Chapter 1: The Female Guards Who Save the College City
The warm sun is shining, the autumn is high and cool, it is really good not in good weather, and the current time is in the afternoon, which is the most suitable for basking in the sun and taking a nap or something.
"Bore, bore, bore, bore, bore, bore, boring, boring, boring, boring, ......boring, boring
In a ward in the seventh school district of the school park city,A short-haired girl in a hospital gown,Rolling in a hospital bed full of sunshine is bored.γ
By the way, the bed under her is three times larger than a normal hospital bed.
Because...... This was originally the reason why she made her own decisions and put the three hospital beds together.
The reason is that "I protect my sisters under the clutches of LOLI", which makes people feel confused, and those who know the truth may also say "Huh? How does it feel like the three of you are washing together and waiting for the master to go to bed? Such a complaint.
But the guy who made that kind of complaint has long been blown by the girl PIA, and 10031 and the last work have now gone to make body adjustments, so this big bed is only owned by her.
However, there was another person in the room.
In the shadow of the corner, on the hospital bed, lay a slender teenager.
Miserable white hair, bright red eyes.
The strongest superpower in the school city,One side passes.γ
At this moment, the nap was just interrupted by the girl's broken thoughts......
The sound could now be reflected, but the interrupted nap could not continue anyway.
Fang Tong sat up suddenly, perhaps deliberately exerting too much force, and the hospital bed let out a "creaking" protest sound.
The girl who was tired of being crooked on the bed looked back listlessly at the side of the "accumulation of anger", then turned back and closed her eyes and continued to roll:
"It's boring...... One side is LOLI controlled, how about jumping off a building? β
"Tsk......"
It's stupid, if only this guy had died there......
The impact-resistant system in the cerebral marrow of one party has been subjected to a similar test these days, and it seems to have been upgraded - if it had been put in the past, it would have been put into action a long time ago.
"When will they come back......" The girl who squinted and rolled on the bed asked meaninglessly.
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Fang Tong didn't mean to talk to him at all, because he knew that the girl wasn't asking himβshe was just talking to herself.
And
He and she are not people of the same world at all.
Just like now, even in the same hospital room, she could mumble "boring" while bathing in the warm sunlight, and she deserved to be huddled in the only corner where no sunlight hits.
But what you have to do doesn't change.
Even if she doesn't forgive her, she will continue to repay the "debt" she owes.
One day, Fang Tong believes so much, and one day, he can enjoy his own light like her......
"Hey, one side LOLI control!"
The girl's voice interrupted his thoughts, and he looked up impatientlyβ
A white object rapidly expanded in front of his eyes.
Without blinking an eye, one side knows that something of this level cannot pose a threat to oneself, whether it is a bullet or a nuclear bomb, there is no difference.
The flying prop is bounced off and then shot in the girl's face.
The girl whose face was covered by the pillow that bounced back was hurriedly making a protest of "woo~".
What's going on?
One party tilted his white head in confusion.
"Woooooooooo......oo Call! ~β
Brushing aside the fluffy pillow in one go, the girl inhaled the fresh air deeply:
"It's so dangerous, it's almost suffocating...... One side LOLI control! β
As if the other party had done something heinous, the girl stood on the hospital bed and reprimanded with righteous words:
"Fouled, bastard! Don't use the ability at this time! β
"Huh? What stupid things to say? β
One side of the passage asked, crooked his mouth.
"Pillow war, pillow war! Using the ability is cheating, bastard! β
"Hey, boring......"
One party turned his head to face the wall with disdain, not at all accompaniment.
But
"Or do you not even win by throwing a pillow without using your abilities? Poofβ"
Behind him, the girl's sneer sounded.
"Squeakβ"
The anger that had accumulated since he was admitted to the hospital had reached its limit, and finally the sound of a break came from the forehead of one party. So he stood on the hospital bed with a "whew-" sound, lifted his two pillows with his hands, stared at the girl on the opposite bed with blood-colored eyes, and opened his mouth and said:
"It's OK if you don't use your abilities, right? You said it yourself, don't blame me for your death, bastard! - Huh? β
Because the three beds were put together, the girl on the opposite side was holding three pillows in each hand, and then looking at what she was holding, one party felt that the other party's combat power was at least three times that of herself at this time!
"Brush the barrage or something, Misaka likes it the most!"
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Huang Quanchuan Aiho walked in the corridor of the hospital carrying fruit.
This is a special area of the hospital, and ordinary patients will not be placed here. And the patient she is going to visit is indeed not an ordinary person.
"Although there are many problems, that child can still change slowly......"
While thinking so, he pushed open the door of the wardβ
A pillow smashed directly into her face.
"Where did you throw all your pillows, bastard!"
"It's noisy, it's dead, it's dead, it's dead! You didn't just throw your pillow out of the window! β
It's nice that there's such a mess of stupid people everywhere......
Thinking so, he walked into the room.
"It looks very spiritual, one side passes the sauce~"
"Huh?"
The hair and clothes were scattered on the side of the passage panting and turned back, and then eerily petrified.
"But...... I really didn't expect you to lose the pillow, one side of the pass sauce ~ poofhahaha......"
The female guard of the boba crossed her waist and laughed exaggeratedly like a Warring States general, and there was a wave in her chest.
Meiling, who was pulling the pillow and confronting one party, saw that her eyes were straight......
"It's... It's wonderful...... Boba visits also come with milk shake benefits......"
Wiping her saliva vigorously, the girl put on a pure angelic expression and sparkled towards Huangquanchuan Aiho:
"Let Misaka drown in this raging wave! ~β
"Boom! ~β
Meiling's assault did not achieve the intended goal, and the female guard suppressed the girl in an instant with a very skillful anti-wolf technique.
"Pain Pain ......"
"Oh~ Dare to openly attack the guards, it's not a small courage, Meiling-chan! ~" Saying this, Huang Quanchuan increased his strength slightly.
"Shhhh Not really! ~ Just now, the body moved on its own! β
"So, you're the kind of perverted sauce that succumbs to physical desires?"
"That's right, it's not a pervert!" I don't know if it was pain or shyness, the girl's face turned red.
"Then tell me for yourself, how do you classify the guy who is a woman and does a breast attack on the same sex?" Huang Quanchuan's eyes flashed with a playful light.
ββ¦β¦ Even if it's a pervert ......"
The girl bit her lip and said in a declaration that she had everything to offer:
"It's also called perverted...... Gentleman!! β
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"How? One side of the pass sauce, do you want to consider participating in the Discipline Commission. Just by your name, the security of the city will definitely be more stable than it is now, right? If necessary, I will help you prepare the documents. β
Huang Quanchuan asked while picking up a paper cup of coffee and taking a sip.
"Boring."
One side of the passage refuses.
He doesn't have that kind of power. What he has is the power that will be stained with the blood of the other party as long as he waves his hands. In terms of types, it is below the atomic force, but there is no significant negative force that can be used for peaceful means. Even if you try, you will never get results. His actions only produce destruction.
"Now, don't block the road so quickly."
"Huh?"
Fang Tong tilted his mouth and turned his head, looking at the girl who was munching on the sick fruit.
"It's not bad to be a member of the Discipline Committee, you have to have a proper identity to clean up......
The corners of Meiling's mouth were slightly upturned to reveal canine teeth, although it was only for a moment, but Fang Tong still saw the girl's bloodthirsty smile.
It was definitely not a smile that a human being in the light had.
Come to think of it, this guy once stepped on a person's head in front of him without hesitation......
"You ...... guy"
One party finally felt it, and the girl in front of him felt a sense of disobedience as if she didn't belong to this dimension.
"Hey, you guy, say something in front of the guards, what do you think of the Discipline Inspection Commissioner?" Huang Quanchuan did not hesitate to cast a high-level reverse crucifixion on the girl who was making a lot of nonsense.
"Wow! ~Just kidding, kidding-"
"Is this a joke?"
"Uhhhhh
The girl hurriedly broke away from the clutches of the female guard, and then looked at Huang Quanchuan, who was gearing up, and explained with palpitations:
ββ¦β¦ In fact... By the way, in fact, Misaka wants to re-establish a special branch of the Discipline Commissioner! β
The girl's eyes suddenly lit up,
"Well, that's right, the Discipline Committee of the Discipline Committee, which was established to deal with the riots of those with abilities above LV4... 998 Branch ...... The organization code name is 'Xiao'...... The selection criteria for members must be very strict! β
ββ¦β¦ Let's not talk about the stupid-looking serial number and the even more stupid-sounding codename, the current selection criteria for the Discipline Inspection Committee are very strict, and if you raise the standards, do you want to use LV5 to form a Discipline Inspection Committee member branch? Let's start with it, I'm not going to jerk off with you bastard. β
The sigh of lack of interest on one side - this kind of obviously nonsense "idea" would be foolish if it were true.
But the girl seemed to be caught in her own world, and did not hear the words of the party at all, and continued with great interest:
"You must choose the cutest superpowers, all of them are beautiful girls, and you have to build the cutest discipline committee member branch! Those who use space ability for transportation, the ability is at least LV4, and it must be a double ponytail, what coordinates move, space movement can catch all of them......"
"Wait, wait a minute, Misaka-chan, it's hard for people with great powers to ......"
ββ¦β¦ The office is in the building without doors and windows.,You have to find someone with a large space to get in and out.,There's a big test tube in the building.,There's a (9) mascot in the test tube.,Hanging upside down.,The kind of special pseudo-mother.,As soon as Misaka comes back.,No matter if there's something to do.,You have to say to Misaka 'Are you eating first or taking a bath first or ......?' 'A mouthful of authentic little mouths, double the face! Recruit a few more sick Jiao with similar ability to trace, AIM position tracking distance must cover at least the entire college city, a year of light body crystal has to use a hundred and eighty pounds, walk a few steps will be out of breath, just one word - cute! The main combat power in the branch is either one side of the LOLI control or the upper sister hand, if you are a sister control, you are embarrassed to say hello to people. How much do you think such a discipline committee member branch can contribute to world peace in a year? β
"I... I think I'm going to have to get a Nobel Prize......"
"Nobel **? Nobel ** That's an addition, at least it's comparable to Jin Kela and Green Dam Niang! Don't be a ghost, it's not just that, you have to study the current international form, the people who stir up trouble in this world full of all kinds of unknown forces don't care about the survival of the Earth King, and the only one who can prevent the destruction of the world is the cute girl. Do you know what a ginseng winner is? The ginseng winner is - take the girl the cutest not the best! So, Misaka Ken**... Oh no, it's the slogan of the Jianfeng Discipline Inspection Committee Branch, not to seek the best, but to seek the cutest~"
The excited Misaka Meiling picked up the water glass on the table and drank it down, and then stared at Huangquanchuan and Fang Tong with bright eyes:
"How?"
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"Huh?"
Looking at the two people in front of her with unknown expressions and stiffness, the girl tilted her head innocently.
"Click-"
"Wow! Why do you take out the handcuffs with a blank face! Hey, hey! Is it difficult for you not to say something? Don't go back to bed like you're fine! β¦β¦β
In short, the girl's plan went bankrupt due to the suppression of the female guard before it began.