Chapter 310: Falling into a dung pit
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Yesterday's thing, yesterday's thing. Today, we have to do something serious.
Anyway, Zheng Xiaotian himself doesn't know what this so-called serious thing to do is. Could it be that they are trying to find a way to gather everyone together and find out how to attack the Divine Doctor's Gate?
Zheng Xiaotian shook his head, walked out of the small inn, and got ready to get something to eat. This, when a pair of eyes look around, wow, isn't this, those three policemen?
Zheng Xiaotian wanted to say that the other party, that is, turned into ashes, he remembered everything.
Zheng Xiaotian's mind turned, and suddenly, he had ideas and plans. Suddenly, all of a sudden, he began to act. As the saying goes, if you think you can't do it, you have to do it, if you say it, if you do it, then you really win, you win completely.
Three policemen were eating breakfast. Yesterday, I was taught a lesson. The deputy director of the people's house didn't sleep, and they were in the midst of ideological education all night. How else to say that Deputy Bureau Jia is a person who can ink very well? Finished their night and showed their might.
Although Zheng Xiaotian replied that it was okay, the deputy director still mentioned that the work of ideological education must be carried out in a hurry. It's not, it's because of such a grasp, so they were tortured all night, inkblotted all night, diaphragm all night, and didn't sleep all night. Today, I still have to go to work, which is the most hated thing.
"Eat, eat, you have to go to work when you're full. Can't sleep yet, who knows if he'll kill him? When the time comes. If we are caught violating discipline again, we will probably suffer a night of sin. Zhang Daneng said.
"Yes, yes. I just think. Because of the position, he is completely eyeing us. This night, the main purpose is to keep us from sleeping, are we squatting in the bureau, or are we not going? Going, not sleepy? If you sleep, you are undisciplined. If you don't go to the bureau. That's absenteeism. If we want to pass the time, I don't think he will let us get what we want. Special code! Lin Xiao said forward.
"Who's to say it isn't." Su Bingyu nodded.
Three. Eating, all of a sudden, it felt like my stomach hurt, for a moment. That is to cover his stomach. To say. If one person has a stomachache, that is a person has a problem, and three people have a stomachache together, and it has always been fine, that is, there is a problem earlier.
"Boss, you are making our black money, and there is something wrong with it. A little trouble will come to you. Suddenly. The three of them ran towards the toilet.
An early shop, can the toilet still be opened like a state-owned enterprise? There are only two squatting pits in total. Then, a women's toilet and a men's toilet.
Now, there are people in the men's toilet, and the door is the iron general handle. Women's bathroom, if you go, it must not be a violation of discipline? The three of them are very suspicious, isn't it that Nima herself was rectified by Director Jia again? The other party drugged something and then deliberately stuck the men's toilet to attract himself and others to the women's toilet? It shouldn't be.
"Let's go to the public." Su Bingyu said.
"Yes." Zhang Daneng nodded.
Lin Xiaoqian followed closely behind the two.
These three people, when they left, Zheng Xiaotian came out of the toilet. He hurried, and it was following the three men up.
Zheng Xiaotianxia's medicine? Vegetarian. With his current combat value, even if the other party has eaten everything and has eaten almost, it doesn't matter. In the distance, the three silver needles were thrown out, and the other party's dung hole was immediately lit, and then, that was the dung was impulsive.
Zheng Xiaotian went to the men's toilet one step ahead of time, and guarded the door tightly, but he didn't go out. Then, the other party can't get in. If you can't get in, you have to go to the public toilet next to it.
This, Zheng Xiaotian made a fuss about the public toilet in order to rectify such a few people. For the highest-class public toilet, he paid 30 yuan, 10 yuan per person, and 10 yuan per person guarded a pit for 10 minutes. One dollar a minute. Then, these three people can only go to the farthest public toilet.
Zhang Daneng and the three of them came to the simple public toilet, it's okay here, don't charge money, what kind of door does the original toilet charge money, right?
The three of them, it's a bang, that's called a transparent. That's called a comfortable, that's called a qiē enjoyment.
Bang!
A bang. If you don't listen carefully, it's like a gunshot, and if you listen carefully, it's actually a firecracker. The point is that in such a refreshed toilet, all of a sudden, the ears of the three people were blown up a little blindfolded. A burst of tinnitus, such a rhythm that swept in,
Zheng Xiaotian was outside the toilet at the moment, smiling secretly. He's just, it's not disgusting. In order to keep this hatred from staying overnight, he came up with such a shady solution. He threw it, it was spring thunder, and he threw it in the manure tank. First of all, he put a lid on his side, and then, that is, the manure channel to which the manure tank leads, completely splashed these objects. Forthwith......
Two of the three people were immediately recruited, and the other was far away, and it was nothing at all.
Zhang Daneng walked out. He was the hope of the other two, and now, those two people simply couldn't get out of a rhythm. Why? Because the clothes are covered in. If it comes out, it won't be a dead man.
Therefore, Zhang Daneng needs to give two people casually, a little bit of clothes, bring them in, and the two of them change, then, the three of them are looking for a place to take a bath. This must be the work of some unlucky child. That's why he doesn't like to come to this kind of toilet. If it's a high-class toilet, first of all, did you blow it up? Secondly, even if it is a bomb, it is also a bomb of your own compartment, and you are completely in trouble with others.
At this point, Zheng Xiaotian didn't know what the other party thought, otherwise, he wanted to say, it would be really unacceptable. The high-end toilet is just a flush toilet that flushes things away, but it's still in the fecal tract when it's flushed. As long as a simple explosion point is thrown into the fecal tract, these things can be punched out. It's just that, at most, it's a butt, and luckily, it's to get the corners and corners of the clothes, and it's impossible to achieve such a remarkable effect.
"Brother, did you see who threw a firecracker here just now?" Zhang Daneng walked towards Zheng Xiaotian and approached. He knew that the other party, who lost the firecracker, must have run away. And, the person who can be here is just here, as for why the other party is standing next to a cesspool, maybe, this is the other party's interest? When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and when the population is large, any bad taste can develop.
"Uh, I lost it!" Zheng Xiaotian honestly admitted.
"What did you say?" The policeman's eyes narrowed into a slit. Now, he wasn't angry. This anger value is completely complete, burning to the extreme. Originally, I thought that asking for a little clue would be the end of the matter, but now, this is not just a clue thing, it is simply the rhythm of people directly grasping it. Wow, yes, yes, yes, that's just great.
"I said I lost it." Zheng Xiaotian said.
"I'll kill you!" Zhang Daneng rushed towards Zheng Xiaotian.
If Zhang Daneng wanted to rush in front of Zheng Xiaotian, first of all, he had to cross the manhole cover. The manhole cover was a very sturdy thing, so what he didn't care about was stepping on it.
"Oh......" Zhang Daneng just shouted, and then, it was a loud sound.
The manhole cover that has not been manipulated by Zheng Xiaotian is indeed a good manhole cover. However, if Zheng Xiaotian has done something to him, can this manhole cover still be good? It's not going to get better.
Therefore, Zhang Daneng fell into the dung pit, not accidentally, but an inevitability. It can also be understood that he was so generally overshadowed by Zheng Xiaotian.
Actually, Zheng Xiaotian doesn't like this kind of method very much. A qiē, it seems, it is a kind of ignorance, that is a kind of coincidence, even if the other party is rectified, the other party has no way to think that you are intentional. And, he prefers that the direct other party can think that he is intentional, and in this case, it is simply a good thing.
"Help me, save me." Zhang Daneng said to Zheng Xiaotian.
"Is it deep inside?" Zheng Xiaotian lowered his head and asked Zhang Daneng.
"There's also a meter to a little bit." Zhang Daneng didn't know what the other party meant by asking this, but he still answered honestly and truthfully.
"Since it's only a little over a meter, then, what else is there to save, you can't die. Here, the flow of people is quite large, if someone comes or something, it happens to be with a rope, you look for them, I just remembered, there is still soup at home, if you don't go back, then there will be an accident. Zheng Xiaotian, after finishing speaking, he immediately turned around and left.
"Hey, hey, why don't you call the police." Zhang Daneng said.
"Okay, I'll make a phone call for you, and I'll say that a policeman has fallen into a manure pit, so let you insiders come over early." Zheng Xiaotian's voice became farther and farther away.
Zhang Daneng's eyes narrowed into a slit. He felt that the other party was a little familiar. However, I didn't think much of it. Now that I think about it, Nima, isn't this the guy that the three of you cleaned up yesterday? Then if this guy throws firecrackers, then if this manhole cover happens to be broken, then it's not a coincidence, this guy is retaliating, this guy is man-made. This guy still has to call the police, Nima, isn't this the rhythm of Nima?
Zhang Daneng can already be expected, he is in the newspaper, the police are transferred to the manure pit, it's over, it's over, this is the future career can be regarded as a complete calf. Nima! (To be continued......)