outside the door, overheard this, and his heart itched like a crab's claws scratching, and he really wanted to see it with his own eyes...... How did Captain Huo get bitten by Sasha?
"How have I seen people lately?" Captain Huo was as sad as the end of the world, he touched his neck with both hands, bruised and purple kiss marks, all over his neck and chin, and even the "vicious" woman next to his ears did not let go!
"Ugh!" How can you comfort this sad baby? Jin Chengze fell into hard thought, he won the bet, but, as his right-hand man, he suffered such a big "grievance", he couldn't help him out...... What should I do?
Could it be that the police called the police to arrest Meng Shasha and punish her as a forcible crime? This is also extremely inappropriate!
"Uh, do you know what's going on with that blood on the bed?" Kaneshiro asked Captain Huo.
"I don't know, is she menstruating?" Captain Huo is good at leading troops to fight, but his understanding of women is limited to knowing that they will come to the eldest aunt every month!
"If you have a period, she won't ask you to go to a bar for a drink, because women can't drink during that period!" Jin Chengze happily played a patient expert, and helped Captain Huo solve problems in detail and specifically, "If you drink alcohol when your period comes, it is likely to lead to infertility, so Sasha's menstruation definitely didn't come last night!" ā
"Hmm!" Captain Huo nodded.
"Look, even though you're covered in bruises, you don't have any wounds, do you? So, that blood isn't yours either! ā
"Hmm!" Captain Huo nodded again.
"And you're so drunk that you can't bite her, right?"
"Yes!" He won't bite her if he kills her!
"Then there is only one possibility...... Belch! Jin Chengze attached to Captain Huo's ear, "Sasha gave you her virgin body last night!" ā
"Huh?!" Captain Huo was hit by five thunderbolts, his face turned from black to yellow, and the whole person was not good in an instant...... "What should I do?" Will I be responsible for her first time? ā