Chapter 007: Staring at the crotch and smirking something
At this time, he followed Qin Shou's gaze and looked at the past.
I saw that on this thin piece of paper, it was written in Juanxiu's font: I have read your novel roughly, I think it is necessary for me to talk to you carefully, I have something to do now, you take this time to think about it, organize the language, maybe I will come to you in the next class!
"Nima!"
Facing Rusi, Qin Shou subconsciously said three words.
"Now this situation ...... Why don't I leave a leave note and slip away first......"
Recalling the scene in the novel slightly, Qin Shou immediately had such a thought.
"However, the handle is always in the hands of others, can I avoid it? As the saying goes, if you can hide from the first day of junior high school, you can't hide from the fifteenth ...... In case after I slip away, she is annoyed and angry and publicizes that I read this kind of novel, then I really have no words to meet Jiangdong's father! ”
At this moment, two villains jumped out of Qin Shou's mind, one villain encouraged him to leave immediately and avoid the limelight for the time being, and the other villain was to state the pros and cons and let Qin Shou stay in school, after all, sooner or later, he had to face it, maybe he would face it earlier, and the turmoil caused by this matter would be much smaller.
In the end, the villain who stated the pros and cons prevailed, and the villain who agitated to leave fell silent for a while.
"Okay, manly man, how can I be afraid of a little woman, go back and wait, who has not died since ancient times, and who has died early and late has to die!"
Under such thoughts, Qin Shou took a step and quickly moved away.
There is a ten-minute break after a class.
And because of the screaming incident in the women's toilet between classes, there are really not too many people left in the fifth class classroom.
"Qin Shou, how is it, how is the temper of our new head teacher?" There are not many people, but it does not mean that there are no people, what happened in the morning reading class today is watched by the people in Class 5.
As soon as I stepped into the classroom, someone who had not gone to squeeze the toilet said in a joking voice.
"Don't mess with me, bother!" Without looking at the person who said the words, Qin Shou said, and walked straight to his seat.
Ye Qingqing, as a lively little beauty, didn't stay in her seat at the moment, and she didn't know where she went.
Qin Shou sat down, didn't say anything, just closed his eyes, and began to recall the series of things he had experienced today.
First of all, it was a dreamlike night experience, and then I overslept in the morning, and met a fortune teller at the school gate, after entering the school, Poker Face was no longer the head teacher, but he was concerned by the new head teacher, and the new beautiful head teacher confiscated his collection of novels.
Immediately afterwards, I wanted to go to the office to snatch the novel out, but at this time I found that the beautiful head teacher's face was flushed and she was already browsing the novel, and she still planned to snatch the novel of the yellow ** shell with the idea of making up for the loss. But just as he was about to make a move, a strong burning sensation suddenly rose in his lower abdomen.
The burning sensation was like an open flame burning, and at that moment, Qin Shou could be said to have rushed to the toilet completely by his own instinct.
In the toilet, the tap water falls on the body and vaporizes directly, and the burning sensation decreases slightly, and then increases sharply. Just when Qin Shou himself thought that he was going to die here, the family heirloom Baoyu showed a miracle, exuding an extremely cold aura, neutralizing the burning heat in the lower abdomen.
At this point, Qin Shou believed that the dream he thought was not a dream.
Then Qin Shou wanted to pull out the culprit in his lower abdomen, but naturally he couldn't pull it out no matter what, and in desperation, Qin Shou gently punched the wall of the toilet.
There was obviously a heat flow in the lower abdomen that converged on Qin Shou's right fist, and under the increase of the heat flow, with a light punch, Qin Shou caused a hole the size of a fist to appear on the wall of the toilet.
With a very pure mind, Qin Shou wanted to see how powerful his punch was, and just like that, there was a beautiful girl in the pit of Immortal, and then there was a piercing scream that shocked the entire floor.
……
Thoughts flow quickly.
Because of so many things, Qin Shou's eyes, which were not very high, suddenly lit up.
Wait, I punched a shattering hole in the wall, and I had the ability...... Well, by the way, the moment I punched, there was a rush of heat in my lower abdomen, and then the wall turned into powder.
If you think about it, although the thing in my lower abdomen almost killed me at first, I now have the strength to surpass ordinary people because of that inexplicable thing.
If I could figure out the power of that thing in my lower abdomen, then I might be able to wear red pants outside like Superman in the blockbuster movie and save the world, whaha.
Thinking of this, Qin Shou, who was nervous, immediately lowered his head excitedly and looked towards his lower abdomen.
With his mind flowing, Qin Shou seemed to see a bright future, and involuntarily, a rich smile naturally appeared on his face.
Qin Shou's smile didn't last long after all.
Suddenly, he felt the flesh of his right hand being pulled, and the sharp pain was transmitted to his mind.
Who dares to touch me, doesn't he know that I am the man who is about to wear red pants?!
The daydream was disturbed, Qin Shou was unhappy, the smile on his face retracted, and then he suddenly turned his head to look at his right.
The hazy gaze was instantly clear.
Ye Qingqing's slender hand was placed on Qin Shou's right arm, needless to say, it was naturally Ye Qingqing pinching Qin Shou.
It turned out to be Ye Qingqing. The unhappiness in Qin Shou's heart suddenly disappeared, and a smile appeared on his face again.
"Laughing, still laughing, class!" Ye Qingqing frowned slightly, and said in a weak mosquito and fly voice.
Got a class?!
Listening to Ye Qingqing's words in his ears, Qin Shou's heart moved.
However, before he could make any moves, a stern voice had already been transmitted from the podium at the front of the classroom.
"Classmate Qin Shou, it's class time, I've been observing you for a long time, you seem to be staring at your crotch and smirking for a long time, I don't know, do I have the honor to know what you're laughing at?" This class is a math class, and the math teacher is a little old man with half-bald hair, but he thinks he has a good sense of humor in class.
This sentence was naturally uttered by this humorous little old man.
"Hahaha!"
"Haha!"
"Brother Shou, what's so funny about your crotch, let's all be happy when you say it!"
As soon as the little old man's words came out, the whole classroom came alive, laughing and shaking.
It was only then that Qin Shou raised his eyes to look at the podium. On the podium, the half-bald little old man was in a self-righteous pose, half leaning on the blackboard.
Qin Shou thought that he would soon become the kind of person who was rumored to be in the red pants, he was happy, his mind seemed to be turning faster, his eyes flickered slightly, and he immediately said: "Old Du, you are really old, you are so old that your eyes are not good, where am I staring at the crotch of my pants and laughing, as a section (***) full of me, I just suddenly thought of a solution to a math problem, because I was happy, I smiled from the bottom of my heart." ”
"Yo, you Qin Shou can still think about the solution of math problems, can you come to a shuttle to open our eyes!"
The little old man's surname is Du, and he is usually called Du Lao, but it is not disrespectful. Hearing Qin Shou say this, a mocking look appeared on the little old man's face, and he immediately said, "Well, I just happened to have a math problem here, Qin Shou, why don't you try it." As he spoke, Du Lao stretched out his hand and pointed to the blackboard.