Chapter 1 Russian Roulette and Xiaolongbao and God
"So, what did you eat this morning?"
Mirei Misaka, wearing an apron, stood in front of the stove, holding her chin and frowning.
"If you fried sausage with kimchi, I already ate it yesterday... Wouldn't it be too easy to only have fried eggs and toast? So do you want to make thick oyaki and miso soup......
The girl, who was worried about breakfast, muttered as she took out the ingredients she could find from the refrigerator.
"Miso and some... Mushroom... Kelp... Bean curd... Egg... Dried seaweed... Wow! Why do square, dried seaweeds have chips with human tooth marks? β
The girl picked up the dried seaweed with the notch and put it in front of her eyes, stared at it seriously for a while, and then chewed it off neatly with a "click" with a big mouth, and then put the neat-looking seaweed back in place as if nothing happened, while chewing it "clucking".
ββ¦ Someone must have stolen it again... Well, in this case, you won't be able to tell that you've been bitten by someone......"
The girl chewed happily as she picked up chopsticks and bowls.
"So, let's beat the eggs first......"
As the scent of miso soup and omelette fills the room and mixes into a more appetizing taste, the busy girl suddenly feels a palpitating danger from her back.
"Omelette! I want to eat! β
It's not a warning or a warning at all, it's something like a declaration.
The girl in the cooking reached out to turn off the fire, turned around quickly, and hit it directly with her head mallet without looking.
"Bang-"
With a muffled sound, the pure white nun, who was attacking the omelette, was hit head-on and squatted on the floor with her head in her hands.
"It's not an omelette at all." The girl in the apron was condescendingly crossed, and even from the perspective of the nun on the floor, it was impossible to see her expression clearly, only the eyes that shimmered with a strange light and the mouth that looked like a crack, "That's the raw material of thick egg grill... Miss Intix... You know the rules of Misaka... Cooking is not done before... Any act of vandalism to the work...... Die! β
"Whoaaaaaaa
The nun screamed in horror to stay away from the blackened cook, but the cook girl did not forgive her for her reckless behavior, a little blue and white lightning flashed, and the pure white nun maintained a frightened expression and fled posture, stiff like a statue, only her eyes turned like small animals and turned towards the bathroom door to send a message for help.
"Whew..."The girl turned away with a sigh of relief, but now due to the harassment just now, there was a problem with the heat of the food preparation.
"Mouthful! ββIs it not enough to turn off the fire in a hurry? That wouldn't be perfect! At this time, it is too late to readjust the firepower...... Damn it... In this case, you will be in control directly! β
So the electric powerhouse held the frying pan of the omelette in one hand and the iron pot of soup in the other, and the electric light shone on the palm of his hand, and the sound of "hissing" omelette and "gurgling" soup sounded at the same timeβnext to the stiff nun who remained in a terrified state, and the tricolor cat who had been hiding behind the TV in the first place.
When the sleepy-eyed Kamijo opened the bathroom door, he saw such a realistic scene of "breakfast making zuΓ²".
ββ¦β¦ Girl, the scene of the girl cooking......"
Although he was very stupid, he still couldn't hold back his tears.
"But...... Can it be a little warmer and more ordinary...... Why is it still such a strange scene......"
β¦β¦
"Now, it's yours."
The girl in her apron put the cut corners of the thick custard into a small saucer, and then leaned over in front of the sphinx, who was clearly on guard.
The tricolor cat looked up at the girl, then at the plate, then reached out and sniffed the food inside, as if to say, "Is it really okay to eat?" It smells good, but it can't be poisoned, right? β¦β¦ However, it smells really good, can it really be eaten? β
On the table, the soft and glutinous rice, the thick egg-grilled egg sliced into long cubes sprinkled with sparkling caviar and the hot miso soup with kelp, seaweed, mushrooms, tofu and chopped green onions.
"Well, there aren't many ingredients, so that's all the way the miso soup is...... It's not perfect, but it's just a good thing to eat. β
As she spoke, the girl put the washed utensils back in place, and then reached out to unbutton the apron behind her back.
However, the apron itself is not for girls, so it is a little wide, and the position of the belt buckle is quite difficult to reach, and the girl tried twice without success.
Even so, the girl didn't ask the two people at the table for help at all, and still tried on her own.
"Alas......"
Kamijo Dangma looked at her like this, and then sighed heavily.
Since she was discharged from the hospital a few days ago, it has become a habit to come over every day to cook. The reason is naturally that there are no kitchenware and refrigerators in the girl's dormitory, and although there is a stove with a unified design, there is still nothing to do without kitchenware and things to preserve ingredients.
Although it was not pleasant to be sneaked into her room every morning, thanks to her, Intix's food was guaranteed every day, at least she would not run to school because of hunger and cause a commotion.
When I gave her a comic book, I went to the girl's room once, and I could see that the humble place could only provide accommodation.
In the end, she's just a clone in a plan in the school city.,Neither relatives nor friends.,I'm afraid the source of life is a problem.,There's no one to help Zhang Luo furniture or anything.γ Although I have amnesia, I still have parents, teachers, classmates, and friends...... She still has a lot more than she has......
She has always been in the same situation as she is now, and she wants to solve all the problems by herself at all times. It was the same time when I stopped Shi YΓ n before, and then I was lying on the hospital bed covered in injuries...... As for how many times there have been similar things in secret, I don't know at all.
"This kind of thing just needs to be on the strip to ensure the result."
At that time, she was actually not sure to defeat the "strongest", right? But she still fought recklessly, and the "insurance" she left behind was herself - if she died, the person who could stop the "strongest" and the experiment would be me.
Why was she so sure that she, the incapacitated, could defeat the "strongest"?
Completely unknowing.
However, you can still feel her reluctant trust, as unwilling trust as her last words.
Although both my sister and my sister are so strong, when will the arrogance of "I just need to solve everything alone" stop? Don't just think about solving all your problems by yourself all the time, stupid!
"Even if it's for someone who is worried about you, ask someone for help once in a while, you guy......"
Kamijo Dangma muttered under his breath, then reached out and pulled the button behind the girl's back.
"Huh? Thanks, Kamijo boy. The girl quickly hung up her apron and sat down at the low table, "I don't want to be preached like this by the guy who rushes at the front of everything, there are some things that no one else can do, don't you often encounter this situation?" I'm moving! βββ
The girl picked up her chopsticks and was about to start her breakfast, but an empty bowl next to her was handed over.
"One more bowl! ββAnd thick egg roast too! β
The pure white nun had completely fallen into the abyss of food at this time, and her green eyes flashed with high fighting spirit, and she didn't even notice the rice grains hanging on her mouth.
"Good~good~" The girl sighed, reaching out to brush the rice from Intix's mouth, while taking the empty bowl and getting up again, "Speaking of which, as a nun, shouldn't you be restrained in your own **?" If you overeat so much early in the morning, will your stomach get bigger and bigger......
"But what is the point of moderation if you die of starvation? The Lord is very gracious and will not blame me! β
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So breakfast passed in a conversation that didn't have much to eat.
When the girl was washing the dishes and chopsticks by the sink, there was still about half an hour left before the start of the first class of the last school in Kamijo Danma.
The identity of Shangjo Dangma is a student.,Although it's not favored 1VO.,But I still have to go to school.γ
Lifting the flat school bag, Shangjo Dangma began to confirm his belongings, "textbooks, homework, stationery, wallets, keys, bank cards...... Where did the bento box go? β
Kamijo looked up and cast a questioning glance at the girl by the pool.
Facing his gaze, the girl casually threw the lunch box over.
"Wow! Why use the lost one! If I accidentally miss it, my lunch will not be ......" I hurriedly grabbed the top strip of the lunch box and opened it to look at it, and the following words were completely swallowed back into my stomach.
There are four hot buns in the lunch box, which is stuffed to the brim.
Even if you drop it on the floor and break the lid, there is no problem at all.
"Now, there's going to be a surprise in one of the buns."
The girl who put the last bowl back in the cupboard wiped her hands and smiled back at the boy.
Kamijo Dangma only felt that his whole body was as if he was being targeted by a fierce beast, and he shivered.
"Well, don't be surprised! Last time, the tempuro was filled with wasabi, and the sushi from last time was completely filled with sweet lard...... Can you prepare a bento box with a completely normal taste? β
"Okay, then it's done again." The girl snapped her fingers, and then slowly began to take the ingredients out of the refrigerator, "Hmm... Do you want to make crab roe buns or xiao long bao...... It will take four hours to meet first......"
"Ahhhh Because there is no class in the afternoon! β
"What, what?"
The girl who was triumphantly admiring the miserable appearance of the last article stiffened as if she had suddenly drunk chili peppers while drinking tea.
"Why give half-day vacation to miserable students on a day that is neither a holiday nor an event? Could it be that today is the birthday of the upside-down man, or the birthday of his wife or husband, or the birthday of his second wife or friend, or so great mercy......"
Uejo, who hadn't heard the girl's whispered broken thoughts at all, explained proudly:
"Today is the school season. Change, season. Winter uniforms are to be distributed today, and the afternoon will give students time to adapt and adjust to the new uniforms. Your 'surprise', let's save it for next time! β
Shangjo Danma showed a triumphant smile, happily turned the lunch box on his fingers like a basketball, and turned around before pushing the door out and deliberately explained:
"Oh, by the way, I'll eat xiaolongbao at noon. It's just four hours before noon, so there's no problem with the time. β
A flash of lightning flashed, just hitting the door of the room that Shangjo Dangma had closed in time.
"Give me less smugness, bastard! Do you want to have a 'xiaolongbao big draw' at noon? I will try to make zuΓ² according to the rules of the Russian roulette game, and make sure that only one out of 6 will make you swallow it smoothly! β
"It's okay to try it with Intix, if it's her, as long as it's food, it's no problem......"
The voice of the young man outside the door faded away with the sound of refreshing footsteps, and you can imagine how happy Kamijo Danma was for such a thing as "gaining the upper hand in the confrontation with Miyoshi Misaka".
"Damn, don't think that's it...... Well, do you want to dispose of Intix in advance? β
The girl grinded her teeth and rolled her brown eyes bonely, clenching her fingers like the protagonist in a kung fu movie, making a "clucking" bone popping sound.
The pure white nun and the three-colored cat next to her hugged each other in fear, huddled in the corner of the room, and looked at the great demon king who was planning some evil action in the center of the room.
"Lord... Please bless Intix and the Sphinx... If it's too difficult, just bless Intix, and you can ......"
"Meow? βββ
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