Li Xiaojian lit one end of the firecracker, and the crackling sound of firecrackers sounded instantly, because Wang Buer superimposed the firecracker with the word "hair", and after igniting, the firecrackers exploded in piles, making a huge noise and bursts of rising smoke.

'Earth Red' bloomed with a blinking light, and the white smoke rising from all around enveloped everyone, taking this opportunity, Sister Feng released the cosmetics and fitness equipment in the ring and placed them not far from the egg cake stall.

After the sound of firecrackers, the early students in the school rushed to the door, after all, there was such a movement at the school gate in the morning, and everyone was very curious. The students, who were still asleep, hurriedly got up from their beds, with different ideas, and some even suspected that there was an 'earthquake'.

Looking at the wreckage left behind after the sound of 'earth red' and a vague word 'hair' printed on the ground, Xi Shi and King Lanling opened their mouths wide and exclaimed: "Wow, it's high-tech again!" ”

Mother-in-law, Pan An and Yue Lao reacted very much to the firecrackers, and the three of them directly covered their ears and hid dozens of meters, and only then did they cower and come over after the release, there were no such things in their cognition.

Liu Yong stared at the firecrackers in admiration, and after a long time, he tugged at Li Xiaojian's sleeve and asked, "Xiaojian, this is gunpowder, right?" ”

Li Xiaojian scratched his head and said, "It's the same, this thing is made of gunpowder." ”

Liu Yong immediately patted his thigh and said, "Great, I didn't expect you to be able to get arms." ”

Li Xiaojian asked inexplicably, "What do you mean?" I said Lao Liu, what do you want to do? ”

Liu Yong's face was full of excitement and said: "I need gunpowder, a lot of gunpowder!" ”

"You're not trying to blow up the gates, are you?" Li Xiaojian exclaimed, he could hardly understand why Liu Yong was so curious about gunpowder.

Liu Yong said with a longing on his face: "Xiaojian, I want to blow up the mountain." ”

Li Xiaojian shrank his neck and said: "Don't be kidding, you have to use high-weight explosives to blow up the mountain, this thing can't do it." ”

Liu Yongle said: "Anyway, as long as we can get it, as long as we can blow up the hole, we have hope to get the treasure." ”

"Treasure? What are you talking about? Diao Chan had been listening to the god-like dialogue between the two, and when he heard the treasure, he interjected.

Liu Yong smiled stupidly, indicating that he was unwilling to answer. Diao Chan glanced at him, pulled Li Xiaojian's arm and said, "Brother-in-law, what is this thing?" I don't seem to have seen it during the Three Kingdoms period. ”

"Of course, it's modern technology." Li Xiaojian said casually.

Diao Chan said: "I don't care, anyway, you say it in advance next time you use it, it's scary." ”

"Oh, okay." Li Xiaojian scratched his head and said, at this time he realized the danger just now, if Xi Shi and King Lanling rushed in as a monster and made a few gestures, wouldn't they come out as black people? What if the donkey rushes in? Is it possible to eat explosive donkey meat at noon?

After the firecrackers were set off, there were many students around, and everyone was curious about what was going on here. When the crowd completely surrounded several people, Li Xiaojian took a stool from the old man who sold egg cakes, stood up and shouted: "Ladies and gentlemen, good morning!" ”

Li Xiaojian almost used all his strength, and because the crowd was too noisy, his shouts could be heard in the first few rows. However, even if someone heard his voice, their eyes were not on him, but at the historical celebrities who had crossed over from the underworld and were discussing.

"Look, it's that handsome guy, finally seeing him again."

"I heard that he has a broken back, do you like it too?"

"Brokeback? What's there, maybe it's Li Xiaojian messing around. ”

"Yes, it must be Li Xiaojian who came up with a solution because he was afraid that we would chase him. Wow, look at the two beauties around him, they are so beautiful, they are really envious, jealous and hateful! ”

"Who says it's not, they're much better than those actresses with unspoken rules."

"Look at who those two are, and why are they so ugly? Yo, that woman's face is full of acne, and she is so close to Li Xiaojian, she can't be Li Xiaojian's ......"

"Don't talk nonsense, I heard that Li Xiaojian's door is very hard, and even the captain of the police station gave him a slap."

"Really? What are they trying to do? Gym equipment? Cosmetics? ”

"Look at the copper-skinned man standing next to the ugly girl, I think he is the most handsome, super temperamental, looks cold, and the most manly."

"No, he's really handsome, a bit of Gu Tianle's fan."

"He is much more handsome than Gu Tianle, and I guarantee that his chest muscles must be very developed."

"Dude, look at that old man, isn't that white donkey he rides the one that eats the big willow tree? It's so powerful, all the celebrities in the campus post bar have appeared today. ”

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Looking at the uncontrollable crowd remarks, Li Xiaojian had no choice but to raise his voice again and said: "Everyone, pay attention, we are here to promote products today." ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at the crowd, there were roughly twice as many girls as boys, so he pointed to the cosmetics and said, "Have you seen it?" This is the latest cosmetics developed by the manufacturer, which can make you stay young, make you refreshed, make your skin radiant, and make you ......"

Li Xiaojian's voice was very loud, but it was worn out by the crowd, obviously in front of historical celebrities, his existence was insignificant.

The crowd that came up almost encircled them inside, and when Sister Feng saw that she was about to lose control, she gritted her teeth and pulled Li Xiaojian down, walked up to the bench, and shouted at the crowd with her lion roar: "Everyone be quiet!" Be quiet! Be quiet! ”

"Quiet" spread through the crowd, as if it had magical power, and gradually took root in the hearts of the people, and these unruly students quickly quieted down, and everyone turned their eyes to Sister Feng, even ignoring the eight super shocking colored pimples on her face.

Sister Feng saw that everyone was quiet, and then shouted: "We officially opened today, mainly endorsing two kinds of products, the first is the cosmetics endorsed by our classmates An An, please take a look!" ”

Sister Feng yelled and stretched out her hand to point to the cosmetics in front of her, and then got down from the bench and let Pan An stand up.

"Brother An, relax." Li Xiaojian admonished in Pan An's ear.

Pan An was a little nervous, his hands were clenched into fists, the corners of his mouth twitched inexplicably, and an extremely discordant smile appeared on his face. Despite this, Pan An's smile was enough to fascinate many girls, and the corners of those nymphomaniacs were about to drool, staring at Pan An with a demented face, as if a believer was waiting for God's order.

Pan An swallowed, searched for the words Liu Yong taught him in his head, and shouted at the female students: "Hello everyone, my name is An An, and I am the spokesperson of these cosmetics." ”

"An An, I love you!" I don't know who in the crowd shouted, and then the sound tide burst out, wave after wave.

Pan An made a pause gesture and continued: "Our cosmetics are natural and non-irritating, and will make you add infinite charm after use, whether your skin is good or bad, after using our products, it will make you radiant and youthful, just like me, different from ordinary people." ”

"Really?" Someone in the crowd immediately asked.

Pan An nodded and said, "Of course, people are matched with clothes and horses with saddles, only good cosmetics can make you highlight the charm of a woman and make handsome guys obsessed with you." ”

Li Xiaojian raised his thumb behind him and said in his heart: Really high, I said Brother An, is this word you thinking?

After Pan An finished speaking, the female students around him were already ready to move, and many female students even shouted: "An An, can I hug you?" ”

"An An, can I kiss you?"

"An An, I love you!"

"An An, marry me!"

Pan An really couldn't listen to it, so he simply said directly: "Everyone wants to buy our products, right?" If you want to buy it, line up and come one by one. ”

After Pan An finished speaking, the crowd immediately became chaotic, and the female students scrambled to form a long line, during which many of them clashed because of the scramble, but they thought that the fight would damage the image of the lady in front of Pan An, so they obediently lined up.

Li Xiaojian couldn't help but sigh, it seems that the celebrity effect is really powerful, no wonder those advertisements invite first-line stars, no wonder the advertising expenses of first-line stars are millions at a time, this is the effect. Pan An's words are said by ordinary people, and it is estimated that these college students are too lazy to look at them, but when they come out of Pan An's mouth, the effect is different.

Seeing everyone lined up, Li Xiaojian stood on the stool and shouted: "Before the cosmetics go on sale, I want to say a few words to everyone." Since today is the first day of sale, the goods are limited, if you don't buy them, you can wait until next week and we will come back. Also, don't be frightened by the price of our products, because a good product should have its own value. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, we still want to get close to An An." The schoolgirls were a little impatient.

Li Xiaojian coughed and shouted: "Let me finally state that anyone who buys a double copy can get an autograph from An An!" ”