Chapter 65: What is pretending?
"The first complete elementary school in Xilin Town."
Throwing away the cigarette butt in his mouth, Liu Meng squinted at the several bronzing competitions on the building in front of him and said. Even Gan Feifei, who was sitting behind him, could hear that Principal Liu's tone was a little strange
"A complete primary school is a complete primary school, why do you have to add a 'first'? Isn't this pure coercion? His eyes fell on the word "first", which was already a little painted, and Liu Meng couldn't help muttering.
Gan Feifei really wanted to see more of the scene in front of her, but she was small, sandwiched between Liu Meng and Gan Shuangshuang, and it was useless to sway from side to side. Hearing Liu Meng's whispering, he couldn't help but ask curiously, "Teacher Liu, what is it called pretending?" ”
Liu Meng had already transported the "momentum" and was about to enter the market in a high-profile manner, but when he heard Gan Feifei's question, he immediately climbed with black lines on his head and almost fell off the electric donkey.
Nima, why are the little girl's ears so smart? Forget about the ear spirit, why do you ask the most critical word every time?
Liu Meng feels that being a teacher for a child like Gan Feifei is really as stressful as a mountain.
"Teacher Liu, what do you mean by pretending?" Perhaps thinking that Liu Meng didn't hear it, Gan Feifei asked again, and his voice was quite loud.
The young female teacher who was looking forward from a small car in front couldn't help but look at Liu Meng and the two girls in surprise when she heard the sound.
Rao is Liu Meng is thick-skinned, and he can't help but blush at the moment.
coughed, Liu Mengyan said: "Gan Feifei, about the word 'pretending', you may not understand the teacher's explanation. But the teacher can show you what it means to pretend! ”
After speaking, Liu Meng ignored the more surprised eyes of the young female teacher in the car, and directly drove the electric donkey forward, waving a big hand at the same time, and shouted loudly: "Let one go, let one go!" Why are they all like kindergarten children, without any eyes? I don't know how to get out of the way when I'm in the way?! ”
There are 15 schools in Xilin Town, and there are 13 in addition to Xilin Wan Elementary School and Taoyuan Primary School, and each school ranges from one to three cars. Longmen Primary School, the only private primary school in Xilin Town, was even more exaggerated, and actually drove two school buses with dozens of seats. The entrance time of these schools happened to be together, and for a while, dozens of cars were blocked outside Xilinwan Elementary School.
The teacher in charge of welcoming guests at Yubayashi Wan Elementary School is dealing with this matter, but it will take a while to see the effect.
Whether it is Xilin Wanxiao, or other elementary school people, they are in a subtle embarrassing atmosphere at the moment, so Liu Meng's shouting is very eye-catching.
There were probes looking back in each car, scanning Liu Meng and the three of them one by one, and there were many discussions at the same time.
"Who is this guy, why is he so unsued?"
"Could it be the parents of Xilin Wan Elementary School who sent their children to school?"
"Parent, it's Saturday!"
"Maybe it's his kid who wants to compete?"
"Nima, you know that he is a farmer just by looking at his broken electric donkey, no wonder he is so rude."
“・・・”
Liu Meng's ears are also relatively sensitive, so the surrounding discussions are basically the same, but his face has not changed at all. In order to complete the task of the system, he had already sold all the discipline and replaced it with a cheeky face.
Discussion is discussion, when Liu Meng drove the electric donkey forward arrogantly, these cars, vans, and even the big school bus of Longmen Primary School clumsily moved their positions to give way to Liu Meng.
One is that he thinks that civilized people should not meet uneducated farmers, the second is afraid that his car will be rubbed by an electric donkey, and the third is afraid of rubbing the two girls behind Liu Meng. In their opinion, Liu Meng is a mobile trouble, and he will get into trouble if he gets involved.
So, Liu Meng rode the electric donkey to the cars of other schools, and was the first to arrive in front of the small gate of Xilinwan.
"Who are you?" Teacher Xilinwan, who was in charge of welcoming guests, asked strangely.
He looked at Gan Shuangshuang and Gan Feifei behind Liu Meng's car, and didn't remember that there were such aura students in his school.
"I'm the principal of Taoyuan Elementary School, Liu Meng." Liu Meng said loudly.
"You're the principal of Taoyuan Elementary School?" The welcoming teacher was a man in his thirties, not much older than Liu Meng, and looked at Liu Meng suspiciously.
No matter how he looked at it, he didn't feel that Liu Meng looked like a principal.
Liu Meng asked rhetorically: "Is someone pretending to be me?" ”
"Not really." The welcoming teacher smiled awkwardly, and continued, "But you better let me check." ”
As he spoke, the welcoming teacher went to the guard room over there. The janitor has a resource book about the principals of each elementary school.
Xilin finished the small gate in front of the big one, although there were dozens of cars, but they were all very close to the gate, and they heard the words of Liu Meng and the welcoming teacher clearly. As a result, the faces of these people changed again, and the content of their discussions also changed.
"This person is the principal of Taoyuan Elementary School?"
"You're too young, aren't you? It doesn't look as old as my son! ”
"Isn't Taoyuan Elementary School closed?"
"It's almost closed, but there are only two students left."
"Two students? It's the two that guy was carrying just now, right? Are they going to compete too? ”
"Who knows, maybe it's to watch the excitement. Young people love to be lively. ”
“・・・”
Just when people from other schools were discussing, the welcoming teacher had already determined Liu Meng's identity and invited Liu Meng in with a smile.
Knowing that Liu Meng was the principal of Taoyuan Primary School, the people from other schools outside didn't care about what happened just now. Looking at Liu Meng, a principal, riding a broken electric donkey to carry students to participate in the competition, they also felt sad as people in the education system.
Taoyuan Primary School is about to close, and they meet such an unreliable principal, what do they care?
After Liu Meng entered the school, he thought: This is eye-catching enough, right? I just don't know how far from completing the system task standard.
With all kinds of high-profile thoughts in his heart, Liu Meng followed the school sign to the parking lot.
"Nima, this Xilin is really not small, and there is even a special parking lot." With emotion, Liu Meng looked around and parked the electric donkey in the most conspicuous first parking space in the parking lot.
"Hey!" A security guard came out of the room and called out to Liu Meng, "This parent, you can't park here today!" ”
"Why?" Liu Meng was puzzled.
What is the reason why such a large parking lot is empty and not allowed to park?
The security guard said: "Other schools came to participate in the competition today, and these parking spaces are reserved for other schools." ”
Liu Meng laughed when he heard it, and said, "I'm from another school, the principal of Taoyuan Primary School, I want this parking space!" ”
After speaking, he stopped the electric donkey and hugged Gan Feifei down.
The security guard was about to scold Liu Meng not to mess around, but when he saw Gan Feifei after landing, he raised his head and looked at Liu Meng, and said very seriously: "Teacher Liu, I still don't know what it means to pretend to be forced." ”
Liu Meng was only slightly stunned, but the security guard was stunned, and he choked on what he wanted to say.
Liu Meng's heart moved, and he smiled: "Don't understand? That's easy, the teacher will show you again. ”
After speaking, Liu Meng came to the security guard, took a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, spit out the smoke ring and said, "This security brother, I know you don't believe that I am the principal." But in fact, I am the principal, and you can ask the teacher in charge of your reception. In addition, my electric donkey is placed here, you must not touch it, if you do, I will sue others, you Xilin Wan Xiao looks down on people and discriminates against our village. What the consequences of that are, you know. ”
After speaking, Liu Meng took off the cigarette in his mouth and inserted it into the security guard's mouth that opened in shock.
Here, Gan Feifei saw Liu Meng turn around and come back, his big eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he raised his little hand and cheered loudly: "Teacher Liu, I know!" It turns out that smoking is pretending! ”
In an instant, Liu fell to the ground.
[Liu Meng: The principal warns all book friends with his own personal experience, don't try to explain to children uncivilized Internet words such as "pretending to be forced" and "grass and mud horse", otherwise, you will die a very hungry death. 】