"Eleven, Heavenly Master, two hundred and fifty-two," the uncle didn't read it out and closed the book, looking at the grandfather, "Hehe, uncle, I obey you!" You're going to bankrupt me for money! Two hundred and fifty-two, beggars! ”

"Hehe, coincidence, coincidence, maybe the candle he smoked a pig killer, isn't it excellent to raise pigs in a dragon? It's okay to catch her quickly, your barley just happens to be a policeman, you train her! "Grandpa hugged me, although he said it to my uncle, in fact, he said it to me, because grandpa knew that I could understand and remember.

"If she smokes a beggar! I donated all my family property to the ancestral house to live with you! Uncle said and took out his mobile phone and pressed the number, "Hey, listen, within ten minutes, shadow puppetry, police hat, pig-killing knife, white thing, uncle, is your peachwood sword still there?" Grandpa nodded, and the uncle said again, "You don't need to prepare the peachwood sword, and then prepare only the broken bowl, don't you talk nonsense, you just want others to use it, that shadow puppet bought the hottest from the opera troupe, and then send it back when it is used up, this still needs to be taught!" The police hat said hello to the director and borrowed it, the benefits are indispensable to him, do you still use me to teach the pig killing knife? You don't know what white things are, dead people use makeup, what do I want you waste to do! Go ahead and don't forget to break the bowl and grab one from the side of the road! Is an antique bowl called a broken bowl? Uncle hung up the phone angrily.

"Saying that they are all polite to them is waste, and the poor people are not as good as before." After hanging up the phone, the uncle sighed, although he couldn't understand how rich he was and how poor he was now, but I saw his posture and the group of people outside the door, which I had never seen at that time.

"Hey, I'll be done in a minute. Let's go and worship the river god together, he saved you once. Grandpa reminded the uncle with a straight face.

"Go, who said no. Isn't that just seeing? I'll go! If you catch it, I'll take the big gift, if you can't catch it, hehe, I'll go and sue! Who I looked. The uncle smiled perfunctorily, feeling a little disdainful of the river god.

Soon the things were ready, and the uncle snatched me from my grandfather and threw me to the ground. And these things prepared for me, I looked at the shadow puppets that were more frightened than the other, and I approached first. It's a woman, I don't know what role she is, she seems to be a long time ago, she has become a sperm, and when she saw me in the past, Qi Qi Ai Ai's began to sing, "The nature of the slave family should be virtuous, how can I marry unsatisfactory, and I am greedy for my uncle's young talent." Wait for me to get the moon before the water! How can that uncle have a hard temperament! Not from me! I had to go out and find my lover! How do you know that the person who lingered with me that night and night was the wicked one! Pull me out and peel my skin! Sell me to Juyingban! I'm suffering, I'm suffering, I'm crying, I'm a beauty. became this Pan Jinlian alive! Little brother, little brother, come and choose the slave family! ”

Because I was young at the time, I couldn't understand the shadow puppet play at all, and I was frightened by her shrill crying voice, and when I looked back at my grandfather, it seemed that he didn't see it, but my tears were already in my eyes.

"What are you afraid of, what do you choose, and they can still eat you?" Uncle has changed his face, and he has begun to get angry when he sees that I am hesitating.

"How old is she, isn't she afraid of what she hasn't seen? You think you can't see anything from anyone! Grandpa slapped the uncle on the back of the head again.

"My men are still there. Save me some face! Uncle was very angry.

"Kid, choose me. With me, no woman can get it, that kind of lowly embryo woman is not worthy of you, college students and women from good families are not all rushing to be a junior for you, the car and house can be changed casually, and you don't have to spend your own money, power is king. "I was so frightened by that shrill male voice that I took a few steps back and fell to the ground, the police badge was distorted, and an evil black mist emanated from around the police hat, and the police hat was also fine?

"Hum haw haw ho Even the pig-killing knife next to it made a pig sound, how many killings did it take, how many pigs died, and even the knife body was possessed by pigs?

"The young man is so handsome, do you need me to draw you a dead man's costume, now the painting can also be discounted by 20% to ensure that your body does not rot, I am afraid that the current people do not pay attention to burning the corpse!" Otherwise, we won't be lonely! The makeup box next to the pig-killing knife also came to join in the fun, and as he spoke, he opened the lid and prepared to pounce on my face, but because Grandpa's peachwood sword was beside him, he just circled back and forth on the tray and didn't dare to pounce.

"I'm so wronged, I can't eat enough and don't warm up, and I was half-hung and pressed into mud and no one collected the body, just such a baby, and I was picked up by my peers!" Two figures floated out of the broken white bowl next to the peachwood sword, and their bodies were still in the bowl, but the upper bodies of the two people were squeezed out of the bowl wall, and the edge of the bowl was still stained with blood, and the other person immediately grabbed the neck of the person who spoke just now, "You look at things, you will harm me if you become a meat puree, I was killed by a group of thugs when I was sleeping with your bowl, and even the corpse that I didn't collect is estimated to be fed to wild cats and wild dogs!" ”

"You blame me? My leg is lame, crossing the highway and even the towing belt is run over, no one cares, who do I look for! ”

"Ah, didn't you pass on bad luck to me, can we die peacefully, and still come here after death?"

"No, what are we doing here?"

"It's caught, whoever is chosen by this kid can turn over!" The shrill voice of the police hat made me very uncomfortable, and I couldn't stand up with my legs weak, let alone choose who to arrest.

"Really? Won't the slave family be able to keep the clouds open and see the sun? The slave family was killed by love, little brother, you have to choose the slave family to avenge the slave family! As soon as the shadow puppet heard this, he was in a state of flux, and he was about to jump off the tray.

"You pariahs who have the right to be great! Little friends have the right is king, don't let me say more, you also have a number! "The black fog of the police hat has spread wider.

"Ahem, why are you choking, it turned out to be you, more pungent than my white powder! Isn't power just a pile of bones in the end? How can I still accumulate yin virtue, I said, don't pretend to be a gentleman, your first two masters, one drank to death and the other indulged in excessive lust and died, aren't they all the makeup I painted? As for this one? Hehe, sooner or later, be greedy for money and die! When I was shot, I thought about preparing more white powder to plug the gun's hole! Don't be deceived by him, come to the big sister, you can eat meat and makeup! Haha"

"What are you arguing about one by one! Kid, listen to the two of us! Women are unreliable, power is in the clouds, that pig can only hum, can you do a woman's work as a man? It's better to leave it to the women, let alone this next to us! Not for you! Or choose us, asking for food is also a technical job, where to go to the rich, where to eat enough, we will slowly teach you in the future, we are a good book to sell and buy! Pretend to be pitiful, don't worry about food and clothing! ”

"Phew, don't fart, you don't have to worry about food and clothing, and you don't have a place to die! Cross the road! Beaten to death by thugs! Does it sound good to say? I don't even deserve to paint makeup, you just throw your life in the crematorium! ”

It must be a water product (to be continued......)

ps: I hope I won't be checked by the water meter when this chapter is released! If the water meter is up, please raise your noble hands and don't forbid, and the water is praying, my important second volume 10 chapter, the amount of information is too large and I want to write five more chapters, for the sake of me not delaying the plot, bless me from being checked the water meter!! Pray, pray!