My promise paid off miraculously, and the flight attendants became excited. If I had known that, I wouldn't have had to talk so much nonsense. She looked at her hands with a smile and said, "My little darling, you have good luck today, you can rest." ”

I looked at her hands, they were white and slender, like the tip of a scallion, and they were indeed beautiful. Inadvertently, I met her eyes.

I shuddered, and oh my God, her face was like a sesame cake, sprinkled with black sesame seeds.

She turned her face away angrily and said, "Look at what! Why don't you hurry up and get a broom?! ”

Under the supervision of "Sesame Cake", I got under the seat, my mouth almost touched the passenger's stinky socks, pulled out the watermelon peel, fruit peel, and melon seed shell one by one, and cleaned up the phlegm and slimy vomit on the ground one by one, and then sorted out the luggage on the shelves.

I cleaned and cleaned a total of 3 carriages and it took me 3 hours. For a day and a night, I ate only one loaf of bread, and I was so hungry and tired that I almost fainted several times. Because there are so many passengers, they like to throw fruit peels and leftovers everywhere. In order to keep it clean, I can only rest for 10 minutes, and after 10 minutes, I start cleaning and cleaning again from the first compartment.

When an old man saw me, he praised me again and again: "Good young man! It's the first time I've seen a flight attendant as diligent as you, and in the past, we used to clean up the garbage after we got off the bus, but this time it's really unprecedented. ”

I was even fooled and reasoned with the "Sesame Cake" flight attendant. She grinned and said, "The conductor praised me just now, saying that the three carriages I managed were the cleanest. Now, I'll give you a corn. ”

Despite my anger, I unceremoniously snatched the corn and gobbled it up.

"My tofu is planted in your hands today, and I have been moldy for eight lifetimes." I said to myself.

"What? What did you say? When the sesame cake heard this, he immediately became angry.

I can't make any more mistakes, I laughed and quickly changed my words: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I said you're so cute." ”

When I said this, the yellow water in my stomach was about to spurt out. Although I am not a decent gentleman, I will not say anything if I am flattered, and I will not do it even if I starve to death. But now such hypocritical words are coming from my mouth, I can't believe my ears.

It seems that there are no absolutes in everything, and in the most critical time, not only animals, but also people have an instinctive sense of self-preservation. The hedgehog's thorns on its body scare its enemies, the cuttlefish emit black smoke to confuse their pursuers, and the humans use rhetoric to confuse their threats.

"I'm asking your name!" Sesame said with interest.

I explained word by word: "The pool of the pool is rich, the pool of the pool, the 'Dou' of Dou'e's injustice, and the 'rich' of the first to get rich." ”

Sesame Cake suddenly realized: "Oh, I see, it turns out that you don't want to eat my tofu!" ”

"Whew-" The corn I had just eaten sprayed out with yellow water and spilled all over the ground.

"Are you alright? Bean curd! Sesame Cake was anxious and asked.

I said nothing, maybe I was hungry for too long and ate too fast, and my appetite suddenly became uncomfortable. She looked at me and was skeptical.

When I got off the bus, Sesame Cake gave me a ticket with a face value of 10 yuan.

I handed her the only 50 yuan I had, and she pushed it back to me and said, "Make a friend." ”

Hearing her words, I was anxious and insisted on giving her money. I don't want to make a friend like her, and I'm afraid I'll have nightmares when I see her face. Fifty yuan wants to buy me, I'm not that cheap! At this time, Tian Jingjing flashed in my mind, I knew that I was judging people by their appearance, but I couldn't get rid of Tian Jingjing's shadow.

Tian Jingjing, Tian Jingjing, just spare me, you are married, and you have children, and you still refuse to let me go? I'm young and ignorant, and I provoked you, so I'm sorry for you, apologize, okay? Or I'll kneel down at your aunt's old man's house. Just thinking about it, the sesame cake ran away with a grin. Hey, don't take my money, tell me early! As a result, I carried money in my arms, but I didn't dare to eat or drink, and I worked with my stomach in my hands, and I was almost hungry.

When I walked out of the station, people paid attention to me, old men, beautiful women, and children. There was a well-dressed beauty who stared at me as she walked. I whistled at her, and she hit the telephone pole and bleed from the corner of her eye. It is said that men are lustful, but in fact, women have not?! Haha, it seems that I am still quite attractive, no wonder the "sesame cake" that is just a one-sided friend actually fell in love at first sight and wanted to make friends with me.

I walked into a very lively fast food restaurant, and the beautiful women and men who were eating stood up and bowed down. Hey, don't be so polite. Why did I become a handsome guy overnight? Oh, no! Maybe I was born to be a pretty boy, but I didn't realize it. Hey, it's been buried for more than 20 years, it's such a waste, why don't you make good use of this resource when you're in college? The daughter of the university president who couldn't help but praise me for being a handsome guy actually slipped away for her, it's a pity, it's a pity!

"Get out, get out!" A vicious voice sounded in my ears, and when I saw it, two big men of five big and three thick were approaching me, one holding a rice shovel and the other holding a broom.

"I want to eat!" I said to them.

"Get out!" They scolded angrily, pointing to a swill bucket outside the door.

How can they treat me like a beggar! Eh, who's the gray-faced man in the mirror with dirty clothes? I stuck out my tongue, and the man in the mirror stuck out his tongue too. I raised my fist in protest, and he followed me.

"Get out!" The broom landed my back, and I was swept out of the house.

I spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm and said angrily, "Dogs look down on people!" ”

Originally, my stomach was too hungry and numb, but now I smell the smell of food, and my consciousness suddenly awakens, and I feel so hungry that I have spasms. I couldn't wait to take my last breath and walk to another fast food restaurant, but I was blasted out of the stick, and I was pushed and shoved, and I fell to the ground, unconscious.

I felt a little pain in my hand, as if I had been bitten by some mosquito. A wisp of fragrance, refreshing, very familiar. I slowly opened my eyes: white walls, white sheets, and my white pants. There was a ray of sunlight shining through the window, and I couldn't tell the difference between east and west, north and south, so I couldn't tell whether it was morning sun or sunset sunset.

Oh, and there was still a man lying on his stomach in front of the bed, very calm, apparently asleep. Her hair resembles a long ponytail, meekly nestled up to her back. Jingjing, how could she be here? I have a needle stuck in the back of one hand and a small bottle hanging from the top of my head - a hanging needle? I'm in the hospital! A little hungry, I instinctively looked around and found a bag of apples on the table next to the bed. I grabbed one, didn't bother to peel it, wiped it down, and stuffed it in my mouth.

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