"Three hundred thousand?! Give an inch and take a mile! Don't deceive people too much! The old witch had forgotten her fear and roared. People like her value money bigger than the sky! Hmph, it's your dead ghost husband who deceives people too much! How can I forget the pain of taking my wife? Now that you are detained and quiet, I want you to pay back even more! It's a pity, the old witch's dead ghost husband Wang Bastard died too early! I can't wait to dig him out of his grave and whip him!

"It's polite enough to give you 300,000! You should pay me 300,000 yuan! You and the bastard did bad things, killed my mother-in-law, and brought heavy pain to me and Jingjing, I haven't settled these accounts with you yet! Someday, I'll count it with you! An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth! The more I talked, the more angry I became, and I clenched my fists with both hands, eager to punch the old witch!

"Brother Tofu!" Hearing the shouting, I looked up and saw that it was a small dimple. She beckoned to me from afar. Behind her, followed by her uncle in a police uniform. Seven rough men, seeing the burly uncle and the policeman, all changed their faces greatly. They were probably thinking: This person with thin arms and thin legs in front of them can't deal with it, and now there is a tall man, where is the opponent? They all panicked. One of the rough men tugged at the old witch's shirt and persuaded in a low voice: "Boss, I think forget it, after all, our people who detained him are at a loss, 300,000 is 300,000." ”

I saw the fear on the faces of the gang and panicked, so I threatened: "I will sue you for illegally detaining others!" ”

"Boss, it's all at her behest!" The rough man who was kicked just now was scared, and he was very dissatisfied with the old witch, so he fought back and accused the old witch. The other rough men chimed in, and they also accused the old witch.

When the old witch saw that everyone had betrayed her relatives and left, her heart was empty, and she cried and mourned, and said, "300,000 is 300,000." But I still didn't let her go, and shouted, "Slow! First dissolve the relationship between Tian Jingjing and your son! ”

"Don't bother me anymore! Tian Jingjing has nothing to do with my son at all. My son is mentally ill and can't register at all. Also, after Tian Jingjing married into my family, she didn't even let my son enter the door! What a grievance! The old witch shouted injustice, crying dad and mother.

"That's it! You shut up! Your bastard husband is already dead, why are you crying! 300,000, it's cheaper for you! Write a note! "I was so bored that I slapped paper and pen on the table.

But later, I saw a smile on Jingjing's face, and I thought about Jingjing's body like jade so far, and my mood became very refreshing again. I couldn't help but look at Jing Jing a few more times: although Jing Jing was without makeup and her eyes were red and swollen, her face was still so handsome. The cherry mouth is very tempting, and it would be wonderful to be able to kiss it. The rising peaks, although tightly wrapped, could not stop my infinite reverie. With a slender waist, if I can hug my dreams, I will never be old!

Jing Jing noticed my squinting eyes, watched my eyes slowly scan her body from top to bottom, and smiled embarrassedly. But seeing that I was still not satisfied, he stepped forward, gently hugged me, and then kissed me softly on the face. I and Jingjing watched each other, eyebrows and eyebrows, and then developed into hugging and hugging, and kissing the face. I thought someone would remind me to pay attention to my image, but I didn't expect that all I could throw was envy and blessing eyes.

Outside the shop, there are already crowds of people standing to watch the bustle, three layers inside and three layers outside. It's just that there is no applause and cheers yet. No, I'm going to liven up the atmosphere and play tricks on the old witch.

After the old witch completed the formalities, my uncle and I were going to take the old witch to the bank to transfer money. I was thinking about how to tease the old witch when I suddenly noticed that there were more banana peels on the ground not far in front of the shop. Suddenly, he thought about it and shouted: "Oops, what did you forget?" The old witch, who was already walking in front, thought that there was another extraneous branch, so she hurriedly turned back. When I saw her turn around, I was overjoyed, beckoned again, and said, "It's all right!" ”

The old witch was frightened, her nose snorted, her attention was on complaining about me, she completely forgot the banana peel in front of her, her head had not turned back, but her feet stepped forward first. As a result, with an "ouch", the old witch stepped on the banana peel, and a hungry dog grabbed and fell to the ground. When the old witch raised her head, she saw that her mouth was full of. It turned out that impartially, her mouth was just gnawing on a piece of shit on the ground. The crowd who was about to scatter it, but they didn't expect that the good show was still to come, and they burst into laughter and shouted: "Retribution!" Retribution! ”。

What made me even more relieved was that the old witch pressed her fat calf with one hand and couldn't get up. When the two rough men set up the old witch, they saw that her calves had drooped down. It's broken! Hahaha, you deserve it!

The old witch was held by a rough man, wiping the shit on her mouth while pointing at me, so angry that she couldn't speak. I whistled at her, and it was loud! The cheers and applause were deafening.

I had been in my nest for a few months, and finally I heard the applause and cheers for me again, and I vomited a bad breath in my heart! I want to change my mind, chase after the victory, and beat the water dogs!

At the counter of the bank, when I handed the completed form to the savings officer, I thought to myself: Now I am paying 300,000 yuan, but I must pay back the old witch double! Pay the price of three million or more! Tofu is no longer the persimmon that has been pinched by anyone!

Watching the old witch being carried out of the car and carried in, she was completely useless. Oh! Yes! I'm almost shouting! Maybe it won't be long before the old witch is carried in, and then she comes out sideways! It's a pity, the turtle king bastard died too early! Otherwise, if you abuse him a thousand times, you won't get rid of your hatred!

When my uncle and I showed up at the door of the box, three girls and a woman all shouted, and I was quietly hugged and kissed on my face. The silence of freedom was regained, and the red and swollen eye sockets were gone. Although her face was still a little tired, she was very excited and emotional, she kissed my left cheek and kissed the right cheek, but when she wanted to kiss me, an impatient voice came from behind her: "Enough, Tian Jingjing, this is my husband!" ~Enough is enough. ”

It was a kiss I had been looking forward to for more than 20 years, and it was ruined by a voice. How irritated I was to be distracted by such an incongruous voice, such an exciting scene, such a romantic moment!

My hands were still tightly wrapped around my slender waist, but my eyes were fixed on the uninteresting man. I really want to skin her and pump her tendons! Am I easy? The girl in my arms, I've been dreaming of for more than a year. After so many twists and turns, and now I finally have her in my arms. But you jumped out against it!

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