Chapter 397: It's Basketball, Isn't It?
Nie Zhenggang introduced on the side: "He has a title in our Hong Kong garrison called 'Feimao...... Ahem, doglegs', which means that running is really unsatisfying. ”
Liu Ming smiled secretly and pretended to be surprised: "Isn't the dog running fast?" I think it's going to be soon. Ordinary people are no match for dogs! ”
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, but the flying hairy dogleg snorted: "Chief, please don't compare me with a dog, you are disrespectful to dogs!" ”
Burst!
Gu Yun laughed suddenly, and when he saw that everyone was not laughing, he felt that it was inappropriate, so he held back. But her face was flushed, and she didn't feel uncomfortable.
Liu Ming said very solemnly: "That's right, dogs are also animals, and we humans are also animals." Although it occupies the word high, disrespect for animals is disrespect for ourselves. You're good. ”
The flying hairy dogleg raised his head proudly, and it seemed that Liu Ming's point of view made him agree with it.
"Okay, since it's a competition, don't talk nonsense. Let's start with a 100-meter sprint. ”
Everyone was on the playground, the line of 100 meters had already been drawn, Liu Ming stood in a row with the flying hairy dog legs, Liu Ming chuckled: "Isn't it the same as the sports meeting, whoever runs to the finish line wins?" ”
"When the guns go off, start running, whoever arrives first wins." Flying Dogleg added.
Liu Ming closed his eyes and stopped talking.
A referee was already waiting 100 meters later, but the one who fired the shot was replaced by Xiahou Zun.
He shouted "Ready...... Bang! As soon as a gunshot rang out, the hairy doglegs ran wildly.
I have to say that his reaction speed is extremely outstanding, and the speed at which he runs is also quite fast.
Seeing that Liu Ming didn't run, Xiahou Zun became anxious: "Colonel Liu, why don't you run?" ”
Liu Ming smiled at him lightly and said, "If I compete with the worst people in your army, and I have to stand on the same starting line, doesn't that mean that I am too incompetent?" Even if he wins, it's not enough to worry about! So I'm going to let him fifty meters! ”
Xiahou Zun was stunned, and couldn't laugh or cry. Is this Colonel Liu really stupid or fake stupid?
The worst person in our army, are you embarrassed to show it to you? A sucker!
He really wanted to scold loudly, but Liu Ming had already run away like a gust of wind.
After running fifty meters on the flying hairy dog's legs, he found that Liu Ming had not followed, and he was a little stunned. He looked back and saw that Liu Ming was still standing in place, and immediately sneered: "This idiot, dare to underestimate me, see that I don't torture you to death!" ”
He turned his head and saw that he was only thirty meters away from the finish line, and his eyes suddenly straightened.
"How is that possible? How did that ribbon get hit? The guy who is playing with the streamer, yes, is that him? ”
The heart of the flying hairy dog's legs beat fiercely, and he ran until the finish line, only to see Liu Ming smiling and looking at himself with the ribbon, he realized that he was not dazzled!
It's just, when did this guy run to the finish line? Why didn't I see it?
He felt dizzy. The world was a bit chaotic, so I fell to the ground and woke up for a while......
"Sure enough, it's the worst in the Hong Kong garrison." Liu Ming opened his mouth to speak, "It seems that the nickname of the flying hairy dog leg is not an insult to the dog!" ”
Liu Ming's words dealt a heavy blow to the flying hairy dog's legs. But if the game is lost, what else can he say?
Yu Nantian also rubbed his eyes, wondering why Liu Ming let him fifty meters, and he could still reach the finish line when he was thirty meters away from the finish line.
Is this guy using teleportation?
"Okay, just run a hundred meters, don't be tired like a dog. Let's go over the obstacle together! Liu Ming beckoned to the flying hairy dogleg again.
The flying hairy doglegs had already received a heavy blow, but when they heard this, they immediately got up, and said in a somewhat respectful tone: "Please instruct the chief!" ”
Of course, he won't underestimate Liu Ming anymore. No matter how Liu Ming got to the finish line just now, he did arrive before him.
Everyone walked towards the barrier, but no one spoke.
Some of them were looking at Liu Ming, and some were pondering, and they seemed to be a little puzzled. So, they need to think about it for a while.
In the obstacle competition, the flying hairy dog leg is certainly not Liu Ming's opponent.
Liu Ming still let him run for a while, and then came a Jedi counterattack.
After this time, the flying hairy doglegs completely worshiped Liu Ming.
Only then did he know that Liu Ming's identity as a special instructor did not come for nothing. There is a big gap between himself and him!
Yu Nantian's face was not good-looking, and he glanced at another subordinate.
When the subordinate saw several large balls nearby, he immediately said, "Chief, you and Feimao...... The dogleg win was beautiful, but I wasn't convinced. That's why I want to compare with the chief to move stone balls! ”
"Moving stone balls?" Liu Ming was stunned and said in surprise, "What stone ball?" ”
The guy pointed to several stone balls of different sizes not far away and said, "There are a total of eight stone balls of different sizes, the smallest one is 100 catties, which is used by recruits to practice their hands." The next ones are one hundred and fifty catties, two hundred catties, two hundred and twenty catties, two hundred and fifty catties, two hundred and eighty catties, three hundred catties and one thousand catties! ”
"In our Hong Kong garrison, most people move 1,000 catties, but I don't have the ability, I can only move 300 catties, so I want to try it with the chief."
This guy's cowhide made cold sweat fall down everyone's foreheads.
This stone ball is round and rolling, and it is not easy to borrow strength, so the recruits can't move a hundred catties, not to mention eighty catties.
And these eight stone balls are not used for training, but were left here when the base was built.
Later, Yu Nantian came over and felt that these things could be used to train some special talents, and they could also be used to hit other people's self-confidence.
For example, there is an unruly soldier, he thinks he is crazy, and then he finds the guy in front of him to move a big stone ball of 300 catties, and others have to fall off their eyes?
You know, that's a 300-pound big stone ball!
Although Liu Ming didn't know much about the role of the stone ball, he also knew that he was bragging, and he wanted to suppress his arrogance, so he smiled and said, "Okay, but is your stone ball too light?" The people in your troops, except for you idiot, are at least a thousand pounds. As a special instructor, I have to start with 2,000 pounds! ”
Being scolded as a stupid guy makes that guy feel bad.
Hearing that Liu Ming was even more crazy than himself, he opened his mouth to ask for a large stone ball of 2,000 catties, and couldn't help sneering: "Chief, aren't you afraid that you can't lift such a big stone ball and end up losing your own people?" ”
Liu Ming waved his hand and said, "You don't have to worry about it, you just need to tell me if I have such a big stone ball." ”
The "idiot" looked at Yu Nantian.
Yu Nantian didn't dare to look down on Liu Ming's scolding of his soldiers, and he groaned for a while before saying, "We don't have two thousand catties, but I know that there is a big stone ball of two thousand five hundred catties." Would you like to try it? ”
Liu Ming didn't care about the two thousand catties and two thousand five hundred catties at all, he just waved his hand and said, "Then hurry up and move over." ”
Moved over? Who's going to move? Gotta use a truck!
Yu Nantian immediately asked his subordinates to prepare first.
And here, the stupid man was already unhappy, and sneered at Liu Ming: "Chief, it's not that I underestimate you. I don't think you can become a big fat man by eating it in one bite. You want to make a 2,500-pound big stone ball, but in fact, no one in our army can do it. When the time comes, you can't get it done, and we can't say anything about you. So how about trying these light ones first? ”
Liu Ming pretended to be surprised and looked at him and said, "Aren't you guys training at the start of a thousand catties, why can't you even get more than two thousand catties?" I used to teach several apprentices, they all started with 50 catties, and now they can even move 5,000 catties! Hey, it's not me talking about you, either there's something wrong with the training method, or they're all just like you......"
Same as what? Of course it's a stupid one!
Everyone's faces changed again.
If Liu Ming doesn't show the corresponding strength, Gu Yun believes that Yu Nantian has the heart to kill Liu Ming with a gun.
Including Nie Zhenggang, Xiahou Zun and others, they stopped talking. At this time, helping Liu Ming to speak, he just can't get along with the entire Hong Kong garrison.
"Look, chief, we'll just move like this." The fool lifted a hundred pounds, followed by a hundred and fifty pounds......
It was only after moving to three hundred catties that he was slightly sweaty on his forehead.
Liu Ming wiped the sweat from his forehead, shook his head and said, "Three hundred catties is also called weight?" Are you sweating? Shame, it's really a shame for a soldier! ”
Liu Ming stretched out his left hand and took the stone ball in his hand.
The crowd was dumbfounded.
This guy lifted the stone ball with one hand? Height or the height of the left hand stretched out and flat? Is this necessary to exaggerate?!
"Hey, isn't this guy basketball? You deliberately put a layer of lime on the outside to lie to me about being a stone ball? ”
Liu Ming exclaimed exaggeratedly, and then ...... The other fingers of the left hand are brought together, but the index finger is extended and rotated.
Of course, the volume of this three-hundred-pound stone ball is much larger than that of basketball, but Liu Ming is effortless to play.
The stone ball turned faster and faster, but everyone's faces became more and more exciting.
They finally understood why Liu Ming called this guy a fool. Why can he make a stone ball of 2,500 catties?
One finger can withstand a 300-pound stone ball, and it still rotates, is it still a problem to handle 1,500 pounds with one hand? Hug it with both hands, three thousand catties are trivial!
Everyone's faces changed, and Yu Nantian closed his eyes even more, his face was red and white.
He felt that he was ashamed to be thrown to his grandmother's house.
If today's events get out, I will definitely become a laughing stock in the army!
"Forget it, it's basketball, it's not fun to play."
Liu Ming said suddenly and threw the stone ball on the ground.
There was a bang, which woke up Yu Nantian.
His face changed and he said, "This, is this really basketball?" ”
He walked over and moved, and his face was ugly: "Put your mother's fart, where is this basketball, is it a stone ball!"
Everyone saw that Yu Nantian's face was not good-looking, and they were all a little funny.
But when they looked at Liu Ming, their eyes unconsciously had a hint of awe......